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Bf+
2012-04-12 11:41:41 AM  
Subby: Woman hires female...

Fake.
 
2012-04-12 11:42:26 AM  
a variant of the story

www.filmofilia.com
 
PJ-
2012-04-12 11:43:06 AM  
I actually dated a girl exactly like the girl. She thought that I would stop being faithful as soon as the first pretty face turned my way. I was honestly completely committed to her, that is, until she decided to 'test' me. She thought sending her best friend (who really wanted in my pants) to me, trying to see if I could be persuaded. Best friend tried to talk her out of it, telling her that she had no worry about that, and if I found out she was 'testing' me, I would be gone. Well, she would not be persuaded.

Best friend came at me, I told her no. Then she says 'i'm so sorry, she asked me to see if you would ever cheat on her. I tried to tell her not to, but she wouldn't listen'. It was a simple solution to me, call that girl immediately. 'Hey, so I just heard you like to test people who mean something to you. Well, I don't like that, i've done nothing to betray your trust, and this is how i'm rewarded. We're done' *click*. Turn to best friend and say 'well, won't be cheating now will it?' Dated her for a few months, then got dumped. Something about she will never be able to fix her friendship if she's still with me. Meh, I got my dinky stinky, so I made out ahead.
 
2012-04-12 11:43:31 AM  
So, let me get this straight.

The trust in their (now previous) relationship was long gone by the time she hired this woman, said woman fell in love with her now ex, and we are supposed to feel sorry for her because she socially engineered their "chance encounter"?

You played with fire. You got burned. Deal with it. If you're not keeping your significant other happy (man or woman), that's your problem.

I'm married, my wife is terrific, and I have no desire to cheat on her. Not a night goes by where she's not in my arms for at least a few minutes, so I think she feels the same way.

Keep each other happy. If you can't/won't, end it and move on.
 
2012-04-12 11:44:17 AM  

MomUdLikeToFark: SpiffyandRedhot: I swear I saw this on Lifetime. The Bravo version ended with the women together, and the Cinemax version turned into a threesome.

nice.


I personally liked This one (new window) With Audry Hepburn and John Ritter.

Yeah, who would imagine them together?
 
2012-04-12 11:44:32 AM  

Aar1012: thatboyoverthere: You mean the boyfriend dumped to woman that was so paranoid about him that she hired a private eye to follow him? Colour me shocked that he dumped a such a woman who would not at all murder him in his sleep for looking at another woman.

Yeah, it sounds like he dodged a bullet.


Probably literally in this case.
 
2012-04-12 11:44:49 AM  
Fidelity is overrated.

If your SO cheats on you, what are you cheated out of?
What did you have that you don't still have?

Jealousy is a property issue, as in, "That's my girl/man/woman."
 
2012-04-12 11:45:46 AM  

Nogale: Sigh. I just got hired for a job that will require an extensive background check. I was thinking about my life and realized that anyone could put a private eye on me at any time and nothing interesting would turn up. Have I been living my life wrong? Poor PI hired to tail me - he or she would keel over from boredom.

That having been said, if you have your significant other tracked, it MIGHT be a sign that something is wrong with the relationship and you pretty much deserve any adverse results.


That is what has always bothered me about people who pry into their loved one's lives. If the trust is gone, why stay?
 
2012-04-12 11:49:57 AM  

doglover: If you want to keep your love, you simply have to be better than the competition.


If you want to maintain fidelity in a relationship, this is exactly the wrong way to go about it.

This is terrible (and also blatantly incorrect) advice. There are plenty of cases of men who cheat on their beautiful, rich, etc. wives with someone who is less attractive, poorer, etc. It doesn't even have to do with willingness to perform certain sex acts.
 
2012-04-12 11:51:22 AM  
The Simpsons Giraudoux Shakespeare Plautus Menippus did it.
 
2012-04-12 11:54:30 AM  
So in January 2011, she made her move and asked him out. And he said yes.

Samantha, 26, recalls: "I finally thought at last I'd found someone decent and six weeks later I'd moved in with him.


//I'm shocked her relationships have never worked out as she seems to take her time in making important decisions.
 
2012-04-12 11:54:44 AM  
I'd be worried if a girl wanted to move in after 6 weeks. Shiat, 6 months of dating is still a bit quick.
 
2012-04-12 11:55:51 AM  

probesport: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned it's back on him.


