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(Palm Beach Post)   Potential VP nominee and all-around nutball Allen West has it on good authority that up to 80 House Dems are Communists. No, he isn't naming names. You'll just have to take his word for it   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 163
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2012-04-11 11:14:19 AM  
We get it, he's black!
 
2012-04-11 11:15:17 AM  
PLEASE let him be Romney's VP pick!
 
2012-04-11 11:17:25 AM  
Let's not even go into what they're doing with all of our precious bodily fluids.
 
2012-04-11 11:18:52 AM  
I wish I was on that list. My I can send his office an email and they can add me to the commie list
 
2012-04-11 11:19:25 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-11 11:19:28 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: I wish I was on that list. Maybe I can send his office an email and they can add me to the commie list


FTFM
 
2012-04-11 11:22:13 AM  
hmm.

ok, well - according to MY calendar, we aren't scheduled for another Red Scare until at least 2016. So this guy is waaaaay early!
 
2012-04-11 11:22:27 AM  
Um...our most valued trading partner right now, is China.

I don't mean to alarm you, but they're dirty Commies...

So, the Commies are good enough to borrow from, and buy from, but not good enough to govern with? Is that really the argument?
 
2012-04-11 11:25:24 AM  
He's still ticked over the accidental 'Allan We' name tag thing.
 
2012-04-11 11:25:29 AM  
"The bottom line is, Allen West is trying to make it in the press with comments that don't even make sense," Murphy said. "He's trying to make headlines, get a rise out of people and not get anything done."

That's about the best summation I can think of.

It really bugs me that these non-serious, irresponsible shiat heads can make it this far in politics. And yes, there are some on the left, too.
 
2012-04-11 11:26:48 AM  

cman: We get it, he's black a reckless moron!


In the interest of accuracy.
 
2012-04-11 11:27:50 AM  
If I were the House minority leader, I'd demand that he produce a list of names in 24 hours, or sue him for libel and defamation of character (with respect to all House Ds)
 
2012-04-11 11:27:51 AM  

stpauler: PLEASE let him be Romney's VP pick!


Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?
 
2012-04-11 11:30:04 AM  
If they weren't such flaming dickholes you'd almost have to feel sorry for assjacks like this.

The Soviets are gone, they're too stupid to handle the abstract, stateless thing that is "Islamic Terrorism" -- Bin Laden being taken out on Obama's watch definitely takes away their talking points -- and the Chinese are going to go to war with us about as much as the local Wal-Mart is going to call in an airstrike on the adjacent trailer park.

Morons like West can only define themselves by their enemies, but not in a cool way like Batman and the Joker, so when they're denied a strong exterior enemy they're forced to internalize their pathetic, impotent rage. I pity the poor Capitol Cafeteria staff who bears the burden of his shrieking indignance when the serving of tater tots is 15 instead of the 16 he was promised.
 
2012-04-11 11:34:24 AM  

Diogenes: cman: We get it, he's black a reckless moron!

In the interest of accuracy.


Again, cman: is our largest creditor and our largest trading partner NOT Communist?

How does West's statement jibe with that small fact? Being Communist is apparently good enough to trade with. To borrow from. How would making McCarthyesque statements like this NOT be construed as coming from someone who might be just a farking idiot?
 
2012-04-11 11:34:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If they weren't such flaming dickholes you'd almost have to feel sorry for assjacks like this.

The Soviets are gone, they're too stupid to handle the abstract, stateless thing that is "Islamic Terrorism" -- Bin Laden being taken out on Obama's watch definitely takes away their talking points -- and the Chinese are going to go to war with us about as much as the local Wal-Mart is going to call in an airstrike on the adjacent trailer park.

Morons like West can only define themselves by their enemies, but not in a cool way like Batman and the Joker, so when they're denied a strong exterior enemy they're forced to internalize their pathetic, impotent rage. I pity the poor Capitol Cafeteria staff who bears the burden of his shrieking indignance when the serving of tater tots is 15 instead of the 16 he was promised.


Hey, you just don't mess with a man's tater tots.
 
