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		Woman hires female private eye to see if her boyfriend would cheat on her. Turns out he would. He's now dating the female private eye. Don't laugh. These are all terrible, terrible people (mirror.co.uk)		298
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Elvis_Bogart		2012-04-12 08:55:30 AM

Wow...the quality of the men-folk in Jolly Olde England has seriously gone downhill if this is what passes for a "playa".

doglover		2012-04-12 09:09:43 AM

A good rule of thumb is everyone in the history of forever has been more or less not monogamous except for a select few. No one cheated on Marlyn Monroe when she was around, but plenty of folks would have cheated with her. If you want to keep your love, you simply have to be better than the competition.

ZAZ		2012-04-12 09:27:34 AM

If you want to keep your love, you simply have to be better than the competition.

Computer scientists reduced the hearbreaking process of being dumped over and over for someone better to the soulless "traditional marriage algorithm."

simsite9		2012-04-12 09:42:04 AM

Elandriel		2012-04-12 09:52:45 AM

Several bad relationships, huh?

Bristol

Well, there's your problem, love.

hubiestubert		2012-04-12 10:10:58 AM

There is a moment where you have to conclude that the one thing that all your failed past relationships have in common is you...

unyon		2012-04-12 10:12:25 AM

I laughed. Paranoid jealous woman gets what she deserves.

dopeydwarf		2012-04-12 10:29:42 AM

Looks like a nice upgrade.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-12 10:44:22 AM

Submitter:

images.starpulse.com

/hot

MayContainHorseGluten		2012-04-12 11:20:35 AM

Man, British newspapers are trashy.

Flakeloaf		2012-04-12 11:22:46 AM

What do you expect? The private eye *clap* was watching him *clap clap* watching his every move, baby.

3825968		2012-04-12 11:23:22 AM

Mrs. Warboys

BunkyBrewman		2012-04-12 11:23:33 AM

MayContainHorseGluten: Man, British newspapers are trashy.

You might not want to look at page 3. It will upset your delicate psyche.

/and we don't want that

Cybernetic		2012-04-12 11:24:11 AM

Excuse me while I go write a screenplay.

thatboyoverthere		2012-04-12 11:24:37 AM

You mean the boyfriend dumped to woman that was so paranoid about him that she hired a private eye to follow him? Colour me shocked that he dumped a such a woman who would not at all murder him in his sleep for looking at another woman.

fireclown		2012-04-12 11:25:09 AM

HERO tag unavailable?

Seriously, the punchline will be in about three weeks when the Private eye (clap clap) dumps him. There are no good people in this whole story, I suspect.

LarryDan43		2012-04-12 11:26:16 AM

Fake

Nogale		2012-04-12 11:26:36 AM

Sigh. I just got hired for a job that will require an extensive background check. I was thinking about my life and realized that anyone could put a private eye on me at any time and nothing interesting would turn up. Have I been living my life wrong? Poor PI hired to tail me - he or she would keel over from boredom.

That having been said, if you have your significant other tracked, it MIGHT be a sign that something is wrong with the relationship and you pretty much deserve any adverse results.

Aar1012		2012-04-12 11:26:42 AM

thatboyoverthere: You mean the boyfriend dumped to woman that was so paranoid about him that she hired a private eye to follow him? Colour me shocked that he dumped a such a woman who would not at all murder him in his sleep for looking at another woman.

Yeah, it sounds like he dodged a bullet.

Jake Havechek		2012-04-12 11:26:54 AM

Just try not to think of the obligatory Hall & Oates earworm.

Snarfangel		2012-04-12 11:27:12 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Submitter:

[images.starpulse.com image 445x668]

/hot

Meh, he doesn't do a thing for me.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-04-12 11:27:58 AM

I have seen this Cinemax movie.

Chick is hot, he upgraded.

dopeydwarf: [www.mirror.co.uk image 620x819]

Looks like a nice upgrade.

Yeah. What dopey said.

maxximillian		2012-04-12 11:28:01 AM

hubiestubert: There is a moment where you have to conclude that the one thing that all your failed past relationships have in common is you...

Part of me agrees but the other part of me thinks that if their is a person who meets the right match on their first shot then mathematically their are people who just keep getting bad matches. Then I get a sad.

hp6sa		2012-04-12 11:28:23 AM

The dude looks like Paul Scheer: Link (new window)

Julieahni		2012-04-12 11:28:41 AM

Snarfangel: OtherLittleGuy: Submitter:

[images.starpulse.com image 445x668]

/hot

Meh, he doesn't do a thing for me.

I was thinking the same thing.

ihatedumbpeople		2012-04-12 11:28:54 AM

based on looks alone, I can see why he bolted. Add in some paranoia and (up until then) false accusations, and people in dating relationships are gonna split quick.

/the girl looks much cuter in the first pic though, looks like she put on a few.

SpiffyandRedhot		2012-04-12 11:29:30 AM

I swear I saw this on Lifetime. The Bravo version ended with the women together, and the Cinemax version turned into a threesome.

CheekyMonkey		2012-04-12 11:29:39 AM

ProTip: Don't move in with someone after dating them for only 6 weeks.

almandot		2012-04-12 11:30:05 AM

"I don't make a habit of this. I'm glad Jack came along. We're well suited."

