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(New York Magazine)   Prosecutor confirms Zimmerman will be charged in the Trayvon Martin shooting, assuming they can find the guy   (nymag.com) divider line 201
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2012-04-11 03:01:40 PM
51 votes:
EVERYBODY HISPANIC!
2012-04-11 03:01:10 PM
39 votes:
he's looking for the real killer
2012-04-11 03:05:36 PM
13 votes:
He's not hiding. He just Skittled away.
2012-04-11 03:14:56 PM
12 votes:
i279.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 03:12:39 PM
11 votes:
The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
2012-04-11 03:01:42 PM
7 votes:
Begun, the race wars have.
2012-04-11 03:11:02 PM
6 votes:
...his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday...


How I picture someone named Hal Uhrig
viking-source.com
2012-04-11 03:09:03 PM
6 votes:
What's the over/under on him being located in a white Ford Bronco on a California freeway?
2012-04-11 03:07:08 PM
6 votes:
ihatedumbpeople: Guess they caved to public pressure...wasn't this supposed to come in 72 hours?

WITHIN 72 hours, self-loathing one.
2012-04-11 03:03:56 PM
6 votes:
What's the least dignified way this could end? Because that's what I'm betting on.
2012-04-11 03:32:25 PM
5 votes:
Step 1: tell the mob he's in Mexico

Step 2: mob goes to Mexico to hunt him down

Step 3: build wall and keep the mob in Mexico

Step 4: problem solved
2012-04-11 03:29:19 PM
5 votes:
img827.imageshack.us

All right now.. for all of you Boppers out there in the big city, for you street people with an ear for the action, Ive been asked to play a request for that cat out there who shot down Trayvon........here's Martha Reeves and the Vandellas... "Nowhere to Run"
2012-04-11 03:04:51 PM
5 votes:
Oznog: "You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

Alpha Centauri??

/no, think closer than that


Proxima Centauri?
2012-04-11 03:02:59 PM
5 votes:
28.media.tumblr.com
2012-04-11 03:02:20 PM
5 votes:
"You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

Alpha Centauri??

/no, think closer than that
2012-04-11 03:58:53 PM
4 votes:
cdn.c.photoshelter.com

The Confederate Navy has seen better days.
2012-04-11 03:12:52 PM
4 votes:
Thunderpipes: I assume people will remember this when a black guy does something wrong and some white guys want his head?

Justice system has just been dismantled, nobody wins here. Courts are now run by the mob, and the personal feelings of the President. Blah. Guilty or innocent, we all lose today.


Easy there champ, I know you're all bunched up due to centuries of white people being oppressed and subjugated, but calm down.
2012-04-11 03:12:52 PM
4 votes:
Zeno-25: Oznog: "You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

Alpha Centauri??

/no, think closer than that

Proxima Centauri?


upload.wikimedia.org
I'm not saying it was aliens, but....
2012-04-11 03:09:19 PM
4 votes:
I bet 9beers is hiding Zimmerman in his basement safe and sound.
2012-04-11 03:04:55 PM
4 votes:
He's in North Dakota, at his relatives furniture store "Zimmermans". I just bought a table from him. Not kidding.
2012-04-11 03:04:37 PM
4 votes:
He's holed up with Sean Hannity, who is the greatest legal mind currently alive.
2012-04-11 03:04:05 PM
4 votes:
They should check behind the local Home Depot
2012-04-11 03:01:49 PM
4 votes:
Locating Mr. Martin should not be difficult; he was buried in Miami, and I suspect that he has not relocated since.
2012-04-11 07:26:42 PM
3 votes:
You know, if Zimmerman had just sucked Treyvon's dick, he'd be in jail already.
2012-04-11 06:13:29 PM
3 votes:
fracas: JohnBigBootay: MythDragon: Chambered in .32. I carry this one if I am lightly dressed with sweatpants

You carry a gun in sweatpants?

9 inches of blue steel.


It's blue? Stop choking it.
2012-04-11 06:09:32 PM
3 votes:
This lady comes across as very condescending (that means she is talking down to us).
2012-04-11 04:50:33 PM
3 votes:
We're all going to look pretty silly once Skittles reveals that this whole thing was just a big crazy viral marketing campaign.
2012-04-11 03:06:57 PM
3 votes:
Katolu: Begun, the race wars have.

Good. I've been wanting to shoot a Tony Stewart fan for years.
2012-04-11 03:06:08 PM
3 votes:
Okay, which one of you added this comment to TFA?


Sccop_K
@Battler - well hold on. Zimmerman's admitted to killing Trayvon. If he wants to present "stand your ground", he's got to get on the stand. And if Law and Order has taught us anything - AND IT HAS - an unstable defendant is a sitting duck for Sam Waterston.
2012-04-11 03:05:23 PM
3 votes:
Everyone, you have until 6 PM to evacuate Florida. This will be the only announcement.
2012-04-11 03:05:19 PM
3 votes:
fracas: What's the least dignified way this could end?

He get's charged with double parking and littering.
2012-04-11 03:03:40 PM
3 votes:
He could make it a lot harder to identify him if he wears a hoodie.
2012-04-11 03:02:58 PM
3 votes:
And now - a sane rational discussion. (May God have mercy on us.)
2012-04-11 03:02:13 PM
3 votes:
Can someone please photoshop his face onto Waldo's body and but him in one of those million-hoodie march photos?
2012-04-11 03:01:44 PM
3 votes:
Oh, Zimmerman, where you gonna run to? Oh Zimmerman, where you gonna run to?
2012-04-11 09:41:26 PM
2 votes:
SubBass49: bugontherug: 9beers: bugontherug: since it appears to exculpate from all liability an aggressor who assaults someone, and then kills him when the victim defends himself.

Except that it doesn't.

Some people have been quoting language to the effect that even if Zimmerman started the fight, he had the right to kill Trayvon if during the course of the fight Zimmerman came to believe deadly force was necessary to prevent imminent death or great bodily harm. Viewing the text of the statute, I can't find that language. Maybe it doesn't exist after all.

Imagine the flood gates such a ruling would open...


Gang Member: Well, officer, he was gonna kill me...I had to shoot him.

Officer: You followed him for 3 blocks in your car while he rode his bike away from you. You jumped out of your car and tackled him, then proceeded to engage in mutual combat. He got the upper hand after a few minutes, so you shot & killed him.

Gang Member: Yes, sir.

Officer: Sounds completely logical...let me undo your handcuffs.


i208.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 07:50:22 PM
2 votes:
At this point in the thread, it is highly unlikely that I'll read your post if it does not have a picture in it.

i1083.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 06:09:02 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

I don't believe in kings...
I don't believe in Elvis....
I don't believe in Zimmerman....
I don't believe in Beatles....
....I just believe, in me.
Yoko and me.
And that motherfarker is guilty,
That's reality.
2012-04-11 05:55:11 PM
2 votes:
blackminded: Real quick though: Any Farkers want to make a recommendation on a Sig Sauer P229 chambered for .357SIG as a concealed carry weapon?

[img3.findthebest.com image 633x348]

/I'll check back later


Good gun, as are all SIGs. The round performs well, though being used in only a few guns causes it to be, at times, harder to find and expensive.

Im all good with my Beretta PX4 9mm. 17+1 capacity, loaded with 147gr JHP.
2012-04-11 05:46:24 PM
2 votes:
vegasj: Karma Curmudgeon: You sound oppressed.

I am, I tested the highest in my class for a government job but since we have AA they picked the guy who tested below me only because he was black... is that better?


