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(Newsnet5)   Moms, if you cannot afford to buy your kids a game of Jacks, giving them percocet pills, burning marijuana and a knife will suffice (with 'that's a woman?' pic)   (newsnet5.com) divider line 44
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2012-04-11 11:17:45 AM
THAT'S NOT YOUR MOTHER, THAT'S A MAN BABY!
 
2012-04-11 11:58:19 AM
insertyourmeme.com

I bet she cleans up nicely.. maybe..
 
2012-04-11 12:22:02 PM
Just offhand, if you were to leave your kids alone in the same room with a half-finished beer, would that be child endangerment?
 
2012-04-11 12:45:43 PM
A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
 
2012-04-11 02:40:15 PM
Somebody post the fetal alcohol characteristics pic, because that person is a perfect model of it.
 
2012-04-11 02:41:01 PM
What is that framing the picture?
 
2012-04-11 02:41:03 PM
Knife hits for Jesus.
 
2012-04-11 02:42:14 PM
they did a great job of distorting what probably was a normal picture.

and why would you leave your marijuana burning? smoke that shiat or snuff it out.
 
2012-04-11 02:43:20 PM
Stay classy Alliance
 
2012-04-11 02:43:33 PM
i614.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-11 02:43:53 PM
i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-11 02:44:48 PM

nightlyraider: they did a great job of distorting what probably was a normal picture.

and why would you leave your marijuana burning? smoke that shiat or snuff it out.



She ran out of incense?
 
MFK
2012-04-11 02:44:54 PM
meanwhile, there's this bit of FAIL at the top of TFA:

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-11 02:47:39 PM
What's wrong with you people? You're making fun of a person because of their looks? Did you ever think that maybe this persons problems started because of their looks. And people like you are making fun? What kind of a website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2012-04-11 02:49:03 PM

shanrick: What's wrong with you people? You're making fun of a person because of their looks? Did you ever think that maybe this persons problems started because of their looks. And people like you are making fun? What kind of a website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-11 02:49:07 PM
Well she could fulfill a homosexual fantasy without really being one.
 
2012-04-11 02:49:45 PM

shanrick: What's wrong with you people? You're making fun of a person because of their looks? Did you ever think that maybe this persons problems started because of their looks. And people like you are making fun? What kind of a website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


you sound fat and probably ugly
 
2012-04-11 02:52:11 PM
That doesn't sound like something an Alliance mother would do:
th08.deviantart.net
Maybe a Horde mother, but not an Alliance one.
To be fair, she *does* look kinda like a goblin.
 
2012-04-11 02:53:44 PM
She reminds me of The Lawnmower Man.
 
2012-04-11 02:53:58 PM
img706.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-11 02:54:40 PM
What is up with that picture? Did she get banished to the phantom zone?
 
2012-04-11 02:55:26 PM

shanrick: What's wrong with you people? You're making fun of a person because of their looks? Did you ever think that maybe this persons problems started because of their looks. And people like you are making fun? What kind of a website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.




Well played.
 
2012-04-11 02:55:33 PM
t0.gstatic.com
What an Alliance mother might look like
 
2012-04-11 02:56:01 PM
Whatever happened to letting them kill each other with sticks and rocks? Entitlement parenting much?
 
2012-04-11 02:59:38 PM

Counter_Intelligent: What is that framing the picture?


I think they did a sloppy job of decapitating her, and then just dumped it into a baking pan.

My guess is that there's an evil witch involved somehow.
 
2012-04-11 03:00:27 PM
That's what women look like without makeup, subby.
 
2012-04-11 03:04:36 PM

PYROY: That's what women look like without makeup, subby.


Women don't look like men when they're not wearing makeup. At least the women I know.

/Unless vodak is involved.
 
2012-04-11 03:05:19 PM
Am I missing something? Did the cops just show up and see this? Did "she" feel guilty about "her" actions and call them??

