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(Daily Mail)   20-year-old hottie saves stray cat. Stray cat returns the favor and holy crap it's dusty in here (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 168
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2012-04-11 01:36:41 AM
Good kitteh.
 
2012-04-11 04:05:26 AM
Good girl too. She saw a rope and grabbed on.

/Dr. Kitty Luv got the cure ya thinkin of
 
2012-04-11 08:41:02 AM
what is it with the mentally ill and cats?
 
2012-04-11 08:41:09 AM
Pretty now, but my dear lord she was hideous before.
 
2012-04-11 08:42:04 AM
30.media.tumblr.com

/both kitty and girl are cute
 
2012-04-11 08:42:14 AM
That's a mighty-fine pussy she's got there.
 
2012-04-11 08:42:58 AM
Poor cat would have died if it had been my yard.
 
2012-04-11 08:43:35 AM
Sorry, I got to the first photo of her and the cat before being distracted by Salma Hayek and her see-through shirt.

What are we talking about again?
 
2012-04-11 08:43:39 AM
Do you retards refer to anything with a pussy as "hottie" or "you'd hit it?" Get it? Anything with a pussy? WINK WINK.
 
2012-04-11 08:43:54 AM
Sharp everything.
 
2012-04-11 08:44:18 AM
Nice looking cat.
 
2012-04-11 08:44:30 AM
Disclaimer: British "hottie."

/Low standards, still no.
//Lemme have some pride, for chrissakes
 
2012-04-11 08:45:03 AM
Who cares about her eating disorder
 
2012-04-11 08:45:11 AM
Meh. My BBQ can do the same thing.
 
2012-04-11 08:45:24 AM
www.explosm.net
 
2012-04-11 08:45:28 AM

CapnBlues: what is it with the mentally ill and cats?


Nerds and spinsters are single-handedly keeping the Fancy Feast corporation in business. That's bad news for dolphins.
 
2012-04-11 08:45:32 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-11 08:46:37 AM

nicoffeine: Disclaimer: British "hottie."


"But now the student from Fenton, Michigan" (FTFA)

/now confused...
 
2012-04-11 08:46:46 AM
Dogs eat their own shiat and then come in and lick your face. I prefer cats.
 
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2012-04-11 08:47:17 AM
I must admit, when I see a girl looking that thin it pains me, having had friends with weight/eating disorders. It is a frightening thing and you mostly feel completely powerless to help them.

/hard typing through tears of happy for this girl, she dodged a BIG bullet, God bless them both
 
2012-04-11 08:48:00 AM

topcon: CapnBlues: what is it with the mentally ill and cats?

Nerds and spinsters are single-handedly keeping the Fancy Feast corporation in business. That's bad news for dolphins.


yes, but why??
 
2012-04-11 08:48:23 AM
Shouldn't this have been saved for Caturday?
 
2012-04-11 08:49:09 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like she put all her crazy in the cat.
 
2012-04-11 08:49:18 AM

Jake Havechek: Dogs eat their own shiat and then come in and lick your face. I prefer cats.


Cats rub their buttholes all over your kitchen counters
 
2012-04-11 08:49:32 AM
Yay, kitty! And yay girl, for finding a solution that's working for her. I'm glad they found each other.
 
2012-04-11 08:49:43 AM

Jake Havechek: Dogs eat their own shiat and then come in and lick your face. I prefer cats.


Cats walk in their own toilet and then all over every surface they can (dining table, kitchen counter...).

I'll stick with a dog and just not let it lick my face.
 
2012-04-11 08:50:14 AM
I would hit that with more stone.
 
2012-04-11 08:52:27 AM
soft kitty, warm kitty...

//much cute now that she is at a healthy weight
 
2012-04-11 08:52:30 AM
Why is a story about some random young woman from Michigan appearing in a British newspaper? Is it that boring over there? Good for her, though.
 
2012-04-11 08:53:47 AM

CapnBlues: topcon: CapnBlues: what is it with the mentally ill and cats?

Nerds and spinsters are single-handedly keeping the Fancy Feast corporation in business. That's bad news for dolphins.

yes, but why??


I don't know. As a normal man, I've only ever owned dogs. And not those froofy ones, either. A real man should have a labrador.
 
2012-04-11 08:53:59 AM
Cute cat, it's a shame that fat biatch is just gonna eat her...
 
2012-04-11 08:54:01 AM

CapnBlues: what is it with the mentally ill and cats?



