How can it be rebooted on the big screen, if it never booted the first time?

/what is the sound of one hand fapping?
//why do they call them 'buildings' when they're complete? we should call them 'builts!'

Next: Clarissa Actually Explains Something For Once.

So it's Sabrina for teenage boys boys boys?

FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Just wait for the dark and edgy Power Rangers movie due out in 2016.

Don't forget the upcoming Mister Rogers reboot, where he actually does start out as a Marine Sniper, only from the Afghanistan war instead of Vietnam.

That's the idea behind NCIS.

FirstNationalBastard: So, exactly when did Hollywood run out of new ideas and have to start remaking everything?

About 1933 or so. Then they cut it out for a while until the 80s, then it started escalating again.

For instance, there are like 12 Wizard of Oz movies.

That lazy eye really gives her a sultry look.

Suede head: That lazy eye really gives her a sultry look.

Wait, wha.. oh yeah she has eyes in those pics.

I'd still invite her to my witch trials if you know what I mean.

FirstNationalBastard: wildcardjack: FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Just wait for the dark and edgy Power Rangers movie due out in 2016.

Don't forget the upcoming Mister Rogers reboot, where he actually does start out as a Marine Sniper, only from the Afghanistan war instead of Vietnam.

That's the idea behind NCIS.

I thought that Leroy Jethro Gibbs was The Goddamned Batman.

Actually he was Superman in one or two of the new animated movies.

FirstNationalBastard: So, exactly when did Hollywood run out of new ideas and have to start remaking everything?

And how long until the Dark, Edgy, rastafied by 10% Manimal and Supertrain reboots? And hey, since Glee and Smash are successful, where's Cop Rock 2012?

That's if we're lucky. Hollywood knows they can just release every marginally popular film in 3D and make a killing off of it.

TXTitan2001: FirstNationalBastard: wildcardjack: FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Just wait for the dark and edgy Power Rangers movie due out in 2016.

Don't forget the upcoming Mister Rogers reboot, where he actually does start out as a Marine Sniper, only from the Afghanistan war instead of Vietnam.

That's the idea behind NCIS.

I thought that Leroy Jethro Gibbs was The Goddamned Batman.

Actually he was Superman in one or two of the new animated movies.

Yep, he did the voice of Superman in Crisis on Two Earths
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I could see something like this working, though it is a bit hard to avoid any Harry Potter tropes. Actually, pretty hard to.

(I liked the show when I was 12, but then again what 12 year old has taste.)

You could have her living a normal life with her parents, not knowing she is a witch, as her parents want to keep up normal appearances as they are in hiding from some bad warlock who the parents pissed off. Parents get murdered, she is shipped to live with her two sexy blonde aunts, who have a sassy cat (no cgi on the cat. Puppet all the way).

Then make the rest of the movie the cat wisecracking.

Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

"While the tone of the movie will be edgier, they are keeping her talking black cat Salem, who here is a transformed prince creating unique love stories for Sabrina."

Sabrina will be petting her pussy in a salacious manner? Rowr.

"We mentioned it in a meeting to Amy Pascal who chimed in "I'm the little witch girl,'" Murphy and Montford said. "From then on we knew it was the right home."

WAT?

Sabrina The Teenage Witch was already rebooted with Melissa Joan Hart.

/get off my lawn

I wouldn't mind seeing Nick Bakay get some work again.

Both her aunts gets stabbed through the head with pitchforks by the lynch mob consisting of teachers and students from school. She is betrayed by her boyfriend, who's the school jock. But just before she gets gang raped by her boyfriend's football team, he takes pity on her so he burns her alive so that she doesn't get raped.

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

/edgier(?)

Teknowaffle: I could see something like this working, though it is a bit hard to avoid any Harry Potter tropes. Actually, pretty hard to.

(I liked the show when I was 12, but then again what 12 year old has taste.)

You could have her living a normal life with her parents, not knowing she is a witch, as her parents want to keep up normal appearances as they are in hiding from some bad warlock who the parents pissed off. Parents get murdered, she is shipped to live with her two sexy blonde aunts, who have a sassy cat (no cgi on the cat. Puppet all the way).

Then make the rest of the movie the cat wisecracking.

If they can't get Nick Bakay to be the voice of Salem, don't even bother with it.

Suede head: That lazy eye really gives her a sultry look.

I was waiting for this. Every time someone mentions the lazy eye I think they must have looked really hard to find something to hate her for. Kinda like Megan Fox's "toe thumbs".

Who notices that stuff?

DjangoStonereaver: "Edgy" is Hollywood-speak for "we have no idea how to do something that is
truly original or creative".

