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(CBS San Francisco)   Guy uses power of the internet to find girl who beat him up with her high heels   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 173
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2012-04-11 08:08:22 PM
It probably wasn't hard. If she was wearing stilettos, she's probably a pretty vain person and vain people tend to plaster themselves across the Internet. Narrow it down a bit and ta-da.
 
2012-04-11 08:20:21 PM
He was asking for it by the way he dressed.

F'n flannels.
 
2012-04-11 09:10:03 PM
What better way to get dates then asking out the woman who kicked your ass?
 
2012-04-11 09:11:17 PM
This explains his short-lived career as a caddy.
 
2012-04-11 10:16:47 PM
Is this some sort of white trash Cinderella? Did she show up in a pumpkin-orange Escalade?
 
2012-04-11 10:21:41 PM
Is that you, Orr?
 
2012-04-11 10:21:50 PM
Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
 
2012-04-11 10:21:58 PM
Interestingly, there are men who pay women for this kind of treatment.
 
2012-04-11 10:22:07 PM
That doesn't look like a chick to me. Were those Louboutins size 14?
 
2012-04-11 10:24:47 PM

I wonder if she sized him up in a second and thought, "Yeah this guy won't come at me" then hit him, because I'd imagine if she did it to the wrong guy she wouldn't have a chance to flee.


I wonder if she screamed at him if he liked to fark baby heads...


i93.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-11 10:25:06 PM
See, for me the following is true:

Guy uses power of the internet to find girl to beat him up with her high heels

One word makes all the difference.

/Wait, what?
 
2012-04-11 10:25:13 PM
Could have been worse.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-04-11 10:25:18 PM
Cinderella 2012.

They don't make fairytales like they used to.
 
2012-04-11 10:25:49 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


Chris Rock said you can always shake a biatch.
 
2012-04-11 10:26:02 PM
img337.imageshack.us
She's so good with her stiletto
You don't even see the blade
 
2012-04-11 10:26:27 PM
Why is this "sad"?
 
2012-04-11 10:26:39 PM
A friend related a story where his date whacked a guy in the forehead with her high heeled shoe when said guy was pestering her. She got away with it.

Never did ask why one would wear heels to a music fest that lasted for hours.
 
2012-04-11 10:30:12 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Interestingly, there are men who pay women for this kind of treatment.


Miss Stein: That doesn't look like a chick to me. Were those Louboutins size 14?


Combine these two points and you have a rare breed of woman/man/partner. Use the net or miss out on such a catch!

/definitely not my thing
//NTTAWWT
 
2012-04-11 10:30:17 PM
I bet she will have one hell of a story in return.

/He was very drunk and got in her face, and threatened her with violence. Something like that. Her two friends will back her up.
 
2012-04-11 10:30:42 PM
Dang. I don't believe I'd a told that.
 
2012-04-11 10:31:02 PM
www.zap2it.com

I think I know who you're talking about.
 
2012-04-11 10:31:10 PM
Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy. I saw a girl walking barefoot the other day. She had a nice dress, her date was in a suit, and she was carrying her shoes.

Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.
 
2012-04-11 10:31:27 PM

AlteredChemical: Why is this "sad"?


THIS

I know plenty of dudes that would pay a woman good money to do this to them...

They are called Farkers...
 
2012-04-11 10:33:17 PM

Feral Duhbya: Dang. I don't believe I'd a told that.


He's a cook which means he likely has no insurance. She sent him to the emergency room so I support his desire to get her to pay the bill.
 
2012-04-11 10:35:01 PM
Another example of why you mind your own damn business unless someone is dying.
 
2012-04-11 10:37:58 PM
What is this, a snitch-a-thon?
 
2012-04-11 10:38:06 PM

Rapmaster2000: Feral Duhbya: Dang. I don't believe I'd a told that.

He's a cook which means he likely has no insurance. She sent him to the emergency room so I support his desire to get her to pay the bill.


What if she's broke, spent her last dime on those $400 shoes?
 
2012-04-11 10:38:57 PM
A dog limps into a saloon and says...
 
2012-04-11 10:39:23 PM

what_now: Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.


Or carry ballet slippers in your purse.
 
2012-04-11 10:41:46 PM
We find the defendant, on the sole charge of assault and battery, guilty.
 
2012-04-11 10:43:23 PM

vudukungfu: what_now: Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.

Or carry ballet slippers in your purse.


I keep them with me at all times, because I fight ballet-jazz fusion, and you never know when you'll have to defend yourself. I was in the farking JETS, man!
 
2012-04-11 10:44:05 PM
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina hardcore ecstasy
 
2012-04-11 10:45:50 PM

Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: He was asking for it by the way he dressed.

F'n flannels.


Hot chick wearing a flannel shirt and FM heels? I'm on board with that.

DNRTFA
 
2012-04-11 10:47:35 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Interestingly, there are men who pay women for this kind of treatment.


Usually you pay double for that kind of action.

www.dvd.net.au
 
2012-04-11 10:50:58 PM

what_now: Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy.


Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.
 
2012-04-11 10:51:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


Why are you so sexist?
 
2012-04-11 10:52:58 PM

Oznog: vudukungfu: what_now: Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.

Or carry ballet slippers in your purse.

I keep them with me at all times, because I fight ballet-jazz fusion, and you never know when you'll have to defend yourself. I was in the farking JETS, man!


Sharks 4 lyfe, yo.
 
