cirby: HBK:
/I mean, he got Cs from the state's farm college

It may be called "Texas Agricultural and Mechanical," but calling it "the state's farm college" is a bit... dishonest.

It's a highly-ranked national university, and it's pretty big - about 45,000 students.

And their bonfires are fabulous. Ever since they moved teh best little whorehouse in Texas to the capital, things just haven't been the same.

Dancin_In_Anson

cirby: It may be called "Texas Agricultural and Mechanical," but calling it "the state's farm college" is a bit... dishonest.

It's a highly-ranked national university, and it's pretty big - about 45,000 students.


And the best part is that upon graduation you can put your diploma on the dashboard of your pickup and legally park in any handicapped space in the state.


Now that's funny....I don't care who you are.

B...b...but, Fast and Furious.

or something.

cmunic8r99: They raided the Austin office of the DoJ?

I vote primarily Democratic and support a lot of President Obama's policies; but this is the first sarcastic though I had after reading the headline.

/ Golf clap

Well, to be fair, every gun shop owner should know what Eric Holder looks like by now.. Can't excuse this shop for selling him guns..

cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.


Imagine how furious the pro-republican forces would be here on FARK if they had 3 years to come up with someone to beat Obama and all they could muster was Uber-Kerry and easily-refuted talking points.

globalwarmingpraiser: Ok, given all of the fast and furious Crap pulled by the ATF I am going to with hold judgement.

Agreed.
It wouldn't be the first time the ATF raided a gun shop and found guns. Considering the Feds past behavior, it's probably just some paperwork screwup that they're milking for a free headline.

/Which means its bad news, for Perry.
/...exactly how, I'm not too sure.

cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Crude: Do you ever get tired of being so farking stupid, Leftists? Your constant smear campaigns are boring to the rest of us. Does it ever get boring for you?


Teleprompter. Arugula... No, nevermind. The list is too long, and your a idiot.

syrynxx: Petit_Merdeux: Natsumi: budgie smuggler is even funnier

Not as funny as turd burglar.

Funny name, Turd Furguson.



That's not funny

quatchi: Perry issues award and commends a gun shop in Texas with the word Eagle in their name for 76 years in business and 2 years later the shop gets popped for selling guns to smugglers?

No, the gun store is (was?) called the Hesles Gun Store. The town's named Eagle Pass.

And if this is indicative of cartels making inroads into South Texas, then they've made it in about 1000 feet. Seriously, that's how close this gun store is to the border.

Idiot kids ruining their dad's legacy.

Splinshints

cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway


Yet, sadly - you probably will say more.

Gonz: quatchi: Perry issues award and commends a gun shop in Texas with the word Eagle in their name for 76 years in business and 2 years later the shop gets popped for selling guns to smugglers?

No, the gun store is (was?) called the Hesles Gun Store. The town's named Eagle Pass.

And if this is indicative of cartels making inroads into South Texas, then they've made it in about 1000 feet. Seriously, that's how close this gun store is to the border.

Idiot kids ruining their dad's legacy.

Ah, see that now. TY for correction. Did not realize it was literally "on the border" either.

That term can and has been used somewhat nebulously before.

Only been to Texas once. San Antonio is a pretty city around Christmas time.

/Thought the Alamo would have been bigger.
//It didn't even have a basement!

quatchi: Rather than worry about the optics for Perry

I want you to catch on fire.

BeesNuts: quatchi: Rather than worry about the optics for Perry

I want you to catch on fire.

Unless you're saying that Perry's got the X-factor.



In which case we can all be very worried, I think.

The Republican Solyndra.

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

probably could've gotten away without even saying that, and been no worse for wear.

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.

karnal: Splinshints

cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway


Yet, sadly - you probably will say more.



I sense an alt with hurt feelings.

Perry gave a small business praise for their hard work, and LIEberals sing and dance when that small business goes under because Big Brother DHS is trying to frame people to get the heat off for Fast and Furious. They're arresting these men for selling bullets, which can't even be tracked across the border. Not that that's ever stopped Herr Holder.

0bama gives a 'small business' half a billion dollars of other people's labor and the Dimocrat Party steps on their own tongues trying to explain how that's no big deal and we really shouldn't care about it anyway. I bet if we gave Solyndra $500 of ammo instead of $500 million of stolen money, the Dims would be just as happy to see them shut down.

Hippocrazy at its finest.

BeesNuts: quatchi: Rather than worry about the optics for Perry

I want you to catch on fire.

Meh, it's less of a mouthful than saying "possible negative political ramifications resulting from the public's perception of this issue".

/Least I didn't say "Synergy".

kregh99: The Republican Solyndra.

I thought Solyndra was the Republican Solyndra.

NeverDrunk23

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.


You can't really blame the submitter....he just linked to it and came up with the stupid headline. Associating Perry with this place was already done by the liberal media machine, who feel they need to still bring that sad sack down....although, you would think they would be very busy exploring Romeny's Special Underwear in hopes of bringing them down, too.....hopefully....another time, another thread.

Solyndra
Soros
Bill Ayers

Jake Havechek


Solyndra
Soros
Bill Ayers



What is Reasons to Impeach the President, Alex?

christianity: I don't really understand the people in this thread who are getting angry.

I don't really understand what thread you're reading.

thurstonxhowell: christianity: I don't really understand the people in this thread who are getting angry.

I don't really understand what thread you're reading.

He may be referring to all the idiotic trolls.

I am surprised that the federal government opposes American businesses selling weapons and ammunition to Mexico. I thought we quietly favored that position.

