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(Daily Mail)   29-year-old teacher hottie arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She's a newlywed (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 171
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2012-04-11 11:42:35 PM
Soon to be newly divorced I imagine.

Line up farkers, she'll be on the market soon!
 
2012-04-12 12:30:08 AM
Ambivalence: Line up farkers, she'll be on the market soon!

I wouldn't hit that.

/just look at those sharp knees
//and the crazy, i saw lots of crazy
 
2012-04-12 01:03:21 AM
Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.
 
2012-04-12 01:04:53 AM
Cyberluddite: Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but not exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.

FTFM.
 
2012-04-12 01:07:32 AM
Cyberluddite: Cyberluddite: Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but not exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.

FTFM.


FTFY

/double-superlatives are wrong, always
//what are you drinking?
 
2012-04-12 01:38:29 AM
urban.derelict: Cyberluddite: Cyberluddite: Fresno?!? She's not bad looking but not exactly a 10 in the normal world, but nevertheless, she's still gotta be one of the very hottest women in all of Fresno.

FTFM.

FTFY

/double-superlatives are wrong, always
//what are you drinking?


Very isn't always a superlative. The REAL error is in contradiciton. "One of the" and "very" are opposite in this context.

Very (adj) exact, precise
 
2012-04-12 01:51:58 AM
whatever, it was clearly wrong.

/that's why i suspected alcohol was involved
//don't hard-code html drunk; trust me
 
2012-04-12 06:24:46 AM
urban.derelict: whatever, it was clearly wrong.

I'm lost. What wrong are we discussing? Bad Grammar, or getting nailed by a minor? I need to know what I'm supposed to be outraged about.
 
2012-04-12 06:26:30 AM
FATTY-FAT MCFATTYPANTS!
 
2012-04-12 06:30:45 AM
weave: urban.derelict: whatever, it was clearly wrong.

I'm lost. What wrong are we discussing? Bad Grammar, or allegedly getting nailed by a minor? I need to know what I'm supposed to be outraged about.


Oral sex with a person under 18. It ruins there lives.
 
2012-04-12 06:34:09 AM
One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.
 
2012-04-12 06:34:48 AM
Did she give or receive the oral sex? Was it both?
 
2012-04-12 06:35:12 AM
Our horny teachers get pub in England now?
 
2012-04-12 06:38:57 AM
I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?
 
2012-04-12 06:39:45 AM
KillTheStupid: One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.


Came here to say that as well. We always hear about the initial charges, but rarely hear of the trial or eventual outcome of a hearing for these teachers. In a lot of these cases it's a "he said/she said" situation where there's no physical evidence; how can someone be convicted and their lives/careers ruined over that?

/still hot, would hit
 
2012-04-12 06:40:26 AM
Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?


LeFavre?
 
2012-04-12 06:41:57 AM
I wonder how many of these teacher-student sex cases turn out to be bullshiat. They can't all be right.
 
2012-04-12 06:44:39 AM
Maybe it is my own jaded experience, but I wouldn't call 18 months into a marriage "newlywed".

Also, article does not state if the student was male or female. Nowadays, you just never know...
 
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2012-04-12 06:44:49 AM
so she minored in sex and majored in oral?

did i read that right?
 
2012-04-12 06:46:42 AM
I would get all up in that, but only because I am doing research for a book that I am writing about hawt teachers who like to do the nasty with their students. The working title is: Addicted To Dick - Teachers Who Can't Say No To Sausage.
 
2012-04-12 06:47:35 AM
Pedophilia is the new lesbian movie/Grammy kiss.
 
2012-04-12 06:48:39 AM
Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?


So much this. Maybe we were different, but 18 months into marriage I was getting down with the missus 3-4 times a day, easy. I would have been biologically incapable of cheating. Then again, people get divorced in under a year...I guess it depends on the couple.
 
2012-04-12 06:48:59 AM
AbbeySomeone: Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?

