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2012-04-12 08:58:34 AM
Friggin' humanity. I'm ashamed to share the same planet with these pervs.
 
2012-04-12 09:44:53 AM
The girl, now 6, said the incident occurred during Christmas. She said it was just before Christmas because she hadn't opened her presents.

OK, that's pretty farking depressing.
 
2012-04-12 10:52:35 AM
Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:00 AM
In investigating the matter, police learned of accusations that Trader made a pornographic video of himself when he was 20 having sex with a 17-year-old girl. The teen was about seven months pregnant at the time.

A class act all around.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:28 AM
I see he's going to have lots of fun in jail when this gets out.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:47 AM
jaylectricity: Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.


It never said the girl was his child, also the girlfriend is 19 so I assume the 6 year old is not hers either. Maybe a neighbor or relative. Does it change your opinion if the pervy neighbor asks your 5 year old daughter to come in and watch him have sex?
 
2012-04-12 11:16:01 AM
What's with people ? Is it steroids in the meat, something in the water, the air we breathe?
Lost all faith in humanity. Again
 
2012-04-12 11:16:26 AM
That's hard core sex ed right there.


/preverts
 
2012-04-12 11:20:58 AM
landmantx: It never said the girl was his child, also the girlfriend is 19 so I assume the 6 year old is not hers either. Maybe a neighbor or relative. Does it change your opinion if the pervy neighbor asks your 5 year old daughter to come in and watch him have sex?

My post was strictly based on the assumption the child belonged to them. If I failed to read the exact details, my post no longer pertains directly to the article and was merely a suggestive muse on a totally separate idea that may not be specifically endorsed by this poster.
 
2012-04-12 11:21:48 AM
landmantx: jaylectricity: Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.

It never said the girl was his child, also the girlfriend is 19 so I assume the 6 year old is not hers either. Maybe a neighbor or relative. Does it change your opinion if the pervy neighbor asks your 5 year old daughter to come in and watch him have sex?


The relationship of the child to the adults in such a story is typically left unstated because it's identifying information. One can reasonably infer the girl is his daughter: The man is 26. The girl is 5. The man made a video of himself having sex with his pregnant girlfriend when he was 20. The woman is not the girl's mother because she is 19 and the pregnant girlfriend in the video 6 years ago was 17.
 
2012-04-12 11:26:16 AM
Nem Wan: landmantx: jaylectricity: Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.

It never said the girl was his child, also the girlfriend is 19 so I assume the 6 year old is not hers either. Maybe a neighbor or relative. Does it change your opinion if the pervy neighbor asks your 5 year old daughter to come in and watch him have sex?

The relationship of the child to the adults in such a story is typically left unstated because it's identifying information. One can reasonably infer the girl is his daughter: The man is 26. The girl is 5. The man made a video of himself having sex with his pregnant girlfriend when he was 20. The woman is not the girl's mother because she is 19 and the pregnant girlfriend in the video 6 years ago was 17.


I was told there would be no math.

/Hate word problems.
 
2012-04-12 11:26:29 AM
So they were exhibitionists with a pedophilia streak huh?
/Not that's a sentence I never thought i would have to say and/or type.
 
2012-04-12 11:26:55 AM
"The girl said she was not lying."

*snerk*
 
2012-04-12 11:32:01 AM
Police reviewed the video, which was dated December 2005 and labeled "for our eyes only."

ano.lolcathost.org
 
2012-04-12 11:34:00 AM
The ex-girlfriend who reported it is thus the girl's mother and was the 17-year-old in the guy's porn video. The girl was probably visiting the father and his new girlfriend for Christmas.
 
2012-04-12 11:45:58 AM
I would hope she wasn't his daughter and not just for the charge. He was also quoted as saying that he would like the 5 yr old would "touch" him.

I wouldn't even want my dog in the room when I have sex. The dog also shares this sentiment.
 
2012-04-12 12:02:00 PM
SHOW DONT TELL

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2012-04-12 12:03:41 PM
I really wish we were a country that saw castration as a suitable punishment. Although I am pretty partial to them being murdered in prison by the criminals that have a conscious as well.
 
2012-04-12 12:06:17 PM
cig-mkr: What's with people ? Is it steroids in the meat, something in the water, the air we breathe?
Lost all faith in humanity. Again


Nah, just look at the article tag. The state that hangs like an appendix or schlong on the crotch of the U.S. I had the displeasure of visiting that dung heap WAY too many times over the years for business. It's the furthest place that fark-tards can go without actually leaving the country.

/steps down off of soapbox
 
2012-04-12 12:24:30 PM
i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 12:27:41 PM
What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.
 
2012-04-12 12:31:32 PM
dabbletech: What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.


Yeah, he's got some major Neanderthal goin' on there.
 
2012-04-12 12:43:00 PM
The boy seems to like having sex, he just needs to refine with whom is he having and possibly reconsider whether to have an audience
 
2012-04-12 12:44:28 PM
offmymeds: dabbletech: What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.

Yeah, he's got some major Neanderthal goin' on there.


He has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.
 
