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(SacBee)   Nude maid service raising eyebrows, and trousers, in Texas city   (sacbee.com) divider line 186
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2012-04-11 06:35:24 PM
I really don't care what they wear as long as my house is clean and they are gone by the time I get home from work.
 
2012-04-11 06:38:12 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: She's got BOOBS for God's sake! AND she's willing to show them! UNFAIR! Make them play fair!


I know you're just trying to be funny, but this may very well be the worst strawman argument I've seen on Fark ever.
 
2012-04-11 06:38:26 PM

LeroyBourne: I once saw a fantasy maid ad that had to specify that they don't do real cleaning, just walk around and dust, bend over, etc....because you know at one point some guy that lives in a total shait hole got one, and just said, 'ok, get to work.'


i.imgur.com

/ and watch your cooch in there, some of that shiats sharp
 
2012-04-11 06:39:33 PM
img689.imageshack.us

And with this:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-11 06:40:41 PM

fusillade762: Maybe a good spanking?


Bad Zoot!
 
2012-04-11 06:41:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-11 06:44:55 PM
Is that really the last entrepreneur gimmick? ....just have a nude service?

Nude news? Nude lattes? Nude carwashing? ...Nude maids?

Howabout nude plumbing or nude cable repair? ...or nude pizza delivery service or nude pool cleaning?

Hell, anything can be worth a little saucy extra if its done in the nude.
 
2012-04-11 06:45:31 PM
These things confuse me. Why is the Sacramento Bee writing about a small business in Lubbock Texas? Are they advertising it or warning people about it?
 
2012-04-11 06:46:30 PM

the_sidewinder: I just want to say that nudity is not inherently sexual

That is all


That depends on if you are in heat or not
 
2012-04-11 06:47:52 PM
So far, Borrett said, business has been good and she is now busy interviewing to hire more maids. She currently has three on staff.

That costs extra though
 
2012-04-11 06:48:40 PM

Ishkur: Is that really the last entrepreneur gimmick? ....just have a nude service?


Sex sells. What can I say. It's the easiest sell on the planet. Which also is why, in my opinion, it should be regulated.
 
2012-04-11 06:49:19 PM
http://www.lubbockfantasymaidservice.com/#!albumphotos3=3


lifted from the website:

static.wix.com

// how about no?

static.wix.com

//maybe?
 
2012-04-11 06:49:24 PM
 
2012-04-11 06:57:12 PM
Gross.

No thanks.
 
2012-04-11 06:57:55 PM

trappedspirit: Sex sells. What can I say. It's the easiest sell on the planet. Which also is why, in my opinion, it should be regulated.


If it weren't already so regulated, it wouldn't be nearly so effective. Seems there's a lot of money to be made and power to be gained from sexual repression though.
 
2012-04-11 07:01:42 PM
And by Maid Service we mean prostitutes.
 
2012-04-11 07:06:14 PM

fusillade762: Such businesses are defined as any commercial venture whose operations include "providing, featuring or offering of employees or entertainment personnel who appear in a state of nudity, seminude or simulated nudity

WTF is "simulated nudity"?


Dancin_In_Anson: But she's CHEATING! IT'S NOT FAIR! She needs to be fined, punished

Maybe a good spanking?


Simulated nudity is usually flesh colored spandex clothing. There are other ways, of course.
 
2012-04-11 07:09:43 PM
I was going to say that Subby goofed when he said "raising trousers", because nude maids generally result in (and from) trousers dropping. Then I got a look at the maids in question. Yecch. Trousers up, grampa level.

Do not want.
 
2012-04-11 07:09:45 PM
Well, it'd be a lot harder to steal shiat without any clothing to hide it in. So there's that.
 
2012-04-11 07:10:00 PM
nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com

Pas trop mal....

Approuve!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Texas? Hmmmmm....
 
2012-04-11 07:10:38 PM

JesseL: trappedspirit: Sex sells. What can I say. It's the easiest sell on the planet. Which also is why, in my opinion, it should be regulated.

If it weren't already so regulated, it wouldn't be nearly so effective. Seems there's a lot of money to be made and power to be gained from sexual repression though.


There is a difference between sexual repression and the regulating the sell of sex. And it's an important distinction. Because it becomes such an easy item to produce and sell, it can and does lead to bad end for many a young "entrepreneur". Sexual repression is usually something handed down by guardians.
 
2012-04-11 07:20:22 PM
Texas is competing with Florida for its own tag.
 
2012-04-11 07:22:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 640x579]


IIRC, that one is actually entirely CG. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-04-11 07:27:25 PM

TheBigJerk: kim jong-un: Dancin_In_Anson: Di Atribe: How is she cheating?

She's got BOOBS for God's sake! AND she's willing to show them! UNFAIR! Make them play fair!

So what you are saying, is that you prefer to watch the nude male maids?

DIA doesn't really care who it is as long as they are "punishing" him for harboring dirty, wicked, liberal thoughts.

Though fear of women's sexuality *is* his party's bailiwick.


I'm guessing you haven't perused the comments for boobies links over the years if you think D_I_A has any reservations whatsoever about expressing his opinions on the naked female form.
 
2012-04-11 07:34:52 PM
Well, if the two pics I've seen are any indication of what they have to offer, I'll pass. I can get a better looking woman to have dinner with me..strip, and make wild monkey love for a lot less than 150 bucks.

/do not want
 
2012-04-11 07:37:08 PM
Lubbock?

Oh Boy,they'll Rave On about this,with some people saying "That'll Be The Day" ....
 