LeFavre?


/Ah yes, thank you Abbey. One has to wonder what these women are thinking. Usually it's male pervs that go after the teen "student body". But for the past few years, I've seen a trend of female teachers going for the teen cack more than men after girls. It's either that it's been happening and they haven't been reporting it, or women teachers have gone insane all of a sudden..
 
2012-04-12 06:50:19 AM
indylaw: I wonder how many of these teacher-student sex cases turn out to be bullshiat. They can't all be right.

I'd say at least half. It is too easy to accuse someone of something and ruin their lives.
There was an article on TF a few weeks ago about some teenage boy that had fabricated a story of an affair with a teacher that turned out to be complete bullsh*t. The truth was revealed after she was arrested, fired, etc. Of course, this story was redlit.

*squinty eyes at mods
 
2012-04-12 06:51:18 AM
Based just on the story photos and what she did. She is a 6 who at times has deluded herself into thinking she is an 8. She fears she is a becoming a 3 so she jumped at a some underage cock pointed her way.
 
2012-04-12 06:51:29 AM
Hoover. Heheheh......
 
2012-04-12 06:53:04 AM
Of course the name of the school would be Hoover.
 
2012-04-12 06:53:54 AM
I don't get it.

I can see that teenage girls can be seen as hot, they have their secondary sexual characteristics fully developed and many look exactly like mature women. But teenage boys? Most times even teenage girls are reluctant to get involved with teenage boys. Since when did teenage boys not look awkward, spotty and under-developed? Or is being awkward, spotty and under-developed what turns these women on?
 
2012-04-12 06:54:04 AM
Raymo853: Based just on the story photos and what she did. She is a 6 who at times has deluded herself into thinking she is an 8. She fears she is a becoming a 3 so she jumped at a some underage cock pointed her way.

/Ah, so you're playing the "mid life crisis" card. Hmmm..i could buy that, but it seems as if (at least most of the time) these are younger teachers not quite into the crisis stage of their mental development.
 
2012-04-12 06:54:50 AM
Sounds like the guy is better off knowing now and getting out of the marriage than learning years down the track.
 
2012-04-12 06:55:32 AM
Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?


You're probably thinking of Debra Lafave. I know that I think about her quite a bit! She is HAWT!!! Here's a photo for your fapping pleasure:

news24now.com

Here's Lafave's story on Wikipedia (new window)
 
2012-04-12 06:56:31 AM
Nidiot: I don't get it.

I can see that teenage girls can be seen as hot, they have their secondary sexual characteristics fully developed and many look exactly like mature women. But teenage boys? Most times even teenage girls are reluctant to get involved with teenage boys. Since when did teenage boys not look awkward, spotty and under-developed? Or is being awkward, spotty and under-developed what turns these women on?


Chronic wood and enthusiasm?
 
2012-04-12 06:57:42 AM
Nidiot: I don't get it.

I can see that teenage girls can be seen as hot, they have their secondary sexual characteristics fully developed and many look exactly like mature women. But teenage boys? Most times even teenage girls are reluctant to get involved with teenage boys. Since when did teenage boys not look awkward, spotty and under-developed? Or is being awkward, spotty and under-developed what turns these women on?


/Perhaps it's more like "i feel good about myself because they find me desirable, and that gives me power over them, and a sense of self worth?" Just guessing, or they could just be horny.
 
2012-04-12 06:58:01 AM
plc5_250: Maybe it is my own jaded experience, but I wouldn't call 18 months into a marriage "newlywed".

Also, article does not state if the student was male or female. Nowadays, you just never know...


This. Since the article didn't say, I'm thinking it was a female.
 
2012-04-12 07:02:25 AM
Teachers have always messed around with students. They did it in high school when I went (many moons ago) and will continue to do it. We just never said anything about it, but it was there.

I'd do her from the neck up, can't really tell much about the way she is built. However, in high school, I probably would have hit it.

