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(Yahoo)   Man featured on the reality show "Millionaire Matchmaker" exposed as a professional con man, and judging by his mug-shot, some species of elf or woodsprite   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 34
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2012-04-12 09:06:23 AM
Subby, you owe me a new keyboard!
 
2012-04-12 09:15:43 AM
citizen of the Capitol
 
2012-04-12 09:17:07 AM
You know it takes a special kind of delusional balls to appear on a show call "Millionaire Matchmaker" when you know you ain't got no money.
 
2012-04-12 09:23:28 AM
This story sounds familiar (new window).
 
2012-04-12 10:33:35 AM
Are you a warlock
 
2012-04-12 10:34:47 AM
Does he live on Bagshot Row?
 
2012-04-12 10:35:28 AM
Do not stare directly at the eyes, that's how they hypnotize you before injecting their venom:
media.zenfs.com
 
2012-04-12 10:37:41 AM
And, sorry in advance, but I have to ask this:

If he's a con-man and a lesser fey, wouldn't that make him

(wait for it)

an Elvish impersonator?
 
2012-04-12 10:38:03 AM
As an avid American Greed viewer,this is great news.
 
2012-04-12 10:48:57 AM
Kill it with fire.
 
2012-04-12 10:53:09 AM
Piske, maybe. Real elves are more microcephalic, and woodsprites don't have such human faces (I know, but even so).

Seriously, that hairstyle should have gone back out of fashion by now, too.
 
2012-04-12 10:53:51 AM
Man trying to pass himself off as a millionaire to land chicks on tv? Why haven't I seen this before?

www.thecampussocialite.com
 
2012-04-12 10:56:06 AM
so when are TV shows going to learn to vet their crazies a little better?
 
2012-04-12 11:02:20 AM
Didnt something like this happen on that crappy MTV show "My Super Sweet 16"? Where the father defrauded investors in his oil company or some scheme and then shows up on TV with his kid while he was wanted.

You would think that a con artist would be smart enough to keep their face out of the public spotlight. Maybe he tangled with the Leverage crew.
 
2012-04-12 11:03:26 AM
Dude's got like 12-head.
 
2012-04-12 11:13:55 AM
Considering what that show is about, I sort of respect the guy.
 
2012-04-12 11:16:22 AM

Magorn: And, sorry in advance, but I have to ask this:

If he's a con-man and a lesser fey, wouldn't that make him

(wait for it)

an Elvish impersonator?


Damn you! I need a new keyboard.
 
2012-04-12 11:41:48 AM
Poor dude...first he lost out to Puck for the position as Xanatos' lackey, and now this? Oberon is going to be SO pissed.
 
2012-04-12 11:44:07 AM

mikkimouse: Magorn: And, sorry in advance, but I have to ask this:

If he's a con-man and a lesser fey, wouldn't that make him

(wait for it)

an Elvish impersonator?

Damn you! I need a new keyboard.


This needs a photo of Chang dressed as a drow from the D&D episode of Community.
 
2012-04-12 11:44:50 AM

Magorn: Do not stare directly at the eyes, that's how they hypnotize you before injecting their venom:
[media.zenfs.com image 640x360]


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-12 11:54:15 AM
Now, three years after the reality-TV show that gave him national recognition, Prozer is behind bars facing a multi-year sentence in federal prison.

A good-looking guy like that should have no trouble finding a spouse in prison.

/elf-boy, however, will be the wife
 
2012-04-12 11:56:22 AM
Peter Pettigrew really fell on hard times, didn't he.
 
2012-04-12 11:57:41 AM

Just_a_Bear: so when are TV shows going to learn to vet their crazies a little better?


I hope they never do. Girls who go on tv because they only want to date millionaires deserve whatever happens.
 
2012-04-12 12:21:07 PM
Time to get out the Cold Iron Sword
 
2012-04-12 12:26:12 PM

TheLopper: Just_a_Bear: so when are TV shows going to learn to vet their crazies a little better?

I hope they never do. Girls who go on tv because they only want to date millionaires deserve whatever happens.


Pretty much says it all.

That said, that is one ugly mo-fo.
 
2012-04-12 12:35:05 PM

Quasar: Peter Pettigrew really fell on hard times, didn't he.


You should be happy about that, Mr. Potter.
 
2012-04-12 02:58:03 PM
Okay, so I'll admit I have watched this show before and I saw this guy's episode. He came across as a weirdo. During his date he whipped it out and started peeing in front of his date. I mean yah, they were outside, but who does that? I can't remember anything else about it other than him seeing like a real jerk. Needless to say the woman hated him and wanted nothing to do with him.
 
2012-04-12 03:30:02 PM

555-FILK: TheLopper: Just_a_Bear: so when are TV shows going to learn to vet their crazies a little better?

I hope they never do. Girls who go on tv because they only want to date millionaires deserve whatever happens.

Pretty much says it all.

That said, that is one ugly mo-fo.


It's ok, though - the golddiggers just close their eyes and imagine they're being farked by his wallet.

/Poor golddiggers, being lied to by that awful poor man.
 
2012-04-12 04:01:58 PM
If you're rich, you can afford to keep the fact that you're a loser a secret while someone screens dates and sends them to you. Come on, all the people who appear in that show are scamming something.
 
2012-04-12 04:37:49 PM
FTFA: [Guy] recruited a financial specialist to aide in a scheme to defraud the bank by obtaining a short-term business loan purportedly secured by non-existent collateral,

That must have been some steel-clad banking contracts if lying about your assets to them gets you in legal trouble. Did no one at the bank think to verify his claim?

Bank: You have a lot of money then to use as collateral?
Guy: Sure.
Bank: Then here are millions of dollars.
Guy: Hooray, I'm now a millionaire!



If the guy was smart he would have turned around and dropped it into some sort of high interest account, let it appreciate for awhile and then return the original amount to the bank.
 
2012-04-12 06:02:58 PM
Now, I'm not saying she's a golddigger. On the other hand, she isn't messing with a broke.
 
2012-04-12 07:27:43 PM
PYROY: Considering what that show is about, I sort of respect the guy.

THIS. Its a show about Gold diggers
 
2012-04-12 08:54:14 PM

Magorn: And, sorry in advance, but I have to ask this:

If he's a con-man and a lesser fey, wouldn't that make him

(wait for it)

an Elvish impersonator?


You win the 2012 corniest joke of the year award and it's only April.

*Golfclap*
 
2012-04-13 01:01:58 AM

Magorn: Do not stare directly at the eyes, that's how they hypnotize you before injecting their venom


It's okay -- they have poor eyesight. Keep quiet and he'll pass right by.

startrekusa.us
 
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