This works for me all the time.

I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Man, if I had a dime for every time that has happened to me....

At least in his case it was a fever dream...I think.

Didn't that happen to Skinner in an X-Files episode? Get Mulder and Scully on this one.

Two middle names? Guilty. Guilty as hell.

Some guys just can't get off unless they have a gun pointed at the hooker's head. Is it my fault it went off? I mean, his fault. Is it his fault?

jaylectricity: We need to legalize prostitution so these women can feel better about themselves. He did that prostitute a favor. She probably hated her life, anyway.

Peter Griffin taught me that they are dead inside, therefore I must agree.

ZAZ: . A decade ago cops in Attleboro, Mass. busted an S&M party.

Cops can't do squat when it it safe, sane, and consensual,
Unless you are in Mass, where the dirty pigs are corrupt as sin.
You poor bastiges can't even own a sword or walk down the street with a concealed handgun. No wonder the pigs walk all over you.

Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Who here hasn't killed a hooker? I have six or seven in my car's trunk right now.

/That reminds me, I need to pick up some Febreeze.

bakkasan: jaylectricity: We need to legalize prostitution so these women can feel better about themselves. He did that prostitute a favor. She probably hated her life, anyway.

Peter Griffin taught me that they are dead inside, therefore I must agree.

Technically those were strippers.

His lawyer's going for the classic "shiat happens" defense.

Pants_Optional: bakkasan: jaylectricity: We need to legalize prostitution so these women can feel better about themselves. He did that prostitute a favor. She probably hated her life, anyway.

Peter Griffin taught me that they are dead inside, therefore I must agree.

Technically those were strippers.

Strippers do tend to get angry if you assume they are hookers. I just hope my logic still stands.

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I know when we're finger licked.

JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?

Looks like an upstanding citizen. I'm sure it was an honest mistake.

It's a little unsettling when a woman tells you to choke her while having sex. Oh, you're into that, it would have been nice of you to bring that up before, and we can talk about it, come up with a safety word, etc.

MoronLessOff: JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?

I just buckle one of these to the front of my pants.

MoronLessOff: JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?

Unfortunately my erotic needs do not include asphyxiation. Rectal trauma on the other hand...

bakkasan: MoronLessOff: JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?

Unfortunately my erotic needs do not include asphyxiation. Rectal trauma on the other hand...

Put some ice in on that.

BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

MoronLessOff: JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?


You rang?

LarryDan43: Its called standing your ground.

Either you are in the wrong thread or I like the way you think. I haven't decided which.

Senator Pat Geary knows the feeling...

trappedspirit: MoronLessOff: JDAT: Too bad the safe word wasn't "gulghhhffff".

Came to make that exact comment.

So....anyone ever use a belt?

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You rang?

Thank you.

BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

LeroyBourne: It's a little unsettling when a woman tells you to choke her while having sex. Oh, you're into that, it would have been nice of you to bring that up before, and we can talk about it, come up with a safety word, etc.

I believe under those circumstances "Maybe we'll try it next time" is the appropriate response. That way, you don't have to interrupt the current activities for a long discussion, nor do you feel pressured to try out a kink without discussing it first.

Also as a general rule of thumb, if you can't both enjoy kinkless "vanilla" sex at least once, my guess is adding the kink in isn't going to make you both happy anyway. But I'm just suggesting this as a guideline, not a hard and fast rule.

groppet: BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

BurnShrike: Getting other guys laid since 2011.

groppet: BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

Groppet, I'm serious, cut it out. I'm about to hulk out with jealous rage.
Although, I don't think I could put the choke on. That might be a bit weird for me.

They were playing the "Hung Her Games".

Another example of our so called justice system gone mad. I mean, who among us hasn't killed a hooker or two?

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"

The first one is always an accident, but it goes downhill from there.

bakkasan: Pants_Optional: bakkasan: jaylectricity: We need to legalize prostitution so these women can feel better about themselves. He did that prostitute a favor. She probably hated her life, anyway.

Peter Griffin taught me that they are dead inside, therefore I must agree.

Technically those were strippers.

Strippers do tend to get angry if you assume they are hookers. I just hope my logic still stands.

That's just bartering for a higher conversion fee.

ArkAngel: ZAZ: While autoerotic asphyxiation is a weird fetish, erotic aspyhxiation is homicide. I think the law where I live is typical in saying consent is not a defense to harmful battery. A decade ago cops in Attleboro, Mass. busted an S&M party.

But homicide does not equal murder. If he never intended to kill her, he is not guilty of first degree murder.

Came here to say this. Sounds like the DA over-reached on this one. I doubt they get a conviction for first-degree. Some other degree would have been an appropriate charge.

was her name Beckie? because then you can use the choke-becca defence. That never loses

MoronLessOff: groppet: BurnShrike: I've used the "whoops I slipped" excuse before during sex, but never for something like this.

Yes it seems like a variation of the "whoops I slipped and my penis went inside you" defense

An old FWB of mine used to liked to be choked out. Sometimes it would scare me when her eyes would bug out and she would turn red. Then she would get mad when I let her go, do I still got her number............YUP!! Off to make a call!

Groppet, I'm serious, cut it out. I'm about to hulk out with jealous rage.
Although, I don't think I could put the choke on. That might be a bit weird for me.

Hey if you live a little north of Philly thats where she is right now. It's about a 4 hour drive from DC with meh traffic. And dont worry in a few weeks ill be jealous of you. I have to take my family from Ohio to the zoo. Lots of kids. So if a fark story pops up about a guy jumping into the tiger pen at the DC zoo, it's me.

Msol: Zimmerman

They decided to charge him, you know.

As many times as I've done this myself, I find it a miracle that my chicken is still alive.