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(Gizmodo)   THIS is why the airplane bathroom is always out of toilet paper   (gizmodo.com) divider line 77
    More: Weird, toilet paper, self-portraits, bathrooms, airplanes, Metropolitan Museum of Art  
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2012-04-11 02:05:55 PM  
Article loses three points for misappropriation of the word "genius."

/But gains one back for not using "epic."
 
2012-04-11 02:37:13 PM  
Genius is not the word I would have gone with. "Mildly humorous", maybe.
 
2012-04-11 03:17:51 PM  
I like the complete series. The travel pillow is a bit over the top, though.
 
2012-04-11 03:29:54 PM  
So that means 90% of the friends who have done something dumb while drunk and posted the pics on Facebook are now geniuses, by this blogger's definition....
 
2012-04-11 03:31:58 PM  
Is she also the reason why airplane bathrooms smell so bad?
 
2012-04-11 03:52:06 PM  
Attention whore.
 
2012-04-11 03:53:12 PM  
Is she wearing the upper surface of the toilet bench on her head?
 
2012-04-11 03:53:14 PM  
I thought kids ate the toilet paper.
 
2012-04-11 03:54:55 PM  
And yes Gizmodo is owned by the precious anarchist lesbian Arab loving twits of Huffington Post.
 
2012-04-11 03:55:23 PM  
[IHaveTheWeirdestBonerRightNow.jpg]
 
2012-04-11 03:55:49 PM  
Sure, this lady puts toilet paper on her head and gets her 15 minutes of fame. When I do it, all I get is a trip to the loonie bin for a 72 hour evaluation.

/A man's world my ass.
 
2012-04-11 03:57:55 PM  
I'm pissed if I go into that john with an emergency and some dumb coont wasted all the paper on this shiat...not the shiat it's meant for
 
2012-04-11 03:58:30 PM  
"...while we're awkwardly maneuvering around flight attendants, waiting in line to use the teeny tiny john, the person inside could be creating a work of genius."

or refilling the soap dispenser with special sauce.
 
2012-04-11 03:59:10 PM  
So what if someone else needs to take a dump while she's having one of her idiotic little bursts of creativity? I farking hate people.
 
2012-04-11 04:00:17 PM  
Aww I thought they were pretty funny.
 
2012-04-11 04:01:11 PM  
Damn Armenians farking everything up for other people.

I could tell by the nose.

/Armenian
 
2012-04-11 04:03:58 PM  
...and that concludes our after lunch WTF minute.
 
2012-04-11 04:04:13 PM  
That's the kind of b*tch that needs a slapping. Trying to be all avant-garde but mostly just pissing off everyone around her. Leave the f*cking TP alone you silly coont.
 
2012-04-11 04:05:29 PM  
We arrest people as suspected terrorists for speaking foreign languages on planes, but no one thought her frequent, lengthy trips to the lavatory were suspicious?
 
2012-04-11 04:05:33 PM  
At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.
 
2012-04-11 04:05:39 PM  
She has definitely earned a place alongside the greatest minds in history.
 
2012-04-11 04:08:39 PM  
I am so glad I'm not the only that didn't think this was funny. It's down right stupid in my opinion.
 
2012-04-11 04:10:26 PM  
Genius? My ass....
 
2012-04-11 04:10:45 PM  
+one
 
2012-04-11 04:10:54 PM  
It's nice when people who can't do anything legitimate get lots of attention.
 
2012-04-11 04:12:41 PM  
She couldn't spare a square
 
2012-04-11 04:13:48 PM  
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
~ Louis Aragon

In her case a bit longer.
 
2012-04-11 04:15:23 PM  
So she joined the Mile Highbrow Club?
 
2012-04-11 04:16:47 PM  

Your Boss: "...while we're awkwardly maneuvering around flight attendants, waiting in line to use the teeny tiny john, the person inside could be creating a work of genius."

or refilling the soap dispenser with special sauce.


That's why I never wash my hands when I use an airplane lavatory.
 
2012-04-11 04:17:23 PM  
Who held the camera?

Totally fake.
 
2012-04-11 04:17:42 PM  

BurnShrike: At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.


Harsh. :P
 
2012-04-11 04:19:29 PM  
Can she make a broach or a pterodactyl?
 
2012-04-11 04:30:24 PM  
With that vast schnozz, I thought she was impersonating the High Flying shiat Bird.
 
2012-04-11 04:37:20 PM  

Bri_Bri_Gooch: Can she make a broach or a pterodactyl?


Surely, you cant be serious!!!
 
2012-04-11 04:38:04 PM  
Her brain is sexy! I want to party with her!
 
2012-04-11 04:47:24 PM  
That woman is difficult to look at.
 
