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		"He wasn't shot, but he was very drunk" (redding.com)		12
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Ed Finnerty		2012-04-11 05:56:31 PM

I'll bet that's the last time the paint store does a tunnel mural in tribute a la Wile E. Coyote.

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-11 05:57:08 PM

FFS. I seem to need a secondary preview.

fusillade762		2012-04-11 06:30:42 PM

At the paint shop, officers found Bruce Cork, 25, of Redding, on the ground nearby.

He must have been *puts on sunglasses* shellacked.

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MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-11 06:32:37 PM

Damn, Redding... ain't y'all getting enough oxygen up there at the top of the valley?

Porous Horace		2012-04-11 06:37:57 PM

Ah, redding ... I remember the first time I *mumble* , of course, like most young men, I *mumblemumble* ... but then I met a *mumblemumble* ... with an impeccably trained octopus ... *mumble* ... only spoke Norwegian but I thought *mubmlemumble* ... the whole thing was held together with tie wraps! So *mumble* *mumble* black Toyota pickup ... *mumble* ... straight through the fence into two parked cars! I cracked my nose sharply on the steering wheel but I didn't feel a thing, because at the time, I was very, very drunk.

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-11 06:59:54 PM

Redding likes to get all their police reports done at once, to save time and paper. Same with the ER and ambulance guys. They can only afford one accident at a time, so they do a drunk/car accident/shooting to get it all over with.

boozehat		2012-04-11 07:25:07 PM

i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.

Indubitably		2012-04-11 08:15:29 PM

I was want to redding the article, but it tooks too longs to loads...

Ka-boom.

;)

Indubitably		2012-04-11 08:16:56 PM

boozehat: i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.

Troll-y-ota?

;)

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-11 08:36:20 PM

boozehat: i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.

It would have been a very different situation had it been a white Volkswagen, after all.