2012-04-11 10:54:02 PM

untaken_name: Oznog: vudukungfu: what_now: Don't buy a pair of shoes you don't know how to wear, moron.

Or carry ballet slippers in your purse.

I keep them with me at all times, because I fight ballet-jazz fusion, and you never know when you'll have to defend yourself. I was in the farking JETS, man!

Sharks 4 lyfe, yo.


GTFO or I'm gonna open up a can o'JAZZ HANDS on yer ass, mister.
 
2012-04-11 10:55:45 PM
The best ending to the article would be if the guy had a gun and shot the biatch in the face after getting hit with the shoe. She sounds like a waste of life.
 
2012-04-11 10:57:43 PM

Oznog: Rapmaster2000: Feral Duhbya: Dang. I don't believe I'd a told that.

He's a cook which means he likely has no insurance. She sent him to the emergency room so I support his desire to get her to pay the bill.

What if she's broke, spent her last dime on those $400 shoes?


Then she's an idiot.
 
2012-04-11 10:57:48 PM

Theaetetus: what_now: Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy.

Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.


Or maybe they should just wear tolerable footwear in the first place instead of inflicting pain on themselves for the sake of vanity.
 
2012-04-11 10:58:41 PM

Theaetetus: what_now: Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy.

Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.


If women want to be comfortable, why the heck do they wear shoes that scar their heels and mold their toes into mangled claws? If my piggy eyes haven't been side-tracked before I get to your feet, flashy shoes aren't gonna cut it.
 
2012-04-11 10:58:41 PM
Thomas T Noguchi - a Japanese national who emigrated to America in 1952 - later became Senior Medical Examiner of Los Angeles County, carrying out autopsies on such luminaries as Robert F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe as well as others of lesser luminescence. One of these more humdrum cases concerned the body of a delightful young blonde, found very dead beside her bed with a bloodied bullet hole in the center of her forehead. The surrounding flesh showed typical abrasions around the entry point.

An aspiring screen actress, she had yet to get a foot on the slippery ladder to success.Superficially, to the police it looked to be a standard case of death by desperation and vulnerability. Neighbors had not heard a shot. A search of her apartment failed to find a gun. A deputy pathologist carried out an autopsy and reported himself baffled to find no bullet in her brain or elsewhere and not even an exit wound.
Some bullets possess a life of their own and have been known to strike bone,

finishing up in someone sitting beside the victim. Los Angeles being the home of oddball crime, Noguchi had the body stored awaiting further checks. In the meantime he fretted about the impossibility of the missing bullet and how could it could have just vanished. The problem was still buzzing in the back of his mind when he went Christmas shopping and stopped outside the window of a posh boutique hoping to solve the annual nightmare of what to give his wife. He became smitten with a green blouse draping the slender figure of a mannequin. Economy set him searching for a price tag. His gaze traveled down the clothes to the feet of the mannequin; before his eyes was a possible murder weapon - a woman's stiletto-heeled shoe!

Noguchi had a skeptical LAPD detective carry out a search of the neighborhood for a such a shoe. Amazingly, a mere block away, a woman's shoe showing traces of blood was found. The blood group matched that of the dead blonde. The size exactly fitted the hole in her forehead. The shoe was made of leather and sweat from the wearer assumed to be the murderer - had been absorbed. Antigens from this gave forensics the blood group (A, B, AB or O) but nothing more. The killer remained incognito.

A theory was put forward by the LAPD. A sex-change male or transvestite - but not a woman - would have the strength to kill with such a weapon and they had a suspect in their sights. Unluckily their attempts to trace him were unsuccessful. The murderer was never caught. But, at least, Thomas T Noguchi could sleep soundly again having found the guilty weapon.

~ Stuart Drinkwater
 
2012-04-11 11:00:56 PM

untaken_name: AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Why are you so sexist?


What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2012-04-11 11:01:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


www.thenorthernecho.co.uk

Link (new window)

Not even when they are trying to kill you?

I'd do more than hit a woman if she was attacking me. I'd call her ugly and a bad shag in bed as well.
 
2012-04-11 11:01:26 PM

Theaetetus: Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men.


Women who put them selves through pain to be visually pleasing to men are generally the least pleasing looking women I tend to see. It's ironic. No, seriously, ladies: throw out the makeup, buy some sensible shoes, and take up an interesting hobby.

Also: don't out-dress me. It's hard to do anyway, because I have an awesome wardrobe, but that's just a warning.
 
2012-04-11 11:01:42 PM

Theaetetus: what_now: Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy.

Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.


See, if that's really the way you feel, you wouldn't be wearing them in the first place.

/female
//doesn't own shoes that induce pain
 
2012-04-11 11:03:02 PM

Theaetetus: what_now: Women who take their shoes off in the street are trashy.

Yeah, how dare they want to be comfortable, even for a few minutes. Being a women is all about endless pain in the pursuit of making oneself visually pleasing to men. You tell 'em, O Arbiter of All Things Trashy.


The chick in the photo still won't sleep with you Mr. White Knight.

Besides Mr. Sexist, women don't dress up to be visually pleasing to men, all the feminists tell me that women dress up to be visually pleasing to themselves and to other women.

And you should click the profile of the people you attack every now and then.
 
2012-04-11 11:03:06 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


You can slap a broad
 
2012-04-11 11:03:11 PM
I doubt the police will do much of anything with the information
 
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