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2012-04-12 08:21:12 AM
Why does Comedy Central need to sponsor Daily Show links? They usually get 3 or 4 submissions per week as it is.
 
2012-04-12 08:22:48 AM
After he takes a much deserved break (ie, "researching" the problem of anonymous gay sex at Pennsylvania rest stops), he'll get to work writing "Son of Weekend at Bernie's," starring his taxidermied pickle jar son.
 
2012-04-12 08:24:57 AM
He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.
 
2012-04-12 08:25:29 AM
The party that goosesteps together, stays together.
 
2012-04-12 08:27:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.


Getting them to kill themselves?
 
2012-04-12 08:28:21 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.


He is doing something positive for his country. It's called "not getting elected President."
 
2012-04-12 08:29:04 AM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-04-12 08:29:04 AM

stoli n coke: After he takes a much deserved break (ie, "researching" the problem of anonymous gay sex at Pennsylvania rest stops), he'll get to work writing "Son of Weekend at Bernie's," starring his taxidermied pickle jar son.


Nope! Chuck Testa
 
2012-04-12 08:29:30 AM

Boxcutta: Why does Comedy Central need to sponsor Daily Show links? They usually get 3 or 4 submissions per week as it is.


Because these ones aren't funny or interesting.
 
2012-04-12 08:29:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.


If only politics and religion worked like that without a lot of killing involved.
 
2012-04-12 08:31:21 AM
Sounds frothy.
 
2012-04-12 08:32:58 AM
It'll be interesting to see what does happen to Frothy after this is all over. He *is* the undisputed king of the Republican "social conservative" set by this point. Watching what FOX does to him in the near term should telegraph his future from here on out.
 
2012-04-12 08:37:10 AM
He'll probably go on the PAC gravy train like Palin.
 
2012-04-12 08:40:34 AM
It's the Rick Santorum Tower of Jebus Power Hour! Today, anyone who sends in a 'special' offering of $100 or more will get Rick's latest book "Your Reproductive Rights? How about My Reproductive Rights".

Now live from his stately home in Virginia from where he can watch Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum!
 
2012-04-12 08:40:51 AM

quatchi: It'll be interesting to see what does happen to Frothy after this is all over. He *is* the undisputed king of the Republican "social conservative" set by this point. Watching what FOX does to him in the near term should telegraph his future from here on out.


My money is on a captive breeding program involving him and Sarah Palin in attempts to create a race of SuperDerpers. FOX can spin it as a reality TV series.
 
2012-04-12 08:43:35 AM
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2012-04-12 08:45:35 AM
Is this satire, sarcasm, or the truth? I can't tell these days.
 
2012-04-12 08:52:39 AM

Boxcutta: Why does Comedy Central need to sponsor Daily Show links? They usually get 3 or 4 submissions per week as it is.


Because Drew needs beer money
 
2012-04-12 08:55:14 AM

shpritz: He'll probably go on the PAC gravy train like Palin.


Yep, not seeing elected office in either one of their futures.
 
2012-04-12 09:02:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.


In the Kingdom of the Blind the One-Eyed Man is King.
 
2012-04-12 09:02:25 AM
DIAF?
 
2012-04-12 09:03:26 AM
I'm sorry he left the race. I guess the rigors of the campaign just pooped Santorum out...
 
2012-04-12 09:05:26 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He has quite a bit of sway over a whole swath of citizens. Hopefully he can parlay that power into something productive and positive for this country.


Lead all of his followers into the desert, form their much-wanted theocracy, and leave America alone?
 
2012-04-12 09:09:26 AM
That article would have been funny if it had any funny in it. Santorum is a naturally funny target, his name alone is a comedy goldmine. How you can miss that huge of a target?

Dear Mr. Would Be Comedy Writer:

Go away. Come back when you hire your own writer.
 
2012-04-12 09:27:27 AM
Hopefully whatever he does from this point forward won't involve me having to look at him or hear from him ever again.
 