2012-04-11 07:40:20 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: How's that "we need more control over business thing" workin' out for ya Puddin'?!


favorite-d. by my alt as well.
 
2012-04-11 07:43:06 PM
So a half-nekkid pretty young thang (although pretty seems debatable based on the pics) is going to show up at some dude's house and let him watch her parade around. Alone. That sounds like a great recipe for rape. And also rape rape.

Unless, of course, she's only doing this to have sex with him for money. Then there's obviously no danger of rape rape, and no problem. Except for the legality.
 
2012-04-11 07:43:42 PM
If requested, the maids would clean fully clothed, but the cost is the same.

Ha ha.

No.
 
2012-04-11 07:44:11 PM

toddism: http://www.lubbockfantasymaidservice.com/#!albumphotos3=3


lifted from the website:

[static.wix.com image 300x400]

// how about no?

[static.wix.com image 400x632]

//maybe?


narsty.
 
2012-04-11 07:50:21 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-11 07:52:13 PM
ve are germans are ve are very very clean because we are so dirty. ja ja!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-11 07:53:17 PM
www.betweenmysheets.com
 
2012-04-11 07:53:29 PM
Lubbock police Sgt. Jonathan Stewart said the owner of Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock doesn't have a permit to operate a sexually oriented business and officers are watching for any violation, which would bring a $2,000 fine.

So charge $2,500 or something.

also

www.mediabistro.com
 
2012-04-11 07:53:41 PM

LOTN: LeroyBourne: I once saw a fantasy maid ad that had to specify that they don't do real cleaning, just walk around and dust, bend over, etc....because you know at one point some guy that lives in a total shait hole got one, and just said, 'ok, get to work.'



/ and watch your cooch in there, some of that shiats sharp


I knew a guy once that saw a girl scout car wash, for like $5 you get your car washed, he drove to some mud pit, started shoveling mud all over his car, it got all scratched up, he didn't care. He drove back to the car wash, holding his 5 bucks, going 'i got my money, here, wash my car.' The look on their faces was epic.
/yeah, it was a dick move, but still kinda funny
 
2012-04-11 07:56:27 PM

toddism: lifted from the website:


I guess that's what a fantasy looks like when you live in Lubbock, TX.
 
2012-04-11 07:56:40 PM

LeroyBourne: LOTN: LeroyBourne: I once saw a fantasy maid ad that had to specify that they don't do real cleaning, just walk around and dust, bend over, etc....because you know at one point some guy that lives in a total shait hole got one, and just said, 'ok, get to work.'



/ and watch your cooch in there, some of that shiats sharp

I knew a guy once that saw a girl scout car wash, for like $5 you get your car washed, he drove to some mud pit, started shoveling mud all over his car, it got all scratched up, he didn't care. He drove back to the car wash, holding his 5 bucks, going 'i got my money, here, wash my car.' The look on their faces was epic.
/yeah, it was a dick move, but still kinda funny


(HaveASeatOverThere.jpg)
 
2012-04-11 07:57:29 PM
img.dooyoo.co.uk
 
2012-04-11 07:59:43 PM

fusillade762: Such businesses are defined as any commercial venture whose operations include "providing, featuring or offering of employees or entertainment personnel who appear in a state of nudity, seminude or simulated nudity

WTF is "simulated nudity"?


image.spreadshirt.net
 
2012-04-11 08:00:36 PM
If I was going to post pics on my website, I would have at least not used the carport by my cracker apartment for the photo shoot. The winning photo is the dressing room shot!
 
2012-04-11 08:10:25 PM
Does it cost extra to have them put the clothes back on, and clean up this mess?
 
2012-04-11 08:16:34 PM

hailin: I guess I don't get the point. If I had a maid, I'd probably want them to clean while I wasn't home so I wouldn't be in their way.


I always stay home while they clean. I'm afraid they may steal my book of stamps, or Mister Kitty.
 
2012-04-11 08:18:06 PM
Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-11 08:19:33 PM

Indubitably: Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)


"Hey, can I get a happy dusting?"

Hee.
 
2012-04-11 08:20:07 PM

RyansPrivates: LeroyBourne: LOTN: LeroyBourne: I once saw a fantasy maid ad that had to specify that they don't do real cleaning, just walk around and dust, bend over, etc....because you know at one point some guy that lives in a total shait hole got one, and just said, 'ok, get to work.'



/ and watch your cooch in there, some of that shiats sharp

I knew a guy once that saw a girl scout car wash, for like $5 you get your car washed, he drove to some mud pit, started shoveling mud all over his car, it got all scratched up, he didn't care. He drove back to the car wash, holding his 5 bucks, going 'i got my money, here, wash my car.' The look on their faces was epic.
/yeah, it was a dick move, but still kinda funny

(HaveASeatOverThere.jpg)


Dude, they were fully clothed girl scouts, get your damn mind out of the gutter. :)
 
2012-04-11 08:23:12 PM
www.sexycomfortlingerie.com
 
2012-04-11 08:23:31 PM

Indubitably: Sweep-fap, sweep-fap, sweep-fap...

Heh.

;)


Raises a good question, I think. Of course, you can't touch them. But would they flip out on you if you fapped?
 
2012-04-11 08:23:53 PM
thedailycannibal.com
 
2012-04-11 08:24:09 PM

OtherLittleGuy:

Let me know when they get her:

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]

/hot


Have had a crush on her since Goonies...
 
2012-04-11 08:26:27 PM
I MADE YOU A COOKIE

assets.nydailynews.com

BUT I ATED IT, AND THEN BOILED YR BUNNY 4 GOOD MEASURE
 
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