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2012-04-11 10:02:25 PM
8 votes:
It pisses me off to no end that frikkin Fartbama had the nerve to veto every damned one of those dozens of jobs bills Congress cranked out

/oh, wait...
2012-04-11 09:59:47 PM
7 votes:
Not too bright are you subby?


my.barackobama.com
2012-04-12 02:09:53 AM
6 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.

Government does not create jobs

President does not control gas prices

/next idiotic argument


While we're at it, businesses do not create jobs either. Customers create jobs. Businesses are just the middlemen that connect the people who do things with the people who have something that needs done.

The belief that the rich are job creators is a delusion I call "job creationism".
2012-04-11 09:58:32 PM
5 votes:
Obama has created more jobs than Bush's entire two terms.
2012-04-12 08:00:37 AM
3 votes:
Here's my second term wishlist:

1. Reclassify marijuana such that it is regulated the same as alcohol
2. Cut the military budget by 10% per year for four years
3. Put military procurement and deployment decisions back in the hands of the pentagon i.e. outside of congressional control
4. Continue military withdrawal from europe, the middle east, and asia.
5. Offer universal, government backed, single payer health coverage to all citizens.
6. Remove the cap from payroll taxes
7. Capital gains and carried interest taxed as income
2012-04-12 01:50:25 AM
3 votes:
Yea, blame all your problems on the President when the Republicans have filibustered practically everything he and the other legislative democrats have come up with to try and fix things.

Do you blame the roadblock, or the cars in your way? Republicans blame the cars
2012-04-12 01:03:51 AM
3 votes:
Where are the jobs? Stalled out on the obstructionist senate floor.

If you'd been paying attention you'd know that.
2012-04-12 12:16:05 AM
3 votes:
Not this shiat again


Folks, I hate to break it to ya, but the President isnt some omnipotent being who can control the universe at his will. He is one man in a vast, vast machine that is made up of millions of parts.

The President has very little to no power over the jobs market. Stop blaming him for shiat he aint responsible for.
2012-04-11 10:40:53 PM
3 votes:
IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.


Government does not create jobs

President does not control gas prices

/next idiotic argument
2012-04-12 10:24:40 AM
2 votes:
ManRay: Maybe you would like to tell me what things the Government has done that has sped up the recovery? Would you like to defend more regulation and taking more money out of the private economy in order to kick things in gear?

Here's a funny thing, the government takes money out of the private economy but that money doesn't disappear. It goes to wages for government employees and the military who spend it, it pays for upkeep on infrastructure which is a source of jobs, it goes to doctors who provide medical care to the poor and indigent, it goes to scientists who spend it researching the technologies of the future.

Government spending drives a significant amount of economic activity. Now you may think that too much economic activity is driven by government spending and that's a defensible position, I certainly don't agree with all the ways the government spends tax dollars, but don't pretend that the funds removed from the economy via taxation aren't plowed back into the same economy via spending.

Also, only a relatively small fraction of US debt is held by foreign investors so most of the service on US debt goes back into US accounts.
2012-04-12 07:43:23 AM
2 votes:
GoldSpider: I noticed that Obama continuing the Bush tax cuts isn't anywhere on your handy little graph there. Or did that never happen?

It happened all right. It happened because the GOP infamously held negotiations over other things hostage to keeping those tax cuts in place.

Thanks for reminding everybody.

Or were you asleep for all of that and are just finding this out now?

Either way come up lulz from my POV. ^_^
2012-04-12 04:18:55 AM
2 votes:
nevirus: IronTom: the tax code is too big.

Now imagine trying to shorten it, but you had to make sure that you stayed revenue neutral. For every loophole you closed, for every efficiency gained, you MUST cut taxes by the exact same amount somewhere else. Cut too much and the US is in even worse shape deficit-wise. If you cut too little, if you actually end up raising tax revenues by accident, Norquist gets to have his way with you. He would RINO you day and night. Which would probably end up with you getting primary'd. Your political career would essentially be over after being RINO'd by the big fella.

What do you do?


As far as I can tell the Republican plan is
1. Elect a Republican
2. Cut taxes too much
3. Change the message at Fox News back to "deficits don't matter"
(4. Profit)???
2012-04-12 01:54:25 AM
2 votes:
IronTom: MaudlinMutantMollusk: IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.

Government does not create jobs

President does not control gas prices

/next idiotic argument

There are too many government workers, the tax code is too big.


Then you must love Obama.

thinkprogress.org

/the blip is the census, mandated by the CONSTITUTION
2012-04-12 01:07:18 AM
2 votes:
IronTom: MaudlinMutantMollusk: IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.

