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(Deadspin)   Tony Romo the proud father of a bouncing baby boy. With cringe inducing did you REALLY wear a backwards ball cap in the hospital picture   (deadspin.com) divider line 117
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2012-04-12 12:56:13 AM

p the boiler: /35 and still wear my hat backwards at times


38 and do the same. I wore my hat forwards when I played ball and I wear it forward now when I need to keep the sun out of my eyes. I don't think I am doing it to try to look cool, but I just find it more comfortable when it is on backwards.
 
2012-04-12 01:02:00 AM
It's still better than the "-ayden" trend. Bayden, Cayden, Hayden, Kayden, Jayden, Rayden (ok maybe not that one). Mix in a few "I"s instead of "Y"s, and you've got yourself a unique and precious snowflake!

I would name a son Raiden. And it'd be awesome.
 
2012-04-12 01:03:06 AM

srhp29: WTF. I am no Romo fan, but should he have worn a tux?

I had a hat on for two and a half days, in the hospital, waiting for my son to be born...and it was on backwards most of the time.

It was a real pisser that she wouldn't shut her hole during the AFC and NFC Championship games.


I take it that's when your son was born.
 
2012-04-12 01:06:15 AM
Hawkins Crawford. Kill me now
 
2012-04-12 01:11:28 AM

Mr. Potatoass: srhp29: WTF. I am no Romo fan, but should he have worn a tux?

I had a hat on for two and a half days, in the hospital, waiting for my son to be born...and it was on backwards most of the time.

It was a real pisser that she wouldn't shut her hole during the AFC and NFC Championship games.

I take it that's when your son was born.


No, I was just joking about that..he wasn't born until the next day at 524 PM. A little over 40 hours of in hospital labor. But she was actually a trooper. I imagined it would be a lot worse...I also imagined it would be a lot shorter time period. He has provided us a very nice 15 months though since then. Well almost 15.
 
2012-04-12 01:33:17 AM

Mr. Potatoass: First time I've seen a quarterback behind a long snapper.


Haha!
 
2012-04-12 01:48:18 AM
I always wear my hat inside out and sideways.

What is the issue again?
 
2012-04-12 02:58:05 AM

fatheifer: Who cares how he wears his hat


Douche Ginas fans.
 
2012-04-12 03:58:33 AM
The baby bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Jones.
 
2012-04-12 04:57:19 AM

ArdRi6: The baby bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Jones.


hU5RRR HURRR hurrrrr! Funny because it's like Jerry Jones farking Tony's wife. Hurrr huur hrrrrr.
 
2012-04-12 05:06:28 AM
Really Iggles fans. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Make it once to the Super Bowl since the early 80's, and your QB pukes all over himself. Only team in the NFC East without a SB win.
 
2012-04-12 05:20:57 AM
www.canadaonly.ca

/can't believe i'm the only one who noticed this,
//nom
 
2012-04-12 07:02:27 AM

muck4doo: ArdRi6: The baby bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Jones.

hU5RRR HURRR hurrrrr! Funny because it's like Jerry Jones farking Tony's wife. Hurrr huur hrrrrr.


I took it to mean it looked like the baby was crying and crapping his diaper, too, but go where you'd like with it I guess...
 
2012-04-12 07:02:49 AM
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I love this game, you can't lose!
 
2012-04-12 07:32:05 AM

srhp29: WTF. I am no Romo fan, but should he have worn a tux?

I had a hat on for two and a half days, in the hospital, waiting for my son to be born...and it was on backwards most of the time.

It was a real pisser that she wouldn't shut her hole during the AFC and NFC Championship games.


You sound like a real catch.

Seriously, She's in labor for 60 hours and all you can do is biatch about missing games? Fark off.
 
2012-04-12 07:42:54 AM
He's going bald, it's his crutch, much like Bret Michaels.
 
2012-04-12 07:45:33 AM

LarryDan43: He's going bald, it's his crutch, much like Bret Michaels.


Or LeBron James' creeping headband (now two headbands sewn together).
 
2012-04-12 08:15:44 AM
So, are they going to raise the kid as an Orthodox or Progressive Douchebag?
 
2012-04-12 08:33:36 AM

p the boiler: Stubby... (that was an autocorrect but I think I'll keep it) subby, I assume you have never been in the delivery room during the birthing of a child. At that point you don't really care where the hat is just as long as it didn't fall into the afterbirth.

/35 and still wear my hat backwards at times


Cool story Bromo
 
2012-04-12 09:20:02 AM
that's hilarious, the baby is looking at him with masterful WTF? face.

Congrats Tony!
 
2012-04-12 09:20:50 AM

Triumph: Caption the kid contest.


Nabb1: Holy cow. What a tool.

