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2012-04-11 09:26:04 PM
The Naked Gun (new window) did it first.
 
2012-04-11 09:26:43 PM
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My father went the same way.
 
2012-04-11 09:29:00 PM
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Shake harder boy!
 
2012-04-11 11:11:23 PM

Bathia_Mapes: The Naked Gun Roger Rabbit(new window) did it first.


//goes back a lot farther than that actually
 
2012-04-11 11:46:28 PM
Nelson man?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-12 01:02:26 AM
If yer life imitates this,

you are unsuccessful, sir.

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:03:58 AM
I suspect Photoshop.

www.photoshopessentials.com
 
2012-04-12 01:04:19 AM
It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
 
2012-04-12 01:04:39 AM
I was hoping it'd be a story about a Scotsman eating a baby. :/
 
2012-04-12 01:05:44 AM
Smashing, baby
 
2012-04-12 01:06:47 AM
Came for the Fish Called Wanda reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-12 01:07:40 AM
Swift whiff?

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:08:33 AM
I was thinking Get in ma belly!
 
2012-04-12 01:08:35 AM
georgesjournal.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-12 01:14:13 AM
I was hoping for fembots.
 
2012-04-12 01:15:17 AM

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: I was thinking Get in ma belly!


Can do!

Belly-engaged.

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:16:43 AM
Seen running for his life;

tnation.t-nation.com

/he did it first
//naked gun came out a few months later
///slashies
 
2012-04-12 01:16:59 AM
That would have to be a strange funeral to attend.

Because clearly there would be nothing funny at all about a man tragically dying by a runway steamroller.

I am curious about the physics of it, , was like half if his torso smashed so they they could do open casket, maybe at least half opened. Or did he come out closer to one of those small roadkill on the highway pancaked out.

/This is wrong, I know.
 
2012-04-12 01:18:55 AM
"His body was trapped under the roller for over an hour because it was difficult for a recovery team to remove the heavy vehicle, a police spokeswoman says"

As a software engineer this is where I'd recommend a turnkey solution.

/Not turkey solution
//Gobble gobble.
///I'm a turkey! Eat me!
 
2012-04-12 01:21:50 AM

fusillade762: It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!


filmtrickery.com

Don't call me "stupid."
 
2012-04-12 01:23:21 AM

Ausfall: Seen running for his life;

[tnation.t-nation.com image 478x354]

/he did it first
//naked gun came out a few months later
///slashies


Wow,

Nice unsettling shot, you asses.

So fragile, eh?

You reveal weakness; i guess i won't pick on you anymore, weakling...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:23:32 AM
R-r-r-revenge!
 
2012-04-12 01:23:47 AM

Enemabag Jones: That would have to be a strange funeral to attend.

Because clearly there would be nothing funny at all about a man tragically dying by a runway steamroller.

I am curious about the physics of it, , was like half if his torso smashed so they they could do open casket, maybe at least half opened. Or did he come out closer to one of those small roadkill on the highway pancaked out.

/This is wrong, I know.


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They wanted an open casket, but he was feeling a little flat.
 
2012-04-12 01:24:29 AM
The way I read the article it sounds like the machine rolled over, as in got upside-down off an embankment. He was probably the operator and failed to fasten his belt. Those things actually have cages on them that should prevent one from getting trapped underneath.

/operated them
 
2012-04-12 01:25:00 AM

LordOfThePings: fusillade762: It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

[filmtrickery.com image 471x319]

Don't call me "stupid."


Came for this. Thank you.
 
2012-04-12 01:27:36 AM
To be flat an earth

is to be

religioned an earth, yo.

.i..

fight hard, religio.

mind wins.

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:28:52 AM
http://www.fiveorama.com/2009/11/movies-where-someone-gets-run-over-b y .html

Huh. Wanda, Roger Rabbit and Naked Gun all came out the same year.

Looks like Maximum Overdrive wins anyway.
 
2012-04-12 01:32:20 AM

LordOfThePings: http://www.fiveorama.com/2009/11/movies-where-someone-gets-run-over-b y .html

Huh. Wanda, Roger Rabbit and Naked Gun all came out the same year.

Looks like Maximum Overdrive wins anyway.


Turn it to eleven...

