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(The Wrap)   "The Holocaust is mostly horseshiat, and Hebes are a bunch of oven-dodging Jewboys who control America". Is that: a) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or b) David Duke, or c) Mel Gibson   (thewrap.com) divider line 155
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2012-04-12 11:54:11 AM
There's only one thing for Mel to do: jack it in San Diego.
 
2012-04-12 11:54:52 AM

vygramul: Amos Quito?


I was coming to post that as D)
 
2012-04-12 11:55:41 AM
can mel gibson finally go away now? i'm tired of hearing from this anti-semetic, mysoginistic nutjob. That sort of person has no place in modern society.
 
2012-04-12 11:57:27 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Saying the above will get you ostracized permanently from H'wood, but drugging and raping at least one 13 year old child will get you a standing ovation and special achievement Oscar.

Alrighty, then.


Forget it, it's Chinatown*

*the movie where he explained that he was gonna get away with it
 
2012-04-12 11:57:56 AM

Raug the Dwarf: I just don't understand that attitude. It's almost like Mel and other Catholics are jealous of the jews for having suffered real, actual persecution. Since they didn't get to be martyred, they try to downplay it as much as they can.

Just blows my mind.

Isn't it time for Mel to just go away?


Let's just drop a short clarifier here. Mel ain't Catholic. At least not Roman Catholic. He belongs to a splinter sect that broke with the Church because they were outraged at the reforms of Vatican II (you know like saying the Mass in the language people speak and not Latin, not hiding the priest behind a screen, theologically positing that God's not always super-pissed at yur every second of your horrible, sinful, life, stuff like that)

So yeah, the kiddy-didling priest, the instutional cover-ups and the Hitler Youth Pope, we'll cop to, but Mel? Fark him, he ain't one of ours
 
2012-04-12 11:59:07 AM

JamUhn: Let's see:
'TheWrap reported earlier that Warner Bros. has put the controversial project on hold, and rejected Eszterhas's script as lacking in "a sense of triumph."'

No doubt Gibson is antisemitic in some sense, but sounds like Eszterhas is trying to deflect attention from his crappy script.


Yeah, it's no surprise to me that Mel Gibson is still having anti-semetic paranoia problems, but I'm having a real "consider the source" issue with this story.
 
2012-04-12 12:01:28 PM
Racism is stupid. That includes all you farkers that actually listen to what Mel says.

"Oh look at me!! My race is SO special!!!"
 
2012-04-12 12:03:41 PM

Tatsuma: Oh my, what a surprise.

Also, he hates us, but he wants to convert us. That's like 15th century-style anti-semitism.


Christ died for you. Well, you killed him, but still. He died for you.

/trolling
 
2012-04-12 12:04:14 PM

JamUhn: Let's see:
'TheWrap reported earlier that Warner Bros. has put the controversial project on hold, and rejected Eszterhas's script as lacking in "a sense of triumph."'

No doubt Gibson is antisemitic in some sense, but sounds like Eszterhas is trying to deflect attention from his crappy script.


Short of Leni Reifensthal, I'm having a hard time thinking of a worse person to give a movie about the Maccabees to. The Irony is though, a fair, historical treatment of the brothers Maccabee would likely be viewed as far more anti-semetic than whatever Mel ends up cooking up.

Since history is written by the winners we tend to think of thier story as one of brave under-dogs driving out their oppressors and giving the Jews a holiday to celebrate right around Christmas. But honestly the whole thing was a fairly brutal Jewish civil war, and the Maccabees were the "Taliban"-like figures bent on resotring religous purity and re-installing a theocracy
 
2012-04-12 12:04:52 PM

kronicfeld: Nabb1: I think the fact that he wanted Joe Eszterhas involved in writing a movie about the Maccabes is an indication that he is either anti-Semitic or completely mad.


This.

Gunther: Dude is a crazy racist, but he has talent, and Hollywood has always been willing to forgive pretty much any sin if you're talented enough. Hell, we give Polanski film awards, and he raped a kid and fled the country to avoid a slap-on-the-wrist sentence.


Oh, this too.

rocky_howard: Joe wrote some crappy script and was shot down, so he's badmouthing Gibson because he knows it'll stick easily.


