Couldn't make it to 90, eh, Stubby?

Take one down, and pass it around.....88 bags of drugs on your schlong!

It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

You don't need to tie weed to your dick. The term "smoking pole" is just a figure of speech.

89, where did we go wrong, oh 89.

jso2897: Take one down, and pass it around.....88 bags of drugs on your schlong!

Damn you!

Am I the only one impressed with this kid's chutzpah?

MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

No kidding. If you're going to break the law, only do one illegal thing at a time.

If you have drugs on you, don't speed, don't run lights, don't drive erratically, and for fark's sake make sure your registration is current and lights are functioning.

AbbeySomeone: jso2897: Take one down, and pass it around.....88 bags of drugs on your schlong!

Damn you!

Am I the only one impressed with this kid's chutzpah?

You spelled penis wrong.

Says you!

probesport: 89, where did we go wrong, oh 89.

This one is going to be hard to get out of my head.

Don't judge my lifestyle choices!

Now you tell me Subby, NOW YOU TELL ME!

rudemix: Says you!

probesport: 89, where did we go wrong, oh 89.

This one is going to be hard to get out of my head.

I never thought it would happen. I feel quite the same.

That's nothing. I use my schlong to carry groceries into the house.

If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

BurnShrike: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

No kidding. If you're going to break the law, only do one illegal thing at a time.

If you have drugs on you, don't speed, don't run lights, don't drive erratically, and for fark's sake make sure your registration is current and lights are functioning.

I was actually referring to what you see on t.v., the cop busting the light with his nightstick as he walks by it because he knows it's a criminal but doesn't have a real legal reason to pull him over. Just wondering if that happens in real life...as in this story and others being pulled over for broken tail lights.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

I feel old. I been out there since I was 13. I ain't never farked up a count, never stole off a package, never did some sh*t that I wasn't told to do. I been straight up. But what come back? Hmm? You'd think if I get jammed up on some *poopoo* they'd be like, "A'ight, yeah. Bodie been there. Bodie hang tough. We got his pay lawyer. We got a bail." They want me to stand with them, right? But where the *making love* they at when they supposed to be standing by us? I mean, when *defecate* goes bad and there's hell to pay, where they at? This game is rigged, man. We like the little *rhymes w/witches* on a chessboard.


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MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

Yeah, kinda wondered about that myself.

/Must be an addict/drug dealer thang.

There was a young man from Missouri
Who farmed with a terrible fury
Until hauled into court
For his bestial sport
And condemned by a poorly etc, etc

browneye: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

Yeah, kinda wondered about that myself.

/Must be an addict/drug dealer thang.

Um, maybe they just say that when they want to pull someone over?

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

/BS he didn't pee on purpose

MileHigh: Digi-Distraction: That's nothing. I use my schlong to carry groceries into the house.

Is that all? I can carry a gallon of milk in each hand while also carrying 2 dozen donuts, without a box.

browneye: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

Yeah, kinda wondered about that myself.

/Must be an addict/drug dealer thang.

They aren't broken when the cop decides to pull them over.

89 bags on drugs hanging off your schlong, on the other hand...

/low standards

MadMonk: BurnShrike: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

No kidding. If you're going to break the law, only do one illegal thing at a time.

If you have drugs on you, don't speed, don't run lights, don't drive erratically, and for fark's sake make sure your registration is current and lights are functioning.

I was actually referring to what you see on t.v., the cop busting the light with his nightstick as he walks by it because he knows it's a criminal but doesn't have a real legal reason to pull him over. Just wondering if that happens in real life...as in this story and others being pulled over for broken tail lights.

From what I have seen around Flint I have been able to tell the drug users by their driving style. Pot heads tend to drive slow and kind of aimlessly. The meth heads stick out the most. They combine nascar with demolition derby. I have seen a meth head drive on the wrong side of the road on Dort Hwy(M54) just because she couldn't pass me legally. Funny thing is the drunks are the ones that cause the most accidents, often enough by themselves. Most of these people do not take good care of their cars, however the drug dealers do. Although there is plenty of folks around here that just have junky cars that help the drug users to blend in a little.

I wish Flint police would do more traffic stops. They would clean up so much trouble by catching them in this simple method. Drug users are terrible for driving without license and insurance, since remembering things is what they used to do. It may help the city budget if they impounded more illegal cars.

Aaaaaand "farked" becomes "farmed." awesome. Thanks, auto correct! :)

It ain't gonna suck itself.

.......I got 89 bags on my pecker, yessir!

browneye: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

Yeah, kinda wondered about that myself.