Is it 2:00 a.m.?
 
2012-04-12 11:56:46 AM  
It's all about trading up.
 
2012-04-12 11:57:08 AM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: What did you have that you don't still have?


An STD-free special area for one. There could also be paternity shenanigans too.

Of course, I was told lately that dudes shouldn't ask for paternity tests because it shows lack of trust - whatever.

/I'm still asking for one if the time ever comes.
 
2012-04-12 11:58:22 AM  

ihatedumbpeople: to

based on looks alone, I can see why he bolted. Add in some paranoia and (up until then) false accusations, and people in dating relationships are gonna split quick.

/the girl looks much cuter in the first pic though, looks like she put on a few.


Idk, I am far from the hottest chick in this city, but I doubt my bf would cheat on me.

Although I wouldn't hire a "Miss Honeytrap," so that could've a factor.
 
2012-04-12 11:58:45 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: bim1154: Maybe if the girlfriend liked to take it up the ass, liked to get spanked with a riding crop, liked to do strip teases to music and all sort of other kink, she'd still be in good graces.

/Holy shiat... gave myself a boner!
//fap fap fap fap

You and me both. Now I gotta go see if my Preferred Stall is available in the Masturbatorium.


A comic I saw once said "Do whatever nasty ass shiat your man wants, because if you don't he'll find someone that will. And by the way, it's usually one of your damn friends too".
 
2012-04-12 11:58:46 AM  

MycroftHolmes: LoneWolf343: No, the girlfriend was horrible, so the boyfriend dumped her for the nearest available woman.

FTA: '"The idea was to test men out, not steal them. I wouldn't say I stole Jack. Their relationship was doomed the moment she booked me because once the trust goes in a relationship that's it."'

Gospel truth.

If you are such a poor excuse for a man that your only way of leaving a relationship is to cheat on your partner, then you are a piece of shiat. If you aren't happy, be an adult, have an adult conversation, and leave.



THIS.

Seriously if you dont like them , there are no kids, and your not married. LEAVE
 
2012-04-12 12:00:20 PM  
Paranoid much? Maybe the problem isn't them sweetie.

Just sayin'
 
2012-04-12 12:00:34 PM  

i^2: Holy crap, does anyone bother to read to the end of the article? They interviewed the douche in question, and he admitted that he was, in fact, cheating on her during their relationship:

But Jack isn't ashamed at being exposed as a love rat. "The whole relationship with Samantha was a mistake. I knew that when we started living together and I should have finished with her sooner," he explains.

"I'm happy with Jane. She's a very attractive girl with a great personality. When we chatted in the pub that first night we just clicked straight away.

"I feel quite good about what happened. I'd been seeing another girl on a casual basis while I was dating Samantha but that's over. I finished that as soon as Jane came along."

So while she was clearly jealous, it was entirely justifiable. And while you may consider hiring "Miss Honeypot" as going a bit far, she had already confronted him directly about it and he lied to her face. I don't see how you can call that paranoid.


Maybe he cheated because the paranoid freak of a girlfriend would pulled the old "I'm mad at you even though you did nothing wrong go sleep on the couch you bastard." routine a few too many times. I've been in a relationship with a jealous distrustful woman, and yeah I can see why he would cheat on the type of woman who would hire someone to 'test' him.

Imagine getting accused of cheating at random with no warning and being called a sack fo shiat and a liar and forced to battle it out over something you didn't do. Eventually you figure that you might as well just do it since you are already going to get in trouble for it anyway. Or leave her, which is what I did.
 
2012-04-12 12:01:28 PM  
The only surprising thing in the article was the absence of the word "gobsmacked" - it would take some major boffinry to figure out how often that happens.
 
2012-04-12 12:02:06 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: [www.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

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based on looks alone, I can see why he bolted. Add in some paranoia and (up until then) false accusations, and people in dating relationships are gonna split quick.

/the girl looks much cuter in the first pic though, looks like she put on a few.


Except for the part where the accusations were actually true.

"I feel quite good about what happened. I'd been seeing another girl on a casual basis while I was dating Samantha but that's over. I finished that as soon as Jane came along." Just because she's paranoid doesn't mean he wasn't cheating.
 
