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(The New York Times)   Men of America, isn't it time to wax your balls?   (nytimes.com) divider line 360
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2012-04-12 11:05:23 AM  
Oh hell no. Mrs. Smurf likes me hairy
 
2012-04-12 11:05:49 AM  
If you think it isn't cringe-worthy for the ladies, I beg to differ. Every guy should do it at least once, just to show your lady you appreciate what she goes through for you. Kinda like going to Lamaze classes.

After that, trimming the verge should suffice.
 
2012-04-12 11:05:59 AM  

JackieRabbit: Mid_mo_mad_man: tasteless: Shave every day, avoid stubble. Simple. And seriously how hard is it to add another step to showering?

You say that to the first razor mishap. No blade wax or any trimmer go's near my junk.

Pussy! ;)

The trick to shaving your junk is to do it dry, not in the shower. Keep up with it and it's really no big deal and takes only a couple of minutes. Razor mishaps aren't an issue. I've never had one.


And here I thought I was the only one. Truth, though. After what my ex could do with her tongue, I kept that shiat nice and smooth.
 
2012-04-12 11:06:55 AM  
i478.photobucket.com


All that is needed
 
2012-04-12 11:07:02 AM  

dittybopper: Cythraul: I'm thinking about trying to wax my scalp soon (getting tired of razor bumps/burn), but no way in hell am I going to wax my balls.

Let me know how that works out. Might be something to try next time I give myself a mohawk (scheduled for January 2013). Shaving that thing every day was a pain in the skull, and I went through razors much faster than normal.


I don't think you can wax your scalp. I know men can't wax their faces as the hairs are too deeply embedded. You might end up ripping your skin off.

In any case, go to a real esthetician if you're going to try something like this.
 
2012-04-12 11:07:11 AM  
Next thing you know they will have us shaving are under arms.
 
2012-04-12 11:08:59 AM  
I'm sorry - waxing your balls? That's super gay. Shave em yourself...which is not gay. As soon as a started shaving my balls girls started suckin on em. It's more than worth it.
 
2012-04-12 11:09:20 AM  
I have shaved mine for years and every woman I have been with loves it, but waxing them is not going to happen.
 
2012-04-12 11:09:20 AM  

nopokerface: [i305.photobucket.com image 179x240]


That man could sport a helluva moose knuckle.
 
2012-04-12 11:09:26 AM  
I nominate this for bad idea of the year....
 
2012-04-12 11:10:28 AM  
And the wussication of American men continue.
 
2012-04-12 11:11:20 AM  
Old news. I got mine lasered a few years ago.
 
2012-04-12 11:11:23 AM  
This is why I count myself lucky that my 'boys' are Nair proof. I can coat with Nair with no discomfort and wipe clean.
 
2012-04-12 11:11:49 AM  
I dated a chick who could put both my balls in her mouth.
 
2012-04-12 11:12:50 AM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 457x386]


Funny since he enjoys freshly shaved. However Goldmember would most likely enjoy it too much.

Put me down for a vote of the "NO".
 
2012-04-12 11:13:21 AM  
Did we outlaw razors or something?
 
PJ-
2012-04-12 11:14:04 AM  
I'm happy that my girl isn't a closet lesbian and wants me to wax my junk/chest. Keeping my junk trimmed and neat is something she appreciates, but she's good either way. She has also told me 'if you EVER wax ANYTHING on your body, we're done'.

God I love her.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:13 AM  
Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:35 AM  
Maybe that is the way to bag one of those nymphomaniac school marms we keep reading about.
 
2012-04-12 11:15:04 AM  

Jake Havechek: I dated a chick who could put both my balls in her mouth.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 11:15:43 AM  
I shave and trim by myself, thank you very much. It keeps the ladies happy.

Waxing? Hell naw. And pejazzing? What the hell is this? I don't even know......
 
2012-04-12 11:16:05 AM  
I've got no issue with shaving downstairs if my gf wants me to. Way I see it, it gets to be the call of whoever's nose/mouth is buried in the hair. I draw the line at waxing, though.
 
2012-04-12 11:16:40 AM  
Sadly enough no amount of waxing is going to make George look big.
 
2012-04-12 11:18:21 AM  
Do you cut a hole in your bedsheet so your scrotum can cool at night?
 
2012-04-12 11:18:57 AM  

Easy_Like_Sunday_Mornin': I'm a little befuddled by the use of the Hero Tag...


Submitted by a chick dating an Italian or Greek.

/definately not subby
//and "No"
 
2012-04-12 11:19:35 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.


Sounds like some of us are more mammalian than others. LIke your hair? That's fine. Like a full bush? That's fine, too. Don't "let your gal trim down there? Uh, no. It's not YOUR decision. It's hers. If she chooses not to because she knows you like a full bush, that's nice. If she doesn't because you won't let her, she needs a new mate.
 
2012-04-12 11:19:37 AM  
I manscape, but not my balls.

I'm already really ticklish to begin with, especially at the base. Any touching there will send me through 3 levels of ceilings. Unintentionally threw my wife out of bed once.

/yes, I'm that flinchy
 
2012-04-12 11:20:10 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.


Furries??
 
2012-04-12 11:21:29 AM  

Jake Havechek: I dated a chick who could put both my balls in her mouth.


I dated a chick who could put both her balls in her mouth.
 
2012-04-12 11:22:01 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.


Gross, dude. Your girl must love a mouth full of duck butter.
 
2012-04-12 11:22:03 AM  

dittybopper: PsyLord: dittybopper: tasteless: Shave every day, avoid stubble. Simple. And seriously how hard is it to add another step to showering?