And this.

rudemix: It doesn't mean Gibson isn't a giant douche but it doesn't mean Joe isn't either.


....aaand this.

CapnPlaty: This is all second hand from a writer whose work was panned by both the studio and Mel Gibson. I'm not siding with Mel, but this seems like a disgruntled employee who is badmouthing his former boss.


This is how I read the article, too. Joe is complaining too little, too late. He sold the script to Gibson, after all, who can now shop it around and Joe won't get a dime for it. That's what he's really crying about... although I don't doubt the crazy alluded to in the letter.

Raug the Dwarf: I just don't understand that attitude. It's almost like Mel and other Catholics...


Hey hey hey hey stooooooppp! Don't lump all Catholics with this lunatic. Please. Catholicism is its own brand of loopy, but Mel... well, he got dropped on his head a lot as a kid and... well... yeah. Please don't. Call the ones who bite off on his brand of Catholicism SSPXers or whatnot but don't lump 'em all together.

//Catholic
//a thinking Catholic, much like the existence of the rara avis thinking Mormon
//Mel is mentally ill - he needs a psychiatrist, or an army of them
 
2012-04-12 12:05:00 PM

Fabric_Man: But how can we be "oven-dodgers" if the Holocaust is "horseshiat?"

/racist logic


IF the Holocaust happened, it was definitely not as bad as they say. And anyway, the jews were all warned so it's their own fault. Also, they brought it on themselves.*

Summation of things I learned froma certain farker just last week
 
2012-04-12 12:06:57 PM
Righteous indignation in Hollywood? It's more likely than you think.

Joe and Mel were meant for each other. I wonder what their discussions about Jewish women were like.

Mel: She's worthless because she's a Jew.
Joe: She's worthless because she's a she!
Mel: No, Jew.
Joe: fark her.
Mel: Exactly. fark, Sugar Tits!
Joe: I wonder how much she charges an hour?
Mel: Charge? She's a Jew! She gives it away!
Joe: Not free. Maybe wholesale but never free.
Mel: You pay for sex?
Joe: It's not fun unless I can haggle.
Mel: You're not bad for a Jew.
Joe: At least I'm not a woman.
 
2012-04-12 12:08:45 PM
I fully expect one of these days that Mel Gibson is going to get a good old-fashioned excommunication from either his church or the RCC. That may, MAY be just wacky enough to make him think he's cured of whatever the fark makes him act like a raging lunatic. I mean, there are anger issues, and then there's Mel. He says he's gone to therapy and it doesn't work. I think he's the kind of person who would respond well to an exorcism, because it gives him an excuse for his bad behavior AND is dramatic enough for him to feel important about himself.

Of course, he's not going to learn anything, but it would probably keep him from being an asshole the rest of his life. He clearly needs to do something or he's going to end up like Howard Hughes.
 
2012-04-12 12:09:46 PM
Magorn:
Let's just drop a short clarifier here. Mel ain't Catholic. At least not Roman Catholic. He belongs to a splinter sect that broke with the Church because they were outraged at the reforms of Vatican II (you know like saying the Mass in the language people speak and not Latin, not hiding the priest behind a screen, theologically positing that God's not always super-pissed at yur every second of your horrible, sinful, life, stuff like that)

So yeah, the kiddy-didling priest, the instutional cover-ups and the Hitler Youth Pope, we'll cop to, but Mel? Fark him, he ain't one of ours


You just beat me to it. ;)
 
2012-04-12 12:10:30 PM
Well since it's on the Entertainment tab it's kinda a no brainier with those options.
 
2012-04-12 12:13:50 PM
Well, it's good sad to know that the batshiat crazy gene gets passed down from father to son in the Gibson family.

Hope Mel's ex wife is somewhat saner & the kids take after her.
 
2012-04-12 12:16:12 PM
How is oven dodging a bad thing? I'd dodge the shiat out of them without any regrets.
 
2012-04-12 12:18:55 PM

LewDux: Let me to g-dwin this thread

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Did you seriously just blank out the "o" in Mike Godwin's last name?
 