2012-04-11 04:49:46 PM  
Honestly that's pretty damn funny.
 
2012-04-11 04:52:39 PM  

cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.

Harsh. :P


You're right. I should get back to the sweet, kind, quiet guy I'm known for being around here.
 
2012-04-11 05:00:08 PM  
It is pretty easy to tell by the comments which of you Farkers have ever been to an art museum.
 
2012-04-11 05:06:17 PM  
The airplane toilets are always out of TP because International Men of Mystery, i.e. spies, are constantly escaping from airplanes in mid-flight by twisting the TP into a rope and dropping out of the bottom of the toilet tank using their laser tie clips to cut through the tank and the hull of the plane.

This, of course, causes the tanks to lose their contents and creates those blue or green lumps of ice that constantly fall from the sky without any airline ever admitting they dump poo on you during mid-flight.

This has happened so often that airline pilots and stewardesses use the number 007 to designate an unplanned trip to the toilet, and thus the code for food poisoning.

Pilot: Stewardess, where were you when I called for my back-rub.
Stewardess: Sorry, Captain, I had a double oh seven.
Pilot: The fish?
Stewardess: No, the lasagna.
Pilot: Uh-oh. I had the lasagna, too.
Co-Pilot: I had the fish.
Pilot: This may sound like a stupid question, but do you know how to land an airplane.
Stewardness: Not unless you can land the plane from the Women's WC.
Pilot: Let's hope one of the passengers is a veteran pilot who is wrestling with his demons.
Stewardness: Let's hope that the TP holds out. It's going to take a whole lot of rope to get us all to jumping distance of the ground at 700 clicks an hour.


This has been another Brantgoose movie premise, available on spec where ever crap movies are made.
 
2012-04-11 05:06:21 PM  

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.

Harsh. :P

You're right. I should get back to the sweet, kind, quiet guy I'm known for being around here.


* snerk * Soulless bastard comes to mind. But you're a fuzzy pile of gooey goodness underneath.
 
2012-04-11 05:08:44 PM  
LOL! "Artist".

/more like jobless bored person.
//like all artists
 
2012-04-11 05:10:10 PM  
Having flown that same 14 hour flight from SFO to Auckland, many many times, I can say that I can totally understand losing your mind and seeing art potential in "loo paper"
 
2012-04-11 05:10:43 PM  

kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.

Harsh. :P

You're right. I should get back to the sweet, kind, quiet guy I'm known for being around here.

* snerk * Soulless bastard comes to mind. But you're a fuzzy pile of gooey goodness underneath.


That's not goodness. It's semen and jello left over from last night's party.
 
2012-04-11 05:24:19 PM  
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I think I would get a little "stage fright" if I had the one in the right looking at my Mr. Happy.
 
2012-04-11 05:28:45 PM  
That one to the right, she has a t-shirt on her head. She's a big cheater.

/panties would be allowed
 
2012-04-11 05:42:19 PM  
Wow, a lot of hate in this thread! Sure she's not the next Rembrandt, but it made me laugh and I thought it was clever. Certainly a lot more clever than I've ever gotten on trans-oceanic flights, which usually involve (for me and most others) Benadryl and several movies. I like the props, and I actually like that her face is kind of androgynous with interesting lines, it lends itself well to the kind of portaiture she was trying to imitate. +1 as far as I'm concerned :)
 
2012-04-11 05:44:28 PM  

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: At first I thought she was applying the toilet paper to the wrong end of her body, but I looked more closely and realized she's doing it right after all.

Harsh. :P

You're right. I should get back to the sweet, kind, quiet guy I'm known for being around here.

* snerk * Soulless bastard comes to mind. But you're a fuzzy pile of gooey goodness underneath.

That's not goodness. It's semen and jello left over from last night's party.


Semen jello-shots? O_o Ewwww.
 
2012-04-11 05:51:46 PM  

johnsoninca: We arrest people as suspected terrorists for speaking foreign languages on planes, but no one thought her frequent, lengthy trips to the lavatory were suspicious?


If that was all it took, the last time I took a trip across the Pacific with a head cold I should've been redirected straight to Guantanamo. I downed gallons of water to make up for all the sudafed I needed to keep my nose at least dryish.
 
2012-04-11 05:54:45 PM  

my dog has no nose: Wow, a lot of hate in this thread! Sure she's not the next Rembrandt, but it made me laugh and I thought it was clever. Certainly a lot more clever than I've ever gotten on trans-oceanic flights, which usually involve (for me and most others) Benadryl and several movies. I like the props, and I actually like that her face is kind of androgynous with interesting lines, it lends itself well to the kind of portaiture she was trying to imitate. +1 as far as I'm concerned :)


She does have a good face for this, and the lighting works shockingly well for this style.
 
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