urban.derelict: Cyberluddite: Cyberluddite: Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but not exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.

FTFM.

FTFY

/double-superlatives are wrong, always
//what are you drinking?

Very isn't always a superlative. The REAL error is in contradiciton. "One of the" and "very" are opposite in this context.

Very (adj) exact, precise

Shock and surprise! Another blonde 20-something who can't resist boinking teenagers.

It's like these women still see themselves as teenagers when they go back to high school to teach. Maybe the answer is to stop allowing 20-something ex-cheerleaders to have teaching certification, or at least not letting them teach anyone over the age of 11.

Who'd have thought that preppy Generation Y sorority girls would grow up to be just as morally questionable as they were in the late 90s when their generation/social group was best known for their affection for Girls Gone Wild videos and "look at my boobs" vlogs?

Who'd have thought that the generation that grew up watching Jersey Shore and posting about themselves on Facebook/MySpace would turn out to be irresponsible adults who think teenagers are still in their peer group?

I think 29 is the new self-perceived 17.

Also: Way to go, pretty blonde girl! You've shat away an entire college education! `Something so many other people wouldn't take for granted! Enjoy your future as a waitress at Waffle House!

tereklusec: Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?

So much this. Maybe we were different, but 18 months into marriage I was getting down with the missus 3-4 times a day, easy. I would have been biologically incapable of cheating. Then again, people get divorced in under a year...I guess it depends on the couple.

Well, they might have been married for just 18 months but maybe they'd been together for many years before the wedding and the sex had gotten boring and stale.

Or maybe she's completely off her rocker and blowing highschool kids just seemed like the next logical step for her career.

AbbeySomeone: IamKaiserSoze!!!: KillTheStupid: One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.

I heard they had to pump the teacher's stomach after she blew the entire football team.

No silly, that was Rod Stewart.

She blew him too?

Cyberluddite: Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but not exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.

FTFM.