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(Big 1059)   The goddam Batman sold his costume on eBay to raise money for his legal defense. "P.S. It has been laundered"   (big1059.com) divider line 28
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2012-04-12 09:13:03 AM  
"P.S. It has been laundered"

Thankfully.

Nice pit stains.

content.clearchannel.com
 
2012-04-12 10:43:38 AM  
I'd have bid twice that amount if he'd left the collectible Bat BallSweat in there.
 
2012-04-12 12:11:45 PM  
It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.
 
2012-04-12 12:14:09 PM  

cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.


It's not like he had an heir. I mean he had his "ward" (wink wink) Dick Grayson, but still, where else would the money go?
 
2012-04-12 12:19:06 PM  

McManus_brothers: cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.

It's not like he had an heir. I mean he had his "ward" (wink wink) Dick Grayson, but still, where else would the money go?


It wouldn't be so bad if he had stashed some away in the event of legal dealings, but he has to sell everything he owns now. bad planning, IMO.
 
2012-04-12 12:19:16 PM  
Well, "batman" certainly has a better ring to it than "Pestokeyman".
 
2012-04-12 12:19:17 PM  

cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.


On the plus side, at least he spends that money on collecting Kryptonite to use on his allies and not on bullets to put into be-hoodied teenagers.
 
2012-04-12 12:21:12 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-04-12 12:23:25 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.

On the plus side, at least he spends that money on collecting Kryptonite to use on his allies and not on bullets to put into be-hoodied teenagers.


Oh, like Batman hasn't killed his share of innocent black teenagers in the darkened alleys of Gotham City. Racism fuels his whole vigilante mindframe. He wants to get back at the race who brutally mugged and killed his parents.
 
2012-04-12 12:31:19 PM  
I'm certainly no expert. But i'm pretty sure that white batman's parents where murdered by a white mugger. Therefore I don't think racism has anything to do with it.
 
2012-04-12 12:34:43 PM  

MomUdLikeToFark: I'm certainly no expert. But i'm pretty sure that white batman's parents where murdered by a white mugger. Therefore I don't think racism has anything to do with it.


Shush, I'm on a role here.

Batman is just George Zimmerman with more money!
 
2012-04-12 12:34:56 PM  
Does the goddam Batman patrol Gothamn?
 
2012-04-12 12:42:51 PM  
Charged with resisting arrest? What were they arresting him for to begin with? Is dangling off the side of a building really a crime? Stupid and dangerous, sure, but illegal? Window washers do that all the time.
 
2012-04-12 12:44:17 PM  
"Gloves not included lol"


Lead-lined gloves? Was he planning for an attack by MIniature Dental X-ray Man?
 
2012-04-12 12:53:44 PM  
For a second, I thought it was the Batman guy who drove the Lambo & visited children's hospitals.
 
2012-04-12 12:53:59 PM  
 
2012-04-12 12:57:02 PM  
So here is the link to the Goddamn auction!
 
2012-04-12 12:58:48 PM  
The Goddamn auction (new window)
 
2012-04-12 01:10:00 PM  
Winning bidder - Adam West.
 
2012-04-12 01:51:30 PM  

MomUdLikeToFark: I'm certainly no expert. But i'm pretty sure that white batman's parents where murdered by a white mugger. Therefore I don't think racism has anything to do with it.


comiccoverage.typepad.com

...but you see where Bruce Wayne's mind was going... don't you?
I'm sure something similar happened to Cat Woman.
 
2012-04-12 01:59:22 PM  

cgraves67: McManus_brothers: cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.

It's not like he had an heir. I mean he had his "ward" (wink wink) Dick Grayson, but still, where else would the money go?

It wouldn't be so bad if he had stashed some away in the event of legal dealings, but he has to sell everything he owns now. bad planning, IMO.


I dunno. By the time he's 90 he's still rich enough to outfit Terry with a flying car and all the trimmings to kick ass in a futuristic world. He's got to be making money somehow.
 
2012-04-12 02:01:45 PM  
It's wasn't this guy, though:

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-04-12 02:48:06 PM  

myne: cgraves67: McManus_brothers: cgraves67: It's so sad that Bruce Wayne blew through several generations of his family's wealth just so he could play badass vigilante.

It's not like he had an heir. I mean he had his "ward" (wink wink) Dick Grayson, but still, where else would the money go?

It wouldn't be so bad if he had stashed some away in the event of legal dealings, but he has to sell everything he owns now. bad planning, IMO.

I dunno. By the time he's 90 he's still rich enough to outfit Terry with a flying car and all the trimmings to kick ass in a futuristic world. He's got to be making money somehow.


It was the Facebook IPO.
 
2012-04-12 02:50:28 PM  

It has been years in the making (due to overexposure, Frank Miller's droppings, those boring Nolan-movies), but this picture is what finally made me quit reading Batman-comics:


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 04:34:04 PM  
I get all my news from Classic Rock radio station websites.
 
2012-04-12 07:59:41 PM  

batlock666: It has been years in the making (due to overexposure, Frank Miller's droppings, those boring Nolan-movies), but this picture is what finally made me quit reading Batman-comics:
[i.imgur.com image 500x543]


Is Dick's dick talking there? Who did the lettering on that? oO
 
2012-04-13 02:01:55 AM  
I'm wondering why the writer of that article thinks he needs to tell people that "lol" is "(sic)" (sic = spelling incorrect)
 
2012-04-13 04:10:48 AM  

Canton: batlock666: It has been years in the making (due to overexposure, Frank Miller's droppings, those boring Nolan-movies), but this picture is what finally made me quit reading Batman-comics:
[i.imgur.com image 500x543]

Is Dick's dick talking there? Who did the lettering on that? oO


And... Zing
 
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