2012-04-12 12:02:27 PM  
Having just gotten done dating a 'Bad Person™' I've been thinking that there are just folks who have bad personal boundaries and are just screwed up. They're a different class from us people who live the mostly straight life and while it may seem like fun for a while in the end there are devastating consequences.
 
2012-04-12 12:02:38 PM  

Egoy3k: Imagine getting accused of cheating at random with no warning and being called a sack fo shiat and a liar and forced to battle it out over something you didn't do.


You expect us to believe there were no warnings of complete and utter batshiat crazy before the moving in stage?
 
2012-04-12 12:02:42 PM  
This actually sounds like a great... dating service. All a guy has to do is plant the seeds in his girl's mind, leave a few ads for the PI around the place and bingo - she makes the call and hires the seductress. All the guy has to do is keep a straight face as he's "seduced" by the hire. She does all the work. Nothing is left to chance, it's a win win guys.
 
2012-04-12 12:04:43 PM  

dopeydwarf: [www.mirror.co.uk image 620x819]

Looks like a nice upgrade.


Ya, from the 80's! Do they not have clothing stores there or does everyone shop at second hand.
 
2012-04-12 12:04:53 PM  
When he said, "You can't, because I just deleted it," on the sexting phone message, she should have dumped him right there. Moving in--as opposed to just sleeping over a lot but keeping her own place---after six weeks was too much relationship too soon, agreed. If you're at the point of hiring private investigators and it's not over money in a divorce settlement, you need to back away from the emotional overload and just walk.

He didn't "upgrade." None of them makes the grade. The "Honeytrap" chick is unethical down to the bone---if it truly "just happened" like she said, and she was pure as the driven snow in all this, then she should have called the client and returned the client's money voluntarily. Instead, she was just marginally sorry she got caught.

"Jack" is unethical down to the boner. He's nobody's catch, he's a liability. He has a Hitachi Relativity Factor of -9.*

Whatsername has low self-esteem, bad taste in men, poor relationship skills, and friends who give lousy advice. She's in the approximate looks range of a lot of guys out there on the marriage market, so its really the neurotic "issues" she needs to fix more than the weight.

The first neurotic issue she needs to fix is she needs to quit selecting double-ended dildos like Jack to go out with.


*HRF scale runs from -10 to +10
 
2012-04-12 12:05:28 PM  

jtown: ihatedumbpeople: [www.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

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based on looks alone, I can see why he bolted. Add in some paranoia and (up until then) false accusations, and people in dating relationships are gonna split quick.

/the girl looks much cuter in the first pic though, looks like she put on a few.

Except for the part where the accusations were actually true.

"I feel quite good about what happened. I'd been seeing another girl on a casual basis while I was dating Samantha but that's over. I finished that as soon as Jane came along." Just because she's paranoid doesn't mean he wasn't cheating.


Yeah. Also I was definitely the trusting gf to one of my exes, who was cheating on me. Something felt off but I told myself not to jump to conclusions. Turns out my gut instinct was right. Oh well.
 
2012-04-12 12:05:31 PM  

Charlie Sheen's Liver: Really? I'm the first one to post this?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 288x374]

//is it a trap or a "trap"?


Either way, I'm probably interested.
 
2012-04-12 12:05:46 PM  

Deadwing: probesport: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned it's back on him.

Is it 2:00 a.m.?


It is, and the fear is gone.
 
2012-04-12 12:06:08 PM  

LoneWolf343: No, the girlfriend was horrible, so the boyfriend dumped her for the nearest available woman.

FTA: '"The idea was to test men out, not steal them. I wouldn't say I stole Jack. Their relationship was doomed the moment she booked me because once the trust goes in a relationship that's it."'

Gospel truth.


very true indeed...though a bit of courtesy froma person that does it for a living would be nice...

oh well, story reads like a fake tabloid article anyway...
 
2012-04-12 12:06:42 PM  

ph0rk: Egoy3k: Imagine getting accused of cheating at random with no warning and being called a sack fo shiat and a liar and forced to battle it out over something you didn't do.

You expect us to believe there were no warnings of complete and utter batshiat crazy before the moving in stage?


In my case we never moved in together officially and there were signs but I was 25 and she was hot. In his I wouldn't know, but rational thinking kind of goes out the window when it comes to love*.