Government does not create jobs

President does not control gas prices

/next idiotic argument

There are too many government workers, the tax code is too big.


So laying off workers would lead to more jobs?

Do you ever think about what you type?
2012-04-12 01:01:34 AM
2 votes:
Let's ask the Republican Congress that very same question.

All we've been getting is anti-abortion bills. Jobs bills...very very few and far between. Other than pushing for the goddamn Canadian pipeline, there really aren't any.

Obama's jobs creation performance is great compared to those jackasses.
2012-04-12 12:17:23 AM
2 votes:
President Obama's second-term agenda is the missing piece in his re-election plan. We could start with.. Where are the Farking Jobs?

China. Next question.
2012-04-11 11:01:26 PM
2 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: IronTom: There are too many government workers, the tax code is too big.

OK, I gotta agree with you on the tax code thing... that's just ridiculous

/even as a pdf file


Sure. Let's start cutting all those deductions for millionaires. Maybe toss a bunch of those subsidies that are wasting money and complicating the code. Even a graduated flat tax, really get things simple while keeping a sane system.

Oh right, that's all socialism.
2012-04-11 10:49:25 PM
2 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.

Government does not create jobs

President does not control gas prices

/next idiotic argument


On the other hand, look at all those jobs in the Troll/Manufactured Outrage/False Equivalency industry.
2012-04-11 10:27:41 PM
2 votes:
He should start with... Legalize It!
2012-04-11 10:16:22 PM
2 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: It pisses me off to no end that frikkin Fartbama had the nerve to veto every damned one of those dozens of jobs bills Congress cranked out

/oh, wait...


2012-04-11 10:02:56 PM
2 votes:
Hobodeluxe: Obama has created more jobs than Bush's entire two terms.

The republicans haven't let a little thing like facts get in their way yet, why start?
2012-04-12 10:49:29 AM
1 votes:
sinisterben: McPoonDanlcrat:
Strange, it is just a bunch of grey boxes on my end.


I just favorite them and put them in Grey1. Easy to not read but readable if I am feeling curious.
2012-04-12 09:32:34 AM
1 votes:
EWreckedSean: Actually Bushed worked quite a bit with Democrats on everything but tax cuts. Most of his big initiatives, Iraq War, Patriot Act, no Child Left Behind had broad Democratic support. Medicare D, while not widely supported by Democrats, only passed because of Democrat support.

So vote Republican, amirite?

Actually, Obama tried to work quite a bit with Republicans on everything, including healthcare reform. The Republicans refused to work with him because he was Obama.
2012-04-12 09:10:48 AM
1 votes:
EWreckedSean: Remember his "I won" and elections have consequences comments?

I do. Do you remember that he was quoting George W Bush at the time as a reminder to Republicans that what's good for the goose is good for the gander?
2012-04-12 08:53:49 AM
1 votes:
The Numbers: Obama being the 'Hope and Change' President, I'm sure we can expect his second term agenda to include:

Ending Bush tax cuts -- Tried, Blocked by Republicans
Ending Patriot Act -- Don't recall him saying this. Both sides generally love this POS.
Closing Gitmo -- Tried, Blocked by Republicans who shiat their pants because terrorists would focus on America... like they couldn't before
Prosecution of those involved in torture Don't recall him saying this, possible, but it they would have gone it would be after useless mid level yes men anyway.
Decent health care reform -- Tried, Blocked by Republicans due to socialist death panels, socialist taxes and extra socialism.

Perhaps he might even get round to implementing his 'sunlight before signing' promise. Somehow I doubt it though.


Obama is not perfect by any means. But many of his failures have been due to have needing to COMPRIMISE (a sign of weakness to Republicans) with a group of unmovable jackholes. These jackholes have as an agenda 'If'n he's a for it, I'm against it'. Even as a minority in the Senate before midterms, he had to face them fillibustering damn near everything that he supported. After midterms he now faces a Republican controlled House, so this make things even worse for him trying to get his agenda through. This will continue into his next term.
2012-04-12 08:39:25 AM
1 votes:
DozeNutz: you mean the wars still going on?

Yes. Bush's wars, DN, not Obama's.

How about the other wars he started?

Libya was an example of how to do regime change right and on the cheap without a single American boot on the ground. It's scope and costs are negligible in comparison to Iraq and Afghanistan.

How about no budget for the last 3 years?

Yeah, how about 3 years of historic obstructionism by the GOP instead of rational governing using compromise?

