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(Sun Sentinel)   Woman steals towel from hotel. And a bedspread. And picture frames, an iron, the ironing board, some rugs, a trash can and the curtains. Oh yeah, and a TV   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 63
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2012-04-12 10:12:51 AM  
Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

[shiathead growls at him]

I don't need my dog.
 
2012-04-12 12:16:04 PM  
"Were they not complementary?"
 
2012-04-12 12:38:56 PM  
I'm guessing that's called "theft".
 
2012-04-12 12:39:09 PM  

revrendjim: "Were they not complementary?"


You look rather dashing today.
 
2012-04-12 12:39:45 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-12 12:40:27 PM  
Sounds like my sister-in-law.
 
2012-04-12 12:41:02 PM  

Mentat: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

[shiathead growls at him]

I don't need my dog.


lmao!!

one time me and my girl had a big fight. she proceded to do the samething. she was screaming, im f'in outta here, m taking my shiat, i dont need you, all that jazz. as shes screaming she picks up, a dish towel, 2 books, a folder, pair of socks, computer mouse, a lamp and storms out. i was freaking cracking up. she returned about 5 mins later.

make up sex is always the best
 
2012-04-12 12:41:30 PM  
Shoeless Flo strikes again.

I saw a woman running away from a Walmart with a case of pop and no shoes, once. Why does it matter to go shoeless when robbing a place?
 
2012-04-12 12:43:00 PM  

busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]


I wonder if the makers of TVs are going to keep making the big heavy CRT models just for the hotel industry?
 
2012-04-12 12:45:08 PM  

Freakin Rican: one time me and my girl had a big fight. she proceded to do the samething. she was screaming, im f'in outta here, m taking my shiat, i dont need you, all that jazz. as shes screaming she picks up, a dish towel, 2 books, a folder, pair of socks, computer mouse, a lamp and storms out. i was freaking cracking up. she returned about 5 mins later.


She forgot her smiley face coffee cup.
 
2012-04-12 12:46:11 PM  
She's got a 'haters gonna hate' swag going there.
 
2012-04-12 12:46:16 PM  
She took a CRT TV? Wow. She MUST be desperate. Needs that TV more than the hotel does...
 
2012-04-12 12:47:28 PM  
If you're going to steal a TV, try to steal a flat screen or something made in the last 5 years. If it's one of those old CRT TVs, just throw it in the dumpster. There's no way you can pawn that for any kind of money and you'd be doing the hotel a favor.
 
2012-04-12 12:47:31 PM  

busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]


How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...
 
2012-04-12 12:47:54 PM  
She should have held out for a flat screen, she looks to be straining under the load

Also I guess she did not need mattress, bed frame, or furniture. - usually good quality stuff at the hotel no tell
 
2012-04-12 12:48:38 PM  
I read a story one time about how many Israelis will steal anything in a hotel not nailed down. It got so bad the hotels were putting price stickers on every piece of linen, glassware and furniture. You were welcome to "shop" during your stay. And whatever you took would be added to your hotel bill.
 
2012-04-12 12:48:49 PM  
Stealing a tube tv in 2012? You can find one on almost any garbage day.

I don't want her to get wet, but there's a possibility she can score a VCR too.
 
2012-04-12 12:50:37 PM  

Akambe: She took a CRT TV? Wow. She MUST be desperate. Needs that TV more than the hotel does...


I don't know about her particular situation but I recently gave away two 32 inch CRT TV's to someone who actually wanted them. They have two kids who both wanted TV's in their bedrooms...
 
2012-04-12 12:52:19 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...


Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.
 
2012-04-12 12:52:19 PM  

Craptastic: Freakin Rican: one time me and my girl had a big fight. she proceded to do the samething. she was screaming, im f'in outta here, m taking my shiat, i dont need you, all that jazz. as shes screaming she picks up, a dish towel, 2 books, a folder, pair of socks, computer mouse, a lamp and storms out. i was freaking cracking up. she returned about 5 mins later.

