ZeroCorpse: cgraves67: If you're going to steal a TV, try to steal a flat screen or something made in the last 5 years. If it's one of those old CRT TVs, just throw it in the dumpster. There's no way you can pawn that for any kind of money and you'd be doing the hotel a favor.Seriously... If you want a CRT TV, just dig around in the trash. I'm sure you'll find one in some apartment complex dumpster easily enough. It's not worth the bother to steal them.
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Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...
Freakin Rican: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: rebelyell2006: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.Or perhaps she was strung out on PCP and felt she had superhuman strength...better question is what kind of crappy hotel still has tube tv's? if im gonna get busted its gonna be for a LCD or LED flatscreen.suck it plasma.
FarkWhat: Gotta love All of those florida crime stories are like they were scripted for tv.#39 Accused of operating a meth lab inside a camper parked in a stranger's yard. Charges: Possession of methamphetamine and manufacturing methamphetamine.#27 Allegedly seen at the bus stop by several boys as he drove by naked from the waist down while masturbating. Charge: Lewd and lascivious behavior on a victim under 16 years old#28 Allegedly offered sex to an undercover officer for 2 cheeseburgers. Charge: Prostitution.
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