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(Talking Points Memo)   On the first day of the 2012 election, Obama outmaneuvered Romney, which isn't nearly as difficult as it sounds   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2012-04-12 02:26:46 PM  
I hate ass-selene.
 
2012-04-12 02:27:10 PM  

Muta: Q: "does Romney support the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay act?"

Mitt: "Let me get back to you"

Press Release: "Although Mitt Romney doesn't actually own any albums, he enjoys much of Perl Jam's music."


Q: "Does Romney support the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which makes it easier for women to sue over pay discrimination and was Obama's first signed law?"

Aide: "We'll get back to you on that."

Press Release (Next Day): "Although Mitt Romney doesn't own an iPod, he feels Apple's use of FairPlay is an acceptable use and of value to the market and shareholders, many of which are his friends."
 
2012-04-12 02:28:43 PM  

Serious Black: I can't decide if I like the Schrodinger's Candidate meme best or the Romdroid/Rombot meme best. What's your favorite, fellow Farkers?


Rombot for sure. Anything written in lines of code cracks me up

/Representative of the unwashed masses: time to upgrade Romneybot 2.0 with Maverick expansion pack v.1.3...
//still laughing at this^
 
2012-04-12 02:29:33 PM  

blackminded: Karl? Is that you?


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-04-12 02:32:30 PM  

aselene: Of course I'm serious. Democrats want to render women unemployable so they'll be totally dependent on government handouts, and have to vote Democrat just to survive.


This is how Republicans think.
 
2012-04-12 02:34:27 PM  
So, did they ever get back with an answer?
 
2012-04-12 02:36:11 PM  

InmanRoshi: Going from competing against Newt/Santorum to Obama is like going from intramural co-ed flag football to the NFL.


I don't think this could be said better.
 
2012-04-12 02:42:27 PM  

meat0918: indylaw: meat0918: Romney's going to find more and more of this as the campaign goes on.

If the Borg are good at anything, it's adaptation to threats. Resistance is futile.

Use one of these

[www.stowiki.org image 46x63]

Link (new window)


Why doesn't the Federation just use conventional projectile weapons? The Borg shields seem to work well against particle weapons, but not so well against projectile/bladed weapons.

www.imfdb.org
 
2012-04-12 02:43:16 PM  

red5ish: So, did they ever get back with an answer?


They'll probably do what they normally do when they get put up against something like this:

"We think that this is a state's rights issue, not a federally mandated one."
 
2012-04-12 02:45:07 PM  

Sir Vanderhoot: "Of course Mr. Romney supports women's rights to equal compensation for the hard work that they do. Unfortunately, though, a good idea does not always make a good law, and many excellent ideals have been twisted into poorly thought-out laws in the past. I haven't looked at the wording on this particular bill, so I don't think I could say if it should be passed as law. The devil is often in the details, and I'm not one to throw my weight behind something I don't fully know the consequences of."

Bam. Plausible deniability without working yourself into a corner, and you still care about women's feelings. Any competant worker should have been able to come up with an appropriate non-answer that still sounds good to both sides.


The law was signed on January 20, 2008. If Romney is so concerned about women's employment, could he have bothered to learn about that important law in the intervening few years?

More importantly, that statement would apply to ANYTHING. Romney wouldn't be willing to throw his weight behind ANYTHING because you can't fully know the consequences of any law or policy.

Oh, I see - Mitt Romney stands for absolutely nothing. So, I guess that works just fine.
 
2012-04-12 02:46:39 PM  

Kittypie070: I hate ass-selene.


Funny - I don't even see any posts by the person to whom you're referring.

Guess my Fark is broken. Can't think of any other reason.
 
2012-04-12 02:46:53 PM  
This guy's gonna get skullf*cked. Obama better have a wiz-bang of a party ready.
 
2012-04-12 02:55:49 PM  
Look, rufus, I have that thing on /oh yuck, disappear forever too but I still get to read its shiat because of people quoting it.

Stop quoting that c*nt, you guys!
 
2012-04-12 03:03:10 PM  

aselene: Fact: 92% of job losses under Obama have been by women.


Fact: stale, tired shtick is stale and tired.

Into the box with you.
 
2012-04-12 03:05:43 PM  
But when three reporters asked the logical follow up - why are there fewer jobs for men in recent months and what would Romney do to fix the gender gap in hiring? - they were unable to offer any explanation.

That's because their campaign is about nothing but "we have to get Obama out of office."

If you ask them ANYTHING that starts with "what would Romney do to fix [issue]" then they are going to look at you like you have snakes coming out of your ears.

