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(SacBee)   Nude maid service raising eyebrows, and trousers, in Texas city   (sacbee.com ) divider line
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2012-04-11 08:28:00 PM  

elev8meL8r: Indubitably: Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)

Raises a good question, I think. Of course, you can't touch them. But would they flip out on you if you fapped?


Um, i think fapping is fundamental when you have a topless/naked maid making nice in yer place, right? Amirite?
 
2012-04-11 08:29:26 PM  

elev8meL8r: I MADE YOU A COOKIE

[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x251]

BUT I ATED IT, AND THEN BOILED YR BUNNY 4 GOOD MEASURE


I "eated" it, man.

And boil bunny?

Ish.

Cook it over fire, man...

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:31:23 PM  

the_sidewinder: I just want to say that nudity is not inherently sexual

That is all


It depends on who's naked.
 
2012-04-11 08:32:55 PM  

Indubitably: elev8meL8r: Indubitably: Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)

Raises a good question, I think. Of course, you can't touch them. But would they flip out on you if you fapped?

Um, i think fapping is fundamental when you have a topless/naked maid making nice in yer place, right? Amirite?


I would think so, but they're so insistent that they're providing a maid service instead of a peep show, I could see them turning around on it pretty quickly if it was of some benefit to them.
 
2012-04-11 08:35:16 PM  
randomizeimg.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-04-11 08:36:28 PM  
onlytheblogknowsbrooklyn.com
 
2012-04-11 08:37:14 PM  
Wow...if the Republicans get another two-term sweep like W's we could go full Roman Empire.

/misses America
 
2012-04-11 08:37:37 PM  

kim jong-un: Dancin_In_Anson: Di Atribe: How is she cheating?

She's got BOOBS for God's sake! AND she's willing to show them! UNFAIR! Make them play fair!

So what you are saying, is that you prefer to watch the nude male maids?


Male, female, long as they're sexy it doesn't matter.
 
2012-04-11 08:41:43 PM  
Wait, let me get this straight:

A former Occupy protester makes a business venture...

And immediately starts arguing legalities to hold onto as much money as she can.

Seriously, $650 a year is pretty damn small for a business expense. Just pay for the stupid permit and have peace of mind.
 
2012-04-11 08:41:54 PM  
Do they clean tents? Cause I just raised the pole.
 
2012-04-11 08:42:50 PM  
No Breaker! Breaker! refs on this story from Texas City?
 
2012-04-11 08:47:15 PM  

elev8meL8r: Indubitably: elev8meL8r: Indubitably: Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)

Raises a good question, I think. Of course, you can't touch them. But would they flip out on you if you fapped?

Um, i think fapping is fundamental when you have a topless/naked maid making nice in yer place, right? Amirite?

I would think so, but they're so insistent that they're providing a maid service instead of a peep show, I could see them turning around on it pretty quickly if it was of some benefit to them.


"I'm putting the roses for the room deodorizer on the dresser, okay?"

"Let's smell it up, shall we?"

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:47:21 PM  
I read that they have a security guard that accompanies them to all of the cleanings, so that nothing improper happens.
 
2012-04-11 08:47:57 PM  

gegan: Texas is competing with Florida for its own tag.


I think there really should have been a "Texas" tag a long time ago.
 
2012-04-11 08:48:23 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: I hope she fares better than my nude stump removal service.


I got your stump removal service right here (NSFW):

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-11 08:49:30 PM  

Girion47: I read that they have a security guard that accompanies them to all of the cleanings, so that nothing improper happens.


"Guard the vacuum while I broom the sweeper, man."

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:58:42 PM  

HumbertoEcho: I got your stump removal service right here (NSFW):


Well bugger me. That really is a nude stump removal service.
 
2012-04-11 09:00:30 PM  
Dag nab it. I got all excited then really pooped. You see there is a Texas City Texas and I live just down the street from it and so, thouight I was gonna get me a laid, er maid....but not in Lubbock.
 
2012-04-11 09:02:58 PM  
The people posting delicious Japanese maids force me to post this again.

You do everything right. How did my whites get so bright?
You are oh, so polite. And your vagina's so tight.
(new window)
 
2012-04-11 09:03:55 PM  
i didn't read any of the comments.
i just scrolled real fast and stopped at the images.


just sayin'
 
2012-04-11 09:08:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: How's that "we need more control over business" thing workin' out for ya Puddin'?


thumbs2.modthesims.info
 
2012-04-11 09:12:07 PM  
Would they clean my pipes?
 
2012-04-11 09:14:30 PM  

Di Atribe: The question that article is asking is whether it's a sexually-oriented business or not. I think it is, but frankly, I don't really want her to have to pay the $5,000.


Bonds, how do they work? (Apparently, a letter of credit's also fine.)
 
2012-04-11 09:20:05 PM  
Back in Texas, about 15 years ago, A Girl who is a very good friend of mine, worked for a while as a "Topless maid" She wasn't fat, had a really nice set of DDDs and said sometimes she'd do "A little extra" for cash, because she was working her way through school. No tats, kids, or dumpy-looking, really attractive. she told me one time a guy paid her and extra $400, to use a vibe on herself, while he watched. What a gal. I miss her. Used to call her "Santa Chi-Chi" (The patron saint of large breasts.

