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logieal		2012-04-11 08:26:53 AM

Why? Because Fark you, that's why.

BitwiseShift		2012-04-11 08:27:47 AM

Came for the bacon covered beer hauler. Left with a recipe.

safeforwork		2012-04-11 08:29:40 AM

I think this is one of the first times the comments from TFA made me laugh out loud, rather than weep for humanity. So much win!

/Kitten? Holy crap it works!

Glitchwerks		2012-04-11 08:30:22 AM

Reminds of the anti-car jacking kit used in South Africa.

LegacyDL		2012-04-11 08:30:45 AM

Do I smell Mad Max's new car?

mr pity		2012-04-11 08:31:58 AM

Glitchwerks: Reminds of the anti-car jacking kit used in South Africa.

The Blaster, if I recall correctly.

Splinshints		2012-04-11 08:32:36 AM

If whatever you've done with your life requires you to own one of these, you've either done something very, very VERY wrong or very, very VERY right.

Pert		2012-04-11 08:33:33 AM

"Caballo's 14 inches of suspension travel proved just as handy for crawling over boulders as it was for ripping through sandy S-turns."

Looks to me like the wheelbase is far too long for proper rock-crawling and the belly is likely to scrape and hang-up going over any ridge.

img.gawkerassets.com

/I've been wrong before....

Inillustrious		2012-04-11 08:34:55 AM

"Truck" isn't how you spell "Miata."

Silly Jesus		2012-04-11 08:39:25 AM

Doesn't Every Truck Need A ~~Flamethrower~~ Penis Length Indicator?

/fixed that for them

elvisaintdead		2012-04-11 08:44:10 AM

mr pity: Glitchwerks: Reminds of the anti-car jacking kit used in South Africa.

The Blaster, if I recall correctly.

It's no Denver Jockstrap, (new window) I'll give you that.

LewDux		2012-04-11 08:44:40 AM

the kids love it

ButterMule		2012-04-11 08:46:20 AM

Silly Jesus: Doesn't Every Truck Need A Flamethrower Penis Length Indicator?

/fixed that for them

I'm surprised this wasn't the Weeners.

nicoffeine		2012-04-11 08:47:39 AM

People going too slow for truckers in the far right lane night to get chicken fried.

nicoffeine		2012-04-11 08:48:14 AM

*need

/dunno where "night" came from

luktti		2012-04-11 08:48:23 AM

Pert: Looks to me like the wheelbase is far too long for proper rock-crawling and the belly is likely to scrape and hang-up going over any ridge.

A truck must know it's limitations. Dirty H.

hogans		2012-04-11 08:48:37 AM

That reminds me, I still need to install a caltrop dispenser between my gas tank and rear bumper.

gja		2012-04-11 08:49:05 AM

HAHAHA, who needs a trunk-monkey with THESE options?

PYROY		2012-04-11 08:51:44 AM

The founding fathers didn't give their lives on the cross so that we could drive around without flamethrowers. FACT.

BostonEMT		2012-04-11 08:54:01 AM

link is farked :o(

Nem Wan		2012-04-11 08:56:57 AM

YEEAAAH! RUMSFELD!

Pert		2012-04-11 08:57:47 AM

"Look Ellen, a slow Chinese driver.........."

"YOU'RE WONTON!!!"

i.ytimg.com

/haven't watched that in years....

jihad_cowboy		2012-04-11 08:58:01 AM

safeforwork: I think this is one of the first times the comments from TFA made me laugh out loud, rather than weep for humanity. So much win!

/Kitten? Holy crap it works!

My favorite was the one guy who thought the rear axle on the jeep was overkill.

REALLY. It has a 50 cal machine gun on it and the AXLE is overkill?

UNC_Samurai		2012-04-11 09:01:01 AM

Glitchwerks: Reminds of the anti-car jacking kit used in South Africa.

"Hi, Jack!"

Mega Steve		2012-04-11 09:04:29 AM

Didn't help poor Mega Weapon
www.bargainbinreview.com

mattador		2012-04-11 09:05:32 AM

hogans: That reminds me, I still need to install a caltrop dispenser between my gas tank and rear bumper.

Try areadenialdefensesystems.com

Mini Ditka		2012-04-11 09:09:54 AM

Here is a blank check. Make it so.

hdhale		2012-04-11 09:13:25 AM

LegacyDL: Do I smell Mad Max's new car?

