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(Some Guy)   Dear teacher: Even if the student says that the first head-butt didn't hurt, don't do it again   (1035superx.com) divider line 34
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2012-04-12 12:25:27 PM  
What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?
 
2012-04-12 12:26:57 PM  
The lil bastard probably deserved it anyway. Kids are so terrible anymore. Do i suggest you head-butt them? Nah, that hurts the teacher too.
 
2012-04-12 12:30:11 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
Approves.
 
2012-04-12 12:30:35 PM  
Chaney is part Klingon? Who knew?
 
2012-04-12 12:32:15 PM  
If you don't do it right the first time, try again. It's a good lesson to learn
 
2012-04-12 12:34:20 PM  
Kid was smart. He made him do it again. Once could be passed off as an "accident", twice, your ass is getting fired.
 
2012-04-12 12:34:28 PM  

BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?


The first one.
 
2012-04-12 12:35:34 PM  
I always pretend like the first headbutt hurt a lot worse than it really did then I sissor-kick my opponent in the back of the head.
 
2012-04-12 12:35:55 PM  
To be fair, it's probably hard to administer a decent one when the target is that much shorter than you.
 
2012-04-12 12:36:14 PM  

Walker: BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?

The first one.


only if its not a male teacher
 
2012-04-12 12:36:25 PM  

Walker: BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?

The first one.


Are you sure? A head-butt is assault.. if he goes to jail, he'll be out in a couple years at the most. But if he farks an under-age student, he loses his job, gets put away for years and years and has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.
 
2012-04-12 12:39:23 PM  
A report says Chaney head-butted the boy twice after the boy side the first time didn't hurt.

That's the problem with striking the boy side, it never hurts at first, the rage and adrenalin kick in for just long enough for a strike back.
 
2012-04-12 12:39:58 PM  

BurnShrike: Walker: BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?

The first one.

Are you sure? A head-butt is assault.. if he goes to jail, he'll be out in a couple years at the most. But if he farks an under-age student, he loses his job, gets put away for years and years and has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.


I thought you meant worse for the student.
 
2012-04-12 12:40:42 PM  

Walker: BurnShrike: Walker: BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?

The first one.

Are you sure? A head-butt is assault.. if he goes to jail, he'll be out in a couple years at the most. But if he farks an under-age student, he loses his job, gets put away for years and years and has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

I thought you meant worse for the student.


Well of course from the student's perspective the head is better! What teenager would turn down a blow job?
 
2012-04-12 12:47:10 PM  

BurnShrike: Walker: BurnShrike: Walker: BurnShrike: What's worse? A teacher giving a student a head-butt? Or a teacher giving a student head?

The first one.

Are you sure? A head-butt is assault.. if he goes to jail, he'll be out in a couple years at the most. But if he farks an under-age student, he loses his job, gets put away for years and years and has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

I thought you meant worse for the student.

Well of course from the student's perspective the head is better! What teenager would turn down a blow job?


Probably the same one who'd tell his parents that the hot female teacher is giving her students supplementary sex education.
 
2012-04-12 12:48:23 PM  
Young man
I told your ass not to be a clown
You need to sit that ass right down
Oh young man

Student
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh Student

No you cannot horse around
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till i'm bleeding

No you can not horse around
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
 
2012-04-12 01:20:12 PM  
Is this some kind of euphemism for the teacher having sex with minors? Isn't that what teachers are always on Fark for? Who changed the meme?
 
2012-04-12 01:20:47 PM  
At least he wasn't trying to tech the student Ti Kwan Leep.
 
2012-04-12 01:21:26 PM  

Current Resident: At least he wasn't trying to tech teach the student Ti Kwan Leep.


FTFM
 
2012-04-12 01:29:59 PM  
Whoa whoa whoa!

The WarMachine Prime Rules (MkII) are very clear that a headbutt is a Special Attack (and also a Power Attack). Upon a successful headbutt, the enemy model is Knocked Down (unless they have Steady, of course).

Now, a Knocked Down enemy cannot be Knocked Down again, so the second headbutt is entirely redundant in this situation.

/what?
 
2012-04-12 01:37:31 PM  
I think the blurb was written by a 13 year old.
 
2012-04-12 01:43:29 PM  
Farkin Irish people.
 
2012-04-12 01:43:55 PM  
You absolutely do not want to compare brain pans with him.
 
2012-04-12 01:59:28 PM  
Head Butt, Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2012-04-12 02:24:48 PM  
Teacher Accused Of Head-Butting A Student

So, would this be news if he was a D student? MSM at it again...
 
2012-04-12 02:44:42 PM  

MomUdLikeToFark: The lil bastard probably deserved it anyway. Kids are so terrible anymore. Do i suggest you head-butt them? Nah, that hurts the teacher too.


I taught a class of sixth graders today. None of them needed to be headbutted. You sound like a sociopath.
 
2012-04-12 02:47:49 PM  
"...after the boy side the first time didn't hurt."

I have been noticing more and more typos as time goes on.
Editor, making sure spell check is happy is not your entire job.
 
2012-04-12 03:44:29 PM  

newton: "...after the boy side the first time didn't hurt."

I have been noticing more and more typos as time goes on.
Editor, making sure spell check is happy is not your entire job.


Editors? I don't think they actually edit anymore. The title today is for some MBA moran who does nothing but run from meeting to meeting and seem important. Here, we call the Sr. VPs.
 
2012-04-12 03:57:33 PM  

JackieRabbit: newton: "...after the boy side the first time didn't hurt."

I have been noticing more and more typos as time goes on.
Editor, making sure spell check is happy is not your entire job.

Editors? I don't think they actually edit anymore. The title today is for some MBA moran who does nothing but run from meeting to meeting and seem important. Here, we call the Sr. VPs.


Oh, how iron-like.
 
2012-04-12 05:09:18 PM  
Police say Chaney was in an AMI Kids classroom last Thursday when a 13-year-old student was "horsing around."

Brony thread?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 05:14:00 PM  
Is this teacher a krogan or something?
 
2012-04-12 07:07:12 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Whoa whoa whoa!

The WarMachine Prime Rules (MkII) are very clear that a headbutt is a Special Attack (and also a Power Attack). Upon a successful headbutt, the enemy model is Knocked Down (unless they have Steady, of course).

Now, a Knocked Down enemy cannot be Knocked Down again, so the second headbutt is entirely redundant in this situation.

/what?


Pic of the teacher

battlecollege.wikispaces.com
 
2012-04-12 08:30:48 PM  
jessicalouise.com

Rock on headbutting teacher. Keep on Whooping that kids ass!
 
2012-04-13 09:48:05 AM  

perilsensitive: ObscureNameHere: Whoa whoa whoa!

The WarMachine Prime Rules (MkII) are very clear that a headbutt is a Special Attack (and also a Power Attack). Upon a successful headbutt, the enemy model is Knocked Down (unless they have Steady, of course).

Now, a Knocked Down enemy cannot be Knocked Down again, so the second headbutt is entirely redundant in this situation.

/what?

Pic of the teacher

[battlecollege.wikispaces.com image 371x439]


Hmm.. that WarJack is not quite 'red' enough for me. :)

Of course, if it WAS a Ghordson Basher the second head-butt would not have been required.
 
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