2012-04-12 09:34:53 AM
Santorum was actually the last hope (great white hope?) the republicans had to get a reasonable turnout in the next election. Romney is unelectable in the kind of economic reality we all live in currently. What's really going to sting is if the right loses congress because the freepers refuse to go out and vote for him, and so stay home while penalizing all the other GOP folks running for office. Romney has already lost women, poor people, minorities, evangelical christians, dog lovers, anyone with savings or investments who doesn't work on wall street, auto workers, and on and on. These folks are going to STAY lost too, I mean I know guys who idolize Limbaugh who hate Romney JUST for the Shaemus incident because they love their dogs so much. It sounds weird, but the average right winger is a one or two niche issue voter, and this guy just checks all the wrong boxes to lots of people.

Obama is a terrible disappointment to pretty much everyone, but you can pretty much bet on the devil you know against a guy like "mittens". Romney's like and unfunny version of Ross Perot, and look how well that asshole did.
 
2012-04-12 09:46:01 AM

chitlenz: Santorum was actually the last hope (great white hope?) the republicans had to get a reasonable turnout in the next election. Romney is unelectable in the kind of economic reality we all live in currently. What's really going to sting is if the right loses congress because the freepers refuse to go out and vote for him, and so stay home while penalizing all the other GOP folks running for office. Romney has already lost women, poor people, minorities, evangelical christians, dog lovers, anyone with savings or investments who doesn't work on wall street, auto workers, and on and on. These folks are going to STAY lost too, I mean I know guys who idolize Limbaugh who hate Romney JUST for the Shaemus incident because they love their dogs so much. It sounds weird, but the average right winger is a one or two niche issue voter, and this guy just checks all the wrong boxes to lots of people.

Obama is a terrible disappointment to pretty much everyone, but you can pretty much bet on the devil you know against a guy like "mittens". Romney's like and unfunny version of Ross Perot, and look how well that asshole did.


One element I agree with is that most the people I know who really love dogs happen to be Conservative (I'm Liberal). Liberals are more cat leaning.

Romney wouldn't lose my vote (even if I was Conservative) over the dog thing but it is just one thing of many that shows that he is out of touch with the everyday person.
 
2012-04-12 09:49:27 AM

WaitWhatWhy: quatchi: It'll be interesting to see what does happen to Frothy after this is all over. He *is* the undisputed king of the Republican "social conservative" set by this point. Watching what FOX does to him in the near term should telegraph his future from here on out.

My money is on a captive breeding program involving him and Sarah Palin in attempts to create a race of SuperDerpers. FOX can spin it as a reality TV series.


First, I LOL'd ...then I kinda got the shivers.

Brrrrr!! DO NOT WANT mass formations of Santorum/Palin derper-babbies!!!!
 
2012-04-12 09:49:30 AM
I suspect Rick will move relapse into his porn addiction then spiral into a full-blown homosexual rampage as he will no longer be able to repress his inner gay.
 
2012-04-12 10:04:36 AM

CheekyMonkey: DIAF?


*DING*DING*DING*
Correct. He can die in a fire.
Anything else would allow him to continue to spew his frothy brown hatred of anything that isn't white, male, and Christian.

Personally, I'd love to administer him some amateur dentistry with a Louisville slugger.
He's the kind of asshole that needs to learn not to open his farking mouth with a head full of racism, women bashing rhetoric, and his dead guy on a stick religion.

Not saying I would do it. But I'd love to.
 
2012-04-12 10:10:21 AM

vudukungfu: Anything else would allow him to continue to spew his frothy brown hatred of anything that isn't white, male, and Christian.


You know who else was all about white christian males.....

/jes sayin...
 
2012-04-12 10:12:19 AM

Kurmudgeon: The party that goosesteps together, stays together.


It's a known fact when democrats rally together, to be "heard", and certainly the "occupiers", they destroy more property, leave more garbage, cause more problems for police by far. You are the problem, and your immoral morons. Go talk with a policeman who's been there for both sides. So while you spread lies, it's your losers without jobs that have the time to wreak havoc, while the rest of us work to pay for those to clean up the mess. Democrats are sheep. Look at your leader, Barry, the least qualified in any room he walks into. Can't talk without a teleprompter, calls are servicemen "corpsmen", twice...what a fool. And look at the gaffe machine he chose as his mate, of all the people the smartest man we know could have chosen, he chose Joe. Ha! Rush was begging for Barry to choose Joe, so we could all laugh at these tools for years. I've never seen so many unforced errors made by liberals in my life! Ha, ha, ha...ha ha...thanks Joe, for the memories...
 
2012-04-12 10:28:06 AM

vudukungfu: CheekyMonkey: DIAF?