You're about to meet an angry man. Mr. William Connor, who carries on his shoulder a chip the size of the national debt. This is a sour man, a lonely man, who's tired of waiting for the breaks that come to others, but never to him. Mr. William Connor, whose own blind hatred is about to catapult him into the darkest corner of the Twilight Zone.
2012-04-11 05:24:53 PM
2 votes:
Hypothetical Imperative: I swear I only come into these threads to watch people throw stuff at 9beers and Thunderpipes.


9beers:
I bet you also enjoy going to the zoo to watch monkey fling poop. That's pretty much the impression I get from the angry mob.


So you admit you're a monkey who flings poop? Glad that's finally out in the the open.
2012-04-11 04:35:05 PM
2 votes:
eraser8: symtronic: Thats great! Its still not a recent photo of the boy.... this is though:

Here's another recent photo:

[i39.tinypic.com image 540x591]

Why didn't you choose to use that one?


More Recent, than ANY of yours...

www.thegrio.com

lower left hand corner

am I doin' it rite?
2012-04-11 04:12:46 PM
2 votes:
Thunderpipes: I get pretty confused

No shiat.
2012-04-11 04:09:17 PM
2 votes:
I still contend anyone who chooses Tropical Skittles over regular Skittles deserves to be shot to death
2012-04-11 03:43:10 PM
2 votes:
Muwhahaha!

This thing is just getting crazier and crazier.

bmadore.squarespace.com

/What if it's just a Republican plot to distract us from Romney?
//Nah.
2012-04-11 03:41:09 PM
2 votes:
sign_of_Zeta: Wendy's Chili: Thunderpipes: Guilty or innocent, we all lose today

Why would we lose if a guilty man is being charged for his crime?


I think we all lose because no matter what this case has been so tainted by the media and public feelings this will never be a fair trial. I doubt he can have an untainted jury pool. No way.


Come on, this is Florida we're talking about. There's no way they couldn't find 12 clueless idiots.
2012-04-11 03:36:53 PM
2 votes:
I see Christmas Troll and the League of Fail have arrived to defend Dumbass McRentacop for shooting an unarmed teenager.
2012-04-11 03:25:27 PM
2 votes:
Phinn: Mike Chewbacca: TXEric: It will be involuntary/aggravated manslaughter, or at most 2nd degree murder.

And that's fine. I don't think George Zimmerman (dammit, I wrote Martin again!) intended to kill anyone that day. He just wanted to play cop and feel like a badass. Of course, how much of a badass are you if you successfully shoot and kill someone who doesn't even have a weapon?

It's just amazing how you know how someone else felt a month or more ago. It's like you can read his thoughts or something!

Does a sidewalk count as a weapon?

Yes, I think it does.

/Martin had another weapon.
//The one he had his hand around when it fired a bullet into his chest.


I'm pretty sure Zimmerman had "disarmed" Martin of the sidewalk weapon Martin was "carrying" when Zimmerman shot Martin.
2012-04-11 03:24:11 PM
2 votes:
He'll turn up dead long before they have a chance to prosecute him. Suicide by 4 gunshots to the back of the head.
2012-04-11 03:24:08 PM
2 votes:
It look this long for Florida to realize that shooting your neighbor is a crime. Good Job Florida, but no cookie for you....
2012-04-11 03:23:22 PM
2 votes:
As this thread is getting out of control fast please see below.....

sassage.org
CHECK 'EM
2012-04-11 03:14:58 PM
2 votes:
ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

/Fedora rolls up to boot
2012-04-11 03:12:22 PM
2 votes:
Charged with involuntary manslaughter - Riots
Found innocent - Riots
Found guilty and sentenced to 5 years - Riots

The mob is getting that new flat screen TV one way or the other.
2012-04-11 03:12:16 PM
2 votes:
Just feel the need to post in this thread.
2012-04-11 03:11:52 PM
2 votes:
spiderpaz: skullkrusher: he's looking for the real killer

I'll start following any suspicious looking hispanics I find


Hey, we found Sheriff Joe Arpaio's fark handle.
2012-04-11 03:08:02 PM
2 votes:
jim32rr: Most likely hiding out in Mexico, needs the ghost Johnnie Cochran to step in.

A white man hiding in Mexico will stick out like a sore thumb.
2012-04-11 03:05:12 PM
2 votes:
Wait, but in the last thread, people were ASSURING me that they DEFINITELY didn't have enough evidence to charge, and delayed the announcement to prepare for the riots!
2012-04-11 03:04:43 PM
2 votes:
GAT_00: WhoIsWillo: Oh, Zimmerman, where you gonna run to? Oh Zimmerman, where you gonna run to?

This would work better if he hadn't already run the fark away.


So he ran to Hannity / he was waiting / He ran to Hannity / He was waiting / Oh, on that day.
2012-04-11 03:04:09 PM
2 votes:
Did anyone check under the couch cushions?
2012-04-11 03:02:31 PM
2 votes:
farm2.staticflickr.com

Good. Good.
2012-04-11 03:02:22 PM
2 votes:
You mean that when you follow someone and shoot and kill them you CANT call self defense?

really?
2012-04-11 03:01:43 PM
2 votes:
That should soothe the frothing hoodie mobs right? We cool now?
2012-04-14 09:35:55 PM
1 votes:
Stormfront is gonna be SO MAD if Zimmerman is found guilty.
2012-04-13 09:20:29 AM
1 votes:
tirob: And perhaps other evidence that will come to light. Your question is premature.

You clearly do not understand. 9beers has seen every piece of evidence . He's investigated every aspect of the shooting. He's personally interviewed every witness. He's a skilled lawyer with many years of court room experience. He's completely unbiased and has come to the conclusion that anyone that does not take Zimmerman's story at face value is an idiot, a troll or looking for votes.
2012-04-12 10:20:32 PM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus: NightOwl2255: Got to love Fark posters.

Phinn takes a posters statement that "(Zimmerman) is the most unloved man since Hitler" and turns that into Zimmerman is "the New Hitler". Silly Jesus morphs that into "the ZIMMERMAN IS RACIST ALSO HITLER crowd".

So a Zimmerman supporter takes a statement that in no way compares Zimmerman to Hitler and implies that someone is comparing Zimmerman to Hitler. Silly Jesus makes the completely dishonest leap that there's people calling Zimmerman Hitler when in fact, the only ones doing so are him and Phinn.

Approves:
[i939.photobucket.com image 427x320]

You must be new here. *checks profile* Nope. Hmm, what could possibly be the explanation then for not recognizing a very common "meme", if you will, used on Fark constantly? Are you just oblivious or are you purposefully being disingenuous and dense in an attempt to prove some point?

The "ALSO HITLER" tag line, usually typed in all caps, is very frequently added to the end of someone's diatribe about how awful someone is. It's an over-the-top Godwin. It's purposefully absurd in an attempt to point out the absurdity of the text that it's tacked onto the end of.

Now that we've had that revelation, please do know that I am not trying to imply that anyone is comparing Zimmerman to Hitler, nor am I doing so. I was using the "meme", which I thought was common knowledge. Evidently it's not (again, assuming that you aren't just being dense on purpose).

/hitler


Meme Nazi!

You know who else believed in being strict?

/snerk
2012-04-12 06:06:26 PM
1 votes:
omeganuepsilon: NightOwl2255: omeganuepsilon: You were equivocating out of ignorance, and you do so again even after I explained how the word can be used in multiple ways, ergo you are doing it with intent.

omeganuepsilon: farking idiots!

omeganuepsilon: You're on Time-out, go sit by Mrtraveler01, or else it's the dunce hat and standing in the corner AND I call your parents.

omeganuepsilon: "OMG, someone call the mental ward, I found a mean person who can identify my fallacies!" Pfft, whatever.

omeganuepsilon: Some retards just really don't get that, especially the Fark Pedant Brigade.

omeganuepsilon: Excuse me for trying to use some civility on the internet

Why is it every supporter of Zimmerman is a hypocritical douchebag?