*IF* a real man were inclined to do such a thing, he'd have to use a straight razor in order to retain his man card.

A real man would use this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 158x176]

A real man would use one of these:

[www.primitiveways.com image 360x324]


So why did you use razors on your scalp?
 
2012-04-12 11:22:38 AM  
Europeans are not known to shower every day, so their junk probably smells pretty raunchy.
 
2012-04-12 11:23:23 AM  

JackieRabbit: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.

Sounds like some of us are more mammalian than others. LIke your hair? That's fine. Like a full bush? That's fine, too. Don't "let your gal trim down there? Uh, no. It's not YOUR decision. It's hers. If she chooses not to because she knows you like a full bush, that's nice. If she doesn't because you won't let her, she needs a new mate.


Poor chioce of words. She deferred to my tastes in the matter. She actually says that the not needing to shave legs underarms etc is kinda liberating.
 
2012-04-12 11:24:15 AM  
Do hairy guys get the dreaded ball dandruff?
 
2012-04-12 11:26:22 AM  
I dated a couple of men who were meticulous about hair removal. I appreciated it...often and thoroughly.
 
2012-04-12 11:27:21 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bunch of hairless freaks! I wear a full bread and have full back of hair. Chest is complety covered in hair and so is my scrotum. I don't let my gal trim down south nor does she shave anywhere else. We are mammals we are suppose to have hair people.

Furries??


No just realize that fighting my natural hairiness is losing cause. If I don't shave south of the border why should she have to?
 
2012-04-12 11:28:25 AM  

kxs401: I dated a couple of men who were meticulous about hair removal. I appreciated it...often and thoroughly.


i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 11:29:23 AM  
My wife is an aesthetician, she has done me twice, hurts like a mother farker.Just imagine grabbing a handfull of hair and pulling it out by the roots. No more until there is a less painful way. Call me hypocritical, I like the fact she is a bald as a billiard ball,
 
2012-04-12 11:29:30 AM  
Since we're all taking about shaving, has anyone tried the Gillette Fusion Proglide 3 in 1? Not for your junk, but for your face. I'm just wondering if it's any good since I rather shave in the shower and would like to use a water resistant trimmer/razor.

pics.drugstore.com
 
2012-04-12 11:29:48 AM  
Was is the opinion of the farkettes regarding smooth shaved balls.....do you like feeling course hair in your mouth when you are licking/sucking them?
 
2012-04-12 11:29:58 AM  

ph0rk: dittybopper: PsyLord: dittybopper: tasteless: Shave every day, avoid stubble. Simple. And seriously how hard is it to add another step to showering?

*IF* a real man were inclined to do such a thing, he'd have to use a straight razor in order to retain his man card.

A real man would use this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 158x176]

A real man would use one of these:

[www.primitiveways.com image 360x324]

So why did you use razors on your scalp?


Duh. I'm not a real man. I'm a very cleverly programmed bot.
 
2012-04-12 11:30:17 AM  
No.

And no to asshole bleaching, pejazzling (seriously.. just wtf?), shaving, midget licks, goatse, and all the other farked up shiat you ppl can come up with.

This is why marriage rox.
 
2012-04-12 11:30:26 AM  

jayhawk88: I don't know about the crowds you all run with, but in my circle, getting a manicure and/or a facial would definitely raise some (ungroomed) eyebrows.


My friend's husband goes with us to get pedicures pretty regularly, and he's an Army vet and currently an agent for Homeland Security. It helps that the place we go to gives you free booze, has awesome massage chairs and usually has sports playing on a big screen. The owner of the salon is a huge sports fan. We went during the final four and it was pretty awesome.
 
2012-04-12 11:30:45 AM  

dittybopper: ph0rk: dittybopper: PsyLord: dittybopper: tasteless: Shave every day, avoid stubble. Simple. And seriously how hard is it to add another step to showering?

*IF* a real man were inclined to do such a thing, he'd have to use a straight razor in order to retain his man card.

A real man would use this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 158x176]

A real man would use one of these:

[www.primitiveways.com image 360x324]

So why did you use razors on your scalp?

Duh. I'm not a real man. I'm a very cleverly programmed bot.


Ok, just checking.
 
2012-04-12 11:31:00 AM  
Phrases you're unlikely to ever hear women say: "My, what an attractive scrotum!"
\not original... forgotten which comedian I heard that from.
 
2012-04-12 11:32:14 AM  
Yeah...neatly shaved? always. Tearing them out? never.

csb

I happened to be at the ER when they brought in a sexual assault suspect. Long story short, they require 25 pubes for DNA analysis not just a buccal swab. Investigator had a warrant so suspect says, go ahead and cut some. Well they need the hair root so some ER tech had the incredible pleasure of ripping out 25 of this suspected rapists pubes.
 
2012-04-12 11:32:14 AM  

Mr.Hawk: All that is needed


Yup. And super quick.
 
2012-04-12 11:33:44 AM  

Rush Mountmore: Mr.Hawk: All that is needed

Yup. And super quick.


U2 are a slip in the bath away from being the next Rupaul.
 
2012-04-12 11:35:36 AM  

chitlenz: U2 are a slip in the bath away from being the next Rupaul.


I agree. I farkin hate U2.
 
2012-04-12 11:36:58 AM  

chitlenz: Rush Mountmore: Mr.Hawk: All that is needed

Yup. And super quick.

U2 are a slip in the bath away from being the next Rupaul.

That's the funniest comment on this thread.
 
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