Oo almost a card joke.

The wild joker suited Jack's heart and trumped his spade queen and... fark it this lady's a whore.

bim1154		2012-04-12 11:31:19 AM

Maybe if the girlfriend liked to take it up the ass, liked to get spanked with a riding crop, liked to do strip teases to music and all sort of other kink, she'd still be in good graces.

/Holy shiat... gave myself a boner!
//fap fap fap fap

MomUdLikeToFark		2012-04-12 11:32:39 AM

SpiffyandRedhot: I swear I saw this on Lifetime. The Bravo version ended with the women together, and the Cinemax version turned into a threesome.

nice.

probesport		2012-04-12 11:34:04 AM

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned it's back on him.

ElPollotonto		2012-04-12 11:34:13 AM

LarryDan43: Fake

Have to second this.

divx88		2012-04-12 11:34:18 AM

Color me shocked that he left the dumb biatch.

vudukungfu		2012-04-12 11:34:42 AM

So. . . no threesome, then?

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-12 11:34:45 AM

CheekyMonkey: ProTip: Don't move in with someone after dating them for only 6 weeks.

That was my first thought. Also, honeytrap hussy and bald guy deserve each other.

SoCalSurfer		2012-04-12 11:35:00 AM

Dot blame the guy, that's one hot investigator. Dump the pig and move on baby!

ObscureNameHere		2012-04-12 11:35:54 AM

bim1154: Maybe if the girlfriend liked to take it up the ass, liked to get spanked with a riding crop, liked to do strip teases to music and all sort of other kink, she'd still be in good graces.

/Holy shiat... gave myself a boner!
//fap fap fap fap

Cue [sigh_the_shiate_I_put_up_with.jpg]

LoneWolf343		2012-04-12 11:36:07 AM

No, the girlfriend was horrible, so the boyfriend dumped her for the nearest available woman.

FTA: '"The idea was to test men out, not steal them. I wouldn't say I stole Jack. Their relationship was doomed the moment she booked me because once the trust goes in a relationship that's it."'

Gospel truth.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-04-12 11:36:50 AM

As someone who has dated many crazy jealous women...all I can say is HA HA!

Now she's fat, ugly AND alone now.

nicoffeine		2012-04-12 11:37:13 AM

SpiffyandRedhot: I swear I saw this on Lifetime. The Bravo version ended with the women together, and the Cinemax version turned into a threesome.

You forgot the Oxygen version where she kills them both.

akula		2012-04-12 11:37:28 AM

CheekyMonkey: ProTip: Don't move in with someone after dating them for only 6 weeks.

Yup. Sounds like she has a case of chronic acute failures of the mate selection process, yet she also compounds this with getting way too invested in these relationships way too quickly.

Mix that with trust issues, and it's a recipe for disaster. Sure, she wasn't wrong that he was cheating, but that goes back to a predilection for picking the wrong guy.

She needs to take this as a sign she needs to take some time and get her head straight.

As for the other two, well, he'll probably end up cheating on the new one too.

MycroftHolmes		2012-04-12 11:37:38 AM

unyon: I laughed. Paranoid jealous woman gets what she deserves.

She wasn't paranoid, she was optimistic if anything. She should have gone with her gut and dumped the loser.

i^2		2012-04-12 11:38:05 AM

Holy crap, does anyone bother to read to the end of the article? They interviewed the douche in question, and he admitted that he was, in fact, cheating on her during their relationship:

But Jack isn't ashamed at being exposed as a love rat. "The whole relationship with Samantha was a mistake. I knew that when we started living together and I should have finished with her sooner," he explains.

"I'm happy with Jane. She's a very attractive girl with a great personality. When we chatted in the pub that first night we just clicked straight away.

"I feel quite good about what happened. I'd been seeing another girl on a casual basis while I was dating Samantha but that's over. I finished that as soon as Jane came along."

So while she was clearly jealous, it was entirely justifiable. And while you may consider hiring "Miss Honeypot" as going a bit far, she had already confronted him directly about it and he lied to her face. I don't see how you can call that paranoid.

MycroftHolmes		2012-04-12 11:39:00 AM

LoneWolf343: No, the girlfriend was horrible, so the boyfriend dumped her for the nearest available woman.

FTA: '"The idea was to test men out, not steal them. I wouldn't say I stole Jack. Their relationship was doomed the moment she booked me because once the trust goes in a relationship that's it."'

Gospel truth.

If you are such a poor excuse for a man that your only way of leaving a relationship is to cheat on your partner, then you are a piece of shiat. If you aren't happy, be an adult, have an adult conversation, and leave.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-12 11:40:10 AM

Crewmannumber6		2012-04-12 11:40:13 AM

Take off the coat, let's see the presentation.

KierzanDax		2012-04-12 11:40:49 AM

"What can she do for you that I can't?"
"Anal."

FooDog		2012-04-12 11:41:23 AM

CheekyMonkey: ProTip: Don't move in with someone after dating them for only 6 weeks.

Yep. If she had a history of doing this I can see why she ends up being disappointed all the time. Even if you spend every waking hour w/ someone for six weeks you still don't really know the person.