Please, please put me on ignore you little sniveling prick.

I knew a troll like you would attempt that.

read what I posted again.

I did not claim to only be civil, just that I use some civility.


You know, I'm in the not-convinced-that-Zimmerman-is-guilty-of-a-crime camp, but I'm not sure I want to be on the same side as you.
2012-04-12 05:55:41 PM
1 votes:
omeganuepsilon: You were equivocating out of ignorance, and you do so again even after I explained how the word can be used in multiple ways, ergo you are doing it with intent.

omeganuepsilon: farking idiots!

omeganuepsilon: You're on Time-out, go sit by Mrtraveler01, or else it's the dunce hat and standing in the corner AND I call your parents.

omeganuepsilon: "OMG, someone call the mental ward, I found a mean person who can identify my fallacies!" Pfft, whatever.

omeganuepsilon: Some retards just really don't get that, especially the Fark Pedant Brigade.

omeganuepsilon: Excuse me for trying to use some civility on the internet

Why is it every supporter of Zimmerman is a hypocritical douchebag?

Please, please put me on ignore you little sniveling prick.
2012-04-12 04:23:05 PM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus: NightOwl2255: Phinn: Punching someone and bashing his head on the pavement for asking what you're doing is adult action.

Your obsession with women's jewelery aside, if Martin was a dope smoking, jewelery stealing low-life, it in no way changes this case. In no way. (bold, just for you) And you know this, man!

Sure it does. The media and the prosecution / his family / the mobs have portrayed Martin like this...

[lezgetreal.com image 279x250]

But if it turns out that he was actually more like this...

[moonbattery.com image 500x375]

Then that will impact how the jury perceives the case. Right now the narrative is "unarmed, innocent, infant, never harmed a fly, etc." and therefore there was no reason for Zimmerman to be anywhere near him or think he was suspicious and he couldn't have possibly posed a physical threat to Zimmerman. If it turns out he was actually a thug with multiple suspensions and crimes under his belt, then Zimmerman becomes less of a Hitler figure.


These were the pics that I thought they would run when it first happened. (I know one is a girl but it completely captures the mood)
3.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-12 03:58:17 PM
1 votes:
Mrtraveler01: s2s2s2: Mrtraveler01: liam76: Claiming someoen looks suspiscious or on drugs doesn't make someone "paranoid.

It doesn't?

Well, it doesn't make them wrong.

It doesn't?

If this kid was white, would he think he looks suspicious or on drugs?


If he's peeking in windows and shiat as he meanders by, as described(I paraphrased here though) in the recording of GZ with the cops, YES.

farking idiots!

Drew would ban the lot of you if you didn't all make him money via ads.
2012-04-12 09:33:18 AM
1 votes:
ChuDogg: Here's the problem, most of the encounter is recorded with Zimmerman on the phone with 911. We know when he got of the car, we know where he got out of the car. We then hear him open his door when asked "which way is he headed. He then appears to give run/walk for about 30 seconds, then dismissively says "he ran", he can now see down the walkway. His breathing normalizes, as if he's at stand still or maybe slight pacing while on the phone for a full minute and 30 seconds left in the call.

For your theory to be correct, he's running a full sprint down the front of the housing complex, says "he ran" for no reason at all, then calms his breathing to appear like he stopped for a minute and 30 seconds and holds a conversation while sprinting around to cut off Martin.

The next thing we know, we hear a 911 call, with 45 seconds of somebody screaming for help. Not much time before Zimmerman hangs up the phone, and before the 911 call, to get the scene to where your map could possibly indicate it is, then scuffle around and wind up at the first house by Zimmerman's truck.

A much simpler explanation? Zimmerman moved behind the house where he saw Zimmerman running, hoping to get a view of his flight through the neighborhood. Here it is with the full transcript: Link (new window)


This makes more sense than anything I've heard in this debate. Great work.
2012-04-12 08:48:19 AM
1 votes:
If the trial reveals Martin was acting like a thug and Zimmerman was justified, I'm sure the black community will apologize for getting worked up over this and will look inward toward teaching kids to stop acting like gangsters.

/no two things in the above sentence will ever happen.
2012-04-12 02:18:23 AM
1 votes:
9beers: Curmudgeonly: 9beers: By the way, Angela Correy was fired from her job as a prosecutor in 2006. Link (new window)

There's also a petition on Change.org to have her removed from office again that was started well before she took over this case.

From your own link :

According to the Associated Press, then-State Attorney Harry Shorenstein said Corey was fired after she failed to respond satisfactorily to a complaint against her.

Corey said her termination was political and she was undeterred, announcing immediately that she planned to run for her boss' job. With the support of local law enforcement, she won.

Not surprised you left that little tidbit out.

So you'd expect her to admit to being fired for misconduct? Yeah, sure.


No more than anyone could expect you to post anything but slander, disingenuous "info" and flat-out bullshiat.
2012-04-12 12:39:03 AM
1 votes:
I still think that little kid should've just handed over the candy and avoided this whole mess.

But you know how kids are...
2012-04-12 12:34:01 AM
1 votes:
ChuDogg: ChuDogg: [img685.imageshack.us image 640x551]

[img685.imageshack.us image 640x551]

If anybody was watching CNN just now Zimmerman's brother really got hammered on what happened and what Zimmerman said to him. He tried not going into details but ended up spilling alot out. In it he pretty much said everything that I made in this picture. I don't remember exactly but he says that Zimmerman moved to the address of the last area he saw Martin running from (in the pic) and assumed he had ran off and several minutes went by, and didn't proceed further, and that when he heard the operator say "we don't need you to do that" he wasn't running after Martin. After several minutes, he saw Martin approach him and didn't expect to be attacked.

Not likely to change anyone's minds. But pretty interesting hearing that as I only made that a few days after the 911 calls were released based on pictures of the crime scene, the position of his truck, and Zimmerman's call with the police operator. Pretty much lined up exactly with what Zimmerman's brother said he told him.


Zimmerman's brother's interview is on CNN again right now if anyone is interested in matching it up.


Thanks for letting me know. I love finding out secondhand facts from a completely unbiased source who has no interest whatsoever in distorting the established facts of the case.

9beers: gimmegimme: Really? The "police" he called told him to fark off. He continued his completely unauthorized stalking pursuit stalking.

You know how I know that you're an idiot?


I...I don't know what to think. A couple hours ago, you counseled us. You let us know that there is more to life than the Treyvon Martin case. You inspired some of us to head into the moonlight and truly enjoy life or to crack a Labatt Blue and enjoy some hockey. Now you're back and threadshiatting and ad hominemming...I just don't know what do to anymore.
2012-04-11 11:27:51 PM
1 votes:
hatelabs: B and C would get you shot 100% of the time if I'm the guy on the other end of the gun, and I'd be 100% in the right to do so in Florida, and I'd risk the jail time anywhere with no stand your ground law.

How long did it take you to type all that using one hand?
2012-04-11 11:23:48 PM
1 votes:
hatelabs: 99 out of 100000 times A means no dead kid (criminal thug or no) no guy in the headlines (racist nazi or no) and life goes on because civilized people act civil.

Dude c'mon math wtf
2012-04-11 10:51:43 PM
1 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-04-11 09:57:04 PM
1 votes:
I_C_Weener

What does the height of mestizos have to do with it?

