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2012-04-11 11:04:00 PM

Oznog: untaken_name: Oznog: vudukungfu: what_now: Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.

Or carry ballet slippers in your purse.

I keep them with me at all times, because I fight ballet-jazz fusion, and you never know when you'll have to defend yourself. I was in the farking JETS, man!

Sharks 4 lyfe, yo.

GTFO or I'm gonna open up a can o'JAZZ HANDS on yer ass, mister.


Oh, it's ON now.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-11 11:04:11 PM
At least he didn't get beat to death with his own shoes.
 
2012-04-11 11:04:38 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Why are you so sexist?

What's wrong with being sexy?


It leads to terrible consequences, like STDs and children.
 
2012-04-11 11:06:38 PM
Is it just me or are women getting more violent these days.

/prefers a more stable, secure lass.
 
2012-04-11 11:06:45 PM

untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Why are you so sexist?

What's wrong with being sexy?

It leads to terrible consequences, like STDs and children.


But I like getting handjobs from beautiful women I hardly know.
 
2012-04-11 11:06:49 PM
What happened to this country?

Deflect the shoe attack and use her own body weight to throw her away, preferably to the ground.

Counter the punch, leg lock, slam face first into ground.

Instead you got your ass beat.... Ok head beat with a shoe.
 
2012-04-11 11:07:32 PM
No straight man knows the make of shoes any woman is wearing. I'm just saying
 
2012-04-11 11:09:07 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Why are you so sexist?

What's wrong with being sexy?

It leads to terrible consequences, like STDs and children.

But I like getting handjobs from beautiful women I hardly know.


Oh, great. You're a Jaguar owner, too. I prefer my cars boxy, but good.
 
2012-04-11 11:10:34 PM

BBRModitha: Deflect the shoe attack and use her own body weight to throw her away, preferably to the ground.

Counter the punch, leg lock, slam face first into ground.


I enjoyed those movies, also.

www.bartitsu.org
 
2012-04-11 11:11:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


True but you can shake the shiat out of one for something like that.
 
2012-04-11 11:14:54 PM

t3knomanser: Theaetetus: Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men.

Women who put them selves through pain to be visually pleasing to men are generally the least pleasing looking women I tend to see. It's ironic. No, seriously, ladies: throw out the makeup, buy some sensible shoes, and take up an interesting hobby.

Also: don't out-dress me. It's hard to do anyway, because I have an awesome wardrobe, but that's just a warning.


Agreed, but just as all the farkers who think ties are stupid get slammed hard about it, I'm sure there are many situations women feel forced to go with uncomfortable clothes.

I hope I find one like you describe, and we can be casually dressed our whole lives.
 
2012-04-11 11:15:21 PM

Kanemano: No straight man knows the make of shoes any woman is wearing. I'm just saying


Wrong!

If they have red soles and women are looking lustfully at them, then they are made by some french dude and they probably cost some obscene amount.

No Idea who makes the rest. Oh wait, there is some Wang chick. Its funny because her name rhymes with a slang term for penis. Don't ask me to pick out any of her designs though.
 
2012-04-11 11:16:48 PM
So this is the chick in question?

cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com

Well then...

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-04-11 11:17:37 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


I'll hit a woman. I'll beat the crap out of a woman.
 
2012-04-11 11:20:46 PM

Theaetetus: Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.


Hahaha! God, you're such a cocksucker, Theaetetus. People make all kinds of generalizations on Fark, but as soon as one is said about a woman, you huff and puff and get all red in the face like an emphysema sufferer.

Take a god damned valium.
 
2012-04-11 11:24:38 PM
I must confess, I do have stilletos...but they were on sale and I only wear them for fetish purposes...

/20 dollars!
//strappy black stilleto heels!
///can't walk in the damn things but I can sure as hell fark!
 
2012-04-11 11:27:15 PM
If I had 400 dollars for shoes, I'd choose to put it toward fixing those jacked-up teeth instead, but that's me.
 
2012-04-11 11:27:24 PM
if a woman starts a fight by hitting a guy in the head with a stiletto he automatically gets a waiver that allows for kicking the shiat out of her.
 
2012-04-11 11:28:16 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img337.imageshack.us image 438x580]
She's so good with her stiletto
You don't even see the blade


Once, I thought my innocence was gone
Now, I know that happiness goes on
That's how you found me
When you beat your shoes upon me
I haven't been there for the longest time

/damn song's been stuck in my head the last week and a half
//I suppose there are worse songs to have stuck there though
 
2012-04-11 11:29:28 PM
Wow - some real psycho's out there. The net is an amazing tool to track people though.

My best use was finding a tagger. Stupid jerk used her tag name all over the net.
 