*DING*DING*DING*
Correct. He can die in a fire.
Anything else would allow him to continue to spew his frothy brown hatred of anything that isn't white, male, and Christian.

Personally, I'd love to administer him some amateur dentistry with a Louisville slugger.
He's the kind of asshole that needs to learn not to open his farking mouth with a head full of racism, women bashing rhetoric, and his dead guy on a stick religion.

Not saying I would do it. But I'd love to.


Hey tough guy, you make us all scared, all rough and stuff...it's obvious you have the skills and intellect to take on the world, don't you? You have no idea how fragile you are, yet, but you will. You will learn you can't even move, breath, think, write or talk on your own. Here's how foolish you are - you don't know how you got here, into this world; you don't know that you have a soul inside your physical body; you don't know what will happen tomorrow; you don't know when you will leave your body or why; you don't control what happens in your body; you can't describe what light is; you can't tells us how the moon came to orbit the earth; you can't tell us how the earth came to tilt on it's axis, to bring us seasons; you can't tell us how the sun works, how the distance to earth is perfect, allowing just the right temps for life.
In fact, there is so little you can tell us, about how everything works, is, and came to be, that it would be better is you kept your mouth shut, yourself.
 
2012-04-12 10:30:25 AM
don't know don't care. Fox news, I guess.
 
2012-04-12 10:41:54 AM

mrshowrules: One element I agree with is that most the people I know who really love dogs happen to be Conservative (I'm Liberal). Liberals are more cat leaning.


I don't know if what you said is actually true. But, according to my own experiences and observations, dog owners expect their dogs to be eager slaves while cat owners expect their cats to engage with them in mutually beneficial relationships.
 
2012-04-12 10:42:10 AM

chitlenz: Obama is a terrible disappointment to pretty much everyone,


By everyone, you mean you and your dog.

Opinion poll numbers show his approval rating is somewhat higher than your limited data of one human and one canine.
 
2012-04-12 10:48:05 AM

forfarkonly: Kurmudgeon: The party that goosesteps together, stays together.

It's a known fact when democrats rally together, to be "heard", and certainly the "occupiers", they destroy more property, leave more garbage, cause more problems for police by far. You are the problem, and your immoral morons. Go talk with a policeman who's been there for both sides. So while you spread lies, it's your losers without jobs that have the time to wreak havoc, while the rest of us work to pay for those to clean up the mess. Democrats are sheep. Look at your leader, Barry, the least qualified in any room he walks into. Can't talk without a teleprompter, calls are servicemen "corpsmen", twice...what a fool. And look at the gaffe machine he chose as his mate, of all the people the smartest man we know could have chosen, he chose Joe. Ha! Rush was begging for Barry to choose Joe, so we could all laugh at these tools for years. I've never seen so many unforced errors made by liberals in my life! Ha, ha, ha...ha ha...thanks Joe, for the memories...


And yet he beat the living crap out of McCain/Palin. How does that make you feel?

/Show me on the electorial map where the bad N..Boing touched you.
//Poe's Law? Hard to tell these days
 
2012-04-12 10:54:09 AM
I got two words for WhatWaitWhy: Dan Quayle

I'll be here all week with two shows on Friday. G'night folks, and don't forget to tip your server. Try the veal!
 
2012-04-12 10:54:16 AM

forfarkonly: Kurmudgeon: The party that goosesteps together, stays together.

It's a known fact when democrats rally together, to be "heard", and certainly the "occupiers", they destroy more property, leave more garbage, cause more problems for police by far. You are the problem, and your immoral morons. Go talk with a policeman who's been there for both sides. So while you spread lies, it's your losers without jobs that have the time to wreak havoc, while the rest of us work to pay for those to clean up the mess. Democrats are sheep. Look at your leader, Barry, the least qualified in any room he walks into. Can't talk without a teleprompter, calls are servicemen "corpsmen", twice...what a fool. And look at the gaffe machine he chose as his mate, of all the people the smartest man we know could have chosen, he chose Joe. Ha! Rush was begging for Barry to choose Joe, so we could all laugh at these tools for years. I've never seen so many unforced errors made by liberals in my life! Ha, ha, ha...ha ha...thanks Joe, for the memories...


It's a known fact that you're stupid. Go ahead and try to argue with a known fact.
 