2012-04-12 12:24:26 PM
" You said the Torah made reference to the sacrifice of Christian babies and infants. When I told you that you were confusing the Torah with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, ... you insisted 'it's in the Torah -- it's in there!' (It isn't)."

My God, those sneaky Jews aren't dangerous enough on their own, they actually invented a time machine to sneak references into the Torah about a religion that wouldn't exist for 1,500 years!

Hm. You would think with that technology they would do something about that whole Shoah thing. Must be too busy using it to control Hollywood and eat Christian babies.
 
2012-04-12 12:30:17 PM

Tatsuma: he hates us


[Citation needed]
 
2012-04-12 12:32:38 PM
Yeah, Joe Eszterhas is real credible. About as much as he is a good writer.

Just remember....

Jews have no money
Jews own nothing
Jews have no power

So, don't say that they do. That's not polite.
 
2012-04-12 12:34:53 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: She's a Jew! She gives it away!


I don't think Jews are known for giving things away for free.
 
2012-04-12 12:36:16 PM

Tempest2097: Nabb1: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Petit_Merdeux: doglover: The hebes? That's a new one on me.

Is it pronounced Heebee? Like the hebe jebes?

It's pronounced "heeb"

/Archie Bunker was quite fond of the word

It's also used in "The Life of Brian" when Brian goes on a rant with his mom. He calls himself a "hebe" and a "Red Sea pedestrian," among other things.

/"Red Sea pedestrian" makes me snicker. If I was Jewish, I would refer to myself as that all the time.

To be fair, as a Jew it is actually my favorite slang term for Jews ever.


The boyfriend is fond of it himself. I mean, he's heard all kinds of slurs and slang terms, but that one is his favorite. It helps that he's a huuuuuuuuuuuge fan of Monty Python.
 
2012-04-12 12:36:42 PM
What the Hell did Jews ever do to piss off some Americans so much? I get that there are wounds that run deep in the Middle East, but here?
 
2012-04-12 12:37:37 PM
Religion ruins everything
 
2012-04-12 12:43:20 PM

killzoe: Religion Asshattery ruins everything


Fixed that for you.
 
2012-04-12 12:44:40 PM
 
2012-04-12 12:45:06 PM
D) Mitt Romney.
 
2012-04-12 12:50:02 PM

legion_of_doo: mad mel would be crazy enough to do it well, with language and costume of the period, not starring some flavor of the month in the lead role & some generic big bad goy with a german or british accent.


Quick! Somebody get me Ridley Scott on the phone!
 
2012-04-12 12:52:56 PM
What do you get when you cross a Hasidic Jew with a basic Jew?
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A neutral Jew!
 
2012-04-12 12:55:09 PM
Considering who/what his father is, and that the guy is clearly mentally ill, this is completely unsurprising. Also, why the hell would anyone make a movie portraying the Maccabees as heroes? They were crazed, violent religious fanatics who destroyed the only link between the middle east and the Hellenized world, and doomed the earth to suffer under three insane messianic cults instead of one.

/Seriously, it would be impossible to overstate how much they farked EVERYTHING up!
 
2012-04-12 01:00:51 PM
Why are we not allowed to dislike Jews again? It's been 70 years since this shiat went down, time to quit the "ohh woe is me act" and take some hate like everyone else does.
 
2012-04-12 01:06:27 PM

gilgigamesh: " You said the Torah made reference to the sacrifice of Christian babies and infants. When I told you that you were confusing the Torah with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, ... you insisted 'it's in the Torah -- it's in there!' (It isn't)."

My God, those sneaky Jews aren't dangerous enough on their own, they actually invented a time machine to sneak references into the Torah about a religion that wouldn't exist for 1,500 years!

Hm. You would think with that technology they would do something about that whole Shoah thing. Must be too busy using it to control Hollywood and eat Christian babies.


No infant dick sucking references? but a thread full of anti-catholicism? ok.
 
2012-04-12 01:06:36 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: What the Hell did Jews ever do to piss off some Americans so much? I get that there are wounds that run deep in the Middle East, but here?


I have no farking idea. In my lifetime I have met one guy that hates Jews - he rants about them like Mel Gibson does. But he was a moron.

Everybody else is like "Jews? Um, that's nice."
 