 
2012-04-12 09:31:22 AM

Yanks_RSJ: One thing is certain, that kid is going to be a nightmare for his mother in December.


why is that? Because his crying will keep his mom and dad from enjoying the playoff games on t.v.?

/cowboys fan
 
2012-04-12 09:44:28 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: why is that? Because his crying will keep his mom and dad from enjoying the playoff games on t.v.?

/cowboys fan


Not that you'd really know, but they don't play playoff games in December.
 
2012-04-12 09:53:18 AM
Oy. Been wearing a baseball cap backward since I was a teenager.... with no idea it had morphed into the new douchetard flag.

Thanks, Fark. Now I have to go shopping for a nice fedora or something.
 
2012-04-12 10:04:19 AM

Yanks_RSJ: TrainingWheelsNeeded: why is that? Because his crying will keep his mom and dad from enjoying the playoff games on t.v.?

/cowboys fan

Not that you'd really know, but they don't play playoff games in December.


oh. Seems like they used to be and that the super bowl used to be in January. weird. i guess I don't understand your reference then. cheers!
 
2012-04-12 10:11:32 AM

Starhawk: Oy. Been wearing a baseball cap backward since I was a teenager.... with no idea it had morphed into the new douchetard flag.

Thanks, Fark. Now I have to go shopping for a nice fedora or something.


.....no, just spin the thing back around around to the front.
 
2012-04-12 10:30:24 AM

Starhawk: Been wearing a baseball cap backward since I was a teenager.... with no idea it had morphed into the new douchetard flag.


There's nothing new about it.
 
2012-04-12 10:49:48 AM

Starhawk: Oy. Been wearing a baseball cap backward since I was a teenager.... with no idea it had morphed into the new douchetard flag.

Thanks, Fark. Now I have to go shopping for a nice fedora or something.


cdn.bleacherreport.net

You were saying?

/Steelers fan
//feel dirty for GISing that picture
 
2012-04-12 10:59:27 AM

muck4doo: Really Iggles fans. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Make it once to the Super Bowl since the early 80's, and your QB pukes all over himself. Only team in the NFC East without a SB win.


Oh shiat! Scoreboard!
 
2012-04-12 11:10:14 AM

timujin: Quasar: timujin: Damn, dude, you've got to give up that look, it's not 1998.

Nobody talks to Tony Bromo that way!

I seriously believe that given a better offensive line (maybe starting with a center that can actually put the ball in his hands) Romo can take the Cowboys all the way. But that backwards hat shiat has got to go.


Trent Dilfer did it. Why not Romo?
 
2012-04-12 11:21:09 AM
 
2012-04-12 11:26:44 AM

octopied: srhp29: WTF. I am no Romo fan, but should he have worn a tux?

I had a hat on for two and a half days, in the hospital, waiting for my son to be born...and it was on backwards most of the time.

It was a real pisser that she wouldn't shut her hole during the AFC and NFC Championship games.

You sound like a real catch.

Seriously, She's in labor for 60 hours and all you can do is biatch about missing games? Fark off.


Oh what's the matter, you can't take a joke? STFU up, moron.
 
2012-04-12 11:37:30 AM

fuzzy dunlop: Maybe he couldn't find one with the bill in the front? (new window)


omfg I forgot about that scene - that was awesome.

srhp29: Oh what's the matter, you can't take a joke? STFU up, moron.


Some people take f*cking EVERYTHING seriously on here.

/at least mine's due in September so I won't be missing anything
 
2012-04-12 11:39:11 AM
I still thought he was going to wear a ceremonial chrome fez.

I mean...if you're going to go, go big.

/would have had the haters frothing
//congrats Tony
 
2012-04-12 11:46:11 AM

John Buck 41: Nabb1: Holy cow. What a tool.

Yep. Di, love ya babe, but your boy is an idiot.


I'm sorry, but why is he an idiot? Because of how he wears his.... hat? You guys are such dicks. The man's wife had a child and all you can think to do is biatch about his hat? HIS HAT. Hat. He is a normal person, with an actual life outside of the NFL, with a very nice lady for a wife (not an attention whore, btw), who just had a perfectly healthy son. I mean, I realize this is fark, and we're gonna get some jokes, but getting personal and calling people names is low-brow, basement level shiat. If it's not funny, don't bother.

And Hawkins is probably a family name, so everybody can quit whining that they didn't consult a bunch of losers on the internet over the name.
 
2012-04-12 11:47:15 AM

IAmRight: /at least mine's due in September so I won't be missing anything


OMG I didn't know! Congrats! You'll be a great dad!
 
2012-04-12 11:51:22 AM
BTW, women don't like it when you wear your hat forwards in a picture - it covers more of your face; if your bill is curved, it sometimes blocks your eye out of the picture; and what it doesn't cover, it puts a shadow on.