;)
 
2012-04-12 01:32:41 AM
Paving industry has terrible accidents, getting ran over by a steam roller, being buried in hot asphalt, vehicle rollovers on improper slopes and then there is the normal conditions like stupidly long hours, seasonal employment of 16 hour days for 28 days straight, heat stroke, fumes, bad drivers and others.
 
2012-04-12 01:35:18 AM

TwowheelinTim: The way I read the article it sounds like the machine rolled over, as in got upside-down off an embankment. He was probably the operator and failed to fasten his belt. Those things actually have cages on them that should prevent one from getting trapped underneath.

/operated them


A friend of mine was in a cat 980 rollover at the beginning of the month, don't know all the details but the cab barely protected him.
 
2012-04-12 01:37:08 AM

markie_farkie: Nelson man?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 358x350]


Thank you!
 
2012-04-12 01:38:34 AM
Would have been better if it was from sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.
 
2012-04-12 01:46:25 AM

LordOfThePings: http://www.fiveorama.com/2009/11/movies-where-someone-gets-run-over-b y .html

Huh. Wanda, Roger Rabbit and Naked Gun all came out the same year.

Looks like Maximum Overdrive wins anyway.


The movie COCAINE and Stephen King made.
 
2012-04-12 01:49:06 AM

I was thinking either

"That's a man, baby, yeah!"

or
I'm telling you, it isn't mine! That sort of thing just isn't my bag, baby!
 
2012-04-12 01:49:16 AM
James Taylor approves
 
2012-04-12 01:54:13 AM
I was hoping for an unfortunate smelting accident whereby a Scotsman guilds his balls

/gooooooooooooold
 
2012-04-12 01:54:59 AM
At least there was a flattering photo of the roller.
 
2012-04-12 01:57:27 AM
Dio Brando seen in the area...

/wryyyyyyy.....
 
2012-04-12 02:16:50 AM

UsikFark: LordOfThePings: Looks like Maximum Overdrive wins anyway.

The movie COCAINE and Stephen King made.


That good, huh?

I think part of your post was steamrolled.
 
2012-04-12 02:25:36 AM
No UHF reference yet?
 
2012-04-12 02:33:27 AM

WillyChase: I was hoping for an unfortunate smelting accident whereby a Scotsman guilds his balls

/gooooooooooooold


Goldmember was Dutch, I think.
 
2012-04-12 02:35:28 AM

LordOfThePings: UsikFark: LordOfThePings: Looks like Maximum Overdrive wins anyway.

The movie COCAINE and Stephen King made.

That good, huh?

I think part of your post was steamrolled.


King used to be a heavy user, especially during the early/mid 80s. Mostly coke and alcohol.
 
2012-04-12 02:59:46 AM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/127462/snl_drunk_driver_steve_martin/
 
2012-04-12 03:09:25 AM

joshzsmith: WillyChase: I was hoping for an unfortunate smelting accident whereby a Scotsman guilds his balls

/gooooooooooooold

Goldmember was Dutch, I think.


*checks Wikipedia*
Looks like he was.

/hangs head in shame and slowly backs out of thread
 
2012-04-12 03:16:22 AM

wookiemonster: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/127462/snl_drunk_driver_steve_martin/


thank you...the circle is complete.
 
2012-04-12 03:33:30 AM

WillyChase: joshzsmith: WillyChase: I was hoping for an unfortunate smelting accident whereby a Scotsman guilds his balls

/gooooooooooooold

Goldmember was Dutch, I think.

*checks Wikipedia*
Looks like he was.

/hangs head in shame and slowly backs out of thread


Isn't that veird?
 
2012-04-12 03:40:47 AM
I thought for sure it would involve male genitalia and a Swedish made Penis Enlarger Pump.
 
2012-04-12 03:52:38 AM
"...Maitai..." Yeeah ba-by!
 
2012-04-12 04:12:26 AM
Life's Little Rulebook by Austin Powers

1. Oh, behave!
2. It's a dude, man!
3. Everything is groovey.
4. Swedish penis pumps are not my bag.
5. Swedish penis pumps are my bag.
6. There is no rule six.

Oops! That last one's from Life's Little Rule Book by Monty Python, as quoted by Austin Powers.
 
2012-04-12 04:16:18 AM
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