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(Yahoo)   AG Eric Holder will give The Martin/Zimmerman case a thorough review, likely with the same level of care and attentiveness that was applied to the "Fast and Furious" program. Nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 30
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2012-04-11 01:33:01 PM
4 votes:
Car_Ramrod: He said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon".

Does that mean that even black people think all black people look alike?
2012-04-11 12:29:09 PM
3 votes:
You're right, subby, this is nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year.
2012-04-11 03:32:34 PM
2 votes:
www.lolroflmao.com

/Got nothing
2012-04-11 01:32:25 PM
2 votes:
bakkasan: I forgot my point. Hell, I never had one.

Your journey is complete: you are now a true Farker. Welcome to your own personal hell.
2012-04-11 01:11:02 PM
2 votes:
"How can our nation risk losing so many of tomorrows leaders, teachers, artists, scientists, attorneys and pastors? The answer, of course, is that we cant."

Oh, man. Trayvon could have been mere years away from curing cancer. Even discounting the fact he couldn't spell and spent a lot of time out of school, maybe he was secretly some microbiological genius.

Or not.
2012-04-11 01:05:06 PM
2 votes:
Why stop there? How about:

AG Eric Holder will give The Martin/Zimmerman case a thorough review, likely with the same level of care and attentiveness that was applied to the "Fast and Furious" program. Nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year. Maybe he can pal around with terrorists or fire up the magic money printing press with Uncle Ben and Fartbama. SAUL ALINSKY
2012-04-11 12:40:32 PM
2 votes:
Tag is for the headline.
2012-04-11 11:39:35 PM
1 votes:
2012-04-11 04:02:32 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-11 03:31:16 PM
1 votes:
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Having to prove yourself innocent is a farking terrifying notion. I honestly can't believe some people are pushing for that.


It depends on what standard of proof you're using. Here it is merely "probable cause", the lowest standard. If you are suspected of committing a crime you often have to "prove" your innocence by, for example, providing an alibi that you were somewhere else at the time. If you can't do that to the satisfaction of the police and prosecutor then you are charged and tried with the crime. At that point a different standard of proof is employed and the burden is on the government.

A lot of us believe probable cause exists to charge Zimmerman and that's basically what we're arguing about. I can respect people's honest belief that the facts as presently known weigh more in Zimmerman's favor as long as they're arguing from an accurate knowledge of the law and not discounting what is clearly known to all.

And because someone is dead if there is any latitude used it should be error on the side of caution and let a jury decide.
2012-04-11 01:55:07 PM
1 votes:
It sure is tough being white.
2012-04-11 01:47:44 PM
1 votes:
thatboyoverthere: LasersHurt: topcon: LasersHurt: srhp29: http://www.katu.com/news/local/Police-narrowing-investigation-on-braz e n-teen-mob-146915185.html

"Any one of these could be my child"

-Barack Obama

I voted for him but he really shoudl stay out of this, as should the Federal government. The States were meant to govern themselves. The Feds are out of control and need to be collared.

What does that link have to do with anything? And Obama HAS stayed out of this. He made one sympathetic comment and moved on.

And he probably regretted the "Trayvon could be my son" remark as it was a few days before we found out he was kicked out of school multiple times, talks about drugs on Twitter, and refers to himself as "NO_LIMIT_N&%$!"

I'm sure it made more sense during that first week or two we only saw pictures of him as a twelve year old holding a baby, instead of the one with his gold grill in.

That said, whether or not the kid DID call himself NO-LIMIT-N*#&% or get kicked out of school still has nothing to do with the case.

Too bad the kids dead. I want to know how he pronounced that.


That's easy! It's "Ni-BONG!"
2012-04-11 01:40:18 PM
1 votes:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, Godwinned.

This thread has officially gone full 'tard.
2012-04-11 01:27:44 PM
1 votes:
AG Eric Holder?

Is that the same AG Eric Holder who said there was 'no need for ID voting laws' then a video surfaced of a white young man pretending to be him and voting in his place during the primaries?

That guy?