2012-04-11 11:32:38 PM

DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.

jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?


Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.
 
2012-04-11 11:33:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


Fark that. Ladies, if you're about to put a man in the hospital you just lost the right not to get your ass kicked.
 
2012-04-11 11:33:44 PM
DNRTFA but just wondering if he got arrested for stalking or got his ass kicked again?
 
2012-04-11 11:33:58 PM
This sort of thing is why I want to get a gentleman's cane. One with nice hardwood and a weighted top.

www.authenticmodels.co.uk

They pull a shoe, I have this in my hand already.
 
2012-04-11 11:35:22 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: This sort of thing is why I want to get a gentleman's cane. One with nice hardwood and a weighted top.

[www.authenticmodels.co.uk image 222x641]

They pull a shoe, I have this in my hand already.


And before you ask, yes, I own a top hat.
 
2012-04-11 11:36:24 PM

Theaetetus: DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?

Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.


It's better to look good than to feel good, my friends.
 
2012-04-11 11:38:29 PM
MLB pitcher Chuck Finley?


Finley was married to actress Tawny Kitaen from 1997 to 2002. He filed for divorce three days after Kitaen was charged with committing domestic violence against him, having beaten him with a stiletto heel. They have two daughters, Wynter and Raine. Tawny Finley, in a declaration to the Orange County Superior Court, claims her husband, Chuck Finley, used steroids amongst other drugs. She even details that Finley bought the steroids from a man named "Rob" from Mission Viejo, and that she has seen him inject himself. She also claims he bragged about being able to circumvent MLB's testing policy.[3] When told of his wife's accusations, which also included heavy marijuana use and alcohol abuse, Finley replied: "I can't believe she left out the cross-dressing."[4]
As Finley took the mound for an April 2002 game against the Chicago White Sox at then-Comiskey Park II, the stadium's musical director, Joe Stephen, took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce, and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Stephen was later fired and the White Sox apologized.[5]
Finley is the source of fictional character Sam Axe's go-to cover alias from the USA Network show Burn Notice's prequel movie Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe.
 
2012-04-11 11:49:11 PM

Theaetetus: DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?

Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.


Sounds more like it's about insecurity. Or martyrdom. Either way, it doesn't do anything for me.
 
2012-04-11 11:52:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

You can slap a broad


Say what you want -- the second a female comes at you with violence she stops being a woman and turns into a grade A biatch.

I would say:
1: Try not to get into physical confrontations at all.
2: Dont ever hit a woman your in a relationship with. Unless your going to get very very injured.
3: If some person you dont know acts like a cow and thinks they can hit you without consequence then pop them one in the mouth. Reap what you sow.
4: If you see someone hit someone else out of the blue go out of your way to confrot them about it. You dont need to get in a fight but atleast yell at them from across the street. -- dont watch people do that shiat without atleast saying something.
 
2012-04-11 11:54:27 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


This is the 21st century. Want to be equal to men, then expect a man's wrath when you try and square up to them.
 
2012-04-11 11:54:30 PM
an associate of the woman then punched the man near the corner of Fillmore St. and Greenwich St.
What part of the body is that?
 
2012-04-11 11:56:41 PM

EllenTheBad: an associate of the woman then punched the man near the corner of Fillmore St. and Greenwich St.
What part of the body is that?


All I can say is that around the corner, there's a newsstand. If you know what I mean.
 
2012-04-11 11:57:16 PM

jtown: Theaetetus: DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?

Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.

Sounds more like it's about insecurity. Or martyrdom. Either way, it doesn't do anything for me.


Being called "master" doesn't really do it for me. I guess slaves who did that were really just insecure, or martyrs.
 
2012-04-11 11:58:06 PM

Theaetetus: jtown: Theaetetus: DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?

Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.

Sounds more like it's about insecurity. Or martyrdom. Either way, it doesn't do anything for me.

Being called "master" doesn't really do it for me. I guess slaves who did that were really just insecure, or martyrs.


Wow, dude, you beat women who don't dress in uncomfortable clothes? You're a dick.
 
2012-04-12 12:01:59 AM

untaken_name: Theaetetus: jtown: Theaetetus: DrExplosion: Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
jtown: If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws?

Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.

Sounds more like it's about insecurity. Or martyrdom. Either way, it doesn't do anything for me.

Being called "master" doesn't really do it for me. I guess slaves who did that were really just insecure, or martyrs.

Wow, dude, you beat women who don't dress in uncomfortable clothes? You're a dick.


I think you're projecting. The bigger question is why haven't you stopped beating women yet?
 