She forgot her smiley face coffee cup.


haha.

she would always make up something like that to come back. shes to funny. at least we can laugh about it.
 
2012-04-12 12:52:19 PM  
market-ticker.org
I don't see a problem here....
 
2012-04-12 12:53:28 PM  
I bet hotel management now wishes they'd opted for higher-resolution security cameras...
 
2012-04-12 12:53:33 PM  

T.M.S.: I read a story one time about how many Israelis will steal anything in a hotel not nailed down. It got so bad the hotels were putting price stickers on every piece of linen, glassware and furniture. You were welcome to "shop" during your stay. And whatever you took would be added to your hotel bill.


Back when he was single, my husband stayed at some flea bag motel in Vegas that required a copy of your Drivers License and a deposit if you wanted anything to be in your room aside from large pieces of furniture and bed linen. So no remote, no towels, no coffee maker, no nothing...with out ID and a deposit.
 
2012-04-12 12:54:54 PM  
Check into a Four Seasons if you are going to jack stuff.
 
2012-04-12 12:55:30 PM  

rebelyell2006: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...

Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.


Or perhaps she was strung out on PCP and felt she had superhuman strength...
 
2012-04-12 12:56:13 PM  
Look , I'm on t.v. !!
 
2012-04-12 01:01:25 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: rebelyell2006: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...

Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.

Or perhaps she was strung out on PCP and felt she had superhuman strength...


better question is what kind of crappy hotel still has tube tv's? if im gonna get busted its gonna be for a LCD or LED flatscreen.

suck it plasma.
 
2012-04-12 01:02:32 PM  

arcas: I bet hotel management now wishes they'd opted for higher-resolution security cameras...


Yea, what is it with security cameras anyway ? Aren't they put there to identify crimes and whatnot ? yet they all seem to have the resolution of a PlaySchool toy.
 
2012-04-12 01:04:18 PM  
Craptastic

I wonder if the makers of TVs are going to keep making the big heavy CRT models just for the hotel industry?


that is a good idea...especially for cheaper motels, you know it won't fly at the Hilton


Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...

meth
 
2012-04-12 01:05:05 PM  

Freakin Rican: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: rebelyell2006: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...

Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.

Or perhaps she was strung out on PCP and felt she had superhuman strength...

better question is what kind of crappy hotel still has tube tv's? if im gonna get busted its gonna be for a LCD or LED flatscreen.

suck it plasma.


The resort I stayed at for my Honeymoon had tube TV's. But given the rest of the accommodations (private cottage w/ pool, free meals, free open bar pretty much whenever...), I was willing to over look it.
 
2012-04-12 01:06:12 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Freakin Rican: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: rebelyell2006: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: busy chillin': [i43.tinypic.com image 450x309]

How did she not drop that thing?! We recently got rid of a similar TV and it took 3 people to move it! Two to carry it and one to open the doors...

Perhaps she is not a complete weakling.

Or perhaps she was strung out on PCP and felt she had superhuman strength...

better question is what kind of crappy hotel still has tube tv's? if im gonna get busted its gonna be for a LCD or LED flatscreen.

suck it plasma.

The resort I stayed at for my Honeymoon had tube TV's. But given the rest of the accommodations (private cottage w/ pool, free meals, free open bar pretty much whenever...), I was willing to over look it.


im sold. i would look over it too
 
2012-04-12 01:09:57 PM  
Oohh...free shower curtain (rip)

/came for this and The Jerk - Thanks Mentat
 
2012-04-12 01:16:02 PM  
Gesh I have 5 of those 34" dino Tvs in storage right now I'd GIVE them to someone who asked for a tv.
Why steal one???
 
2012-04-12 01:18:33 PM  
TFA: Total amount of stolen items is estimated at over $700.00

lol, sounds like a real fancy hotel.
 
2012-04-12 01:19:49 PM  
1985. Saddleback Inn, Lake Arrowhead, California.