/Arrested for oral sex with student
//worked at Hoover high school
///~snicker~
 
2012-04-12 07:03:03 AM
KillTheStupid: One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.


I heard they had to pump the teacher's stomach after she blew the entire football team.
 
2012-04-12 07:04:11 AM
Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?

You're probably thinking of Debra Lafave. I know that I think about her quite a bit! She is HAWT!!! Here's a photo for your fapping pleasure:

[news24now.com image 350x450]

Here's Lafave's story on Wikipedia (new window)


Jesus H. Christ on a cracker...she's a good looking piece of tail. I'd hit that with the wife and kids trying to pull me off, kicking and screaming all the way
.
 
2012-04-12 07:06:07 AM
a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-04-12 07:06:10 AM
IamKaiserSoze!!!: KillTheStupid: One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.

I heard they had to pump the teacher's stomach after she blew the entire football team.


No silly, that was Rod Stewart.
 
2012-04-12 07:08:02 AM
More: Dumbass, Kerry Washington, Mount Fuji, Fresno counties, student teachers, Michelle Obama

Wat?
 
2012-04-12 07:11:09 AM
AbbeySomeone: IamKaiserSoze!!!: KillTheStupid: One of the students quoted in the article revealed some ground breaking information about high school life:

I can also say that Hoover is a high school with kids who like to start rumors and build bad reputations.'

This is shocking since most high school students never spread rumors and always speak highly of others.

I heard they had to pump the teacher's stomach after she blew the entire football team.

No silly, that was Rod Stewart.


She blew him too?
 
2012-04-12 07:12:41 AM
haha hubby sucks in the sack ahahaha
 
2012-04-12 07:19:21 AM
Can we stop with this meme now?
 
2012-04-12 07:20:52 AM
tereklusec: Bit'O'Gristle: I don't really understand why this is so prevalent. She just got married, I'm assuming that she's having lots of new marriage sex, why would she risk everything to blow some kid, and lose her marriage, freedom, and her job? I keep remembering back to the stone cold blonde hottie that was farking kids. She was married to a handsome young man, she was hotter than hell, and had her whole career ahead of her. But she chose to fark students. I can't remember her name, but you see her pic on Fark often.

/anyone?
//please?

So much this. Maybe we were different, but 18 months into marriage I was getting down with the missus 3-4 times a day, easy. I would have been biologically incapable of cheating. Then again, people get divorced in under a year...I guess it depends on the couple.


Well, they might have been married for just 18 months but maybe they'd been together for many years before the wedding and the sex had gotten boring and stale.

Or maybe she's completely off her rocker and blowing highschool kids just seemed like the next logical step for her career.
 
2012-04-12 07:21:30 AM
29-year-old social studies teacher

Her social study focused on the dynamics of cheating on your husband with an underage student. I'd volunteer for the study. She's not bad for a Fark "hottie"
 
2012-04-12 07:22:34 AM
Apropos of nothing, im in shibuya station now and apparently someone on the incoming Ginza line has died.
 
2012-04-12 07:24:31 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Apropos of nothing, im in shibuya station now and apparently someone on the incoming Ginza line has died.

Looks like a man in his late 60s.

They have him laid out on the platform now and the crews are bringing a stretcher.

Not moving at all.
 
2012-04-12 07:24:49 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Apropos of nothing, im in shibuya station now and apparently someone on the incoming Ginza Gojira line has died.

Condolences
 
2012-04-12 07:26:02 AM
AbbeySomeone: AverageAmericanGuy: Apropos of nothing, im in shibuya station now and apparently someone on the incoming Ginza Gojira line has died.

Condolences


You no mention Godzirra, you shut mouth!
 
2012-04-12 07:30:29 AM
I've been single for 3 years. Good thing I'm training to become a teacher so that soon I too can get a piece of that ample schoolyard tail.

/i keed
 
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