HotIgneous Intruder: The single biggest reason Japanese commit suicide is Japanese porn.
Full stop.

Have you seen that twisted stuff? Girls whining like mice and etc.
Good lord.

Someone on Fark, I think, referred to sex with a Japanese girl as "Banging the dolphin squeaks out of them."

//wouldn't know

Rufus_T_Firefly: Mr Hayano believes it is a symptom of an increasingly impersonal and lonely way of life that emerged with the internet.

He adds: 'Now we can live our lives being online all day. However, the truth of the matter is we still need to see each other's faces, read their expressions, hear their voices so we can fully understand their emotions - to coexist.'

Wat?

Know what else comes out of a fairy ring?

Bring a sweater, because there's bound to be a little nip in the air.

Only ting Japenese rike better than kirring Chinese is-a kirring a-themserves!



/smerry japanese dog

thatboyoverthere: Skr: [media-2.web.britannica.com image 512x300]
The fairy rings beckon and lead them off into gentle slumber.

Fairy rings are actually one giant fungal organism. The Mushrooms sprouting in a ring are all part of the same organism.

Look, Bill Nye, say what you want, it won't save you from the faeries.

Tricky Chicken: aagrajag: Tricky Chicken: My wife (japanese) was singing a soft japanese lullabye to our son. It was pleasant and I asked her what it meant. The basic story line was about a family that did not have enough food and the mother wat walking one of the children out into the woods. The refrain was from the childs point of view asking the mother not to abandon it saying please don't go.

They sing this to children. I can understand growing up with a 'suicide is always an option' attitude.

Oh, come on. Most Western fairy tales are pretty horrific before they get Disneyfied. Emotionally damaging children is a long and storied tradition.

I guess it's not much worse than making a child pray that if they die before they wake that the lord should come and take their soul.

Hey kid, there is a chance you're going to die tonight in your sleep! Sweet dreams.

If I die before I wake I'll haunt my sister and make her stank!

/i was a rotten brat

Bathysphere: Too many Mushi.

Gotcha covered.

I'm surprised organ harvesters aren't all over this.

Damn...

...those are some quality boots.

Morpheses: Being one who was formerly a heavy anime nerd, I find that hilarious.

You sound fa...

...heavy as in I was really in to it.

Dang.

Take into account my cels and videos, my closet full of Magic and HeroClix...yea, I can see where you'd get that. But only by about 10 lbs or so and I'm working on it.

Also, Fark helps a lot.

Debeo Summa Credo: Tricky Chicken: My wife (japanese) was singing a soft japanese lullabye to our son. It was pleasant and I asked her what it meant. The basic story line was about a family that did not have enough food and the mother wat walking one of the children out into the woods. The refrain was from the childs point of view asking the mother not to abandon it saying please don't go.

They sing this to children. I can understand growing up with a 'suicide is always an option' attitude.

Dude. That's farking awful. You've seriously ruined my afternoon with that. I think I need to get outside and get some air. And bring my kids some ice cream or something tonight..

Then never ever ever watch 'Graveyard of the Fireflies'. The happiest part of it is the beginning when you meet the ghost of a kid that starved to death.

MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: Taloon: MoronLessOff: phoolishone: MoronLessOff: phoolishone: This is happening to me. I am slowly becoming invisible to the world. Most days I cope because I'm okay with being alone, but sometimes the loneliness takes me down for days.

I hear ya, brother. I've lost all my friends over the years. Honestly, the reason I started farking is for the interaction. It's almost like having friends again.

/been on a blue streak myself
//thanks to all the farkers that make it worth while.

Hang in there, my friend. Hope you feel better soon.

/am a sister, that's okay

Thanks sis. I have ups and downs.

Also, just putting this out there, if anyone needs a chat, EIP.

Didnt see this before posting pic. Forgive me. Mods delete my above comment if needed. I apologize

Being one who was formerly a heavy anime nerd, I find that hilarious.

You sound fa...

...heavy as in I was really in to it.

Dang.

/Stay cheery my man
//Have my blue days, weeks, years too

groppet: hdhale: Read the story yesterday and felt...uneasy. Something about that place that just isn't right. You shouldn't want to go peacefully unless you are 95+, ringed enough out of life for three people, and your body is just too gone to continue. Something evil about the place and I can't figure out what exactly, but I won't be visiting there.

yeah I plan on going out how I came in .....naked and screaming!

Don't forget covered in blood and wearing a vagina like a hat.

White man with asian fetish happens across attractive -dead yet still warm- woman. What do?

WHAT DO!?!

SolidShadow: Been there for an afternoon. Didn't run into anybody dead or alive. It was very quiet, eerily so. Beautiful place to hike. Going to make a stop there for a walk again next year.
/I'll let you all know if I don't come back.

I'll pay you $200 for a skull. Make sure it's clean.

LOTN: thatboyoverthere: Skr: [media-2.web.britannica.com image 512x300]
The fairy rings beckon and lead them off into gentle slumber.

Fairy rings are actually one giant fungal organism. The Mushrooms sprouting in a ring are all part of the same organism.

Look, Bill Nye, say what you want, it won't save you from the faeries.

No but the dagger that belonged to my father made out steel untouched by a Smith's hammer will.
/dad's old prop dagger.

Deadwing: The James Bond novel You Only Live Twice dealt with this. Blofeld had a suicide castle in Japan that Bond had to infiltrate. There is a farker with the handle Guntram Shatterhand, Blofeld's alias.

Heh... came in here to page him to this thread, myself. Truly nothing is obscure on Fark.

I'm so ronery

Is that a smashed Busch can in picture two? I hope not

The single biggest reason Japanese commit suicide is Japanese porn.
Full stop.

Have you seen that twisted stuff? Girls whining like mice and etc.
Good lord.

numbone: 'I think it's impossible to die heroically by committing suicide,' he says.

Kamikazes beg to differ.


As do, depending on your point of view, the 9/11 hijackers.

Nem Wan: Rufus_T_Firefly: Mr Hayano believes it is a symptom of an increasingly impersonal and lonely way of life that emerged with the internet.

He adds: 'Now we can live our lives being online all day. However, the truth of the matter is we still need to see each other's faces, read their expressions, hear their voices so we can fully understand their emotions - to coexist.'

Wat?
[www.boingboing.net image 395x400]

I never want to live in a world where that picture doesn't make me laugh.

Wow. I love the guy in the video. Soft-spoken and apparently worried by absolutely nothing. That's the kind of guy I want to have around.

Unless something bad happens, because I know he's gonna dump me in front of the bad thing. :)

The fairy rings beckon and lead them off into gentle slumber.

This was on Ancient Aliens. It's aliens, people. Evil alien energy driving people to want to die.

History Channel.

History Channel.

BronyMedic: I can see the potential for tourism here.

COME TO BEAUTIFUL MOUNT FUJI IN JAPAN, THE NECROPHILIAC'S PARADISE! Stay awhile and crack a cold one!

Okay I laughed at that one. It's all sorts of wrong but I love it.
/I need to get that on a t-shirt and visit Mount Fuji.

Been there for an afternoon. Didn't run into anybody dead or alive. It was very quiet, eerily so. Beautiful place to hike. Going to make a stop there for a walk again next year.
/I'll let you all know if I don't come back.

He may be able to help.

Read the story yesterday and felt...uneasy. Something about that place that just isn't right. You shouldn't want to go peacefully unless you are 95+, ringed enough out of life for three people, and your body is just too gone to continue. Something evil about the place and I can't figure out what exactly, but I won't be visiting there.