It's been real slow and the first guest we've had all week doesn't have a credit card. I'm a bellman and I take my manager aside and tell him that I don't like this guy. He looks shifty. Don't trust him. Manager tells me to stop acting silly. Stop seeing crooks under ever little cabbage leaf. Just take the guy to his cabin and be thankful for his business.

The next day, I show up for work. There's a note at the front desk saying you were right, go to the cabin and take a look.

The cabin was stripped bare. Everything from the bed to the steam heated towel racks to the pictures on the walls.
 
2012-04-12 01:20:09 PM  
why is this news? If they didn't want you to take the items, they'd be screwed down like they do at the fancy Motel 6 on Route 111.
 
2012-04-12 01:22:09 PM  
Ewww. Low definition.

/*tells servant to fetch the remote*
 
2012-04-12 01:36:02 PM  
i243.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2012-04-12 01:41:53 PM  

Craptastic: I wonder if the makers of TVs are going to keep making the big heavy CRT models just for the hotel industry?


Hotels are putting in flat screens. No clue how they're securing them though. It's also causing a glut of used armoires as hotels refurbish rooms. No bulky TV means no bulky armoire is needed.
 
2012-04-12 01:55:06 PM  

Mentat: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

[shiathead growls at him]

I don't need my dog.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 02:02:41 PM  
www.visualphotos.com

/would like to check out
//hawt
 
2012-04-12 02:29:41 PM  
I once worked for an extended stay joint and a family who was behind a month on their bill slipped out in the middle of the night. Guy was an out of work computer tech and they left all kinds of their personal stuff behind, including a nice big screen tv (pre flat panel days). In their haste an RCA jack had been ripped out of it. Manager asked me to take it up to the maintenance room and test it out, her assistant manager had dibs on it if it worked.

I brought it up, tested, worked fine. Brought it back down to the front desk and she asked me how it went. Broken...sorry
Damn, I thought so...can you take it out to the dumpster?
No problem...
And into my truck it went.
 
2012-04-12 02:30:19 PM  

cgraves67: If you're going to steal a TV, try to steal a flat screen or something made in the last 5 years. If it's one of those old CRT TVs, just throw it in the dumpster. There's no way you can pawn that for any kind of money and you'd be doing the hotel a favor.


Seriously... If you want a CRT TV, just dig around in the trash. I'm sure you'll find one in some apartment complex dumpster easily enough. It's not worth the bother to steal them.
 
2012-04-12 02:41:12 PM  

hbk72777: Stealing a tube tv in 2012? You can find one on almost any garbage day.

I don't want her to get wet, but there's a possibility she can score a VCR too.


A few weeks ago, my husband and I cleaned out the garage and put a whole bunch of crap out for trash pick up the next day. This included a VCR, a clearly used diaper genie, an old crib mattress, and a 27 inch tube TV. Can you guess which one was the only remaining item on the curb the next morning?
 
2012-04-12 02:53:05 PM  
I would like to have seen her try and do that with my old 36" wega. It weighed 230 lbs.

When I moved, I gave it away for free just to avoid even thinking about trying to lift it.
 
2012-04-12 03:02:18 PM  
that tv looks heavy im impressed
 
2012-04-12 03:08:46 PM  
Is she crafty and does she get around?
 
2012-04-12 03:14:40 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
/hot like Vork anger
/couln't find hotel room screen grab
 
2012-04-12 03:32:39 PM  
"What's going on here, Mr. Lahey? What happened to my furniture?"

fliiby.com
 
2012-04-12 03:51:55 PM  

Misch: Craptastic: I wonder if the makers of TVs are going to keep making the big heavy CRT models just for the hotel industry?

Hotels are putting in flat screens. No clue how they're securing them though. It's also causing a glut of used armoires as hotels refurbish rooms. No bulky TV means no bulky armoire is needed.


AFAIK stealing most new hotel TV's would be useless unless used with the hotel's cable system. It makes securing them a bit less important, but most can have the stand bolted down as well.
 
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