puckrock2000: 9beers: Why is he even in prison after all these years? Not only did he not kill anybody, he wasn't even present when the murders took place. Some people convicted of actually murdering somebody spend less time behind bars.[www.myfacewhen.net image 500x224]And Hitler never personally killed those 6 million Jews; he wasn't even present when the gassings took place./is Godwin-ing a Manson thread like dividing by zero?
9beers: Why is he even in prison after all these years? Not only did he not kill anybody, he wasn't even present when the murders took place. Some people convicted of actually murdering somebody spend less time behind bars.
Harry Freakstorm: Howabout Phone Tech Support?Are effing serious about this, man? 'cause I don't hear it in your voice. I'm picturing a sad, lonely little atom. Sitting in front of his computer and saying "I wish I could get my printer to connect" but deep in his carbon and CRAP heart, he really doesn't want it to print! He wants to fail. Failing is comforting, man. Is that it? You want to fail? You want to go to work tomorrow and say "I couldn't print nuttin', man. My printer doesn't respect me, man." And all your failure loving friends will say "That's okay. You are just like us and we're happy being failures." The man wants you to be a failure, you know. That's how he gets his rocks off. Little particle man can't print. Ohh wee kapow!Look, man. You got two choices. You can want this printer to connect or you can pick it up and smash it in to little failure bits! What's it gonna be, man? Are you a freaking failure just like all those other people? Are you going to go to work tomorrow and cry to your failure friends and hope they see you as a failure too? Is that what you want?No? Good! You're breaking out of the mold that the man cast you in, man. You're ready to take it by the balls. Look at that printer and say "I'm not a failure, man. I own you now!" Say it!Okay, man. I hear you. You got the moxy and you're ready to own this printer. You with me? You ready for this, man. Are you ready to own the freaking moment? Are you? Great.Now, you got power going to the printer, man? 'cause you need power. Are the lights on? Are you someplace that has electricity? It's essential. It's required. Now paper is another essential. Gotta be good paper, too. Made for printers...
LordJiro: 9beers: EdNortonsTwin: Would you want to be known as the person that signed his realease papers?Kind of like what's going on in Florida now, huh? Would you want to be the prosecutor that didn't file charges against Zimmerman?C'mon, there are actual Zimmerman threads to shiat all over. I know being a one-note troll can get slow sometimes, but trying to turn unrelated threads into ones fitting your niche? That's just pathetic.
9beers: EdNortonsTwin: Would you want to be known as the person that signed his realease papers?Kind of like what's going on in Florida now, huh? Would you want to be the prosecutor that didn't file charges against Zimmerman?
Jim DiGriz: Jake Havechek:He never killed the other 5 million communists, trade unionists, gypsys, homosexuals and the retarded, either.why is it always about the farking Jews?I'm pretty sure those others weren't 5 million each... When you kill a specific type of person at a 6:1 ratio to others, I'm sure they will be the most talked about when your name comes up.
JohnAnnArbor: Jake Havechek: Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme still thinks he's great, but all the other women know they are never getting out of prison and are remorseful.I thought she didn't give interviews?
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