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2012-04-12 01:02:19 PM
jaylectricity

Here's the Florida law:
800.04(7)LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS EXHIBITION.-
(a) A person who:
1.Intentionally masturbates;
2.Intentionally exposes the genitals in a lewd or lascivious manner; or
3.Intentionally commits any other sexual act that does not involve actual physical or sexual contact with the victim, including, but not limited to, sadomasochistic abuse, sexual bestiality, or the simulation of any act involving sexual activity

in the presence of a victim who is less than 16 years of age, commits lewd or lascivious exhibition.
 
2012-04-12 01:10:02 PM
Buck Henderson: offmymeds: dabbletech: What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.

Yeah, he's got some major Neanderthal goin' on there.

He has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.


His skull looks like it was drawn by Charles Schultz
 
2012-04-12 01:54:11 PM
trivial use of my dark powers: The man is 26. The girl is 5. The man made a video of himself having sex with his pregnant girlfriend when he was 20. The woman is not the girl's mother because she is 19 and the pregnant girlfriend in the video 6 years ago was 17.

unrealitymag.com

Well, not high school, but come on, the guy likes to be in charge of what booze they buy...
 
2012-04-12 01:55:16 PM
jaylectricity: Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.



That it may be something people did in prehistory doesn't make it any better, or less damaging.

Consider this... A diet fad that's around now is the "paleo" diet, where for some bizarre reason people are pushing the benefits of a diet that we ate when we were cavemen. Somehow stupidly ignoring the fact that the diet is from an era where we lived to our late 20's/early 30's at most.

We know more now, take better care of ourselves now and fark each other up/over a lot less than we did then.
 
2012-04-12 01:56:22 PM
Why did I click? Furthermore, why did I read?

Oh gods, brain bleach please. D:
 
2012-04-12 02:03:31 PM
ick
 
2012-04-12 02:38:00 PM
Buck Henderson: offmymeds: dabbletech: What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.

Yeah, he's got some major Neanderthal goin' on there.

He has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.


bitsandpieces.us
 
2012-04-12 02:41:45 PM
What, was he looking for technique tips or something?

I mean, we know kids are being sexualized at earlier and earlier ages, he probably just figured she'd...

... fark it, the funny doesn't work for this one. Shoot him in the balls.


/with rock salt
 
2012-04-12 03:13:42 PM
offmymeds: Buck Henderson: offmymeds: dabbletech: What's wrong with his head?

No, I mean physically. Look at the picture.

Yeah, he's got some major Neanderthal goin' on there.

He has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.

[bitsandpieces.us image 399x500]


G'ah! That guy has the forehead of a stagecoach tilter.
 
2012-04-12 03:17:20 PM
How else the kid gonna learn?
 
2012-04-12 03:48:09 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: SHOW DONT TELL

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You can twist perception,
Reality won't budge.
You can raise objections,
I won't be the judge (and the jury)
 
2012-04-12 03:56:17 PM
I am surprised PSL does not have its own Fark Tag yet. Crap like this happens all the time here.

The sad part is, this guy will have no problem getting another girl. Most of them have at least one kid already.

I hate my hometown.
 
2012-04-13 07:58:08 AM
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2012-04-13 06:22:28 PM
mongbiohazard: jaylectricity: Is it actually illegal to have sex near your child? Or is it only illegal to tell your child to watch?

I wonder how many cave children lived devastated lives because they saw their daddy Grok plowing their mommy Bula next to the fire.

That it may be something people did in prehistory doesn't make it any better, or less damaging.

Consider this... A diet fad that's around now is the "paleo" diet, where for some bizarre reason people are pushing the benefits of a diet that we ate when we were cavemen. Somehow stupidly ignoring the fact that the diet is from an era where we lived to our late 20's/early 30's at most.

We know more now, take better care of ourselves now and fark each other up/over a lot less than we did then.


Actually, first off, that late 20s / early 30s thing is balderdash. We don't know how long people lived in pre-history, because there are no historical records from pre-history (that being, y'know, what the word means, like, y'know, duh!). We do have a few skeletons that we can determine the approximate age of death of, and of those that lived to die of "old age," they were considerably older than that (70s or so).

Secondly, it's balderdash for another reason: when it's said that people in the Middle Ages only lived to their thirties or so, that was referring to average lifespan. That takes into account deaths from all causes, including, but not limited to: accidents, violence (including warfare), poor sanitation, infant mortality, infectious diseases (smallpox, TB, etc.), famines, etc., and those things tended to kill people who were nowhere near dying of "old age." That tends to skew the average lifespan downward considerably, and few of those have much to do with diet.

The properly relevant statistic is the nominal lifespan, the age that people lived to who died of "old age"! That has not increased anywhere near so dramatically.

The rationale behind the paleo diet is that it's the diet that our bodies evolved and were naturally selected to handle. The Neolithic Revolution only happened a few millennia ago, not even remotely enough time for our species to have evolved a whole new digestive system optimized for grains, let alone processed foods, etc.

I'm not a paleo fanatic (ah loves mah junk foods), but its rationale is nowhere near as "bizarre" as you made it out to be.
 
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