2012-04-12 11:11:55 AM

quatchi: WaitWhatWhy: quatchi: It'll be interesting to see what does happen to Frothy after this is all over. He *is* the undisputed king of the Republican "social conservative" set by this point. Watching what FOX does to him in the near term should telegraph his future from here on out.

My money is on a captive breeding program involving him and Sarah Palin in attempts to create a race of SuperDerpers. FOX can spin it as a reality TV series.

First, I LOL'd ...then I kinda got the shivers.

Brrrrr!! DO NOT WANT mass formations of Santorum/Palin derper-babbies!!!!


Your only other choice is Red Diaper Doper Babies (or whatever they were from that other thread).
 
2012-04-12 11:17:38 AM
Santorum's out and we're stuck with a choice between the Professor and the Millionaire.

i.imgur.com

Seems like an easy choice until you ask yourself: if the Professor's so smart, why are we still stuck on this shiatty island?
 
2012-04-12 11:20:46 AM

babygoat: forfarkonly: Kurmudgeon: The party that goosesteps together, stays together.

It's a known fact when democrats rally together, to be "heard", and certainly the "occupiers", they destroy more property, leave more garbage, cause more problems for police by far. You are the problem, and your immoral morons. Go talk with a policeman who's been there for both sides. So while you spread lies, it's your losers without jobs that have the time to wreak havoc, while the rest of us work to pay for those to clean up the mess. Democrats are sheep. Look at your leader, Barry, the least qualified in any room he walks into. Can't talk without a teleprompter, calls are servicemen "corpsmen", twice...what a fool. And look at the gaffe machine he chose as his mate, of all the people the smartest man we know could have chosen, he chose Joe. Ha! Rush was begging for Barry to choose Joe, so we could all laugh at these tools for years. I've never seen so many unforced errors made by liberals in my life! Ha, ha, ha...ha ha...thanks Joe, for the memories...

It's a known fact that you're stupid. Go ahead and try to argue with a known fact.


It's hard for a liberal when their leaders turn out to be worse than Bush (who is a loser). I feel sorry for you democrats, you believe your leaders are looking out for your interests, but they're not. They are looking to keep the power they have, and at your expense. Here's a fact - when a democrat says, "Hey, we need to raise the minimum wage!", what happens is the increase in labor costs are passed along to the consumer, and who does that hurt the worst? The "little guy" the libtard is claiming to defend. Here's a fact - Obama has failed in every capacity, is far worse than Bush, has brought zero hope, and took your change and paid off his power base cronies. And here's another fact, you didn't see it coming, and you voted for this loser in ignorance. I would rather have a boat anchor for a president than Barry and Joe - nothing is better than the hope and change they've brought. Here's another fact - Pelosi is on your side, biggest hypocrite loser ever. Yes, she's on YOUR side. How's that for stupid?
 
2012-04-12 11:26:06 AM
forfarkonly: oeuvre

Meh. Needs more "Dims". Maybe substitute a 0 for the O in Obama.

Has potential though.
 
2012-04-12 11:26:11 AM
forfarkonly

what are you? about 14?
 
2012-04-12 11:38:45 AM
What's next for Santorum?

Here's my suggestion: He can come out of the closet.
 
2012-04-12 11:43:32 AM
Santorum, leave me be. Santorum, just leave me alone
 
2012-04-12 12:00:44 PM

forfarkonly: babygoat: forfarkonly: Kurmudgeon: The party that goosesteps together, stays together.

It's a known fact when democrats rally together, to be "heard", and certainly the "occupiers", they destroy more property, leave more garbage, cause more problems for police by far. You are the problem, and your immoral morons. Go talk with a policeman who's been there for both sides. So while you spread lies, it's your losers without jobs that have the time to wreak havoc, while the rest of us work to pay for those to clean up the mess. Democrats are sheep. Look at your leader, Barry, the least qualified in any room he walks into. Can't talk without a teleprompter, calls are servicemen "corpsmen", twice...what a fool. And look at the gaffe machine he chose as his mate, of all the people the smartest man we know could have chosen, he chose Joe. Ha! Rush was begging for Barry to choose Joe, so we could all laugh at these tools for years. I've never seen so many unforced errors made by liberals in my life! Ha, ha, ha...ha ha...thanks Joe, for the memories...