*boning regularly
 
2012-04-12 12:07:05 PM  

Julie Cochrane: When he said, "You can't, because I just deleted it," on the sexting phone message, she should have dumped him right there. Moving in--as opposed to just sleeping over a lot but keeping her own place---after six weeks was too much relationship too soon, agreed. If you're at the point of hiring private investigators and it's not over money in a divorce settlement, you need to back away from the emotional overload and just walk.

He didn't "upgrade." None of them makes the grade. The "Honeytrap" chick is unethical down to the bone---if it truly "just happened" like she said, and she was pure as the driven snow in all this, then she should have called the client and returned the client's money voluntarily. Instead, she was just marginally sorry she got caught.

"Jack" is unethical down to the boner. He's nobody's catch, he's a liability. He has a Hitachi Relativity Factor of -9.*

Whatsername has low self-esteem, bad taste in men, poor relationship skills, and friends who give lousy advice. She's in the approximate looks range of a lot of guys out there on the marriage market, so its really the neurotic "issues" she needs to fix more than the weight.

The first neurotic issue she needs to fix is she needs to quit selecting double-ended dildos like Jack to go out with.


*HRF scale runs from -10 to +10


Seriously, moving in after six weeks?! That was the first red flag in the article.
 
2012-04-12 12:09:42 PM  

LeroyBourne: I'd be worried if a girl wanted to move in after 6 weeks. Shiat, 6 months of dating is still a bit quick.


Holy shiat, this! I moved in with my boyfriend after a year, and even that seemed slightly rushed.

This woman is ten shades of nuts, and the man is a scumbag too. Neither of them communicate, and both got what they deserved.
 
2012-04-12 12:09:46 PM  

James F. Campbell: doglover: If you want to keep your love, you simply have to be better than the competition.

If you want to maintain fidelity in a relationship, this is exactly the wrong way to go about it.

This is terrible (and also blatantly incorrect) advice. There are plenty of cases of men who cheat on their beautiful, rich, etc. wives with someone who is less attractive, poorer, etc. It doesn't even have to do with willingness to perform certain sex acts.


Just look at Tiger Woods. The dickhead not only ran around on his bikini model wife, he did it numerous times with women ranging from the "slutty hot" end of the spectrum to the "dumpy/trashy" end. He just wasn't going to be faithful, period.
 
2012-04-12 12:11:05 PM  
yourblackworld.net

A man is basically as faithful as his options.
 
2012-04-12 12:12:36 PM  

dopeydwarf: [www.mirror.co.uk image 620x819]

Looks like a nice upgrade.


i651.photobucket.com

Double Dose!
 
2012-04-12 12:14:08 PM  
So.... paranoid chick has plenty of evidence that her man is cheating on her, but still has to prove it? She has a victim complex.... always has to be the victim so people around her will have sympathy and pay attention to her. She will always pick men who won't stick around long.

And the P.I.? Good luck, honey. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
 
2012-04-12 12:17:44 PM  

Nogale: Poor PI hired to tail me - he or she would keel over from boredom.


I have, at points, been tempted to hire a PI to tail myself, just to see what they turn up. Like, they wouldn't know I was the one that hired them. Some mysterious guy just hired them to follow me, that's all they know.
 
2012-04-12 12:18:18 PM  
Some chunky, paranoid middle-aged office drone wonders why all her relationships go wrong after about a year. It obviously never occurred to her that a paranoid level of mistrust chases men away.

Did she think that all would be right in her relationship if the woman she hired to spy on and seduce her boyfriend came back and said "he was completely faithful... and you're a psycho"?
 
2012-04-12 12:21:35 PM  

akula: James F. Campbell: doglover: If you want to keep your love, you simply have to be better than the competition.

If you want to maintain fidelity in a relationship, this is exactly the wrong way to go about it.

This is terrible (and also blatantly incorrect) advice. There are plenty of cases of men who cheat on their beautiful, rich, etc. wives with someone who is less attractive, poorer, etc. It doesn't even have to do with willingness to perform certain sex acts.

Just look at Tiger Woods. The dickhead not only ran around on his bikini model wife, he did it numerous times with women ranging from the "slutty hot" end of the spectrum to the "dumpy/trashy" end. He just wasn't going to be faithful, period.


Looks ain't everything. It's even worse if she's hot but a cold fish where it counts. Hot doesn't equal 'fun'.
 
2012-04-12 12:21:56 PM  

t3knomanser: Nogale: Poor PI hired to tail me - he or she would keel over from boredom.