2012-04-12 01:08:08 PM

Solid Muldoon: There's only one thing for Mel to do: jack it in San Diego.


That was awesome
 
2012-04-12 01:10:12 PM

Shazam999: LouDobbsAwaaaay: What the Hell did Jews ever do to piss off some Americans so much? I get that there are wounds that run deep in the Middle East, but here?

I have no farking idea. In my lifetime I have met one guy that hates Jews - he rants about them like Mel Gibson does. But he was a moron.

Everybody else is like "Jews? Um, that's nice."


Eybrow.

*looking up profile*
Location: Calgary

Say no more. All makes sense now.
 
2012-04-12 01:11:52 PM
warners is still run by jews

so

mel's okay right?

evidently mel now owns joe's script

joe's leaking his complaints

seems a lot like the jew cop in malibu

funny how there was no tape ,

just the one cop's testimony

all of the malibu cop cares run vid
 
2012-04-12 01:19:23 PM

thunderbird8804: Also, why the hell would anyone make a movie portraying the Maccabees as heroes? They were crazed, violent religious fanatics who destroyed the only link between the middle east and the Hellenized world


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellenization#Modern_scholarship (new window)
"Hengel argued that virtually all of Judaism, whether Palestinian or otherwise, was highly Hellenized well before the beginning of the Christian era, and even the Greek language was well known throughout the cities and even smaller towns of Jewish Palestine. Scholars have continued to nuance Hengel's views, but very few continue to doubt the strong Hellenistic influences throughout the Levant, even among the conservative Jewish communities who were most nationalistic."
 
2012-04-12 01:20:46 PM
The holocaust is one (of many) of the most disgusting periods of human history. And I must say I am fascinated by Jewish culture and adore Jewish humor. But I absolutely do not get non-vegetarians who don't eat delicious pork because of some bizarre edict from a couple thousand years ago.
 
2012-04-12 01:21:57 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Shazam999: LouDobbsAwaaaay: What the Hell did Jews ever do to piss off some Americans so much? I get that there are wounds that run deep in the Middle East, but here?

I have no farking idea. In my lifetime I have met one guy that hates Jews - he rants about them like Mel Gibson does. But he was a moron.

Everybody else is like "Jews? Um, that's nice."

Eybrow.

*looking up profile*
Location: Calgary

Say no more. All makes sense now.


Yes, how dare we don't judge people based on their religion, or lack of, or whatever.
 
2012-04-12 01:33:56 PM
I hate jews.....

But I'm not racist!
 
2012-04-12 01:55:15 PM
Hey Mel, 1987 called, they're wondering if you'll ever be involved in a half-way decent film again.
 
2012-04-12 02:02:40 PM

Cyno01: What do you get when you cross a Hasidic Jew with a basic Jew?
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A neutral Jew!


And if I remember my chemistry, doesn't it also form a by product of Jew Salts?
 
2012-04-12 02:03:51 PM

macadamnut: Hey Mel, 1987 called, they're wondering if you'll ever be involved in a half-way decent film again.


What do you mean again?
 
2012-04-12 02:06:26 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: What the Hell did Jews ever do to piss off some Americans so much? I get that there are wounds that run deep in the Middle East, but here?


Lingering anti-Semitism brought over by Europeans long ago. It was rampant in Europe as far back as the Middle Ages.
 
2012-04-12 02:15:55 PM

Mercutio74: macadamnut: Hey Mel, 1987 called, they're wondering if you'll ever be involved in a half-way decent film again.

What do you mean again?


You see, 1987 doesn't know what the future holds and imagines Mel Gibson will become this highly respected superstar actor, maybe even direct, whereas we in the future (from 1987's perspective, get it?) know with the benefit of hindsight that . . . oh fark off.
 
2012-04-12 02:18:38 PM
Wouldn't it be funny to find out that Gibson's mother was Jewish.
 
2012-04-12 02:19:38 PM
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GIMME BACK MY SON OF GOD!
 
2012-04-12 02:26:33 PM
This is the easiest multiple choice ever. Nobody hates the joos like ol' Mel. It's kind of his thing.
 
2012-04-12 02:33:02 PM

vygramul: Amos Quito?


David Vincent?
 
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