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(Opposing Views)   Former fiance of Petrino's mistress gets first class ticket out of Fayetteville, but she will only ride coach   (opposingviews.com) divider line 34
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2012-04-12 08:24:49 AM
BOOOOOO!!!

/ok, maybe it should go for HOTW
 
2012-04-12 08:26:18 AM
i109.piczo.com
He knows that feel, bro. He knows that feel.

/Motorcycle accident? Ehh, close enough.
 
2012-04-12 08:28:53 AM
First laugh of the day. Niiiiiiiiice.
 
2012-04-12 08:40:57 AM
I thought it was a bad headline at first thinking that subby meant "she will ride biatch" (biker term for passenger)...but now I get it and yes - luls worthy.

Good jerb Subs
 
2012-04-12 08:43:02 AM
Don't quit your day job subby, you screwed up the joke and gave me a headache.
 
2012-04-12 08:55:00 AM
Great headline subby. Well played.
 
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2012-04-12 09:39:18 AM

fatalvenom: Don't quit your day job subby, you screwed up the joke and gave me a headache.


dude, that was an awesome headline.
 
2012-04-12 09:39:29 AM
Great headline.

On topic, why the hell was he fired? Did he get a kickback from Petrino too?
 
2012-04-12 09:40:42 AM

TheGreatGazoo: /ok, maybe it should go for HOTW


Maybe, if this joke wasn't already stale.

As for the dude, as I said in the original thread, this is the best possible thing that could have happened to him. Without the motorcycle accident, he never would have known what a slut his future wife was. This saves him a lot of problems down the road, and is a clean getaway before getting married and having kids.
 
2012-04-12 09:43:38 AM

182: fatalvenom: Don't quit your day job subby, you screwed up the joke and gave me a headache.

dude, that was an awesome headline.


The joke is obvious, the wording is all screwed up
 
2012-04-12 09:43:39 AM
Great great headline... It made me wet my pants.
 
2012-04-12 09:47:32 AM

Serious Black: Great headline.

On topic, why the hell was he fired? Did he get a kickback from Petrino too?


Doesn't say he was fired. Only that he's not working there anymore.
 
2012-04-12 09:54:39 AM

Serious Black: On topic, why the hell was he fired? Did he get a kickback from Petrino too?


Article speculates that there is some sort of payout from Petrino involved. Guy dodged a bullet with that hooker.
 
2012-04-12 09:57:29 AM
A whole lot of speculation in that "article". So I'll speculate too. Wouldn't you want to get the hell out of town if your fiancee did this? I think he said "fark this" and left.
 
2012-04-12 09:58:26 AM
I want to believe one of the unsubstantiated rumors that he found out and petrino was trying to get away lost control at low speed when the fiance caught up to him and beat the hell out of him which was why petrino was injured so bad but she didn't have a scratch.

I know its more likely it was because she had a helmet on and he didn't but I like the made up version better.
 
2012-04-12 10:05:38 AM

Rickenbacker: A whole lot of speculation in that "article". So I'll speculate too. Wouldn't you want to get the hell out of town if your fiancee did this? I think he said "fark this" and left.


Makes sense to me.

The only part that doesn't make sense is that the chick is still employed at the university. Especially if Petrino gave her the job.
 
2012-04-12 10:06:25 AM
Great great headline... It made me cum in my pants.
 
2012-04-12 10:23:45 AM
Kudos on the headline.

Still feel sorry for the poor bastard. He didn't do anything wrong other than fall for a conniving biatch.
 
2012-04-12 10:24:49 AM
I hear there's an NFL team nearby that needs a coach for part of a season.
 
2012-04-12 10:34:16 AM
So ESPN is reporting phone records have been released. 4300 texts over 7 months between Petrino and the woman. "May include pictures and video, though there was no way to verify the content". Sounds like Bobby had quite a spank bank on his phone.
 
2012-04-12 10:46:14 AM
If we want to speculate:
I doubt that he would have been fired, but he may have been forced to resign.
Did the fiance go to the press at all? It wouldn't be above speculation that if he didn't, Petrino may have slid some cash his way. If the university found out about it, they would have easy grounds to fire him.

Maybe when he found out he had "discussions" with either his whore ex-fiance and/or Petrino with heat of the moment threats or physical contact being thrown around. Once again, if the university found out, it would be easy grounds to fire.

But most likely, he just got the hell out of dodge and the University credited him with a lot of vacation and personal days.
 
2012-04-12 10:48:17 AM

ChrisDe: Serious Black: Great headline.

On topic, why the hell was he fired? Did he get a kickback from Petrino too?

Doesn't say he was fired. Only that he's not working there anymore.


He's the only guy in the whole story I feel bad for. That dude had to get up and go to work every morning knowing that the entire school knows his girlfriend was banging the football coach.

My guess is he quit because Petrino's actions created a hostile work environment for him, and his lawyer is going to go take care of that for him.
 
2012-04-12 10:54:24 AM
*groan* Nice headline, subs.
 
2012-04-12 11:03:35 AM
FTFA: At this very moment, it's unknown why precisely Morgan is out. It could be anything from his deciding to resign because of public pressure or embarrassment, to him getting fired for some reason we are not aware of.