Everything. See, your average mestizo, he's short. Shorter than an average European or African (or American of those ancestries). This poor guy grew up his entire life with tall, Germanic paternal cousins, was pushed around at school by tall, Bantu classmates, got shot down even by the tiny Asian girls...nowhere for him to go. So he says to himself, "Self, this is ok. Be a cop. Badges are tall." But even then, he just couldn't get it together. So he's sitting there with a gun in one hand and a grudge against talls in the other...and then he sees him. Mockingly tall. The conflation of every basketball player that ever pantsed him. And he says to himself, "Self...time to mount up and show the world that a short mestizo can be a hero!" After congratulating himself on the rhyme, he set out to save the neighborhood from its own tallest denizens.

Well, we all see how that went. For want of a few inches, a mestizo started a race war. Bueno trabajo, or whatever.
2012-04-11 09:55:56 PM
1 votes:
s2s2s2: gimmegimme: s2s2s2: gimmegimme: s2s2s2: bulldg4life: gimmegimme: Maybe Zimmerman has transparent blood.

So does Martin.

Maybe they made him change his shirt for evidence.

Then you agree a crime was committed. Why did it take 40 days to arrest him?

You think that Trayvon beat up George?

I asked you first. Why did it take 40 days to take a man into custody who had stalked a teenager and shot him to death after being told to fark off by the 911 operator?

It took that long for hype to outweigh reason.


I think I can explain why you are saying all of this. Are you the guy from "The Most Dangerous Game?" He thought he was morally in the right, too.

//Except the men he stalked were given a headstart and they knew they were playing the game, too. Trayvon had neither of these benefits.
2012-04-11 09:44:04 PM
1 votes:
It was the one armed man...who now drums for Def Lepard.
2012-04-11 09:22:02 PM
1 votes:
I bet Trayvon wishes he shared that candy now.
2012-04-11 09:04:45 PM
1 votes:
Thunderpipes: We get it, liberals are racists, you are happy. Yay! Go Obama-Hitler!

i262.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 09:03:50 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

This youngster is very glad Zimmerman is off the streets. 9beers, you think he's just as worthy of death as Trayvon, right?
2012-04-11 08:58:56 PM
1 votes:
ZeroCorpse: The assholes who want a race war weren't around to see the result of the race riots in Detroit.

You don't want a race war, jerkoffs. It won't go well for anybody.


Hey,

For the record: I only want peace for us all, friend, for we are all brothers and sisters under melanin...

Read that JUST twice,

then slice

AND

dice.

Word.

;)

P.S. C>D
p.p.s. RACE WAR? try global gutting. you rise violence and expect raze, and so will the earth. enough!
2012-04-11 08:56:20 PM
1 votes:
ravenlore: yeah...i'm not seeing a band-aid on his nose. I mean, i know we can't expect HD quality, but i'm also not seeing blood, bruising or obvious facial damage.

When were these photos taken relative to the shooting? within an hour? two hours? two days?


I buddy of mine broke my nose with a baseball bat once. While it did bleed for a while, there was no dislocation, and only a little swelling. I would have shot him, but he's whiter than I am.
2012-04-11 08:28:14 PM
1 votes:
Thunderpipes: Lynch mobs now are legitimate, from the President on down. No evidence needed, just mob anger and the race card. This will end well......

Drama queen.
2012-04-11 08:03:36 PM
1 votes:
Dougie AXP: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Dougie AXP: I am definitely not a lawyer, but from talking to some lawyer friends and seeing it depicted time after time after time on TV and in movies, it's been the prosecution.

It doesn't mean the defense can't ask, but I'm used to the prosecution always doing it.

The prosecution, to my understanding (IANAL) has to actually file on the lesser included charges. That was part of the screw up in the Anthony case, the jury couldn't find her guilty of a lesser charge because they weren't given a lesser charge on which to find her guilty.

I agree. Like I said, I believe, the prosecution has to submit an amendment of the charges before they rest their case. If they do, the judge can allow or disallow it. If he does, he can then instruct the jury to deliberate on the lesser offenses.

basically, we're in violent agreement with each other.


Everyone forgive me if this has been covered -- 1400 posts?-- but here's where in my opinion (criminologist, not lawyer), 2nd degree murder is the BEST possible outcome for both the prosecutor and Zimmerman. It goes like this:

1. Prosecutor charges Zimmerman with murder. There is much rejoicing amongst the angry mob with pitchforks.
2. Zimmerman goes to trial (yes, he will also probably be held in jail pending trial, but he'll almost certainly be in protective custody, and considering the fact that he couldn't show his face in public without being killed, why not make the state pay to keep him hidden rather than use his own resources?)
3. Defense goes balls-to-the-wall with a "self-defense" argument. Considering the fact that they already apparently have some witnesses who will testify that Martin was thrashing him, this is likely to get some significant traction.
4. Defense then vigorously resists any prosecution attempt to have "included offense" instructions given to the jury. Basically making the argument that Zimmerman was NOT negligent nor reckless, but intentionally, legally, shot Martin (thus should not be convicted of manslaughter). If they're successful in this effort, the jury will have to choose between sending Zimmerman away for life, or believing that he might possibly have been in fear of his life and acting legally under Florida law.
5. Jury acquits.
6. Zimmerman immediately commences legal action against Al Sharpton (and NBC, for allowing Sharpton to continue broadcasting what was will be called a vendetta against an innocent man). Zimmerman gets wealthy, moves somewhere, changes name, lives happily ever after.

Oh, and I forgot: 7. Rioting occurs. At least one legally justified homicide will result (and probably several legally unjustified ones). This will be blamed on the anonymous jury, so nobody suffers except the maimed and dead. The system continues without change. Status quo ante.
2012-04-11 07:47:34 PM
1 votes:
White Supremacists BEFORE Zimmerman was charged: "You people don't respect the rule of law! You're trying to lynch an innocent man! The AG didn't charge him, so therefore he's obviously 100% innocent!"
White Supremacists NOW: "The law is corrupt! This only happened because the Media made a big deal out of it! I hope you're happy now, Libruls!"
2012-04-11 07:40:43 PM
1 votes:
gimmegimme: Maybe you haven't heard: the kid was black and the shooter was white. So it's somehow self defense to shoot the unarmed black person you're stalking.

(Wow, it really does sound like 1854 when you put it that way.)


I don't see what the big deal is. Was black youth out of season or something?
2012-04-11 07:39:24 PM
1 votes:
Carth: It was a question and not rhetorical. I was genuinely curious if that would be enough for the prosecution if they had proof and hadn't released it.

The autopsy was completed over a month ago, the DA said don't press charges. I would assume that he was looking at the autopsy report along with everything else and the evidence sided with Zimmerman's story (true or not). If the report had said Martin was on the ground, didn't have powder marks, or was shot in the back Zimmerman would have been charged with murder prior to now.
2012-04-11 07:37:53 PM
1 votes:
Why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?
www.squareoak.com
2012-04-11 07:31:42 PM
1 votes:
totally going to find a fair jury
2012-04-11 07:22:40 PM
1 votes:
zixr: Katolu: Begun, the race wars have.

won't someone PLEASE think of the younglings???

[i41.tinypic.com image 640x272]


Dude, it's not Anakin's fault. He was just standing his ground.
2012-04-11 07:21:43 PM
1 votes:
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: gimmegimme: xebeche_tzu: A guy shoots and kills a kid in the street, so we charge him for it? Man, that's harsh. And only a month to figure that out?

Maybe you haven't heard: the kid was black and the shooter was white. So it's somehow self defense to shoot the unarmed black person you're stalking.

(Wow, it really does sound like 1854 when you put it that way.)

Really? Then why did Zimmermang just get charged with 2nd degree murder after a thorough investigation? You won. Political pressure trumped started the process of justice in this case. Congratulations. You can stop with the I am so butthurt now that I'm sitting on three pillows and I'm buying Preparation H in hundred-gallon drums.