"What is Romney going to do to fix it? He's going to get OBAMA OUT OF OFFICE! THAT'S HOW YOU FIX IT! IT WILL JUST BE AUTOMATICALLY FIXED ONCE OBAMA IS NO MORE!"
 
2012-04-12 03:23:53 PM  

Kittypie070: Look, rufus, I have that thing on /oh yuck, disappear forever too but I still get to read its shiat because of people quoting it.

Stop quoting that c*nt, you guys!


Go to 'myFark' and go to 'Tools'... you can check the boxes that will ignore the people that are quoting people from your ignore list.

It works great.
 
2012-04-12 03:39:13 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: I almost feel bad for Romney. Fartbama is going to skullf*ck that guy.


i2.listal.com

Approves.



/Wonder if Romney'll get his eyes gouged out first
 
2012-04-12 03:44:47 PM  

theorellior: Lunchlady: Poe ruling?

aslene is Mike_LOweLL from an earlier time.


That's an insult...to Mike.
 
2012-04-12 03:54:30 PM  

DarwiOdrade: What is it that you hate exactly?


B5 quote to go with your Kosh quote. I don't hate anything about what you said.
 
2012-04-12 04:04:38 PM  

PsyLord: meat0918: indylaw: meat0918: Romney's going to find more and more of this as the campaign goes on.

If the Borg are good at anything, it's adaptation to threats. Resistance is futile.

Use one of these

[www.stowiki.org image 46x63]

Link (new window)

Why doesn't the Federation just use conventional projectile weapons? The Borg shields seem to work well against particle weapons, but not so well against projectile/bladed weapons.

[www.imfdb.org image 600x253]


I never understood why they didn't just take a warp capable shuttle craft, put it on autopilot, aim it at a cube, and engage the warp drive.

Shouldn't the subspace bubble formed around the shuttlecraft tear the damn thing apart, or at least do a lot of damage. You could also be well out of weapons range and still nail it.
 
2012-04-12 04:15:47 PM  

Rwa2play: Doctor Funkenstein: I almost feel bad for Romney. Fartbama is going to skullf*ck that guy.

[i2.listal.com image 475x355]

Approves.

/Wonder if Romney'll get his eyes gouged out first


Will Obama have the the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around?
 
2012-04-12 04:20:22 PM  
hugram 2012-04-12 03:23:53 PM

Kittypie070: Look, rufus, I have that thing on /oh yuck, disappear forever too but I still get to read its shiat because of people quoting it.

Stop quoting that c*nt, you guys!


Go to 'myFark' and go to 'Tools'... you can check the boxes that will ignore the people that are quoting people from your ignore list.


*GRUMBLE*

Then I'll be putting a few of my faves on /igsy as well.

Kitty don't worky liek dat.
 
2012-04-12 04:25:12 PM  

Kittypie070: hugram 2012-04-12 03:23:53 PM

Kittypie070: Look, rufus, I have that thing on /oh yuck, disappear forever too but I still get to read its shiat because of people quoting it.

Stop quoting that c*nt, you guys!

Go to 'myFark' and go to 'Tools'... you can check the boxes that will ignore the people that are quoting people from your ignore list.

*GRUMBLE*

Then I'll be putting a few of my faves on /igsy as well.

Kitty don't worky liek dat.



Just incase the wording is causing confusion. It will only ignore the comments that directly reference the people you have on ignore. It doesn't actually add people to your ignore list for making the reference.
 
2012-04-12 04:27:37 PM  

Rwa2play: theorellior: Lunchlady: Poe ruling?

aslene is Mike_LOweLL from an earlier time.

That's an insult...to Mike.


I agree.
 
2012-04-12 04:31:02 PM  

fracto73: Kittypie070: hugram 2012-04-12 03:23:53 PM

Kittypie070: Look, rufus, I have that thing on /oh yuck, disappear forever too but I still get to read its shiat because of people quoting it.

Stop quoting that c*nt, you guys!

Go to 'myFark' and go to 'Tools'... you can check the boxes that will ignore the people that are quoting people from your ignore list.

*GRUMBLE*

Then I'll be putting a few of my faves on /igsy as well.

Kitty don't worky liek dat.


Just incase the wording is causing confusion. It will only ignore the comments that directly reference the people you have on ignore. It doesn't actually add people to your ignore list for making the reference.


Thanks... that's what I meant. It will only ignore the comments someone makes make when they quote someone on Kitty's ignore list.
 
2012-04-12 04:32:34 PM  

meat0918: I never understood why they didn't just take a warp capable shuttle craft, put it on autopilot, aim it at a cube, and engage the warp drive.


Borg tractors will repel it.

And as for why no slugthrowers (regular guns, like we think of them) - they are not good to use in enclosed, space environments. The gasses are poisonous in closed systems like a starship. Also, if the Borg are on your ship and oyu need short-range weapons, you're all ready well past losing, generally.
 