More like, "We're going to shoot this with a minimum of lighting and call it dark and brooding"

Is she going to be bitten by a radioactive witch?

A couple for the nerds:

So they're remaking "The Craft"?

sprawl15: Is she going to be bitten by a radioactive witch?

Ok, that was pretty funny. I actually LOL'd.

Persnickety

Thanks for those man!

/Like many on FARK, had a crush on MJH since 1992 or so
//Had a crush on Courtney Thorne-Smith since 1989 or so
///Think I'll start a CTS thread someday

Aboleth: Both her aunts gets stabbed through the head with pitchforks by the lynch mob consisting of teachers and students from school. She is betrayed by her boyfriend, who's the school jock. But just before she gets gang raped by her boyfriend's football team, he takes pity on her so he burns her alive so that she doesn't get raped.

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

/edgier(?)

Maybe she uses her powers to trick the football team into raping her betraying boyfriend. Turn off the spell the next day when the video they made gang raping their team mate is found by a teacher. When you have powers why would you ever get burned at the stake?

DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

ZMugg: DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

If your childhood is raped by a gritty "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" reboot, you had a crappy childhood.

Someone give that cat a cigarette. Now we are cooking!

Crudbucket: ZMugg: DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

If your childhood is raped by a gritty "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" reboot, you had a crappy childhood.

Yup.

Well, that's a new one. Had no idea Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a reboot in the first place. So they are rebooting again eh? Ah well. It's hard to care anymore. Lets see them reboot Dinosaurs.

So bitten by a radioactive witch?

in addition to spidy having already done it ATHF already did it when Shake was bitten by a radioactive black man

bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Saw the pilot for the tv show (from 1996) the other night. She had a nice little bubble butt back then!!!

texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

And Full House.

/now has a sad that none of those are on Netflix.

texdent: Rent is too damn high: bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

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Uh, BRB.

Vash's Apprentice: texdent: Rent is too damn high: bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.
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Step by Step

Uh, BRB.

Dont come back right away. I hear it is better the second time around.

bdub77: texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

What if like, Karl Winslow is on his way home for Christmas when he gets a call from a nearby building. And there are like, terrorists there, and his car gets all shot up. And there are some foreigners like Balki who control the building and take everyone hostage. And the guy from Boy Meets World has grown up and is a cop and is in town to visit his wife, who works at the tower.

And he like kills all the Balki guys, and there are some major explosions.

Sounds pretty edgy to me.


I would sooo watch that....for the 5th time. Or a 6th. I forget, which one are we on now?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sooooo bad.

He's so funky!

I've always been sort of obsessed with this movie because it's so impossibly bad. Wikipedia says it grossed $27,000 in its theatrical run.

Raug the Dwarf: bdub77: texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

What if like, Karl Winslow is on his way home for Christmas when he gets a call from a nearby building. And there are like, terrorists there, and his car gets all shot up. And there are some foreigners like Balki who control the building and take everyone hostage. And the guy from Boy Meets World has grown up and is a cop and is in town to visit his wife, who works at the tower.

And he like kills all the Balki guys, and there are some major explosions.

Sounds pretty edgy to me.

I would sooo watch that....for the 5th time. Or a 6th. I forget, which one are we on now?

Depends on whether you count the two Chuck episodes, or just the one with him.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Cyno01: Well if nobody else is going to...
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"Ok Melissa, now lean forward and make it look like you're dropping a deuce."
/Stupid pose


Seen taking notes:

Aboleth:
Both her aunts gets stabbed through the head with pitchforks by the lynch mob consisting of teachers and students from school. She is betrayed by her boyfriend, who's the school jock. But just before she gets gang raped by her boyfriend's football team, he takes pity on her so he burns her alive so that she doesn't get raped.

That's just the plot of "Agora". You're as bad as Hollywood.

Even reverse cowgirls get the blues: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x378]
I am now 35 years old, married, and the mother of two sons

I can't wait for the t-shirt & vest combo to come back into style. I've got all these vests, just hanging forlornly in my closet. Dozens.

Crudbucket:

I can't wait for the t-shirt & vest combo to come back into style. I've got all these vests, just hanging forlornly in my closet. Dozens.

That's hot. Paula Poundstone hot!

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I heard Melissa Joan Hart turned into a raving conservative, which is incredibly sad. Nobody that hot should be so ugly on the inside. The Fox News hunnies always have that Stepford-Wife/alien-wearing-a-human-skin-suit look to them that unnerves me, but Hart never gave off that vibe.

What exactly do you think a conservative is? I feel your statement is full of hate.