FTFY
2012-04-11 07:21:08 PM
1 votes:
Katolu: Begun, the race wars have.

won't someone PLEASE think of the younglings???

i41.tinypic.com
2012-04-11 07:18:45 PM
1 votes:
doglover: Obviously SOMETHING happened. But I reject your naive notion that in the middle of the night while being assaulted by a stranger that there are degrees of having your head hit onto the sidewalk. If it was you having your head hit, would you notice how hard?

This is what I've been trying to say. I promise if you have your head bashed into the sidewalk just once with a threat of it happening again you'll be ready to use that gun. Should he have let his head be smashed into a sidewalk until he lost consciousness (and then killed for all he knew) or was brain damaged? That's what I'm getting from Fark.

Also you people forget there was an autopsy done. If it hadn't been consistent with what Zimmerman said he would have been arrested long ago.
2012-04-11 07:14:15 PM
1 votes:
Utter Genius: So how many times does you head have to be slammed into a concrete curb before you are allowed to defend yourself without being charged for murder?

Do you wait until your head is a bloody pulp, or until your skull cracks?


That's another complication here. The granite skull of Zimmerman, which can apparently be repeatedly slammed into a sidewalk without showing any marks at all.
2012-04-11 07:03:28 PM
1 votes:
vegasj: oh jesus...

9beers: Oh yeah, this press conference has gone to full religious revival mode now.

Religious and full of shiat.

Have they addressed all the black on white violent crimes yet? I'm waiting.


It's sad and kinda cute that you fringer bigots have each other's back when you're so clearly on the wrong side of history. Maybe you can give 9beers a reacharound while you watch Aryan-themed porn and deride racial injustice.
2012-04-11 06:56:58 PM
1 votes:
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: No such thing....think that one through for a minute. I'm out walking in the middle of the night, and you hold me up at gunpoint. I (justifiably, in Florida) pull my bazooka out of my shorts and start firing at you. That now makes it legal for you to kill at me?

That's a pretty awesome phrase. I like it.
2012-04-11 06:55:45 PM
1 votes:
EighthundredmillionthFarker: 9beers: I hope all of these people talking right now remember that they said that "justice has been done". That means they won't have any issues when Zimmerman is acquitted I'm assuming.

**crickets**


That's because we all have 9beers on ignore.
2012-04-11 06:54:11 PM
1 votes:
img812.imageshack.us
2012-04-11 06:53:33 PM
1 votes:
Amos Quito: [www.paranormalknowledge.com image 640x423]

Now let's all pray for a verdict that's popular with the easily agitated.


Ill be taking these Huggies....
2012-04-11 06:51:37 PM
1 votes:
I can't wait for the race wars to begin. America needs the hispanics and blacks to start killing each other. No, seriously, let's get this thing rollin'
2012-04-11 06:51:12 PM
1 votes:
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Dougie AXP: I am definitely not a lawyer, but from talking to some lawyer friends and seeing it depicted time after time after time on TV and in movies, it's been the prosecution.

It doesn't mean the defense can't ask, but I'm used to the prosecution always doing it.

The prosecution, to my understanding (IANAL) has to actually file on the lesser included charges. That was part of the screw up in the Anthony case, the jury couldn't find her guilty of a lesser charge because they weren't given a lesser charge on which to find her guilty.


I heard that Apple is developing iAnal, but they don't want to release it because all the women in the focus group hated it.
2012-04-11 06:49:55 PM
1 votes:
ulairix: JohnBigBootay: PlatinumDragon: o if Zimmerman's act was "justified", why weren't Martin's possible actions equally justified?

I think you have nailed the pertinent part of a really stupidly written law.

If they are both justified in using deadly force, that could, in theory, make it a legal duel.

Martin just lost the duel.


Can a legal minor consent to a duel?
2012-04-11 06:37:28 PM
1 votes:
Anyone watching the Sharpton speech? The Negro Community is frowning on some shenenigans...
2012-04-11 06:35:21 PM
1 votes:
s2s2s2: Tensions have risen in recent days in Sanford. Someone shot up an unoccupied police car Tuesday as it sat outside the neighborhood where Martin was killed. And a demonstration by college students closed the town's police station Monday.

Found "the mob".


What's your problem? The guy who shot the police car was standing his ground.
2012-04-11 06:29:07 PM
1 votes:
Free George Zimmerman?
No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.
2012-04-11 06:24:33 PM
1 votes:
vegasj: [s17.postimage.org image 480x480]

Yep, the Stormfronters have found their 'Free Mumia'.
2012-04-11 06:23:28 PM
1 votes:
HighlanderRPI: I've tried to forget. When can we circumcise the state from the rest of the country?

i.imgur.com

Believe me, its not for lack of trying. People been trying for ages.
2012-04-11 06:17:10 PM
1 votes:
Somacandra: Aloy: Also, I particularly love how the family will continue to protest until he is convicted. Yes, they totally just want justice, not bloodshed if they don't get their way.

In Capital cases lots of victim's families protest until the accused is executed. What's your point? Who the fark are you to tell a victim's family what to do or not do? There's nothing illegal about protesting.


This guy would disagree:

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-04-11 06:16:27 PM
1 votes:
HighlanderRPI: Please pray for the prosecutors! I can't believe they said that live.

img1.fark.net

/remember the Casey Anthony trial?
2012-04-11 06:13:00 PM
1 votes:
nope. they derped it. should be a pretty straightforward manslaughter charge.
2012-04-11 06:05:04 PM
1 votes:
SharkTrager: ivan: But here is what's wrong: to vilify Martin in order to make Zimmerman look more innocent is deeply, disgustingly vile

Agreed.

At the same time, to portray Martin as a young child who was much smaller than Zimmerman to make Zimmerman's offense seem more heinous is also wrong.


What's heinous is a self-appointed, armed, overgrown hall monitor getting his ass kicked by a beanpole...allegedly. Zimmerman should have shot himself for being worthless and pathetic
2012-04-11 06:04:46 PM
1 votes:
Jesus, this woman is talking like she's running for president.
2012-04-11 06:04:13 PM
1 votes:
TravisBickle62: Okay it is 5:58 EST and so far no riots in my neighborhood, but I have set up a trebuchet just in case ...

It is still early. If you are concerned about the riots, remember that they will be looking to inflict punishment on the opposite race. In order to walk safely as a caucasian, you might have to find a creative way to use shoe polish to disguise yourself.
2012-04-11 06:04:00 PM
1 votes:
NightOwl2255: 9beers: That's what I said?

No, you said Martin was a violent thug and Zimmerman deserved an award for killing him.


In all fairness, 9beers thought the his computer screen was like an Etch-a-Sketch and he could just erase any inconvenient statements.
2012-04-11 06:03:49 PM
1 votes:
Carth: conference has started

OK ZIMMERMAN IS COMING OUT
2012-04-11 05:58:04 PM
1 votes:
Okay it is 5:58 EST and so far no riots in my neighborhood, but I have set up a trebuchet just in case ...
2012-04-11 05:56:58 PM
1 votes:
Mike Chewbacca: ivan: Mike Chewbacca: If anything, these threads are good for adding to my troll ignore list.

Also, for highlighting some more good guys in green3.

Of course, if I'm one of the trolls, you won't see my compliment.

Nah, I only ignore the obvious and obnoxious trolls. I've even left skinnyhead off there because I think he's funny and most likely a satirist. But 9beers and the other guys I mentioned in this thread are obnoxious and provocative, and not in a good way.

So basically, any funny people I don't block, because I find them funny, even if they are trolling. I didn't see you trolling so much as being super sarcastic.