2012-04-12 04:39:28 PM  

saintstryfe: meat0918: I never understood why they didn't just take a warp capable shuttle craft, put it on autopilot, aim it at a cube, and engage the warp drive.

Borg tractors will repel it.

And as for why no slugthrowers (regular guns, like we think of them) - they are not good to use in enclosed, space environments. The gasses are poisonous in closed systems like a starship. Also, if the Borg are on your ship and oyu need short-range weapons, you're all ready well past losing, generally.


Besides, we all saw the Hugh episode, the best way to beat the Borg is by showing them an M. C. Escher painting and asking them to thrink about it.
 
2012-04-12 04:40:04 PM  
*Think
 
2012-04-12 04:54:05 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Santorum is out, so now it's just Romney and Obama?

RON PAUL! would like a word.


He can have two words: "That's enough."
 
2012-04-12 05:11:15 PM  

I Like Bread: Funny, I don't remember Ron Paul dropping out. Oh, that's right, the GOP counted him out by default.
Too bad, since he was the only candidate that had more than a snowball's chance in hell of defeating Obama. I guess "we'd rather lose than have principles" is the only principle they'll stick to.


Snowballs must have acquired a far higher melting point then from when I was a kid :)
 
2012-04-12 05:20:00 PM  

Alphax: indylaw: meat0918: Romney's going to find more and more of this as the campaign goes on.

If the Borg are good at anything, it's adaptation to threats. Resistance is futile.

Romney hasn't shown any ability to learn from mistakes. Poor AI.


What's better is that they haven't even learned to keep focus on one issue. After that "92% jobs lost" stat hit the air, just about everyone from Politifact on down was proving it wrong. Instead of accepting the correction and moving on, the Romneyborgs were diverting time and effort AND keeping their stupidity alive and in the air by demanding a public retraction. It's like they haven't realized the best way to avoid looking bad is to let time bury the mistakes.

No, they're not Borg. They're more like the Binars.
 
2012-04-12 05:54:41 PM  

red5ish: Rwa2play: theorellior: Lunchlady: Poe ruling?

aslene is Mike_LOweLL from an earlier time.

That's an insult...to Mike.

I agree.


Motion passes.

All in favor of requesting an apology to Mike...
 
2012-04-12 05:59:49 PM  

Benni K Rok: red5ish: Rwa2play: theorellior: Lunchlady: Poe ruling?

aslene is Mike_LOweLL from an earlier time.

That's an insult...to Mike.

I agree.

Motion passes.

All in favor of requesting an apology to Mike...


Aye!
 
2012-04-12 06:29:51 PM  

hugram: quatchi: Fact: Aselene is a terrible troll.

/Seriously, man, step up your game.
//You're embarrassing yourself.

"If you ignore the trolls, they will leave."


Point taken.

*banishes Aselene to the land of ghosts and wind*

/Soz dude, didn't make the cut this season.

I do, however, retain the right to engage trolls who bring fresh derp that I deem "credible" in the sense that it might be able to sway low-info voters in the general and thus needs to be countered as simply and effectively as possible. Trolls who just bring out the same old false equivalency arguments, false absolutist statements, ad hominem attacks and long debunked talking points are an utter waste of bandwidth who are rightfully ignored. If a righty here on Fark is gonna try to attack the left's position with a crayon at least let it be a unbroken one. The fresh derp trolls cannot be reasoned out of their positions, of course, but in essence what you are doing with them is talking over their heads to anyone who might be reading along and actually buy into their sins of omission, misstatements, embellishments and outright fabrications. I Iike to think of them as being like a faithful old hunt who seeks out the latest talking points from derp central and then deliver them here at Fark at our feet like a dead rat covered in drool expecting praise for their actions. Sure they end up get beaten over the nose with a rolled up copy of their derpy posts filled with corrections as a rule but it doesn't appear to deter them much. And ultimately this beats going out and looking for the crap oneself.

Saves time, doncha see?
 
2012-04-12 06:59:38 PM  
Romney just isn't that smart or talented. If his daddy hadn't been rich and a governor, he'd be nothing. And he hasn't actually done anything in business since before the internet.
 
2012-04-12 07:01:50 PM  

PanicMan: Doctor Funkenstein: I almost feel bad for Romney. Fartbama is going to skullf*ck that guy.

He could, but he's not going to. He's not going to need to, and it's not to his advantage to further alienate moderate Republicans. Smart money is to smother him with kindness.

Obama could win this thing without ever releasing a negative ad.