That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2012-04-12 11:07:08 AM

Yanks_RSJ: TheGreatGazoo: /ok, maybe it should go for HOTW

Maybe, if this joke wasn't already stale.

As for the dude, as I said in the original thread, this is the best possible thing that could have happened to him. Without the motorcycle accident, he never would have known what a slut his future wife was. This saves him a lot of problems down the road, and is a clean getaway before getting married and having kids.


Oh, so much this!

/wishes ex wife had fallen off a motorcycle
//and been hit by a semi
 
2012-04-12 11:38:18 AM
Subby, your headline is a headliner
 
2012-04-12 12:11:54 PM
This could only get funnier if he finds the same position (occupationally) with a rival SEC school.
 
2012-04-12 12:38:02 PM

Yanks_RSJ: As for the dude, as I said in the original thread, this is the best possible thing that could have happened to him. Without the motorcycle accident, he never would have known what a slut his future wife was. This saves him a lot of problems down the road, and is a clean getaway before getting married and having kids.


Yup, could be the luckiest thing that ever happened to him.
 
2012-04-12 02:22:06 PM
Over Two-Month Period, Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200 Messages With Former "Miss Motorcycle Mania" Bikini Model (new window)

Melder, 26, graduated from Arkansas-Little Rock with a degree in political science and has worked with the Young Republicans as well as the state GOP; she also worked on Jim Keet's gubernatorial campaign in 2010. (On Twitter, her bio reads "Go Lakers, Go Hogs, and Go GOP.) But her political work is hardly the first thing that comes up when you search for her name: she did a spot of modeling, at least a few years back. One modeling profile she created four years ago contains a portfolio of bikini and lingerie images, and she seems to be a favorite of The Dirty. She also lists herself as winner of the 2008 Miss Bikini USA and Miss Motorcycle Mania competitions.

LOL
 
2012-04-12 02:38:07 PM

MisterLoki: Over Two-Month Period, Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200 Messages With Former "Miss Motorcycle Mania" Bikini Model (new window)

Melder, 26, graduated from Arkansas-Little Rock with a degree in political science and has worked with the Young Republicans as well as the state GOP; she also worked on Jim Keet's gubernatorial campaign in 2010. (On Twitter, her bio reads "Go Lakers, Go Hogs, and Go GOP.) But her political work is hardly the first thing that comes up when you search for her name: she did a spot of modeling, at least a few years back. One modeling profile she created four years ago contains a portfolio of bikini and lingerie images, and she seems to be a favorite of The Dirty. She also lists herself as winner of the 2008 Miss Bikini USA and Miss Motorcycle Mania competitions.

LOL


That's a whole lotta plastic....
 
2012-04-12 03:00:34 PM

Cybernetic: Rickenbacker: A whole lot of speculation in that "article". So I'll speculate too. Wouldn't you want to get the hell out of town if your fiancee did this? I think he said "fark this" and left.

Makes sense to me.

The only part that doesn't make sense is that the chick is still employed at the university. Especially if Petrino gave her the job.


The most logical reason I've read is that he was her superior. You fire her and she could easily have grounds to sue the school for sexual harassment, saying the coach took advantage of his role as leader while she was working under him.

And yea, the fiance worked in the sports dept. under the same Athletic Director and in the same building as the coach that sexed up the woman he planned to marry. I would leave too under those circumstances. Head out of town, go on a long trip to Vegas, and get a job somewhere else in the fall when things have died down a bit.
 
2012-04-12 06:48:07 PM

killershark: Cybernetic: Rickenbacker: A whole lot of speculation in that "article". So I'll speculate too. Wouldn't you want to get the hell out of town if your fiancee did this? I think he said "fark this" and left.

Makes sense to me.

The only part that doesn't make sense is that the chick is still employed at the university. Especially if Petrino gave her the job.

The most logical reason I've read is that he was her superior. You fire her and she could easily have grounds to sue the school for sexual harassment, saying the coach took advantage of his role as leader while she was working under him.

And yea, the fiance worked in the sports dept. under the same Athletic Director and in the same building as the coach that sexed up the woman he planned to marry. I would leave too under those circumstances. Head out of town, go on a long trip to Vegas, and get a job somewhere else in the fall when things have died down a bit.


I suspect it's not that "he was her superior" and more that she hasn't done anything wrong. She might not have been the best candidate for the job, but it was Petrino's decision to hire her and you can't fault her for that. If she is incapable, then they could send her packing, but given that the university is likely an arm of the state, she has a "liberty interest" in her job (or something like that, it's been a while since Administrative Law). It's going to be difficult to fire her without cause. Unlike Petrino, she never lied to the school, never did anything to defraud the school, and while knocking boots with the coach while you're engaged to another man may raise questions about your character, none of that is against the rules from the state's point of view.

Basically, she's a bit of an embarassment, and it'd be better for everyone if she just left, but the University may not have a good excuse to part ways with her at the moment.
 
2012-04-13 10:55:14 AM
Per CNN, she's been suspended/placed on paid leave:

Link (new window)

The 20 Grand "gift" will get her the boot, even if she's managed to pay it back already.
 
2012-04-13 04:33:50 PM
"Go Lakers, Go Hogs, and Go GOP.)

*groan*
 
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