Well, I feel much more confident about that now.
2012-04-11 01:22:07 PM
1 votes:
topcon: Fart_Machine: topcon: "How can our nation risk losing so many of tomorrows leaders, teachers, artists, scientists, attorneys and pastors? The answer, of course, is that we cant."

Oh, man. Trayvon could have been mere years away from curing cancer. Even discounting the fact he couldn't spell and spent a lot of time out of school, maybe he was secretly some microbiological genius.

Or not.

You're right. The dude deserved to be executed.

I lurve how easy you people are to rile up.


Sarcasm is considered "riled up" now?
2012-04-11 01:20:15 PM
1 votes:
HotWingConspiracy: What exactly did Sharpton do?

Just look at the thread, it is obvious Sharpton is pulling all the strings.
2012-04-11 01:17:30 PM
1 votes:
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rapmaster2000: SlothB77: I said it at the end of the other thread, but I'll say it again here.

Martin/ Zimmerman-related race riots now = Romney win in November. No need to alienate the voters you don't have locked up to kowtow to the voters you already do have locked up.

Sorry, you don't get race wars or race riots or all that other stuff that bored people fantasize about. No apocalypse. No Mayan calendar. No peak oil. It just won't happen for you.

Well wtf am I supposed to do with all my survival seeds and freeze dried food?


Take it to Bonnaroo?
2012-04-11 01:17:19 PM
1 votes:
If you made a drinking game were you take a drink every time someone in this thread will say racism, thug, eyewitness, Zimmermang (with the g at the end), guilt, or decided to write fan fiction about the sequence of events as they occured, you'd be deader than a black teen wearing a hoodie in a gated community.
2012-04-11 01:08:45 PM
1 votes:
It's not news, it's low brow race trolling.
2012-04-11 01:07:48 PM
1 votes:
Aarontology: Why are the feds getting involved?

They are involved in everything now.

Martin bought Skittles, this triggers the dormant commerce clause.
2012-04-11 01:07:11 PM
1 votes:
AstroJesus: The end result will likely be a settlement that guarantees free Skittles for all minorities. It's only fair.

Taste the Reparations
2012-04-11 01:03:39 PM
1 votes:
God damn, now THAT'S TROLLING.
2012-04-11 01:03:10 PM
1 votes:
SlothB77: I said it at the end of the other thread, but I'll say it again here.

Martin/ Zimmerman-related race riots now = Romney win in November. No need to alienate the voters you don't have locked up to kowtow to the voters you already do have locked up.


Why would white supremacists vote for the black guy?
2012-04-11 01:02:29 PM
1 votes:
The end result will likely be a settlement that guarantees free Skittles for all minorities. It's only fair.
2012-04-11 01:02:27 PM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus: "If we find evidence of a potential federal criminal civil rights crime, we will take appropriate action," said the attorney general.

I guess this doesn't apply to voter intimidation.

Oh, what's that you say?, Zimmerman is "white?" Gotcha.


I'm sorry you find black people intimidating.
2012-04-11 12:46:38 PM
1 votes:
Christ, will you people quit your incessant f*cking whining about the threads?

God, you sound like a bunch of teabaggers complaining about the media and how it's not reporting on the FWFW;FW;FW;FW; emails from your racist shutin relatives.
2012-04-11 12:43:09 PM
1 votes:
Cyberluddite: Seriously, admins? You're greening shiatty troll headlines like this now?

Hey, anybody else remember a long time ago when you had to try be both funny and original to expect to get a greenlight on Fark? Now I guess you just need to steal Freeper troll headlines and you're in.



Oh they're laughing.
2012-04-11 12:40:53 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, admins? You're greening shiatty troll headlines like this now?

Hey, anybody else remember a long time ago when you had to try be both funny and original to expect to get a greenlight on Fark? Now I guess you just need to steal Freeper troll headlines and you're in.
2012-04-11 12:36:11 PM
1 votes:
thomps: i feel like it's worth pointing out that this is a much trollier headline than either free republic's or fox nation's headline for this story.

When it comes to inane trolling, Fark does it better.
2012-04-11 12:23:46 PM
1 votes:
i feel like it's worth pointing out that this is a much trollier headline than either free republic's or fox nation's headline for this story.
 
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