I was thinking that. Maybe the Democrats could run a series of ads featuring telegenic people from Massachusetts who would have died without Romneycare. They could thank the Republican nominee for the reforms that saved their lives by making it possible to get the care they needed and also for being the inspiration for Obama's Affordable Care Act.

talk about awkward...
 
2012-04-12 07:03:48 PM  

quatchi: *banishes Aselene to the land of ghosts and wind*


www.stolendroids.com
 
2012-04-12 07:16:41 PM  

meat0918: I never understood why they didn't just take a warp capable shuttle craft, put it on autopilot, aim it at a cube, and engage the warp drive.

Shouldn't the subspace bubble formed around the shuttlecraft tear the damn thing apart, or at least do a lot of damage. You could also be well out of weapons range and still nail it.


I don't claim to be an expert on "Star Trek" technology (and I'm aware that it isn't even internally consistent), but isn't that more or less what a photon torpedo already does?
 
2012-04-12 07:21:31 PM  
Is it more difficult than writing a coherent headline? WTF is "the first day of the 2012 election"?
 
2012-04-12 07:58:26 PM  

anfrind: meat0918: I never understood why they didn't just take a warp capable shuttle craft, put it on autopilot, aim it at a cube, and engage the warp drive.

Shouldn't the subspace bubble formed around the shuttlecraft tear the damn thing apart, or at least do a lot of damage. You could also be well out of weapons range and still nail it.

I don't claim to be an expert on "Star Trek" technology (and I'm aware that it isn't even internally consistent), but isn't that more or less what a photon torpedo already does?


No, it's a matter antimatter reaction.

Yes, I know too much about Star Trek tech.

I bought this game (new window) thinking it was something else, turned out to be a Star Trek engineer simulator that only had a paper cut out running missions based on the load out and specs of your ship.
 
2012-04-12 08:32:24 PM  

DubyaHater: tortilla burger: [i43.tinypic.com image 639x341]

/Obama trollface is best trollface

I think the most exciting part of this election season is the anticipation of new memes. Looking forward to a good laugh.


Can we keep the Obama trollface one? It really is a beautiful trollface.
 
2012-04-12 08:39:08 PM  

Cinaed: aselene: Democrats want to...

Um, I don't know 'how' you managed to turn 'equity in compensation' into 'making half the population unemployable', but there is a housing market boom just WAITING to start up again. I'll just need a five figure buy in from you to get your starter kit.


Cheaper employees are more employable. You need to hire a lawyer. Where do you turn? The all male firm? Or the firm with females who bill at half the hourly rate?
 
2012-04-12 09:06:38 PM  

DarwiOdrade: quatchi: *banishes Aselene to the land of ghosts and wind*

[www.stolendroids.com image 350x368]


Ya see, this is what I love about Fark. In Fark I trust.

/My second choice for a Fark name around here actually was 'Mr Sparkle'.
//Can't remember if somebody else already had it or what now.
///Season 8 is best season.
 
2012-04-12 09:09:15 PM  

anfrind: I don't claim to be an expert on "Star Trek" technology (and I'm aware that it isn't even internally consistent), but isn't that more or less what a photon torpedo already does?


No - photons have shielding to prevent them from being tractored. But it uses a ton of power on large ships. A photon is nothing but a triggering device and propoltion, so it can afford the energy. A ship with Life Support and gravity things is more challenging. It could work in theory, but the size alone makes it a challenge. Plus, I think the federation would not want to make kamikazi shuttles (they actually made jokes about this during DS9 - how many shuttlecraft they lost)
 
2012-04-12 10:48:22 PM  
 
2012-04-12 11:02:04 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2012-04-12 11:16:42 PM  

Disposable Rob: But I saw a video showing that like 5,000 people showed up to see Paul speak so he has to be the most popular candidate!


He has been holding several rallies a week with thousands showing up. Everyone has been welcome. Show up early if your looking for that special tree spot.

photos.imageevent.com

You will more than likely need to hear about them word of mouth or firing up the Googler.
 
2012-04-12 11:38:00 PM  
Benni K Rok 2012-04-12 05:54:41 PM

red5ish: Rwa2play: theorellior: Lunchlady: Poe ruling?

aslene is Mike_LOweLL from an earlier time.

That's an insult...to Mike.


I agree.

Motion passes.

All in favor of requesting an apology to Mike...


AYE!!

Mike is funny in a really weird way.

/thanks for the iggycluebat, y'all, I'll chew on it.
 
2012-04-13 12:50:54 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Santorum is out, so now it's just Romney and Obama?

RON PAUL! would like a word.


Oh, I'm sure he would. Problem is, nobody's going to hand him the mic.
 
2012-04-13 08:15:54 AM  
Jesus christ you farking people. 50 replies to that weak troll shiat?
 
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