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(Redding Record Searchlight)   "He wasn't shot, but he was very drunk"   (redding.com) divider line 12
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2012-04-11 05:56:31 PM
I'll bet that's the last time the paint store does a tunnel mural in tribute a la Wile E. Coyote.
 
2012-04-11 05:57:08 PM
FFS. I seem to need a secondary preview.
 
2012-04-11 06:30:42 PM
At the paint shop, officers found Bruce Cork, 25, of Redding, on the ground nearby.

He must have been *puts on sunglasses* shellacked.

fim.413chan.net
 
2012-04-11 06:32:37 PM
Damn, Redding... ain't y'all getting enough oxygen up there at the top of the valley?
 
2012-04-11 06:37:57 PM
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Ah, redding ... I remember the first time I *mumble* , of course, like most young men, I *mumblemumble* ... but then I met a *mumblemumble* ... with an impeccably trained octopus ... *mumble* ... only spoke Norwegian but I thought *mubmlemumble* ... the whole thing was held together with tie wraps! So *mumble* *mumble* black Toyota pickup ... *mumble* ... straight through the fence into two parked cars! I cracked my nose sharply on the steering wheel but I didn't feel a thing, because at the time, I was very, very drunk.
 
2012-04-11 06:59:54 PM
Redding likes to get all their police reports done at once, to save time and paper. Same with the ER and ambulance guys. They can only afford one accident at a time, so they do a drunk/car accident/shooting to get it all over with.
 
2012-04-11 07:25:07 PM
i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.
 
2012-04-11 08:15:29 PM
I was want to redding the article, but it tooks too longs to loads...

Ka-boom.

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:16:56 PM
boozehat: i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.


Troll-y-ota?

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:36:20 PM
boozehat: i'm glad the article mentioned twice that it was a black Toyota.

very important information.


It would have been a very different situation had it been a white Volkswagen, after all.
 
2012-04-11 11:30:21 PM
"He wasn't shot, but he was very drunk"

I haven't been shot yet but the night is young and I am very drunk ,,,
 
2012-04-12 12:39:08 PM
images.wikia.com

Just drunk, huh?

/hot
 
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