So I can understand when fairly attractive people wear them backwards.

Why Roethlisberger does it, no one knows. He should cover as much of his face up as possible. Unless he's not allowed to due to rape fears.
 
2012-04-12 11:57:21 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 12:07:47 PM

Di Atribe: If it's not funny, don't bother.


C'mon Di, there is a LOT of unfunny shiat on Fark, you're not new here.

/Personally don't care about the hat
 
2012-04-12 12:22:24 PM

Di Atribe: He is a normal person, with an actual life outside of the NFL, with a very nice lady for a wife (not an attention whore, btw), who just had a perfectly healthy son.


I don't really care how he wears his hat, and if he wasn't the Cowboys QB he seems like a nice enough guy, but they did have his publicist announce the birth of their child, and the picture didn't magically end up all over the place.

Normal people don't have that happen.
 
2012-04-12 12:51:14 PM

Treygreen13: [i291.photobucket.com image 451x348]


I was kinda hoping for the full-blown monkey scrotum.
 
2012-04-12 01:00:19 PM

Yanks_RSJ: I don't really care how he wears his hat, and if he wasn't the Cowboys QB he seems like a nice enough guy, but they did have his publicist announce the birth of their child, and the picture didn't magically end up all over the place.

Normal people don't have that happen.


And? So? You're nitpicking my use of the word "normal?" Because I didn't mean it as in "normal just like you and me sitting at a computer all day running numbers and making charts" normal. I meant that he is a human being. He is a fairly well-known person, so I don't know why releasing the information is such a big deal. It was probably a pre-emptive strike so they can be left alone. "Here's the info, now bugger off."
 
2012-04-12 01:00:25 PM

muck4doo: Really Iggles fans. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Make it once to the Super Bowl since the early 80's, and your QB pukes all over himself. Only team in the NFC East without a SB win.


Really? You broke out the 5 RINGS! thing in a thread that was about Tony Romo being a douche? Wow, and you guys say Steeler fans are bad.

Congratulations on growing a longer beard, Tony.
 
2012-04-12 01:04:56 PM

Di Atribe: And? So? You're nitpicking my use of the word "normal?" Because I didn't mean it as in "normal just like you and me sitting at a computer all day running numbers and making charts" normal. I meant that he is a human being. He is a fairly well-known person, so I don't know why releasing the information is such a big deal. It was probably a pre-emptive strike so they can be left alone. "Here's the info, now bugger off."


I love that you will white knight Tony Romo even for vaguely complimentary remarks.

Exactly who were the people clamoring for pictures of Tony Romo's progeny? Other than idiots who read US Weekly and Cowboys zealots?
 
2012-04-12 01:09:01 PM

Yanks_RSJ: I love that you will white knight Tony Romo even for vaguely complimentary remarks.

Exactly who were the people clamoring for pictures of Tony Romo's progeny? Other than idiots who read US Weekly and Cowboys zealots?


I'm not white knighting. I'd honest-to-goodness say this about anyone who had a child or got married and there was BAFFLINGLY a thread about it on Fark. Anyone. Ben, Rex, Eli.... any of 'em. Know why? Because it has nothing to do with football. This was just a life event of someone we all are familiar with. That's it.

Yanks_RSJ: Exactly who were the people clamoring for pictures of Tony Romo's progeny?


I don't farking know! They got published, didn't they? Just because YOU don't care doesn't mean that NOBODY cares.
 
2012-04-12 01:14:41 PM
Oh look, it's Yanks_RSJ losing his shiat again. Who would have guessed?

/so glad I blocked that douche sandwich
 
2012-04-12 01:20:32 PM

Treygreen13: [i291.photobucket.com image 451x348]


Is that a golf course?
 
2012-04-12 01:23:12 PM

Di Atribe: I don't farking know! They got published, didn't they? Just because YOU don't care doesn't mean that NOBODY cares.


Hey Di, I love ya dearly. All I meant was that if you release pictures of yourself after having a child, you should probably expect a wide array of opinions to surface as a result.

By the way, you might want to let you pal Treygreen know that when he makes a big show of announcing the fact that he's ignored me and follows it with a personal insult (which I never once directed at him), it pretty much defeats the purpose.
 
2012-04-12 01:23:42 PM

robsul82: Treygreen13: [i291.photobucket.com image 451x348]

Is that a golf course?


Oh, yeah. I shopped that one (pretty poorly) after there was a thread claiming that Tony Romo's golf game was an impediment to his football success, or something crazy like that.
 
2012-04-12 01:25:26 PM

robsul82: Treygreen13: [i291.photobucket.com image 451x348]

Is that a golf course?


It's where you can best find Romo from January through August.
 
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