Anything that isn't based on the GT351 version of a 1973 Ford XB Falcon Hardtop would be sacrilege.

Random Guy		2012-04-11 09:22:09 AM

Hmm

This looks familiar....

/hotlinked like a flamethrower

Oldiron_79		2012-04-11 09:24:28 AM

Just Walk away

farkyourface		2012-04-11 09:30:24 AM

PYROY: The founding fathers didn't give their lives on the cross so that we could drive around without flamethrowers. FACT.

+1

honk		2012-04-11 09:36:32 AM

It's good to see that America is back to manufacturing things that we can export. This should be marketable in . . . I dunno, the Middle East, Colombia, Mexico?

FeFiFoFark		2012-04-11 09:54:18 AM

haven't seen Trogdor in awhile

mod3072		2012-04-11 09:54:47 AM

Silly Jesus: Doesn't Every Truck Need A Flamethrower Penis Length Indicator?

/fixed that for them

Yes, because any man who has a nice car or a gun is obviously compensating for having a tiny penis. Or, you know, they just really like cars/guns/flamethrower-equipped pickups. I'm sure it's the first one though. What about women? If they have a nice car or a big gun, can I assume they have a huge, gaping vagina?

trekkiecougar		2012-04-11 09:56:40 AM

Even though I appear to be an average, mild-mannnered mother and widowed little old lady I'm also the owner of 4 machetes, a shotgun, an AR, a butterfly knife (courtesy of my Filipino ancestors) and a wicked folding blade in my vehicle (Thanks Sexy!!) so all I have to say about this truck is "Hell yeah!!!"

Micronaut		2012-04-11 10:00:14 AM

/approves

Link (new window)

craxyd		2012-04-11 10:01:14 AM

mod3072: Silly Jesus: Doesn't Every Truck Need A Flamethrower Penis Length Indicator?

/fixed that for them

Yes, because any man who has a nice car or a gun is obviously compensating for having a tiny penis. Or, you know, they just really like cars/guns/flamethrower-equipped pickups. I'm sure it's the first one though. What about women? If they have a nice car or a big gun, can I assume they have a huge, gaping vagina?

Small breasts

Clemkadidlefark		2012-04-11 10:03:37 AM

Oh

Hell

Yes

2 grams		2012-04-11 10:05:30 AM

I hope our neighborhood watch commander gets one!

barefoot in the head		2012-04-11 10:08:28 AM

mod3072: What about women? If they have a nice car or a big gun, can I assume they have a ~~huge, gaping vagina~~ broke failure of a husband?

Also, why can you not make the point finger shape, but as long as the awsum fake machine gun is fake, the cop just wants his picture taken?

BHShaman		2012-04-11 10:10:46 AM

If Jeep can get their heads out of the a$$ and get a diesel in the US market, they will have my money.

(new window)

Badass No. 32		2012-04-11 10:11:07 AM

Cool, but I still prefer the big shiny red ones with water pumps. Other people do well enough supplying the fire.

TenaciousDMZ		2012-04-11 10:24:19 AM

BH what kind of truck is that? It might be something I'm looking for...

TenaciousDMZ		2012-04-11 10:26:29 AM

NVM, I clicked the link. I am looking for an old carb, non EFI, non CPU'd truck.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-11 10:27:15 AM

"My pants haven't been this tight since I interviewed Amber Heard."

And in case anyone hasn't heard of The Showkilla:

www.iballer.com

Silly Jesus		2012-04-11 10:30:14 AM

nanim		2012-04-11 10:36:42 AM

And I only have a Swiss Army knife in my car. I feel underdressed.

/side flamethrowers? How 'bout a tailpipe one?... could finally deter those tailgating 'drafters'

Character Assassin		2012-04-11 11:00:58 AM

So can we say "enough!" to Fark headlines that consist solely of an empty answer to a question in the headline of TFA?

Evil Mackerel		2012-04-11 11:01:34 AM

Pert: One of these little beauties got me and the g/f all the way round Australia a few years ago....

[desmond.imageshack.us image 640x480]

20 years old, 1.6 litre engine, only got bogged once.

Made it into the Bungle Bungle and out....

I didn't know Mitsubishi had a 4wd van, nice. I had an 84 toyota van until the head blew.