How does the NRA feel about this situation? Are there any efforts under way to start a Mexican chapter? a NRM, perhaps?

kregh99: The Republican Solyndra.


No, Halliburton and Blackwater are the republican's Solyndra.

sprawl15: thurstonxhowell: christianity: I don't really understand the people in this thread who are getting angry.

I don't really understand what thread you're reading.

He may be referring to all the idiotic trolls.

I suppose some people do have their troll alt playing around in here.

Crude: Rick Perry must have known all along!!


Do you ever get tired of being so farking stupid, Leftists? Your constant smear campaigns are boring to the rest of us. Does it ever get boring for you?

Are you excited about voting for Romney?

/HAHA

See the funny thing about fronts for illegal activities that the people commiting the crime don't really tell anyone.

I fail to see how this is a failure by Rick Perry. I mean I loath him. And there are plenty of legitimate reasons for me to do so. This is not one of them.

karnal: NeverDrunk23

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.


You can't really blame the submitter....he just linked to it and came up with the stupid headline. Associating Perry with this place was already done by the liberal media machine, who feel they need to still bring that sad sack down....although, you would think they would be very busy exploring Romeny's Special Underwear in hopes of bringing them down, too.....hopefully....another time, another thread.


You know how I know you watch Fox News?

God's Hubris: kregh99: The Republican Solyndra.

No, Halliburton and Blackwater are the republican's Solyndra.

See also: Enron, the Texas S&L scandals and oh so many more.

God's Hubris


karnal: NeverDrunk23

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.


You can't really blame the submitter....he just linked to it and came up with the stupid headline. Associating Perry with this place was already done by the liberal media machine, who feel they need to still bring that sad sack down....although, you would think they would be very busy exploring Romeny's Special Underwear in hopes of bringing them down, too.....hopefully....another time, another thread.


You know how I know you watch Fox News?


The same way that I know you diddle small school boys?

dr_blasto: tomWright: Is this one of the shop that sold guns to people that failed a background check, but did so only after the BATF told them to, as part of the gun-walker/fast and furious thing?

Just asking.

Did Glenn Beck really do that shiat in 1990?

Just asking.

hell if i know, but then, i do not know how to equate the ravings of an attention-whoring media douchebag with the apparantly legitimate reports i have read in many reports from sources like cnn nyt etc.

Thats a heck of a talent, wish i understood how it worked

Alphax: I doubt Rick Perry will care, or even notice.

He only said that when he was high on painkillers

cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

Imagine my lack of surprise at an ineffective attempt to divert to a hypothetical.

This is why you should never say anything nice about anybody.

karnal: God's Hubris


karnal: NeverDrunk23

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.


You can't really blame the submitter....he just linked to it and came up with the stupid headline. Associating Perry with this place was already done by the liberal media machine, who feel they need to still bring that sad sack down....although, you would think they would be very busy exploring Romeny's Special Underwear in hopes of bringing them down, too.....hopefully....another time, another thread.


You know how I know you watch Fox News?


The same way that I know you diddle small school boys?


Oh, burn! I bow to your sardonic wit. No, really. I safely say without hyperbole that you are the greatest master of the written word since the Illiad.

God's Hubris

karnal: God's Hubris


karnal: NeverDrunk23

Splinshints: cman: Imagine how furious the pro-Obama forces would be here on Fark if it was Obama that praised a business and was raided by the feds for hiring illegal aliens.

FARK YOU AND YOUR THREADSHIATTING YOU TAIL-TUCKING COWARD

/ I don't feel anything else needs to be said to him since he never responds to anything anyway

Shhh, I'm trying to get outraged at hypotheticals that never happened while ignoring what actually did in order to excuse it.

But this story doesnt have anything to really do with Perry either. He awarded that title to the place, later they changed ownership and then screwed up. Its stupid to blame him for giving the title then when this happened later, if anyone is.

/Stupid headline, assmitter.


You can't really blame the submitter....he just linked to it and came up with the stupid headline. Associating Perry with this place was already done by the liberal media machine, who feel they need to still bring that sad sack down....although, you would think they would be very busy exploring Romeny's Special Underwear in hopes of bringing them down, too.....hopefully....another time, another thread.


You know how I know you watch Fox News?


The same way that I know you diddle small school boys?


Oh, burn! I bow to your sardonic wit. No, really. I safely say without hyperbole that you are the greatest master of the written word since the Illiad.


...I hate dactylic hexameters!

Jackson Herring


God's Hubris: Oh, burn! I bow to your sardonic wit. No, really. I safely say without hyperbole that you are the greatest master of the written word since the Illiad.

You are responding to the DIMS DIMS DIMS troll alt account, I just want you to bear that in mind.

Dang......Next, why don't you tell him there is no Santa or you have a girlfriend in another state.

Jackson Herring: God's Hubris: Oh, burn! I bow to your sardonic wit. No, really. I safely say without hyperbole that you are the greatest master of the written word since the Illiad.

You are responding to the DIMS DIMS DIMS troll alt account, I just want you to bear that in mind.


I know. I just wanted him to feel like he's accomplishing something today. You have to give them positive reinforcement.
*toussles karnal's hair*

quatchi: BeesNuts: quatchi: Rather than worry about the optics for Perry

I want you to catch on fire.

Meh, it's less of a mouthful than saying "possible negative political ramifications resulting from the public's perception of this issue".

/Least I didn't say "Synergy".

If I ever hear some middle management doucher say: "The optics need synergized"it would probably make me sprout knives from my eyesockets.

So it's like you're the demon that just makes sure my head's buried in shiat, and not the demon that makes sure I have my skin ripped off every 4 hours.