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		Fashion industry hits bottom as new derriere-baring dresses cause women to be the butt of jokes (dailymail.co.uk)		69
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RedPhoenix122		2012-04-12 07:00:48 AM

I was hoping this was just a 1 time thing. Because you know eventually you're gonna see some really dimpled ass, or even worse, someone who can't wipe properly.

Elvis_Bogart		2012-04-12 07:04:45 AM

1981 called...they want their lousy movie idea back.

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doglover		2012-04-12 07:20:47 AM

It's gonna make hooking up in the club a lot easier. Won't even have to get off the dance floor.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-12 07:25:36 AM

"Been there. Did it far better. Got over it."

DON.MAC		2012-04-12 07:47:15 AM

Will them come in muumuu sizes?

Grables'Daughter		2012-04-12 08:50:37 AM

I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

gopher321		2012-04-12 08:55:15 AM

Plumber chic.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-12 09:13:58 AM

Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Grables'Daughter		2012-04-12 09:19:18 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

Grables'Daughter		2012-04-12 09:20:02 AM

Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

I think that a dress like that might turn out to be a pain in the ass.

Sybarite		2012-04-12 09:39:40 AM

Crack is whack!

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-12 10:12:09 AM

Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

And I'd like photographic proof of you getting it. ;-9

jaylectricity		2012-04-12 10:53:51 AM

Elvis_Bogart: 1981 called...they want their lousy movie idea back.

Link (new window)

Came here for this.

pkellmey		2012-04-12 11:12:01 AM

The fart jokes would be epic.

Arkanaut		2012-04-12 11:15:18 AM

Ah, the reverse Power Girl.

natazha		2012-04-12 11:17:16 AM

I'm a connoisseur of the derriere (AKA assman). How about NO?

Jake Havechek		2012-04-12 11:17:30 AM

Elvis_Bogart: 1981 called...they want their lousy movie idea back.

Link (new window)

That movie sucked.

groppet		2012-04-12 11:27:27 AM

Now I wont look so silly when I show up at the bar in just my chaps

Bonanza Jellybean		2012-04-12 11:28:08 AM

There's something fundamentally wrong with these people.

MmmBadEggs		2012-04-12 11:29:00 AM

I can't believe that none of those captions led off with "CHEEKY"

Tjos Weel		2012-04-12 11:34:05 AM

Elvis_Bogart

Thanks, I was afraid I was going to have to research the name of that gawdawful movie.

Odd Bird		2012-04-12 11:35:08 AM

I was expecting a tasteless micro-mini skirt with excessive cheek cleavage.
This is worse.

SuperChuck		2012-04-12 11:43:05 AM

Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

I think that a dress like that might turn out to be a pain in the ass.

Always with the wise-cracks...

Wicked Chinchilla		2012-04-12 11:44:09 AM

How assanine...

LarryDan43		2012-04-12 11:47:14 AM

Easy access.

Whatthefark		2012-04-12 11:47:28 AM

Hopefully they throw in a free tube of anal bleach along with the dress.

Charlie Sheen's Liver		2012-04-12 11:47:38 AM

There is no way that I can get behind this movement.

Shaggy_C		2012-04-12 11:48:27 AM

doglover: It's gonna make hooking up in the club a lot easier. Won't even have to get off the dance floor.

Even better, you'll be able to tell whether a chick wiped correctly or not. "You've got a little, uh, on your cheek..."

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-04-12 12:15:00 PM

this may cause many to rear their ugly heads

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2012-04-12 12:15:19 PM

groppet		2012-04-12 12:19:13 PM

They just better hope they dont get a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing that dress.

engrishmajor		2012-04-12 12:21:09 PM

Regretsy

maverickzy		2012-04-12 12:29:47 PM

groppet: They just better hope they dont get a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing that dress.