It's a known fact that you're stupid. Go ahead and try to argue with a known fact.

It's hard for a liberal when their leaders turn out to be worse than Bush (who is a loser). I feel sorry for you democrats, you believe your leaders are looking out for your interests, but they're not. They are looking to keep the power they have, and at your expense. Here's a fact - when a democrat says, "Hey, we need to raise the minimum wage!", what happens is the increase in labor costs are passed along to the consumer, and who does that hurt the worst? The "little guy" the libtard is claiming to defend. Here's a fact - Obama has failed in every capacity, is far worse than Bush, has brought zero hope, and took your change and paid off his power base cronies. And here's another fact, you didn't see it coming, and you voted for this loser in ignorance. I would rather have a boat anchor for a president than Barry and Joe - nothing is better than the hope and change they've brought. Here's another fact - Pelosi is on your side, biggest hypocrite loser ever. Yes, she's on YOUR side. How's that for stupid?


Holy shiat, I take it all back. You're a veritable expert on the subject of democrats.
 
2012-04-12 12:07:07 PM

FeFiFoFark: forfarkonly

what are you? about 14?


Standard liberal democrat response to rebuttal:
Libtard - "So and so of the GOP said xyz..."
Someone who actually looked into the matter - "...actually, the context of the comment was such and such...so...you're wrong."
Libtard - "You're a troll, you're stupid, you're a @$#&...!" (Loses control, doesn't address the point, doesn't stay on issue, attacks the person because the liberal's position is stupid, wrong and indefensible.
This is the common thread that runs thru all the Fark threads - Libtards gathered together on blog, each preaching to one another, thinking that must mean they're right, shoving their hypocritical moral judgment on others, and attacking directly anyone disagreeing with them. Libtard bloggers are more religious than those they accuse, and have all the hate to go with it. So, yeah, what is the world waiting for, let's put liberal bloggers in charge, that will make everything better. Oh, and who did you vote for? Obama: the failure.
 
2012-04-12 12:42:21 PM
the santotum will probably leak out the butt, thus staining the sheets.
 
2012-04-12 12:56:22 PM

forfarkonly: vudukungfu: CheekyMonkey: DIAF?

*DING*DING*DING*
Correct. He can die in a fire.
Anything else would allow him to continue to spew his frothy brown hatred of anything that isn't white, male, and Christian.

Personally, I'd love to administer him some amateur dentistry with a Louisville slugger.
He's the kind of asshole that needs to learn not to open his farking mouth with a head full of racism, women bashing rhetoric, and his dead guy on a stick religion.

Not saying I would do it. But I'd love to.

Hey tough guy, you make us all scared, all rough and stuff...it's obvious you have the skills and intellect to take on the world, don't you? You have no idea how fragile you are, yet, but you will. You will learn you can't even move, breath, think, write or talk on your own. Here's how foolish you are - you don't know how you got here, into this world; you don't know that you have a soul inside your physical body; you don't know what will happen tomorrow; you don't know when you will leave your body or why; you don't control what happens in your body; you can't describe what light is; you can't tells us how the moon came to orbit the earth; you can't tell us how the earth came to tilt on it's axis, to bring us seasons; you can't tell us how the sun works, how the distance to earth is perfect, allowing just the right temps for life.
In fact, there is so little you can tell us, about how everything works, is, and came to be, that it would be better is you kept your mouth shut, yourself.


While I have to agree that the cheats of violence that you responded to are repugnant and have no place in political speech in this or any civilized country the rest of your post is nonsense.

Of course we don't have a perfect idea of what will happen tomorrow, northern the theist nor the atheist, that is no proof of or reason to believe in god. If I don't have the ability to move, speak or even think on my own who is doing it for me? Description of what light is, yeah we have a real good idea of what it is, what it is made of and how it travels. Why the moon orbits the earth, again we have a very hood idea of where it came from and how. Axial tilt of the earth? All planets have an axial tilt, it would be far more surprising if earth didn't. Soul? No one has shown me one yet.

If you want to believe your superstitious nonsense then go right ahead but don't kid yourself into believing that there is no explanation for the physical world other than your creation myth. The reason that Santorum engenders such rage from people is that he takes what should be a private, and somewhat embarrassing, personal belief and used it to try to force others to live like his beliefs say they should.
 
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