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		Sabrina the Teenage Witch getting big-screen reboot with "edgier" origin story "in the vein of Spider-Man" (deadline.com)		76
		More: Silly, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Spider-Man, pictures, Archie Comics, Melissa Joan Hart, Real Steel, Amy Pascal, origin story

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ZMugg		2012-04-12 10:19:46 AM

DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

texdent		2012-04-12 10:22:38 AM

Libby returns and goes on an active witch hunt for Sabrina.

Crudbucket		2012-04-12 10:22:59 AM

ZMugg: DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

If your childhood is raped by a gritty "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" reboot, you had a crappy childhood.

Gunny Highway		2012-04-12 10:23:56 AM

Someone give that cat a cigarette. Now we are cooking!

ZMugg		2012-04-12 10:39:08 AM

Crudbucket: ZMugg: DrippinBalls: Can't wait - will this reboot require anal lube?

Only for the viewers childhood.

If your childhood is raped by a gritty "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" reboot, you had a crappy childhood.

Yup.

seniorgato		2012-04-12 10:40:32 AM

Well, that's a new one. Had no idea Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a reboot in the first place. So they are rebooting again eh? Ah well. It's hard to care anymore. Lets see them reboot Dinosaurs.

Oldiron_79		2012-04-12 10:43:19 AM

So bitten by a radioactive witch?

in addition to spidy having already done it ATHF already did it when Shake was bitten by a radioactive black man

Rent is too damn high		2012-04-12 11:00:20 AM

bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-04-12 11:00:29 AM

Saw the pilot for the tv show (from 1996) the other night. She had a nice little bubble butt back then!!!

texdent		2012-04-12 11:05:18 AM

Rent is too damn high: bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

Rent is too damn high		2012-04-12 11:12:01 AM

texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

And Full House.

/now has a sad that none of those are on Netflix.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-04-12 11:16:49 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay		2012-04-12 11:35:39 AM

I heard Melissa Joan Hart turned into a raving conservative, which is incredibly sad. Nobody that hot should be so ugly on the inside. The Fox News hunnies always have that Stepford-Wife/alien-wearing-a-human-skin-suit look to them that unnerves me, but Hart never gave off that vibe.

Vash's Apprentice		2012-04-12 11:54:52 AM

texdent: Rent is too damn high: bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.
media.screened.com

Step by Step

Uh, BRB.

Gunny Highway		2012-04-12 12:07:11 PM

Vash's Apprentice: texdent: Rent is too damn high: bring back TGIF!

/and the WB
//I bet it's all Fartbongo's fault that TGIF is gone

Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.
[media.screened.com image 300x459]
Step by Step

Uh, BRB.

Dont come back right away. I hear it is better the second time around.

bdub77		2012-04-12 01:16:56 PM

texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

What if like, Karl Winslow is on his way home for Christmas when he gets a call from a nearby building. And there are like, terrorists there, and his car gets all shot up. And there are some foreigners like Balki who control the building and take everyone hostage. And the guy from Boy Meets World has grown up and is a cop and is in town to visit his wife, who works at the tower.

And he like kills all the Balki guys, and there are some major explosions.

Sounds pretty edgy to me.

Raug the Dwarf		2012-04-12 03:36:31 PM

bdub77: texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

What if like, Karl Winslow is on his way home for Christmas when he gets a call from a nearby building. And there are like, terrorists there, and his car gets all shot up. And there are some foreigners like Balki who control the building and take everyone hostage. And the guy from Boy Meets World has grown up and is a cop and is in town to visit his wife, who works at the tower.

And he like kills all the Balki guys, and there are some major explosions.

Sounds pretty edgy to me.

I would sooo watch that....for the 5th time. Or a 6th. I forget, which one are we on now?

The Why Not Guy		2012-04-12 05:23:42 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sooooo bad.

He's so funky!

I've always been sort of obsessed with this movie because it's so impossibly bad. Wikipedia says it grossed $27,000 in its theatrical run.

HopScotchNSoda		2012-04-12 05:25:12 PM

Raug the Dwarf: bdub77: texdent: Yes and have them make Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Boy Meets World and whatever else used to air edgier.

What if like, Karl Winslow is on his way home for Christmas when he gets a call from a nearby building. And there are like, terrorists there, and his car gets all shot up. And there are some foreigners like Balki who control the building and take everyone hostage. And the guy from Boy Meets World has grown up and is a cop and is in town to visit his wife, who works at the tower.

And he like kills all the Balki guys, and there are some major explosions.

Sounds pretty edgy to me.

I would sooo watch that....for the 5th time. Or a 6th. I forget, which one are we on now?

Depends on whether you count the two Chuck episodes, or just the one with him.
www.nbc.com

HopScotchNSoda		2012-04-12 05:27:30 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Cyno01: Well if nobody else is going to...
[i44.tinypic.com image 640x853]

"Ok Melissa, now lean forward and make it look like you're dropping a deuce."
/Stupid pose

Seen taking notes:
sharetv.org

No Such Agency		2012-04-12 06:59:20 PM

Aboleth:
Both her aunts gets stabbed through the head with pitchforks by the lynch mob consisting of teachers and students from school. She is betrayed by her boyfriend, who's the school jock. But just before she gets gang raped by her boyfriend's football team, he takes pity on her so he burns her alive so that she doesn't get raped.

That's just the plot of "Agora". You're as bad as Hollywood.

dg41		2012-04-12 08:29:18 PM

Gunny Highway:
Dont come back right away. I hear it is better the second time around.

i0.kym-cdn.com

Even reverse cowgirls get the blues		2012-04-13 01:16:36 AM

I am now 35 years old, married, and the mother of two sons

Crudbucket		2012-04-13 02:18:27 AM

Even reverse cowgirls get the blues: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x378]
I am now 35 years old, married, and the mother of two sons

I can't wait for the t-shirt & vest combo to come back into style. I've got all these vests, just hanging forlornly in my closet. Dozens.

Grandemadaca		2012-04-13 09:33:35 AM

Crudbucket:

I can't wait for the t-shirt & vest combo to come back into style. I've got all these vests, just hanging forlornly in my closet. Dozens.

That's hot. Paula Poundstone hot!

farm6.static.flickr.com

praymantis		2012-04-13 01:16:43 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I heard Melissa Joan Hart turned into a raving conservative, which is incredibly sad. Nobody that hot should be so ugly on the inside. The Fox News hunnies always have that Stepford-Wife/alien-wearing-a-human-skin-suit look to them that unnerves me, but Hart never gave off that vibe.

What exactly do you think a conservative is? I feel your statement is full of hate.

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