Why do you keep reminding people about how much the GOP sucks?
2012-04-12 08:21:48 AM
1 votes:
GoldSpider: quatchi: It happened all right. It happened because the GOP infamously held negotiations over other things hostage to keeping those tax cuts in place.

Of course that would be your answer. It's not your guy's fault even when it's his signature on the bill.

Four legs good! Two legs bad!


*claps hands in delight*

Sweet.

Now do the one where overturning key provision in Glass-Steagal wasn't really a Republican idear because Clinton signed it.

Always a hoot.
2012-04-12 08:15:08 AM
1 votes:
DozeNutz: hmm. All the Fark Obama lovers all over his cock again.

We all know the books are cooked in job numbers. if you were actually looking at U-5 or U-6 numbers, its ~12% and ~14% respectively. Count that with inflation, and people are earning less than they did last year. Seems spending money like crazy can have temporary benefits, but overall its bad for the economy.


As bad as two wars off the books and tax cuts?
2012-04-12 08:12:23 AM
1 votes:
Monkeyhouse Zendo: Here's my second term wishlist:

1. Reclassify marijuana such that it is regulated the same as alcohol
2. Cut the military budget by 10% per year for four years
3. Put military procurement and deployment decisions back in the hands of the pentagon i.e. outside of congressional control
4. Continue military withdrawal from europe, the middle east, and asia.
5. Offer universal, government backed, single payer health coverage to all citizens.
6. Remove the cap from payroll taxes
7. Capital gains and carried interest taxed as income


5. a puppy
6. rainbows and unicorns

Actually I agree w/ everything you said. But he will still have to deal w/ congress.
2012-04-12 07:54:32 AM
1 votes:
Lernaeus: The correct behavior for a President regarding job creation should be dismantling government barriers to employment and business development.

I really wish someone would confront this "job creating" President with a list of the numerous ways the government keeps people from working and hampers small businesses, and doesn't sit down until he says specifically what he intends to do about it.


Why not you? You got a list, bucko? Or just lame-ass complaints.
2012-04-12 07:36:56 AM
1 votes:
Hobodeluxe: Obama has created more jobs than Bush's entire two terms.

IronTom: 8%+ unemployment, is too high.

$4.00+ gas is too high.


You do know that the only solution to both of those is the collapse of the economies of China and India, and the total dissolution of OPEC, right?

Neither of these things are going to happen.

I remember when working remotely became a realistic thing - we thought it would make it possible for people to stay in the office and work 'on site' and skip the air travel. We didn't realize it would mean that the companies would fire their 80k$ engineers and hire 4k$ engineers from China and India.

And without those entry-level jobs for the fresh-faced college graduates , you don't get technically-skilled managers, so those jobs are lost as bosses go through attrition or layoffs, and are replaced by 20k$ managers in china and India. Then the whole level of work over there needs to be organized, and you need a 40k$ AVP-level manager whose only job is to be the telephonic boot that fits over the foot of the $250,000 + bonus executive over here in the US who just liquidated his whole department or division and saved 980 FTE salaries.

/my industry : Let me show you how it sucks

/ Millions of Jobs exported to countries who give 4+ more years of math and science to their kids starting in 8th grade, when they get to pick a 'track' (arts, writing, science or engineering) The children of the wealthiest ALL get massive tutoring the last two years of high school because all 1 billion of them are trying to fit into the 20,000 slots in the annual ITT cohort.
2012-04-12 07:34:34 AM
1 votes:
jso2897: Thirty 232 years of rich white boy incompetence - and that lazy black bastard has had three whole years to clean it up! What's keeping him? Those darkies are just so lazy.
2012-04-12 05:51:40 AM
1 votes:
Thirty years of rich white boy incompetence - and that lazy black bastard has had three whole years to clean it up! What's keeping him? Those darkies are just so lazy.
2012-04-12 04:57:35 AM
1 votes:
randomjsa:

As opposed to what has happened under Obama?

1. Elect democrat
2. Run up more deficit in 3 1/2 years than the Republican ran up in 8
3. Change message to 'deficits don't matter no matter how much we cried about them before'
4. Profit


A good chunk of the defecit you're pinning on Obama is the costs of the war(s) on terror, which Bush just magically left out of his totals.

Also, when exactly did the economy/housing markets crash and when did the unemployment crisis begin? It was before Obama was elected, let alone sworn in. Face it, your team burned down the house and now spend all your time biatching that the other team isnt clearing the ashes fast enough.
2012-04-12 03:22:55 AM
1 votes:
Notabunny: On April 4th, Romney accused Obama of running a 'hide-and-seek' campaign.