I have, at points, been tempted to hire a PI to tail myself, just to see what they turn up. Like, they wouldn't know I was the one that hired them. Some mysterious guy just hired them to follow me, that's all they know.


Can you imagine the conversations you'd have with yourself after getting the report? I still think I've been doing something wrong. At age 37 my life could stand up to any amount of scrutiny. There are a few things that might cause some slight embarrassment if made public, but nothing incriminating and certainly nothing that would jeopardize any relationships or employment. Damn - I need some adventures.
 
2012-04-12 12:23:37 PM  

Nogale: Sigh. I just got hired for a job that will require an extensive background check. I was thinking about my life and realized that anyone could put a private eye on me at any time and nothing interesting would turn up. Have I been living my life wrong? Poor PI hired to tail me - he or she would keel over from boredom.


Ditto for me, but I'm ok with my life - it is JUST fine by me.

Subby was right - they are all awful people and desreve what they get. Sometimes people are realy dicks
 
2012-04-12 12:25:37 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: Looks ain't everything. It's even worse if she's hot but a cold fish where it counts. Hot doesn't equal 'fun'.


Hot may not equal fun, and I doubt there's much of anybody who knows exactly how she was in the sack or elsewhere in the marriage, but it sure looks like she was pretty damn passionate- the whole "chase your ass down with a golf club" thing and all. She also seemed generally well balanced in how she got on with her life, so I've gotta assume the problems weren't on her end.
 
2012-04-12 12:27:52 PM  

Nogale: There are a few things that might cause some slight embarrassment if made public, but nothing incriminating and certainly nothing that would jeopardize any relationships or employment.


Yeah, I'm in the same boat. My masturbatory habits are the most incriminating thing I can think of. Oh, I often knock off work early- the HORROR.
 
2012-04-12 12:30:06 PM  
For men, IQ is correlated to sexual exclusivity (new window) (among other things). In other words, the more intelligent men are, the likelier they are to be faithful.
 
2012-04-12 12:30:54 PM  

thatboyoverthere: You mean the boyfriend dumped to woman that was so paranoid about him that she hired a private eye to follow him? Colour me shocked that he dumped a such a woman who would not at all murder him in his sleep for looking at another woman.


RTFA much? Because its says she was pretty much right about him from the get-go, and he wasn't just looking. The only forehead-smacking detail in the story is that she still felt she had to hire someone to confirm what she knew already instead of just dumping him and his ironic-ridiculous mustache moving on.

/ironic ridiculous mustache should have been the first clue.
 
2012-04-12 12:31:04 PM  

mainstreet62: I'm married, my wife is terrific, and I have no desire to cheat on her. Not a night goes by where she's not in my arms for at least a few minutes, so I think she feels the same way.


You can go for a few minutes? Every damn night? Are you some kind of virile superman? What are you taking, the Viagra? Some double-potency vitamins?

(and since it's an Anglophile thread) Perhaps treble-potency vitamins?
 
i^2
2012-04-12 12:32:21 PM  

Egoy3k: Maybe he cheated because the paranoid freak of a girlfriend would pulled the old "I'm mad at you even though you did nothing wrong go sleep on the couch you bastard." routine a few too many times. I've been in a relationship with a jealous distrustful woman, and yeah I can see why he would cheat on the type of woman who would hire someone to 'test' him.

Imagine getting accused of cheating at random with no warning and being called a sack fo shiat and a liar and forced to battle it out over something you didn't do. Eventually you figure that you might as well just do it since you are already going to get in trouble for it anyway. Or leave her, which is what I did.


All that is pure speculation. The article provides a perfectly cogent, non-crazy reason for her to start suspecting him:
Administrator Samantha, from Bristol, says: "His mobile broke so I got it fixed only for a message to come up from a girl, a very blunt message, saying how she loved him and calling him sexy.

"I was shocked and thought 'here we go again, this is where it all goes wrong'. The message couldn't have made it clearer. Something was going on."


So tell me--how was her concern for the relationship in any way crazy, paranoid or irrational at that point?

Oh, and for all the, "crazy chick who moved in after six weeks is crazy" people, y'all sound like you're just looking for excuses to be an asshole.
 
2012-04-12 12:32:24 PM  
Pay someone to suck his dick then go all whiny whiny when he takes it.
 
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