/*sigh*
 
2012-04-11 09:46:10 PM  
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-11 09:50:01 PM  

Jument: So a half-nekkid pretty young thang (although pretty seems debatable based on the pics) is going to show up at some dude's house and let him watch her parade around. Alone. That sounds like a great recipe for rape. And also rape rape.

Unless, of course, she's only doing this to have sex with him for money. Then there's obviously no danger of rape rape, and no problem. Except for the legality.


If someone is inclined to rape somebody, wouldn't it be smarter to pick a victim that doesn't have an employer with all your info and the knowledge that they were heading over to your house for some nekkid housekeeping?

Or are you one of those folks (like Wahabists and Southern Baptists) that thinks the sight of an unclothed woman is an irresistible enticement to rape for any man?
 
2012-04-11 10:00:04 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


Hot.

But.

The paint should really be removed from that fine woodwork behind you, painted white...

the original wood is much better.

seasoned.

hardwood.

;)

p.s. good, no?
 
2012-04-11 10:03:11 PM  
I call BS. No one would intentionally occupy Lubbock.
 
2012-04-11 10:05:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]



Aaaand this is why you're favorited.
 
2012-04-11 10:06:16 PM  
Ask yourself this question: would a woman you want to see naked be likely to take this job?
 
2012-04-11 10:07:56 PM  
hailin: Do men really want to stare at a nude person scrubbing the toilet?

Well, I didn't want to a minute ago...
 
2012-04-11 10:12:47 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


World's dirtiest cleaner

/in a good way ;)
 
2012-04-11 10:15:05 PM  
And in the interest of gender equality, this was posted on a telephone pole near my office (Capitol Hill in Seattle):

i759.photobucket.com

/tempting to this working woman
 
2012-04-11 10:17:03 PM  

BMFPitt: Ask yourself this question: would a woman you want to see naked be likely to take this job?


Um,

Yeah.

You are Brad Pitt?

You are delusional, Mr. Celebro-rich.

Just go back to wishing you could fark Angie...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-11 10:17:44 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


Ye ain't done cleaning :p.

/I feel dirty
 
2012-04-11 10:19:03 PM  

LLGames: Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]

World's dirtiest cleaner

/in a good way ;)


Hey,

why the fark you you wink, bro?

*sigh*

you do understand you have a problem with me now, right?

mistakes were made...

;)
 
2012-04-11 10:21:22 PM  
www.insomniacslounge.com
Am I doing it right?


Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


Sooo...you either responded quickly to the thread, or had that picture in advance...

Either way, I'm OK with that!
 
2012-04-11 10:23:48 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


Thank you.

/Made my day.
 
2012-04-11 10:23:54 PM  
Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]

That mirror is hung to high.
 
2012-04-11 10:36:27 PM  

leevis: Occupy Lubbock? Seriously?


It consists of maybe a dozen tents on the Southwest corner of University and 19th.
 
2012-04-11 10:39:38 PM  
Why does Texas hate America?
 
2012-04-11 10:42:37 PM  
<i>"...officers are watching for any violation"</i>

I'm sure they are. And very closely. And with cameras at the ready.
 
2012-04-11 10:55:57 PM  

hailin: I guess I don't get the point. If I had a maid, I'd probably want them to clean while I wasn't home so I wouldn't be in their way. Do men really want to stare at a nude person scrubbing the toilet?


There's more to it than that. They do your laundry AND make you a sammich:

"We clean, we cook, we iron, do laundry, pretty much any kind of household chores ... it's all maid's work,"

Bit'O'Gristle: I can get a better looking woman to have dinner with me..strip, and make wild monkey love for a lot less than 150 bucks.


How much less, since you're buying dinner an all (dollar menu)? Anyhow, it's $100 for an hour with one maid, or $150 for an hour with two maids.

/But yeah, the quality is lacking
 
2012-04-11 11:01:01 PM  
Stewart wouldn't say how police planned to keep tabs on the maid service

Oh, I think we already know, and it will involve a lot of "undercover work" and citizens' tax dollars well spent.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-11 11:03:54 PM  

FarkinFarker: leevis: Occupy Lubbock? Seriously?

It consists of maybe a dozen tents on the Southwest corner of University and 19th.


Lurkr splanks.

Noted.

;)
 
2012-04-11 11:04:23 PM  
Eurotrash?
 
2012-04-11 11:04:40 PM  

HumbertoEcho: Mr. Potatoass: I hope she fares better than my nude stump removal service.

I got your stump removal service right here (NSFW):

Link (new window)


Oblig (new window) SFW
 
2012-04-11 11:05:34 PM  

Indubitably: FarkinFarker: leevis: Occupy Lubbock? Seriously?

It consists of maybe a dozen tents on the Southwest corner of University and 19th.

Lurkr splanks.

Noted.

;)


Wut?

Okay, this is FARK shenanigans?

WTF?

I don't like being spliced.

I respond in kind.

;)
 
2012-04-11 11:09:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


You're gonna have ta bend over to dust that thing on the floor there, and...
*trip*
Oops! Now, how'd that get in there?
 
2012-04-11 11:10:53 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 326x493]


self-service, then?
 
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