On April 2nd, Romney outlined one part of his own 'hide-and-seek' campaign (new window)

fta "So I think it's important for me to point out that I anticipate that there will be departments and agencies that will either be eliminated or combined with other agencies. So for instance, I anticipate that housing vouchers will be turned over to the states rather than be administered at the federal level, and so at this point I think of the programs to be eliminated or to be returned to the states, and we'll see what consolidation opportunities exist as a result of those program eliminations. So will there be some that get eliminated or combined? The answer is yes, but I'm not going to give you a list right now."

So, Romney could tell you what he plans to do after the election, but he chooses not to. Buy your Romney lottery ticket first, and find out how much it's cost you later.


images.wikia.com

Truthfully, I do not have a plan that is compatible with GOP principles. However, it would be imprudent to admit that, as my research into human voting patterns has shown a desire to only vote for a candidate that presents a well-formulated plan, or at least one that appears so. Although this may seem deceptive, it does not violate my programming or my Starfleet training to simply omit these facts from my campaign.
2012-04-12 03:05:35 AM
1 votes:
Mithiwithi: The belief that the rich are job creators is a delusion I call "job creationism".

Expect a bill in the mail for a new keyboard.

/Also, stealing that.
2012-04-12 02:23:37 AM
1 votes:
I don't know where all YOUR jobs are.

I have three interviews next week and I've only been looking since March 23d.

Maybe the problem is, I don't know, YOU???
2012-04-12 02:20:26 AM
1 votes:
Hobodeluxe: Obama has created more jobs than Bush's entire two terms.

Done in one
2012-04-12 02:02:09 AM
1 votes:
Funny how the right wingers constantly bust Obama's balls, but are always sort of vague when asked how Mittens and the GOP would do things better.
2012-04-12 01:53:00 AM
1 votes:
He was waiting until the Republican candidate was more obvious. Because if it had been Santorum, his re-election plan was just going to be "I'm not a nutjob."
2012-04-12 01:51:48 AM
1 votes:
It is funny how the right is scream about where are the jobs when they were the ones that supported the idea of firing adults and replacing them with children because they could pay the children a fraction of what they paid the adults.
2012-04-12 01:50:54 AM
1 votes:
Since you seem to have experience pulling a ton of things out of it, have you checked your ass Subby?
2012-04-12 01:48:12 AM
1 votes:
What about those farks who are working two, three jobs? They need to stop hoarding jobs and give them to us. Time to ban people from having more than one job. For freedom.
2012-04-12 01:09:58 AM
1 votes:
Lando Lincoln: Meanwhile, in the GOP hive mind control center:

"Well, shiat...the gas prices are going down. NOW what are we going to complain about?"

"Uh, well...the latest jobs figures didn't meet expectations. How about we go with that one again?"

"Jesus. We really do need to figure out some more complaints or we're going to get our asses creamed in November."


I thought the threat of ass creaming ended when Santorum pulled out.
2012-04-12 01:08:00 AM
1 votes:
So laying off workers would lead to more jobs?

Do you ever think about what you type?
2012-04-12 01:05:01 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, in the GOP hive mind control center:

"Well, shiat...the gas prices are going down. NOW what are we going to complain about?"

"Uh, well...the latest jobs figures didn't meet expectations. How about we go with that one again?"

"Jesus. We really do need to figure out some more complaints or we're going to get our asses creamed in November."
2012-04-12 12:16:57 AM
1 votes:
Dinki: Not too bright are you subby?


[my.barackobama.com image 480x352]


This. Also:

www.agweb.com
2012-04-11 11:37:48 PM
1 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Sure. Let's start cutting all those deductions for millionaires. Maybe toss a bunch of those subsidies that are wasting money and complicating the code. Even a graduated flat tax, really get things simple while keeping a sane system.

Oh right, that's all socialism.

Well, then, call me a frikkin socialist and hand me the goddamned scissors

/I'm a Marxist
//Groucho


Go big or go home. Cut at least 10% of the military budget while you're at it to chop another $100+ billion. That way you could be a Groucho Marxist that's weak on defense. You know...Capt. Spaulding.

/All hail Freedonia!
2012-04-11 11:20:07 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: Sure. Let's start cutting all those deductions for millionaires. Maybe toss a bunch of those subsidies that are wasting money and complicating the code. Even a graduated flat tax, really get things simple while keeping a sane system.

Oh right, that's all socialism.


Well, then, call me a frikkin socialist and hand me the goddamned scissors

/I'm a Marxist
//Groucho
 
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