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(Quad City Times)   "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"   (qctimes.com) divider line 81
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2012-04-11 02:17:48 PM
"He knows something is wrong, something is gravely wrong," Ramirez said. "He thinks she's dead, he panics, he's high, he doesn't do what you'd hope he'd do."


Ramirez added, "Oh, did you not know about that? Um...you know what? I was thinking about a different guy who accidentally strangled a prostitute and then tried to cover it up."
 
2012-04-11 02:18:34 PM

BurnShrike: groppet: BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

BurnShrike: Getting other guys laid since 2011.


This is why your posts show up green to me.
 
2012-04-11 02:20:35 PM

Morpheses: BurnShrike: groppet: BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

BurnShrike: Getting other guys laid since 2011.

This is why your posts show up green to me.


... because I got you laid too?

Jesus, my day keeps getting better.
 
2012-04-11 02:21:16 PM
To be fair, how do we know she didn't ask him to? I've had this happen. Not really my thing but hell, why not? Now the ones with a "rape fantasy"... no. Not happening. Not without a notarized and signed statement to the effect of "this is a game, I asked for it, I give up my right to press charges " etc. And no one ever wants to get that notarized. Hell, lets be honest, if I *were* to play that game, you know where I'm gonna stick it, and no, there's no safe word. It's a rape. Turns out that's not what they have in mind.
 
2012-04-11 02:24:13 PM
My wife is at the trial. The defendant is a serial killer. This is just the first murder trial.

/ She told me yesterday that his (not very good) attorney was going to try this defense. She predicts it will not succeed.
 
2012-04-11 02:25:51 PM
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2012-04-11 02:31:01 PM

Aidan: Two middle names? Guilty. Guilty as hell.


If he's of "no fixed address", might as well just throw the switch now
 
2012-04-11 02:31:37 PM

JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".


i don't care who you are that's funny right there
 
2012-04-11 02:36:30 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman.
I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists.
Your world frightens and confuses me!
Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever..
Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client pays a woman for rough sex and accidentally kills her. Then he is only guilty of bad judgment and not murder.
Thank you.
 
2012-04-11 02:40:16 PM
came looking for this guy

www.iphoneworld.ca
 
2012-04-11 02:46:08 PM
No a 10-18 is disappearing a dead hooker from Aflecks trailer.
 
2012-04-11 02:57:35 PM
thought she was a chicken perhaps?

u1.ipernity.com
 
2012-04-11 02:58:03 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So it's fine if he picked her up by the neck?


OK, you're going to be like ultraholland and steal my thoughts right out of my head?!??! I was going to say this!!

may a dead hooker pick you up by your neck
 
2012-04-11 02:59:25 PM
Let he who is without a dead hooker in the trunk cast the first stone!
 
2012-04-11 03:11:19 PM

zetar: My wife is at the trial. The defendant is a serial killer. This is just the first murder trial.

/ She told me yesterday that his (not very good) attorney was going to try this defense. She predicts it will not succeed.


Well, even a cereal killer deserves a fair trial. It's part of our system of chex and balances.
 
2012-04-11 03:17:45 PM
ranger.gamebanana.com
 
2012-04-11 03:22:49 PM

Scoop84: zetar: My wife is at the trial. The defendant is a serial killer. This is just the first murder trial.

/ She told me yesterday that his (not very good) attorney was going to try this defense. She predicts it will not succeed.

Well, even a cereal killer deserves a fair trial. It's part of our system of chex and balancesd breakfasts.


Nice work.
 
2012-04-11 03:48:01 PM
...In the end though it was all worth it as I finally realized I didn't need to keep killing hookers to feel better about myself.
 
2012-04-11 04:07:33 PM
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2012-04-11 04:51:14 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman.
I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists.
Your world frightens and confuses me!
Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever..
Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client pays a woman for rough sex and accidentally kills her. Then he is only guilty of bad judgment and not murder.
Thank you.


Been far too long since I saw that.

Favorited
 
2012-04-11 04:54:34 PM
If you didn't kill it, You weren't trying that hard.
 
2012-04-11 05:02:20 PM

The English Major: Sybarite: When they're dead, they're just hookers.

No, do not say the Chekhov gun. That, sir, is a facile argument.


And also woefully esoteric.
 
2012-04-11 06:57:26 PM

groppet: Let he who is without a dead hooker in the trunk cast the first stone!


img10.imageshack.us

I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
 
2012-04-11 07:23:23 PM
So hang him, from the article he should have no complaint with that.
 
2012-04-11 07:33:04 PM
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(hot)

Client in question?

/too obscure?
 
2012-04-11 08:16:50 PM
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-11 09:18:50 PM
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Allegedly strangled.
 
2012-04-11 09:34:29 PM

KarmaSpork: Primitive Screwhead: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman.
I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists.
Your world frightens and confuses me!
Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever..
Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client pays a woman for rough sex and accidentally kills her. Then he is only guilty of bad judgment and not murder.
Thank you.

Been far too long since I saw that.

Favorited


Aww shucks...Thanks.
 
2012-04-11 10:18:31 PM
Look, you hire enough hookers and eventually one is going to end up dead.
 
2012-04-12 12:21:52 AM

studebaker hoch: Look, you hire enough hookers and eventually one is going to end up dead.


How many? I mean, what's the ratio of hireage to deadness? Does it depend on the size of your trunk? Or the size of your "trunk"?
 
2012-04-12 05:11:36 PM

Sybarite: When they're dead, they're just hookers.


This is the second time today that the guy at the top of the thread said exactly what I came here to say. And the second time I will post the proper pic to go with it.

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