Wouldn't this be applicable in general, regardless of clothing? I mean, I'm wearing pants yet I still hope I don't get a case of explosive diarrhea.

pivazena		2012-04-12 12:50:41 PM

maverickzy: groppet: They just better hope they dont get a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing that dress.

Wouldn't this be applicable in general, regardless of clothing? I mean, I'm wearing pants yet I still hope I don't get a case of explosive diarrhea.

Even more so. At least in the dress, you'll spray all over everything EXCEPT your clothes

//Brilliant!

jaylectricity		2012-04-12 12:50:45 PM

maverickzy: groppet: They just better hope they dont get a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing that dress.

Wouldn't this be applicable in general, regardless of clothing? I mean, I'm wearing pants yet I still hope I don't get a case of explosive diarrhea.

I'd actually rather be wearing one of those dresses so I didn't have to do anything but sit down on the toilet.

Girion47		2012-04-12 12:58:45 PM

This is bad news for those girls with the fur patch on their lower backs. Also for women that previously didn't shave their ass crack.

DVD		2012-04-12 01:21:12 PM

SuperChuck: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

I think that a dress like that might turn out to be a pain in the ass.

Always with the wise-cracks...

Was going to make some inappropriate joke but they've been taken... *old man shakes fist at moon*

pute kisses like a man		2012-04-12 01:28:55 PM

DVD: SuperChuck: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

I think that a dress like that might turn out to be a pain in the ass.

Always with the wise-cracks...

Was going to make some inappropriate joke but they've been taken... *old man shakes fist at moon*

This is something I can get behind.

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2012-04-12 01:41:02 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: DjangoStonereaver: Grables'Daughter: I cannot believe that these are actually being produced.

They're being sold on Etsy, so they probably are being made to order.

Which, really, is even more depressing come to think of it.

Butt I do kind of want one.

And I'd like photographic proof of you ~~getting~~ wearing it. ;-9

FTFY

/I mean, really, it is that exciting watching someone pull a piece of clothing out of a box?
//Pulling panties out of certain boxes being the exception
///I think you know what I mean

WelldeadLink		2012-04-12 02:15:16 PM

Women following where fashion-conscious thug men have been.

maverickzy		2012-04-12 02:23:03 PM

jaylectricity: maverickzy: groppet: They just better hope they dont get a case of explosive diarrhea while wearing that dress.

Wouldn't this be applicable in general, regardless of clothing? I mean, I'm wearing pants yet I still hope I don't get a case of explosive diarrhea.

I'd actually rather be wearing one of those dresses so I didn't have to do anything but sit down on the toilet.

You don't have to make excuses to wear a dress around here. This is Fark, everyone is accepted.

demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-04-12 02:35:38 PM

To be fair, the designer is Greek.

/Old school snark is the best snark.

Grables'Daughter		2012-04-12 02:51:42 PM

Girion47: This is bad news for those girls with the fur patch on their lower backs. Also for women that previously didn't shave their ass crack.

And bad news for girls that get spanked and then everyone can see that they've been naughty.

9 penguins in my shirt		2012-04-12 02:58:31 PM

I hope she brings a towel when she wears that out to a restaurant.

Wireless Joe		2012-04-12 02:59:00 PM

Once again, ahead of his time.

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oryx		2012-04-12 03:07:23 PM

Butt cleavage, worst fashion idea ever.

Thoroughly With Foil		2012-04-12 03:13:13 PM

Wireless Joe: Once again, ahead of his time.

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demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-04-12 03:15:09 PM

oryx: Butt cleavage, worst fashion idea ever.

A few small notes:
The Greek designer and the model are the same person.
The look definitely works for her.
She's trying to showcase her, um, best assets, and, with respect to cleavage, the woman is, uh, not, um, particularly generously endowed up top, if you know what I mean.

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FormlessOne		2012-04-12 03:44:28 PM

Wait - an entire article was constructed describing one moron on Etsy?

April Winchell's site (NSFW) (new window) might have something to say about this idiot...

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