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(Mirror.co.uk)   Fake doctor tells women they have cancer that can be cured by having their breasts sucked   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 144
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2012-04-11 07:59:08 PM
Ok, what the hell am I doing wrong? Whenever I try that schtick I get the cops called on me
 
2012-04-11 08:00:52 PM
A boob and her boobs are soon parted.
 
2012-04-11 08:01:02 PM
77 with a 35 year old wife who helped him sexually abuse other women?

That man must have a silver tongue.
 
2012-04-11 08:11:05 PM
If that works, I think I can safely say that he's sucking too hard.


doglover: 77 with a 35 year old wife who helped him sexually abuse other women?

That man must have a silver tongue.


I believe the adjective you wanted was "agile"
 
2012-04-11 08:11:48 PM

dahmers love zombie: If that works, I think I can safely say that he's sucking too hard.


doglover: 77 with a 35 year old wife who helped him sexually abuse other women?

That man must have a silver tongue.

I believe the adjective you wanted was "agile"


Maybe he actually can remove certain tumors with it.

I'm curious now.
 
2012-04-11 08:14:26 PM
I realize these women are crime victims, but seriously, anybody with that level of stupidity and gullibility shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
 
2012-04-11 08:15:01 PM
So, according to TFA, sucking a woman's breasts qualifies as "perverted." The writer of that article must have a really boring sex life. Or maybe it's just that the writer is British. But I repeat myself.
 
2012-04-11 08:15:37 PM
In a wheelchair too!

I want this man to write a book called "How to Convince People to do Things"
 
2012-04-11 08:51:02 PM
why do people keep stealing my dreams?
 
2012-04-11 08:53:52 PM
Could have been worse.
Could have been a fake veterinarian.
 
2012-04-11 08:53:57 PM
I didn't realize cancer could be cured like that. How about prostate cancer?
 
2012-04-11 08:54:04 PM

doglover: 77 with a 35 year old wife who helped him sexually abuse other women?

That man must have a silver tongue.


Maybe. It cures cancer, after all.
 
2012-04-11 08:54:10 PM
FTFAA bogus doctor was jailed for eight years yesterday

Wtf? They have some sort of groundhog day technology, or something?
 
2012-04-11 08:54:13 PM
"Fake doctor tells women they have cancer that can be cured by having their breasts sucked"

I'm just pissed he thought of it before I did.
 
2012-04-11 08:56:39 PM
30 minutes a day? C'mon, I love foreplay, but even I think that's a bit much honey.
/did you ever get a second opinion love dove?
 
2012-04-11 08:57:09 PM

doglover: 77 with a 35 year old wife who helped him sexually abuse other women?

That man must have a silver tongue.


4.bp.blogspot.com
The extra silver has kicked in, yo.
 
2012-04-11 08:57:29 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I realize these women are crime victims, but seriously, anybody with that level of stupidity and gullibility shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.


Shouldn't be allowed to reproduce? You're far too kind. I'm offended that they're consuming resources. All that breathing and eating is such a waste.
 
2012-04-11 08:58:14 PM
If lying to stupid women is a crime...
 
2012-04-11 08:58:26 PM
That's it.

From now on I'm telling everyone that my dick cures cancer.
 
2012-04-11 08:58:50 PM
Face doctor? I'm willing to bet his treatments were just as effective as Homeopathy. And isn't that funded by the NHS?
 
2012-04-11 08:59:27 PM
Of course I meant "Fake doctor."
 
2012-04-11 08:59:41 PM
The headline and the article kept using the word "perverted" to describe things like breast suckling and stomach kissing. The author's head would explode if they found out what actual sex entailed.

/or if they got ahold of some German porn
 
2012-04-11 09:00:34 PM
What, no hero tag?
 
2012-04-11 09:02:52 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Of course I meant "Fake doctor."


Sit-on-my-face doctor?
 
2012-04-11 09:03:28 PM
This is good news for my wife. She will never get cancer.

/now if she would return the favor
 
2012-04-11 09:03:33 PM

Quasar: A boob and her boobs are soon parted.


haha you got Boobies pwn3d
 
2012-04-11 09:03:57 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Fake Doctor you say?
 
2012-04-11 09:04:00 PM

JRoo: That's it.

From now on I'm telling everyone that my dick cures cancer.


You're just the guy I've been looking for. My brother has cancer.

/yeah, I'm sure he would for a cure
 
2012-04-11 09:05:52 PM
what's his fark handle?
 