2012-04-11 11:35:05 AM  
He's wrong.
There are 192 Communists in the House.
 
2012-04-11 11:35:21 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I pity the poor Capitol Cafeteria staff who bears the burden of his shrieking indignance when the serving of tater tots is 15 instead of the 16 he was promised.


I will start some shiat if you fark me out of my tots.
 
2012-04-11 11:36:31 AM  
I dunno. I still think Herman Cain provides more lulz.
 
2012-04-11 11:37:46 AM  
This is the same idiocy that cost McCain my vote in 2008.

The Ossetian Crisis was the tipping point. I was glad to vote for him in the Primary. Thought he was the best man on the field. Until he came out with this Evil Empire crap for the Russians protecting the Ossetians from ethnic cleansing, when the UN wouldn't even issue a strongly worded letter.

The Russians, who aren't even dirty Commies any more.

Trying to frame things in this fashion doesn't work. We are long past it. We WON the Cold War, and trying to frame things in that fashion just shows how terribly out of touch the man is. It's gone, man. Let it go.
 
2012-04-11 11:38:35 AM  
Communists? Doubtful, but whatever, the truth does matter to people like West. I do know there is only one socialist in Congress, and he might be the only member of Congress I have an iota of respect for. Rock on, Bernie Sanders.
 
2012-04-11 11:40:34 AM  
Allen West is a potential VP in the same way that any American citizen over 35 is a potential VP.
 
2012-04-11 11:43:11 AM  

gameshowhost: I dunno. I still think Herman Cain provides more lulz.


Oh, without a doubt. West is dangerously unhinged. Cain is just playfully unhinged.
 
2012-04-11 11:44:29 AM  

hubiestubert: Diogenes: cman: We get it, he's black a reckless moron!

In the interest of accuracy.

Again, cman: is our largest creditor and our largest trading partner NOT Communist?

How does West's statement jibe with that small fact? Being Communist is apparently good enough to trade with. To borrow from. How would making McCarthyesque statements like this NOT be construed as coming from someone who might be just a farking idiot?


Not to nit pick, but Canada is your largest trading partner, we have the oil. We are socialist, not commie.
 
2012-04-11 11:48:59 AM  
...And if they actually were (not that I'm buying your bullshiat for minute), so what, Urkle?

Last I checked, being a Communist isn't a crime in this country.
 
2012-04-11 11:49:51 AM  

hubiestubert: Diogenes: cman: We get it, he's black a reckless moron!

In the interest of accuracy.

Again, cman: is our largest creditor and our largest trading partner NOT Communist?

How does West's statement jibe with that small fact? Being Communist is apparently good enough to trade with. To borrow from. How would making McCarthyesque statements like this NOT be construed as coming from someone who might be just a farking idiot?


My apologies, I tend to forget that emotion does not travel well over the internet. I was not making a real statement, I was kidding around
 
2012-04-11 11:52:16 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: We are socialist, not commie.


Meh. Tom-A-to, tom-AH-to.....
 
2012-04-11 11:52:55 AM  

keylock71: ...And if they actually were (not that I'm buying your bullshiat for minute), so what, Urkle?

Last I checked, being a Communist isn't a crime in this country.


West thinks it is.
 
2012-04-11 11:53:26 AM  
Well if they say they're not Communist, I'll take their word for it. I guess.
 
2012-04-11 11:54:30 AM  

Diogenes: gameshowhost: I dunno. I still think Herman Cain provides more lulz.

Oh, without a doubt. West is dangerously unhinged. Cain is just playfully unhinged.


Good point.

West could be even more lulzy. O_O
 
2012-04-11 11:55:22 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Not to nit pick, but Canada is your largest trading partner, we have the oil. We are socialist, not commie.


Socialism means Un-American, and Apartheid is a new headache remedy...
 
2012-04-11 12:10:00 PM  
I've heard that 200 House Republicans are murderers and child pornographers - why won't they come forward and prove otherwise?
 
2012-04-11 12:10:54 PM  

James!: Allen West is a potential VP in the same way that any American citizen over 35 is a potential VP.