/Must be an addict/drug dealer thang.

AbbeySomeone: Um, maybe they just say that when they want to pull someone over?

Yeah....I know. I was being a tad facetious.

jso2897: Take one down, and pass it around.....88 bags of drugs on your schlong!

Came here to say this. Bastard.

CHARLIE SHEEN JOKE

PirateKing: CHARLIE SHEEN JOKE

SNARKY COME-BACK

/amidoingitright?

"I think he was nervous, he knew the jig was up."

Cue the "that's racist" kid!

lack of warmth: MadMonk: BurnShrike: MadMonk: It kills me how many criminals are found driving around with "broken" rear lights.

No kidding. If you're going to break the law, only do one illegal thing at a time.

If you have drugs on you, don't speed, don't run lights, don't drive erratically, and for fark's sake make sure your registration is current and lights are functioning.

I was actually referring to what you see on t.v., the cop busting the light with his nightstick as he walks by it because he knows it's a criminal but doesn't have a real legal reason to pull him over. Just wondering if that happens in real life...as in this story and others being pulled over for broken tail lights.

From what I have seen around Flint I have been able to tell the drug users by their driving style. Pot heads tend to drive slow and kind of aimlessly. The meth heads stick out the most. They combine nascar with demolition derby. I have seen a meth head drive on the wrong side of the road on Dort Hwy(M54) just because she couldn't pass me legally. Funny thing is the drunks are the ones that cause the most accidents, often enough by themselves. Most of these people do not take good care of their cars, however the drug dealers do. Although there is plenty of folks around here that just have junky cars that help the drug users to blend in a little.

I wish Flint police would do more traffic stops. They would clean up so much trouble by catching them in this simple method. Drug users are terrible for driving without license and insurance, since remembering things is what they used to do. It may help the city budget if they impounded more illegal cars.

Small rural community here. Once in a while, there is a huge bust on the nearby interstate. Usually, it's dumbasses hauling a large amount of drugs in a semi. Without fail, they are driving a POS that has so many violations, and they're going 90mph. And they wonder why they got caught? If I were going to haul hundreds of pounds of dope, I am going to check EVERY light on the tractor and trailer, and drive the damn speed limit.

"I don't think he did it intentionally," he said. "I think he was nervous, he knew the jig was up."

/facepalms

89 bags of drugs on your schlong,
89 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
88 bags of drugs on your schlong.

88 bags of drugs on your schlong...

TabASlotB: 89 bags of drugs on your schlong,
89 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
88 bags of drugs on your schlong.

88 bags of drugs on your schlong...

It's a good thing you're the first to make this joke.

So, was he hard or flaccid when they were tied on?

If hard, they'd probably slide off when he went soft, unless he took a blue pill

If soft, what happens when he got hard? did they use rubber bands or string,

How did he piss?

I want answers

BurnShrike: PirateKing: CHARLIE SHEEN JOKE

SNARKY COME-BACK

/amidoingitright?

CATCHPHRASE!

AverageAmericanGuy: Couldn't make it to 90, eh, Stubby?

Challenge accepted.
-mandingo

/yay my first greenlit!
//subbie
///but without PENIS at the end :(

I have to argue with you here subby, if I had 89 bags of weed and a schlong long enough to hold them I'd be pretty happy.

The real problem here was the man was obviously committing a DWB, Driving While Black, which is just something you can do in communities. Also look whats he's wearing, a hoodie, which as we all know from national coverage means he's in a gang and is holding a gun.

/Can we just legalize it, and stop farking over black people?

BurnShrike: TabASlotB: 89 bags of drugs on your schlong,
89 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
88 bags of drugs on your schlong.

88 bags of drugs on your schlong...

It's a good thing you're the first to make this joke.

88 bags of drugs on your schlong,
88 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
87 bags of drugs on your schlong.

87 bags of drugs on your schlong,
87 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
86 bags of drugs on your schlong.

86 bags of drugs on your schlong,
86 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
85 bags of drugs on your schlong.

85 bags of drugs on your schlong,
85 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
84 bags of drugs on your schlong.

84 bags of drugs on your schlong,
84 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
83 bags of drugs on your schlong.

83 bags of drugs on your schlong,
83 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
82 bags of drugs on your schlong.

82 bags of drugs on your schlong,
82 bags of drugs
Take one down, pass it around:
81 bags of drugs on your schlong...

Tying the bag around his dick is pretty funny, but the visual of him peeing all over the place when the cop tried to untie the bag is hilarious.

This would make a really great song for those long road trips.

(so glad it's been covererd so I don't need to post it from work)