2012-04-11 09:06:12 PM
Wait... you mean that doctor i went to at the public strorage that said tongue punching my fart box would cure my restless leg syndrome was LYING to me?!
 
2012-04-11 09:06:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

It's supposed to work, actually. The tricky part is getting the cancer to turn black first.
 
2012-04-11 09:07:17 PM
www.barneystinsonblog.com
Not impressed.
 
2012-04-11 09:07:49 PM
Patient: "Doctor doctor, will I die?"

Doctor: "Yes my child... now let me suck on your titties."
 
2012-04-11 09:09:14 PM
You can't blame the guy, he thought that the patients were telling him to continue when they yelled "NURSE!"
 
2012-04-11 09:09:29 PM
No, it doesnt cure cancer, it prevents it. Your man should perform an oral inspection daily.
 
2012-04-11 09:12:18 PM
Does it work for penile cancer? I have a hot woman doctor and I want to take every precaution.
 
2012-04-11 09:12:49 PM
I remember recently a story where the "doctor" was telling the ladies that they had vag infections, and the cure was a special clear gel that had to be applied as deep as possible into her vagina, and the best way to do this was by applying the gel to his penis and inserting. Fast, then slow...hard, then soft..but always deep.

Seriously, this was a real story..and it worked, multiple times. He was arrested and is in prison.
 
2012-04-11 09:13:29 PM

Omahawg: why do people keep stealing my dreams?


i183.photobucket.com

R.I.P. STREET OF DREAMS


/maybe this fantasy is real
 
2012-04-11 09:13:52 PM
/still no cure for cancer?
 
2012-04-11 09:14:43 PM
Farking idiots. These dupes get what they deserve. I mean who in their right mind believes that getting their tits sucked actually cures cancer?? Cancer treatment is an involved and lengthy process involving multiple rounds of intense dong-bone gargling, booty surfing, and often times a healthy bit of letting the neighbors watch. Tit sucking is just one piece of a multistage treatment regimen. Farking idiots.
 
2012-04-11 09:14:58 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I realize these women are crime victims, but seriously, anybody with that level of stupidity and gullibility shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.


This.
My first question after RTFA was "Is he hot"? That always matters.
The real bonus of the whole episode is that some women were stupid enough to pay him.
 
2012-04-11 09:15:44 PM

ultraholland: Farking idiots. These dupes get what they deserve. I mean who in their right mind believes that getting their tits sucked actually cures cancer??


I don't know, but I want to get their phone numbers.
 
2012-04-11 09:16:23 PM
www.barneystinsonblog.com
 
2012-04-11 09:16:35 PM

ultraholland: Farking idiots. These dupes get what they deserve. I mean who in their right mind believes that getting their tits sucked actually cures cancer?? Cancer treatment is an involved and lengthy process involving multiple rounds of intense dong-bone gargling, booty surfing, and often times a healthy bit of letting the neighbors watch. Tit sucking is just one piece of a multistage treatment regimen. Farking idiots.


Right on dude.
 
2012-04-11 09:17:03 PM

AbbeySomeone: My first question after RTFA was "Is he hot"? That always matters.


www.mirror.co.uk

Hot enough to marry 40 years younger, I guess.
 
2012-04-11 09:17:35 PM
Sucking a woman's boobs once cured me of cancer. I had a tumor in my pants when I started...
 
2012-04-11 09:18:44 PM

BurnShrike: ultraholland: Farking idiots. These dupes get what they deserve. I mean who in their right mind believes that getting their tits sucked actually cures cancer??

I don't know, but I want to get their there phone numbers.


Where phone numbers?

/pet pieve
 
2012-04-11 09:19:55 PM

ultraholland: Farking idiots.


Some cancers even have to take it up the ass to get broken and cured. Repeatedly.
 
2012-04-11 09:21:18 PM

AbbeySomeone: BurnShrike: ultraholland: Farking idiots. These dupes get what they deserve. I mean who in their right mind believes that getting their tits sucked actually cures cancer??

I don't know, but I want to get their there phone numbers.

Where phone numbers?

/pet pieve


Did you just incorrectly fix my grammar so you could make a joke about it?
 
2012-04-11 09:23:01 PM

Somacandra: ultraholland: Farking idiots.

Some cancers even have to take it up the ass to get broken and cured. Repeatedly.


My husband told me that was a preventative measure. Did he lie? I am cancer free you know.
 
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