Two words: Sarah Palin.
 
2012-04-11 12:12:45 PM  

hubiestubert: Um...our most valued trading partner right now, is China.

I don't mean to alarm you, but they're dirty Commies...

So, the Commies are good enough to borrow from, and buy from, but not good enough to govern with? Is that really the argument?


Hell Romney makes money helping the communist Chinese govt spy on their citizens.
 
2012-04-11 12:12:51 PM  

hubiestubert: Um...our most valued trading partner right now, is China.

I don't mean to alarm you, but they're dirty Commies...

So, the Commies are good enough to borrow from, and buy from, but not good enough to govern with? Is that really the argument?


Maybe he meant it as a good thing. In many ways, China has a freer market than we do.
 
2012-04-11 12:12:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-11 12:18:24 PM  

DarwiOdrade: James!: Allen West is a potential VP in the same way that any American citizen over 35 is a potential VP.

Two words: Sarah Palin.


Any idiot over 35.
 
2012-04-11 12:27:12 PM  

Rep Allen West spox says West was referring to the Progressive Caucus when he suggested there are Communist party members in the House.

- Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) April 11, 2012


Ah yes, those progressives, who came up with a budget that actually makes sense. You've probably heard about it over and over on the super liberal media.
 
2012-04-11 12:35:13 PM  

Diogenes: "The bottom line is, Allen West is trying to make it in the press with comments that don't even make sense," Murphy said. "He's trying to make headlines, get a rise out of people and not get anything done."

That's about the best summation I can think of.

It really bugs me that these non-serious, irresponsible shiat heads can make it this far in politics. And yes, there are some on the left, too.


Which ones on the left? I want to have one of those 'oh yeah, they are kinda like that!' moments.
 
2012-04-11 12:35:20 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I wish I was on that list. My I can send his office an email and they can add me to the commie list


I one thought I was on the commie list, I did everything I could do to get on it, too, even sent emails, joined clubs, showed up at rallies, but nothing worked until one day, a day that I will never forget, when I found out I wasn't on the commie list, I was on the comma list.
 
2012-04-11 12:49:10 PM  
I've heard that not only is Allen West a war criminal, but that he also enjoys playing with his own poop while touching his elderly dementia-affected grandmother in the bathing suit area. I'm not saying that I know for a fact it's true, I'm only reporting what I've heard.
 
2012-04-11 12:50:04 PM  
Nuke. Florida.

/preferably while he's there, but... whatever
 
2012-04-11 12:55:27 PM  

Cyberluddite: I've heard that not only is Allen West a war criminal, but that he also enjoys playing with his own poop while touching his elderly dementia-affected grandmother in the bathing suit area. I'm not saying that I know for a fact it's true, I'm only reporting what I've heard.


He's never denied it. He should set the record straight. He owes it to his constituents.
 
2012-04-11 01:02:08 PM  
The correct nomenclature is Allen West, war criminal.

Though I'm pretty sure someone will come in here an not understand why a mock execution which is SPECIFICALLY labelled as a war crime in the Geneva convention, labelled as such in the UCMJ, and specifically taught to troops as illegal, isn't a war crime.
 
2012-04-11 01:03:52 PM  
How this person ever got to be in a position of power is beyond me....
.... oh yeah.
 
2012-04-11 01:06:53 PM  
How many of them are war criminals?
 
2012-04-11 01:07:35 PM  
I thought there were 57?
 
2012-04-11 01:08:01 PM  
As a Rochdale Socialist literally associated with several commune-style businesses, I'd like to point out that I'm still technically considered a right-leaning conservative on the balance of US issues. So Mr. West can suck it.

//Also, he realizes that America has an actual, literal Communist party, right? In fact, iirc there are two of 'em now. They're assholes and you shouldn't vote for their discredited economic model, but they're there and they're not in congress.
 
2012-04-11 01:08:25 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I wish I was on that list. My I can send his office an email and they can add me to the commie list


"If you got a black list, I wanna be on it..."
 
2012-04-11 01:08:51 PM  
He's a credit to his race.
 
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