2012-04-12 12:02:03 AM

Mystery Vortex: The best ending to the article would be if the guy had a gun and shot the biatch in the face after getting hit with the shoe. She sounds like a waste of life.


Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a - oh YEAH, popper with ya Glock instead. Then it's you that makes a run for it, without the stilettos to slow you down (unless you happen to be wearing them, Frisco and all that).

/She better not try out that act in Texas, by the way.
 
2012-04-12 12:02:56 AM

Theaetetus: I think you're projecting. The bigger question is why haven't you stopped beating women yet?


Because they won't shut the fark up for two seconds and let me relax.
 
2012-04-12 12:03:53 AM
If you dont have the physical wherewithal to stop your average $400 heel wearing bimbo from hitting you with it you should just turn it in. There are some women that could kill most of us with their hands but they tend to wear very comfortable shoes.
 
2012-04-12 12:05:51 AM

Theaetetus: Because it's not about vanity, it's about meeting societal expectations of femininity and not being branded butch for wearing loafers.


See, e.g.:

elguerodiablo: If you dont have the physical wherewithal to stop your average $400 heel wearing bimbo from hitting you with it you should just turn it in. There are some women that could kill most of us with their hands but they tend to wear very comfortable shoes.

 
2012-04-12 12:06:38 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: gozar_the_destroyer: This sort of thing is why I want to get a gentleman's cane. One with nice hardwood and a weighted top.

[www.authenticmodels.co.uk image 222x641]

They pull a shoe, I have this in my hand already.

And before you ask, yes, I own a top hat.


Toff pics or get the fark out
 
2012-04-12 12:06:54 AM

Theaetetus: Sounds more like it's about insecurity. Or martyrdom. Either way, it doesn't do anything for me.Being called "master" doesn't really do it for me. I guess slaves who did that were really just insecure, or martyrs.


Slick comparison of women choosing to buy $400 footwear to please themselves and other women with slavery, working 24x7xforever for nothing and having no choice in the matter and getting beaten and raped and killed and separated from your loved ones.

Nice Theaetetus, very nice.

I think I'm going to have to redo your favoriteness from "Not a total farking douchebag for once here: http://www.fark.com/comments/6932594/" to "Compares footwear to slavery in http://www.fark.com/comments/7045260"
 
2012-04-12 12:07:36 AM

MeanJean: I must confess, I do have stilletos...but they were on sale and I only wear them for fetish purposes...

/20 dollars!
//strappy black stilleto heels!
///can't walk in the damn things but I can sure as hell fark!


Dad??
 
2012-04-12 12:08:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 12:09:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


If a woman is "man" enough to come at you with a stiletto all bets are off. Put them down hard and fast.

I've heard stories where cops say women are much more dangerous than men when a fight break out.

/never thrown a first punch, but I've made the 2nd, 3rd and 4th count.
 
2012-04-12 12:11:02 AM
Wow... I turn off ignore for one minute and I see my personal stalker has returned.
 
2012-04-12 12:13:50 AM

TheJoe03: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Chris Rock said you can always shake a biatch.


The way I see it, responce should be measured by relative power and basic decency, not by outdated social conventions. If a little kid kicks you in the shin, you don't kick him back. If a guy half your weight plants a rabbit punch on you, you don't send him to the hospital just because you know he can't defend himself against you; that only proves that you're willing to use disproportionate power against weaker people.. which is kinda douchy. If a woman your size or bigger goes for you, I say it's open season. Equal is equal. If I punch a guy, I'm not going to assume he can't hit me back. Fair is fair.
 
2012-04-12 12:13:56 AM

Theaetetus: Wow... I turn off ignore for one minute and I see my personal stalker has returned.


Yes, using the favorite button in the way to give you a label is stalking.

About as much as choosing to buy and wear $400 footwear is akin to slavery.
 
2012-04-12 12:16:14 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: This sort of thing is why I want to get a gentleman's cane. One with nice hardwood and a weighted top.

[www.authenticmodels.co.uk image 222x641]

They pull a shoe, I have this in my hand already.


What's that hold, about a quart? How tight's the seal? Last one I saw leaked.
 
2012-04-12 12:21:50 AM
Wow, Sylvia! Just the mental picture of you clocking some guy (of equal stature) gives me fantasy material!
 
2012-04-12 12:25:39 AM

LiberalConservative: Smoky Dragon Dish: Interestingly, there are men who pay women for this kind of treatment.

Miss Stein: That doesn't look like a chick to me. Were those Louboutins size 14?

Combine these two points and you have a rare breed of woman/man/partner. Use the net or miss out on such a catch!

/definitely not my thing
//NTTAWWT


Yeah I'm up for adventures and things but I'll pass on that party.
 
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