Two in the country, one in the western?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Q-tip up the urethra.

This moment was in the cards.

/implying Keith Urban doesnt have a vagina.

You have to be able to do the splits, but believe me, it's possible. I'm pretty sure it's what cleared up my skin.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Q-tip up the urethra.

UQIU?

I've seen a .gif from a video where a guy was fingering his dick hole. Wow, just thinking about it makes me unintentionally cross my legs.

Bagelox-99: This moment was in the cards.
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*Applause*

I totally thought, "no way in hell someone makes an Urban Shocker reference." Thank you for helping me remember that this is, indeed, Fark.

the ol' three finger salute will get ya every time

Wait....one in the stink and two in the...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

You've got to be Kidman me?

Video (new window) of the announcement. Seems genuinely touched. Nice moment.

jazz710: Video (new window) of the announcement. Seems genuinely touched. Nice moment.

Sometimes I come to these just for the headline and the comments, and never even read the story, but now that you posted this, I'll have to find out what it's all about...

Saw this one in a gallery of ACM Award pics a while back. Thought it was pretty funny.

One on his crank and two in the stank!

He's a pretty cool dude. I do freelance for the networks here in Nashville and he's come in several times for interviews. Nice guy on and off camera.

Nicole likes it here too because she's left alone while out in public.

Bagelox-99: This moment was in the cards.
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DAMMIT YOU I CAME TO MAKE THAT REFERENCE WHY AM I SO FARK SLOW?

One in the dink and two in the stink?

Someone is having a fun date.

Cerebral Knievel: go for the mini van...

two up front and five in the back.

Keith is a transvestite?

Subby's lack of a key punctuation mark is like the opposite of this Kevin Nealon Weekend Update line: "Yippee! Jerry Rubin died last week! ... Oh, I'm sorry that should read, uh, 'Yippie Jerry Rubin died last week.'"

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Someone is having a fun date.

WAT?? is that like 3 in the poo, 5 in the goo??

Can someone help me with the logistics on this one??

B.L.Z. Bub: Subby's lack of a key punctuation mark is like the opposite of this Kevin Nealon Weekend Update line: "Yippee! Jerry Rubin died last week! ... Oh, I'm sorry that should read, uh, 'Yippie Jerry Rubin died last week.'"

I think Fark takes out Exclamation points in submissions of headlines? I thought this headline was confusing until I opened the link, then I instantly thought that I once tried to put an exclamation point in a headline and it wouldn't let me. I could be wrong though.

Of course there will be the dumb comments from idiot nutjobs...like the ones who actually think Eminem is black......

This is a big honor for Urban. Being inducted as a member into the Grand Ole Opry means a lot of prestige, and, nearly always having a gig to play (especially as your career winds down)

Unlike most of his peers, Urban can actually play guitar, and will play lead and solo on his songs in concert. Something the "sampling" generations and the "auto tune" generation will never understand

T'ain't easy.

WTF is the Grand Ole Opry? I've never heard of it. Then again, I hate country music.

hailin: WTF is the Grand Ole Opry? I've never heard of it. Then again, I hate country music.

It the TF of Country music....liters aren't allowed.

funk_soul_bubby: Saw this one in a gallery of ACM Award pics a while back. Thought it was pretty funny.

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I'd like her cupcake, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

srhp29: B.L.Z. Bub: Subby's lack of a key punctuation mark is like the opposite of this Kevin Nealon Weekend Update line: "Yippee! Jerry Rubin died last week! ... Oh, I'm sorry that should read, uh, 'Yippie Jerry Rubin died last week.'"

I think Fark takes out Exclamation points in submissions of headlines? I thought this headline was confusing until I opened the link, then I instantly thought that I once tried to put an exclamation point in a headline and it wouldn't let me. I could be wrong though.

Oh, I thought that was only if it was at the end of the headline.

PizzaJedi81: funk_soul_bubby: Saw this one in a gallery of ACM Award pics a while back. Thought it was pretty funny.

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I'd like her cupcake, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I'd also LICK her cupcake, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

eas81: Cerebral Knievel: go for the mini van...

two up front and five in the back.

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fisker: eas81: Cerebral Knievel: go for the mini van...

two up front and five in the back.

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I pity the foo...

funk_soul_bubby: Saw this one in a gallery of ACM Award pics a while back. Thought it was pretty funny.

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She could lick my cupcake, if ya know what I mean, and I think...of fark it...my dick...I mean my dick.

PYROY: I've seen a .gif from a video where a guy was fingering his dick hole. Wow, just thinking about it makes me unintentionally cross my legs.

Urethral play?

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Someone is having a fun date.

WAT?? is that like 3 in the poo, 5 in the goo??

Can someone help me with the logistics on this one??

Do you have two hands?

olomana: eas81: Descartes: [i4.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Someone is having a fun date.

WAT?? is that like 3 in the poo, 5 in the goo??

Can someone help me with the logistics on this one??

Do you have two hands?

Not since 07. Accident at a Phish concert.