It's not possible to be serious in a troll-infested thread like this without getting stomped on. I'd rather be stomped on for a bad joke than for a sincere appeal to reason and humanity.

But, for the record, and in answer to all the Zimmerman apologists: the point here is not that Zimmerman is a racist -- I don't think he is -- or that he crossed some line -- I think he did -- but that police took his word for what transpired and released him without an investigation. It may have been by the book, in which case the book needs to have the book thrown at it.

This is a tragedy. Zimmerman's life is pretty much destroyed either way. A young man is dead, and is family's hearts are forever broken. "Race relations" (I hate that term) have been dealt a blow. Farker has turned against Farker (well, ok, that's a pre-existing condition).

It was right to call for an investigation. It was right to bring charges. It's right, if naive, to expect that justice will be done.

But here is what's wrong: to vilify Martin in order to make Zimmerman look more innocent is deeply, disgustingly vile. .

Don't worry, guys -- your precious guns won't be outlawed over this. You can relax.
2012-04-11 05:41:04 PM
1 votes:
s2s2s2: gimmegimme: How did he get his head bashed in?

His statement was that he was attacked. No way that could have happened, because Trayvon was 17, and George was 28. That's 11 times more powerful and dishonest!


You suck at math. And reasoning.
2012-04-11 05:39:13 PM
1 votes:
Stl_Cardinals_5: symtronic: mjohnson71: Fox News' current graphic:

The original of Trayvon Martin:

Its sad that everyone keeps using that picture.... its old.

Here is one thats more current.

FTFY....a more current photo than the Fox News photo of Trayvon Martin

[www.freefoto.com image 600x400]


Great. Now you're trying to imply he's a black Goth kid. Can he get ANY peace?
2012-04-11 05:36:13 PM
1 votes:
2012-04-11 05:33:48 PM
1 votes:
Confabulat: I'm curious what sort of "government job" hires on basis of "highest test in the class" but couldn't because of the black guy due to "AA" anyway.

That would be a fun tale to hear.


Not what you're looking for but we do something like that in Canada. Government jobs are hired based on an exam but visible minorities get a few extra points.
2012-04-11 05:32:04 PM
1 votes:
fracas: What's the least dignified way this could end? Because that's what I'm betting on.

Jury nullification because of pre-trial publicity and calls for mob justice?

He could team up with O.J. Simpson as a P.I. duo. I can smell the ratings already!
2012-04-11 05:31:24 PM
1 votes:
I'm curious what sort of "government job" hires on basis of "highest test in the class" but couldn't because of the black guy due to "AA" anyway.

That would be a fun tale to hear.
2012-04-11 05:13:14 PM
1 votes:
cmcl: youfoundthekingbaby: so will there be riots if hes found innocent? or will there be riots regardless?

Of course there will be riots. Rioting always works. And looting, too. Give a hoot, remember to loot!


C'mon, zimmer down.
2012-04-11 04:55:44 PM
1 votes:
I am just sick and tired of the lack of photoshopped pictures in regard to this story.
Get on the ball, people, these problems don't just make fun of themselves.


i229.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 04:49:22 PM
1 votes:
TravisBickle62: Mrtraveler01: TravisBickle62: His grandfather was the Governor of the state twice and fought against desegregation.

Oh my!...that's awkward.

It gets worse, he is related to George Wallace on his father's side, and several family members violently opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964. His great-uncle was Vice-President of the United States.


During the FDR administration, his Great-Grandfather's family on his father's side changed their name from Hitler to Zimmerman for obvious reasons.
2012-04-11 04:44:54 PM
1 votes:
P-Money All $tar: eraser8: symtronic: Thats great! Its still not a recent photo of the boy.... this is though:

Here's another recent photo:

[i39.tinypic.com image 540x591]

Why didn't you choose to use that one?

More Recent, than ANY of yours...

[www.thegrio.com image 400x299]

lower left hand corner

am I doin' it rite?


Taken just yesterday:

500.co

/look, Trayvon's made new friends!
//yes, I do think all zombies look alike, why do you ask?
2012-04-11 04:43:07 PM
1 votes:
dready zim: 9beers: he deserved to get shot for violently assaulting somebody

So you know the details of the two week investigation that was conducted? Are you a wizard?


Do you not know who 9beers is? He's the meanest internet tough guy here on Fark.
2012-04-11 04:37:40 PM
1 votes:
Mrtraveler01: TravisBickle62: Zimmerman's dad is a Florida Supreme Court Justice, and his mom is the Attorney General for the State of Florida, the fix is in.

Basically this. This is less of a race thing and more of a case of Zimmerman having some very powerful connections.


His family is basically all-powerful in Florida. His grandfather was the Governor of the state twice and fought against desegregation. Several of his cousins have been state senators, and one of his uncles was a U.S. Senator for 18 years.
2012-04-11 04:33:41 PM
1 votes:
Zimmerman's dad is a Florida Supreme Court Justice, and his mom is the Attorney General for the State of Florida, the fix is in.
2012-04-11 04:30:32 PM
1 votes:
fracas: JohnBigBootay: MythDragon: Chambered in .32. I carry this one if I am lightly dressed with sweatpants

You carry a gun in sweatpants?

9 inches of blue steel.


pugetsoundblogs.com

//you just read that in his voice
2012-04-11 04:27:06 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-11 04:26:21 PM
1 votes:
chewielouie: Bf+: nvmac: frepnog: ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

WE HAVE A WINNER

I prefer the following:

"Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is George Zimmerman. You are two days behind the toughest target you have ever tracked. Now I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now."


ooh...ooh!

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in neighborhood watch, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Zimmerman was the best.

How about this?

Listen, and understand. That Zimmerman is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, even when told to do so by the 911 dispatcher, ever, and he will hold his ground and not retreat until you are dead.


Awesome. Photoshop this, anyone.
2012-04-11 04:26:05 PM
1 votes:
I hope the blacks riot. Whites are forgetting about who they are dealing with and need to be reminded.
2012-04-11 04:19:34 PM
1 votes:
symtronic: Thats great! Its still not a recent photo of the boy.... this is though:

How dare that uppity negro try to imitate Johnny Cash!
2012-04-11 04:18:16 PM
1 votes:
Bf+: nvmac: frepnog: ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

WE HAVE A WINNER

I prefer the following:

"Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is George Zimmerman. You are two days behind the toughest target you have ever tracked. Now I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now."


ooh...ooh!

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in neighborhood watch, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Zimmerman was the best.


How about this?

Listen, and understand. That Zimmerman is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, even when told to do so by the 911 dispatcher, ever, and he will hold his ground and not retreat until you are dead.
2012-04-11 04:14:15 PM
1 votes:
Thunderpipes: Would you liberals just shut the hell up with your damn made up scenarios? Traypack attacked a guy, got killed for it. Obama says Zimmerman must now burn, so he will. This is how it works. Nice to know that if you are not white, you can run around beating the crap out of people and it is perfectly okay. This should be fun. May as well teabag em when they are down huh?

U mad bro?

LOL
2012-04-11 04:13:57 PM
1 votes:
RosettaStone: blackhalo: "Fla. Stat. 776.013(3)A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony."

"Fla. Stat 776.032(3)The court shall award reasonable attorney's fees, court costs, compensation for loss of income, and all expenses incurred by the defendant in defense of any civil action brought by a plaintiff if the court finds that the defendant is immune from prosecution as provided in subsection (1)."

Hey Florida taxpayers, get ready to pay Zimmerman once a judge throws this prosecution out the window.

What about Trayvon Martin's right to stand his ground and defend himself when being stalked and menaced by a large, crazy white man?


Hehe, latino, followed, 10 pound weight advantage....... I love liberals.