Good question. I lived for a time as a teenager in a neighborhood with several of the kids around me being obviously very psychotic people. They hated cats. Hated them to the point where two of them, twin brothers, would hunt cats with small nets just to torture them to death. It took over a year for people to figure out why all the neighborhood cats were vanishing and what those guys were doing going around the neighborhood with bundles of fishing net. Both those dudes are serving Federal life sentences. Another one, cops daughter, who happened to be a serious hottie, would drive up on peoples lawns to run over a cat. She's coming up on the end of a 150 month stint in Purdy.

Mountlake Terrace Washington, the crazy/christian white trash armpit of the Seattle urban area. Why my folks chose that town I will never understand.
 
2012-04-11 08:54:41 AM

Flubb: nicoffeine: Disclaimer: British "hottie."


"But now the student from Fenton, Michigan" (FTFA)

/now confused...


Here you have a conundrum. The Daily Mail (a British paper) decides to do a story on some broad bird, and since it doesn't really matter there, you can only assume the writer was either:

A: rather taken, old bean
B: fascinated, my dear

I don't know if maybe they've had too much bangers and mash this morning, or not enough spotted dick or blood pudding or whatever boiled stuff they're shoving into their gob; the girl really isn't that hot.

I live in college town, so yeah, there's some perspective involved, but if those aren't The Empire's Chompers, I don't know what are.
 
2012-04-11 08:55:23 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Cats walk in their own toilet and then all over every surface they can (dining table, kitchen counter...).


Personally, I use dishes and don't eat my food directly off the kitchen counter or dining table.

But I don't get the dog-cat conflict. Many people like and have both, and in those households the dogs and cats get along with each other just fine.
 
2012-04-11 08:56:20 AM
Still a bit thin, needs to keep going a bit.
 
2012-04-11 08:56:42 AM
Does she love cats? (new window)
 
2012-04-11 08:59:02 AM
I'm not saying it was the pussy.

www.ufocasebook.com

BUT IT WAS THE PUSSY!
 
2012-04-11 08:59:31 AM
I wish her all the best as she deals with the ravages of what teenage anorexia does to the body.

Good luck, you're doing good so far
 
2012-04-11 08:59:36 AM
She looks like Ann Coulter without an Adam's apple.
 
2012-04-11 09:00:36 AM
But her knees are really sharp and pointy.... they ARE
 
2012-04-11 09:00:54 AM
Just here for the Draper, and to clown on the rest of you pussyhats

/pussyhats
//thread needs more January Jones
/GO!
I'd January her Jones, if ya know what I'm saying, and I think you do

topcon: CapnBlues: what is it with the mentally ill and cats?

Nerds and spinsters are single-handedly keeping the Fancy Feast Fark corporation in business. That's bad news for dolphins.
 
2012-04-11 09:01:04 AM

farkityfarker: But I don't get the dog-cat conflict. Many people like and have both, and in those households the dogs and cats get along with each other just fine.


30.media.tumblr.com

From "Text from Dog (new window)".
 
2012-04-11 09:01:56 AM
This makes me wonder if it's time to hook up animal rescue organizations with organizations that help people with anorexia...and if there have been studies done to confirm that there is a positive correlation between pet adoption and recovery. If so, win-win.
 
2012-04-11 09:02:06 AM

Deathfrogg: I lived for a time as a teenager


6 or 7 years, maybe?
 
2012-04-11 09:02:07 AM
It was only at university that Ashley realised her weight was dangerously low

Did NO ONE ever say to this girl "Here, have my sandwich. You need it more than I do."?
 
2012-04-11 09:04:03 AM
None of you Limey wankers better ever make a comment on the US's adherence to the Fahrenheit temperature scale so long as you measure the weight of people in "stone".
 
2012-04-11 09:04:51 AM
I'm just shaking my head at a British newspaper insisting on using the old form mixed weight scale of stones/pounds. I mean, really.... I thought the Brits were on SI now, and Americans don't use stones as a metric...so who the fark uses stones/lbs anymore?
 
2012-04-11 09:04:52 AM
Ooooh, yes I woud.
 
2012-04-11 09:04:58 AM
I can HTML about as well as your faithful canine watcher

/but Inky beats them all
//And he's a farking cat, whatyagonnado now?
/// 8 bodycount in 3 days!
 
2012-04-11 09:05:39 AM

GoodyearPimp: Deathfrogg: I lived for a time as a teenager

6 or 7 years, maybe?


Three years.
 
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