/I cunfuzzed
 
2012-04-11 03:06:07 PM
My school's psyc department sent me a survey last week with a bunch of B&W face pictures, and you were supposed to rate if you thought it was a Male or Female, then pick which attributes made you choose them. If I really didn't have any clue, I chose male if the eyebrows were bushy, female if they were shaped. Therefore, that's a man, baby!
 
2012-04-11 03:21:04 PM

PYROY: That's what women trannies look like without makeup, subby.


FTFY
 
2012-04-11 03:36:57 PM

blatz514: Am I missing something? Did the cops just show up and see this? Did "she" feel guilty about "her" actions and call them??

/I cunfuzzed


I'm guessing they were called, she got up to answer the door and in doing so left a burning joint in an ashtray, then the cops busted in and said, "Ah HA! Unattended burning marijuana next to children! BABY KILLER!!"

/there should be a law against manufactured charges
 
2012-04-11 03:39:54 PM
Jacks? Marbles is where it's at.
 
2012-04-11 03:54:33 PM

StrangeQ: blatz514: Am I missing something? Did the cops just show up and see this? Did "she" feel guilty about "her" actions and call them??

/I cunfuzzed

I'm guessing they were called, she got up to answer the door and in doing so left a burning joint in an ashtray, then the cops busted in and said, "Ah HA! Unattended burning marijuana next to children! BABY KILLER!!"

/there should be a law against manufactured charges


Perhaps a welfare check? That's the only thing I could come up with. Either way, the kids were at least getting a contact buzz before they hauled "mommy" away.

/still not sure if that's a laaady!
 
2012-04-11 04:03:17 PM

blatz514: StrangeQ: blatz514: Am I missing something? Did the cops just show up and see this? Did "she" feel guilty about "her" actions and call them??

/I cunfuzzed

I'm guessing they were called, she got up to answer the door and in doing so left a burning joint in an ashtray, then the cops busted in and said, "Ah HA! Unattended burning marijuana next to children! BABY KILLER!!"

/there should be a law against manufactured charges

Perhaps a welfare check? That's the only thing I could come up with. Either way, the kids were at least getting a contact buzz before they hauled "mommy" away.

/still not sure if that's a laaady!


Yeah don't get me wrong, "mom" here is an idiot and a waste of space. Unfortunately, it's the irresponsible morons like this that ruin it for the rest of us.
 
2012-04-11 04:10:55 PM
Why did she burn a knife?
 
2012-04-11 04:15:14 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: shanrick: What's wrong with you people? You're making fun of a person because of their looks? Did you ever think that maybe this persons problems started because of their looks. And people like you are making fun? What kind of a website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.



Well played.


Ya that got a chuckle from me when I clicked.
 
2012-04-11 04:24:38 PM
Well she is "Ohio pretty".
 
2012-04-11 04:25:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-11 05:11:31 PM
Guys?

This is gonna come of like a "Mr. Know it all" thing or not something you can do without a lot of work, but...

If you see some chick who looks like she got the toaster leavings end of the gene splice and might be a guy and has lots of weapons and weed and downers?

Do not stick your dick in her and give her babies. It's fo the kihz.
 
2012-04-11 05:47:35 PM
She's the more manish of the moms.
 
2012-04-11 05:52:45 PM

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 517x240]


Excellent. That's one of the greatest terrible movies ever made. I saw it last week on the intertubes, and it's real Z-grade stuff.

Chick looks like Billy Corrigan, though. I'm suspecting a Chyna-sized clitoris.
 
2012-04-11 06:11:40 PM
Before I clicked I was thinking the usual about Farkers being really harsh, and that I wouldn't look good in a mug shot either.

Then I clicked the link.

Please tell me that is the result of distortion from a bad camera lens or something.

/if that is a 'woman' she could do the female to male sex change really easily.
 
2012-04-11 07:52:40 PM
all I have to say is.. FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!
 
2012-04-12 01:58:34 PM
She'd probably look OK with 1) a touch of makeup and 2) holding the farking camera more than 3 inches from her nose.
 
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