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(New York Magazine)   Prosecutor confirms Zimmerman will be charged in the Trayvon Martin shooting, assuming they can find the guy   (nymag.com) divider line 2460
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2012-04-11 03:01:10 PM  
he's looking for the real killer
 
2012-04-11 03:01:10 PM  
Well, good.
 
2012-04-11 03:01:40 PM  
EVERYBODY HISPANIC!
 
2012-04-11 03:01:41 PM  
His dad is a big judge at he U.N., he is probably in Switzerland by now
 
2012-04-11 03:01:41 PM  
circus court entertainment?
 
2012-04-11 03:01:42 PM  
Begun, the race wars have.
 
2012-04-11 03:01:43 PM  
That should soothe the frothing hoodie mobs right? We cool now?
 
2012-04-11 03:01:44 PM  
Oh, Zimmerman, where you gonna run to? Oh Zimmerman, where you gonna run to?
 
2012-04-11 03:01:49 PM  
Locating Mr. Martin should not be difficult; he was buried in Miami, and I suspect that he has not relocated since.
 
2012-04-11 03:02:13 PM  
Can someone please photoshop his face onto Waldo's body and but him in one of those million-hoodie march photos?
 
2012-04-11 03:02:20 PM  
"You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

Alpha Centauri??

/no, think closer than that
 
2012-04-11 03:02:22 PM  
You mean that when you follow someone and shoot and kill them you CANT call self defense?

really?
 
2012-04-11 03:02:31 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com

Good. Good.
 
2012-04-11 03:02:46 PM  
ABOUT TIME
 
2012-04-11 03:02:58 PM  
And now - a sane rational discussion. (May God have mercy on us.)
 
2012-04-11 03:02:59 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-11 03:03:15 PM  

WhoIsWillo: Oh, Zimmerman, where you gonna run to? Oh Zimmerman, where you gonna run to?


This would work better if he hadn't already run the fark away.
 
2012-04-11 03:03:37 PM  
So much for not being a flight risk, eh?

Honestly I'll wait and see before I call that one but he doesn't seem too anxious to make himself..um, available.
 
2012-04-11 03:03:40 PM  
He could make it a lot harder to identify him if he wears a hoodie.
 
2012-04-11 03:03:42 PM  

skullkrusher: he's looking for the real killer


done in one. :D
 
2012-04-11 03:03:45 PM  
i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-11 03:03:52 PM  
The Coming Race War (new window)
 
2012-04-11 03:03:56 PM  
What's the least dignified way this could end? Because that's what I'm betting on.
 
2012-04-11 03:03:58 PM  
Cue Republicans saying he didnt do anything wrong and shouldnt be charged.

Follow the law until they dont approve of the results.

/Vote Republican
 
2012-04-11 03:04:05 PM  
They should check behind the local Home Depot
 
2012-04-11 03:04:08 PM  
In before thread explosion.

/not better than a bacon explosion
 
2012-04-11 03:04:09 PM  
Did anyone check under the couch cushions?
 
2012-04-11 03:04:09 PM  
Where's Waldo George?
 
2012-04-11 03:04:12 PM  
I was just at CNN.com and they said he had NOT been charged.
Wish they'd make up their minds.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:14 PM  
Guess they caved to public pressure...wasn't this supposed to come in 72 hours?
 
2012-04-11 03:04:17 PM  
Justice - bending to the mob rule mentality to appease the masses, nice.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:20 PM  
I hopes he runs.

Consider theres a bounty on his head and the DOJ refuses to do anything about it, he's a dead man if he spends any time in a jail.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:28 PM  
You can charge someone with anything you want, its the whole getting a conviction part thats tricky.


This might be worse if hes found not guilty then not actually charging him with something.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:29 PM  

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: You mean that when you follow someone and shoot and kill them you CANT call self defense?

really?



You can as long as no one is paying attention.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:29 PM  
Between these threads and the commenters at the Washington Post, I'm all burned out on this topic.

/exeunt
 
2012-04-11 03:04:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-11 03:04:37 PM  
He's holed up with Sean Hannity, who is the greatest legal mind currently alive.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:39 PM  
Couldn't this have waited until the prosecutor ACTUALLY ANNOUNCED something, as opposed to all the little news outlets quoting "a source close to the investigation" saying that charges are imminent?
 
2012-04-11 03:04:43 PM  

GAT_00: WhoIsWillo: Oh, Zimmerman, where you gonna run to? Oh Zimmerman, where you gonna run to?

This would work better if he hadn't already run the fark away.


So he ran to Hannity / he was waiting / He ran to Hannity / He was waiting / Oh, on that day.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:44 PM  
His mom is a cosmetic surgeon ... he has probably had his entire face redone, nobody will ever recognize him.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:51 PM  

Oznog: "You can stop looking in Florida," his former attorney Hal Uhrig told press yesterday. "Look much further away than that."

Alpha Centauri??

/no, think closer than that


Proxima Centauri?
 
2012-04-11 03:04:55 PM  
He's in North Dakota, at his relatives furniture store "Zimmermans". I just bought a table from him. Not kidding.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:02 PM  
Get ready for riots when involuntary manslaughter charges are announced.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:04 PM  
This should end well.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:12 PM  
Wait, but in the last thread, people were ASSURING me that they DEFINITELY didn't have enough evidence to charge, and delayed the announcement to prepare for the riots!
 
2012-04-11 03:05:19 PM  

fracas: What's the least dignified way this could end?


He get's charged with double parking and littering.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:23 PM  
Everyone, you have until 6 PM to evacuate Florida. This will be the only announcement.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:25 PM  
Most likely hiding out in Mexico, needs the ghost Johnnie Cochran to step in.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:28 PM  
"look much farther away than that."

So the guy is in Thailand splitting twelve year old hookers with Gary Glitter or what?
 
2012-04-11 03:05:33 PM  

oldfarthenry: And now - a sane rational discussion. (May God have mercy on us.)


Yep.

Leaving now.
 
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