Should go full Derp and say Zimmerman was wearing a white pointy hat too.
2012-04-11 04:13:07 PM
1 votes:
Thunderpipes: Sweet Jesus! Something just leaked out of my ass!

I grow weary of you.
2012-04-11 04:05:12 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to do a one-person riot, and I'm doing it at home.

Do you hear me, couch? I'm going to fark your shiat up! I'm going to punch your cushions, biatch!
2012-04-11 03:59:01 PM
1 votes:
27.media.tumblr.com

"Fifty years ago we'd have Zimmerman upside down with a farking fork up his ass!"
2012-04-11 03:56:13 PM
1 votes:
fracas: What's the least dignified way this could end? Because that's what I'm betting on.

His new lawyer is Gloria Allred.
2012-04-11 03:55:27 PM
1 votes:
fracas: What's the least dignified way this could end? Because that's what I'm betting on.

I was thinking this morning about how if he shot himself while in hiding that would be the worst thing possible. No one would have closure
2012-04-11 03:54:19 PM
1 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese: Your desperate and lame comment is that Hannity should get a visit from the FBI???

To be fair, every day that goes by without Hannity being hung by his own entrails is a travesty of justice.
2012-04-11 03:47:30 PM
1 votes:
Godscrack: [img827.imageshack.us image 432x288]

All right now.. for all of you Boppers out there in the big city, for you street people with an ear for the action, Ive been asked to play a request for that cat out there who shot down Trayvon........here's Martha Reeves and the Vandellas... "Nowhere to Run"


I dunno man, Lynne Thigpen never had much luck trying to track down Hispanic fugitives.

\Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
2012-04-11 03:41:06 PM
1 votes:
Thunderpipes: No, the process starts when the DA doesn't think there is a reason to press charges. It should have ended there.

Don't have a real grasp of the legal system there do ya skippy?

That's okay, we don't expect much from you.


Thunderpipes: Now we got Obama and the mob overriding this, you really think this is good precedent? "oh, well we think he should be thrown in jail and found guilty!". Oh, okay, DA overruled. Al, Jesse, Obama, liberal public, you guys now are the law.

Yes, because Grand Juries and special prosecutors were never used until Obama got elected.

It's ALL OBAMA'S FAULT!
2012-04-11 03:40:08 PM
1 votes:
blackminded: Real quick though: Any Farkers want to make a recommendation on a Sig Sauer P229 chambered for .357SIG as a concealed carry weapon?

[img3.findthebest.com image 633x348]

/I'll check back later


Nice gun. Not a bad choice. But I have a recommendation - when wearing the gun, don't follow strangers around and accuse them of stuff unless you are positive they did something. Guns make people nervous and they could feel threatened and kick your ass leading you to shoot them and start a whole bunch of trouble.
2012-04-11 03:38:44 PM
1 votes:
SharkTrager: Raharu: SharkTrager: GleeUnit: 9beers: Charged with involuntary manslaughter - Riots
Found innocent - Riots
Found guilty and sentenced to 5 years - Riots

The mob is getting that new flat screen TV one way or the other.

At the risk of breaking my own rule and feeding the troll, who the f*ck is this "mob" you're always referring to?

Those people.

You mean Blah people.

I actually meant Methodists.


Their logo is even a flaming cross!

www.nfumc.net

/former Methodist
2012-04-11 03:38:22 PM
1 votes:
EighthundredmillionthFarker: Where can I place a bet on the color of his hair / facial hair style?

I'm going with platinum blonde / black porn 'stache.


www.fromthebalcony.com
2012-04-11 03:36:51 PM
1 votes:
skullkrusher: he's looking for the real killer

Bravo.
2012-04-11 03:35:31 PM
1 votes:
spiderpaz: ihatedumbpeople: The angle of entry/exit on the bullet would is going to be the big thing...
.

The big thing isn't going to be the angle of the bullet, since his defense is that they were struggling over his gun when he shot Martin. It will be the distance that the bullet was fired from. If it's anything other than point blank range, then Zimmerman's story falls apart. If they determine there was a distance even greater than arms length then it's going to be hard to claim he didn't have any choice but to shoot, because that would indicate that possibly Zimmerman pulled his weapon and Martin was trying to back off.

Does anyone know how easy/difficult it is to judge distance based on the wound? Wouldn't they be able to judge that from powder burns on Martin's skin or clothes?


So the defense is that they both reached for the gun?

28.media.tumblr.com
2012-04-11 03:34:52 PM
1 votes:
SoCalSurfer: Step 1: tell the mob he's in Mexico

Step 2: mob goes to Mexico to hunt him down

Step 3: build wall and keep the mob in Mexico

Step 4: problem solved


Yeah, cause if there is anything we know, it's there is no way to get to the US from Mexico other than land.
2012-04-11 03:33:58 PM
1 votes:
mr lawson: Michelle said during the interview, "Let me tell you, the things that's about to happen, to these honkeys, these crackers, these pigs, these pink people, these ---- people. It has been long overdue. My prize right now this evening ... is gonna be the bounty, the arrest, dead or alive, for George Zimmerman. You feel me?"

Honkeys? Damn, now we're gonna get killed for some shiat a Mexican guy did? How is that fair? At least use the proper racial terms for hispanics. Hell, I bet you'd even get some white people to help you kill them.
2012-04-11 03:32:58 PM
1 votes:
Raharu: SharkTrager: GleeUnit: 9beers: Charged with involuntary manslaughter - Riots
Found innocent - Riots
Found guilty and sentenced to 5 years - Riots

The mob is getting that new flat screen TV one way or the other.

At the risk of breaking my own rule and feeding the troll, who the f*ck is this "mob" you're always referring to?

Those people.

You mean Blah people.


I actually meant Methodists.
Bf+
2012-04-11 03:29:39 PM
1 votes:
nvmac: frepnog: ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

WE HAVE A WINNER

I prefer the following:

"Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is George Zimmerman. You are two days behind the toughest target you have ever tracked. Now I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now."



ooh...ooh!

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in neighborhood watch, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Zimmerman was the best.
2012-04-11 03:29:33 PM
1 votes:
When are the farking sea levels going to rise?

I'm so sick of Florida.
2012-04-11 03:27:59 PM
1 votes:
s2s2s2: TravisBickle62: His dad is a big judge at he U.N., he is probably in Switzerland by now

I heard his dad was Bob Dylan.


kistenet.com

you mean uncle robert?
2012-04-11 03:27:46 PM
1 votes:
The trolls have to take shifts with this number of greenlits. So much for the "earn easy money on the side, all you need is a computer and an Internet connection" ad that Drew posted. It turns out it's actual work to be an ass on the Internet.
2012-04-11 03:26:56 PM
1 votes:
frepnog: ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

WE HAVE A WINNER


I'm pretty sure he got lost in his own museum.
2012-04-11 03:26:43 PM
1 votes:
Scerpes: sforce: Scerpes: sforce: blackhalo: "Fla. Stat. 776.013(3)A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony."

So charge him with stalking too. Now he was engaged in unlawful activity.

Yeah...except that it doesn't fit the crime of stalking.

And. Sure it does:

(2)Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows, harasses, or cyberstalks another person commits the offense of stalking, a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.

Do you know what the word "repeatedly" means?


Yep. Do you? Did you miss the part where he followed him, went back to his car, and followed him again? .. Law is quite literal. 2 times would be repeatedly.
2012-04-11 03:24:08 PM
1 votes:
ivan: skullkrusher: ivan: skullkrusher: RevBigfoot: So wait, does this mean the race war is on, or will it now be postponed?

Delayed on account of justice. Make up game scheduled when he is found innocent.

He has to be found before he can be found innocent.

I don't think the guy is on the lam.

Do you think his whereabouts are known?

Actually, I expect him to surrender. It's dangerous out there.


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2012-04-11 03:23:57 PM
1 votes:
srhp29: Spindle: There is no way they will be able to prove his guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt to a grand jury.

This case is not going before a grand jury. Just a regular one.


If only the prosecutor had thought to convene a venti jury. They could charge Zimmerman with crimes against humanity.
2012-04-11 03:23:56 PM
1 votes:
Man, they really went overboard with the marketing of this new reality based The Fugitive TV show.
2012-04-11 03:22:06 PM
1 votes:
Kurmudgeon: I was just at CNN.com and they said he had NOT been charged.
Wish they'd make up their minds.


.
.
Who on earth still goes to CNN. Go to Fox for timely and accurate reporting. Heck, even the far left uses Fox to find out what is actually happening in the world.
2012-04-11 03:20:49 PM
1 votes:
ShamWowofDamocles: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Zimmerman's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

Didn't he get lost in his own museum once?
2012-04-11 03:18:54 PM
1 votes:
Reading this thread with Savoy Brown's Hellbound Train blasting in the background.

Old
2012-04-11 03:18:30 PM
1 votes:
ciberido: srhp29: A white man hiding in Mexico will stick out like a sore thumb.

Poe's Law, but, have you even been to Mexico? White people don't exactly stand out there.


Because they're all lying down.

Drunk in the gutter.

At least in Cancun in Spring time.
2012-04-11 03:15:30 PM
1 votes:
9beers: The mob is getting that new flat screen TV one way or the other.

You already planning the stores you want to loot?
2012-04-11 03:13:55 PM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus: It'll be manslaughter.

Hung jury.


...and they was right.
2012-04-11 03:11:34 PM
1 votes:
MythDragon: "You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

[hagiblog.files.wordpress.com image 550x315]
"Where he went, he doesn't need eyes."

/is that far enough away?


Charon?
2012-04-11 03:11:18 PM
1 votes:
Zimmerman charged....POST PONIES!
2012-04-11 03:11:17 PM
1 votes:
qorkfiend: attention span of a retarded fruit fly: You mean that when you follow someone and shoot and kill them you CANT call self defense?

really?

Or at the very least, if you do, the validity of that claim should be adjudicated in the proper setting, i.e. a courtroom, and not after a 15-minute investigation in the dark and rain at 3AM by a police department known for its incompetence.


The initial investigation was carried out over a period of days, if not weeks.
2012-04-11 03:11:14 PM
1 votes:
Where can I place a bet on the color of his hair / facial hair style?

I'm going with platinum blonde / black porn 'stache.
2012-04-11 03:11:11 PM
1 votes:
timujin: Well, at least this will shut up the "He's innocent, otherwise they'd charge him with something!" brigade.

Now, they're only charging him because of the Mob.

And if they convict, it'll be because of the Mob.

And Zimmerman is a TRUE HERO because Martin had some jewelry and a screwdriver at some point, posed for the same kind of stupid photo thousands of other rap fans have taken of themselves, and even smoked the Devil Weed. So, even though Zimmerman had NO WAY of knowing any of that, he was clearly justified in shooting an unarmed minor.

Oh, and one eyewitness said they saw Martin beating up Zimmerman and calling for help. And eyewitness testimony is ULTRA-RELIABLE FOLKS.

And having one's head smashed repeatedly against the pavement isn't the kind of thing someone would get sent to the hospital for, apparently.
2012-04-11 03:10:51 PM
1 votes:
NateGrey: pacified: He's holed up with Sean Hannity, who is the greatest legal mind currently alive.

Did/Does anyone have an explanation as to why he is calling Fox News superstar Sean Hannity?

This guy is a minority Democrat right?


Killing blacks with a gun trumps being a Democratic minority.
2012-04-11 03:10:18 PM
1 votes:
srhp29: jim32rr: Most likely hiding out in Mexico, needs the ghost Johnnie Cochran to step in.

A white man hiding in Mexico will stick out like a sore thumb.


I would think Argentina.
2012-04-11 03:10:16 PM
1 votes:
Cue Up the Florida Tag....

i294.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 03:10:03 PM
1 votes:
skullkrusher: he's looking for the real killer

I'll start following any suspicious looking hispanics I find
2012-04-11 03:10:02 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he's in White-Mexico.
2012-04-11 03:09:40 PM
1 votes:
cdn.wg.uproxx.com

RIP GEORGE ANDREW ZIMMERN
2012-04-11 03:09:30 PM
1 votes:
"You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

hagiblog.files.wordpress.com
"Where he went, he doesn't need eyes."

/is that far enough away?
2012-04-11 03:09:04 PM
1 votes:
zimmerman? he changed his last name to dylan and is singing folksy tunes with a harmonica on a brace around his neck
2012-04-11 03:08:08 PM
1 votes:
Englebert Slaptyback: Okay, which one of you added this comment to TFA?


Sccop_K
@Battler - well hold on. Zimmerman's admitted to killing Trayvon. If he wants to present "stand your ground", he's got to get on the stand. And if Law and Order has taught us anything - AND IT HAS - an unstable defendant is a sitting duck for Sam Waterston.


LMAO! Nice!


/can we get ADA Cabbot instead?
//she's much easier on the eyes
2012-04-11 03:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Taikoluigi: Does this mean we'll quit seeing this crap in the news now?

Or will it be another farking month or so?


He's the new Casey Anthony.
2012-04-11 03:08:01 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm... It's a Zimmerman thread, but one of the regulars seems to be missing...
2012-04-11 03:07:28 PM
1 votes:
"Fla. Stat. 776.013(3)A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony."

"Fla. Stat 776.032(3)The court shall award reasonable attorney's fees, court costs, compensation for loss of income, and all expenses incurred by the defendant in defense of any civil action brought by a plaintiff if the court finds that the defendant is immune from prosecution as provided in subsection (1)."

Hey Florida taxpayers, get ready to pay Zimmerman once a judge throws this prosecution out the window.
2012-04-11 03:07:16 PM
1 votes:
NateGrey: Cue Republicans saying he didnt do anything wrong and shouldnt be charged.

Follow the law until they dont approve of the results.

/Vote Republican


You sound all filibustery
2012-04-11 03:06:53 PM
1 votes:
Wettner: That should soothe the frothing hoodie mobs right? We cool now?

As cool as basketball fans whose team just won the championship.
2012-04-11 03:05:28 PM
1 votes:
"look much farther away than that."

So the guy is in Thailand splitting twelve year old hookers with Gary Glitter or what?
2012-04-11 03:04:44 PM
1 votes:
His mom is a cosmetic surgeon ... he has probably had his entire face redone, nobody will ever recognize him.
2012-04-11 03:04:20 PM
1 votes:
I hopes he runs.

Consider theres a bounty on his head and the DOJ refuses to do anything about it, he's a dead man if he spends any time in a jail.
2012-04-11 03:04:17 PM
1 votes:
Justice - bending to the mob rule mentality to appease the masses, nice.
2012-04-11 03:03:58 PM
1 votes:
Cue Republicans saying he didnt do anything wrong and shouldnt be charged.

Follow the law until they dont approve of the results.

/Vote Republican
2012-04-11 03:03:52 PM
1 votes:
The Coming Race War (new window)
2012-04-11 03:03:45 PM
1 votes:
i174.photobucket.com
2012-04-11 03:03:42 PM
1 votes:
skullkrusher: he's looking for the real killer

done in one. :D
2012-04-11 03:01:41 PM
1 votes:
circus court entertainment?
2012-04-11 03:01:10 PM
1 votes:
Well, good.
 
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