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untaken_name: No Hero tag?

came to say this...Also I think the first four comments have covered the thread...


/Last one out turn off the lights.

A nuisance lawsuit started this? Who approved the zoning in the first place?

You put one of ours in the Champagne Room, we put one of yours in the morgue..That's the Arlington way...

/Mayor Cluck...

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That's just a metaphor for the relationship between business and politicians in the good old United Snakes of America. Unfortunately, nobody's looking out for the serfs, so the serfs will have to start taking care of business for themselves.

Well he figured that since Obama gets to do it that it was OK.

I'm shocked. He looks like such a friendly, upstanding man.

Seems like a reasonable response.

"He said the city cost him $800,000 by closing Flashdancer for the year and was trying to revoke his sexually oriented business license to stop him from reopening."

But I thought there was no sex in the champagne room? Until there is actual sex involved, it ain't a "sexually oriented" business. Nudity is only "sexual" to the prurient puritans. Swinging on a pole is an athletic exercise. These girls have to put themselves through college somehow. It's a travesty!

This guy?

Nuh-uh.

We used to have a sin strip through the middle of downtown. The city bought up all the buildings and I'm sure they claimed eminent domain on a few to get them to close down. The owner of one establishment took it to court and held his ground as long as possible.

The city tore down all the buildings except his because he tied it up in court. This guy came in the night and had the entire 2 story building painted bright pink. It was a giant middle finger for several weeks. He tried to move to another location but the city wouldn't approve it. So there he took one of those lighted signs, put "fark City Council" on both sides, chained it to the building, and screwed fencing over the sign so the letters couldn't be removed. Took them a couple more weeks to get that off the property.

I woulda liked to party with that guy.

Scorpio Rex: "He said the city cost him $800,000 by closing Flashdancer for the year and was trying to revoke his sexually oriented business license to stop him from reopening."

But I thought there was no sex in the champagne room? Until there is actual sex involved, it ain't a "sexually oriented" business. Nudity is only "sexual" to the prurient puritans. Swinging on a pole is an athletic exercise. These girls have to put themselves through college somehow. It's a travesty!

Seriously. Why do town leaders hate natural human bodies, athletic weight-trimming exercise and education?

It's almost like they WANT us to all be burkha-clad, fatties too dumb to drop the bag of Cheetos, turn off The Jersey Shore and go for walks out in the sunshine.

why didn't he do what most reasonable people would have done and wait until they came in and talk to them?

Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

When asked "why?" Ryan Grant answered,"I am not a clever man."

No, he doesn't have huge balls. He's a fat tub of sh*t, wannabe pimp who thinks he's a mobster. *snort* What a lardball dumbass. Nice neckbeard, Don Porko.

/remembers actual mosbsters

Is that terribly different from putting a bounty on someones head?

Link (new window)

link to the paramilitary training project leading up to whatever Trevon nonsense happens next (new window)

emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Grables'Daughter: emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Not even a bikini espresso stand?

In all fairness, this club was very sleazy known for prostitution and drug dealings. City shut it down for those purposes. The women weren't that hot either.

Never been, only heard.

\subby

BurnShrike: Grables'Daughter: emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Not even a bikini espresso stand?

Link (new window) to the Fark thread

Crosshair: Well he figured that since Obama gets to do it that it was OK.

SlothB77: well, the black panthers did it without repercussions.

Hey everybody, check out the idiots!

fireclown: link to the paramilitary training project leading up to whatever Trevon nonsense happens next (new window)

Oooooooooooooooooooooo, they even have a newsletter, and everything.

Arlington has had a war on Strip Clubs for a long time. They only allowed air dances. Tipping on stage meant putting money in a little plastic container because they have not only a no contact rule, they have a 6 foot distance rule. Lots of clubs closed and the few that stayed open had the nastiest dancers because they can't make any money. The funny thing is the clubs are worse for crime now because they're gang infested.

Crosshair: Well he figured that since Obama gets to do it that it was OK.

Yep. Isn't illegal when terrorist blacks put hits on people, why is it illegal for whites?

Grables'Daughter: [media2.myfoxdfw.com image 320x240]

This guy?

Nuh-uh.

You know that you need to lose weight when you have to rely up on your beard to define your chinline.

Bullseyed: Crosshair: Well he figured that since Obama gets to do it that it was OK.

Yep. Isn't illegal when terrorist blacks put hits on people, why is it illegal for whites?

Crosshair cries himself to sleep at night whenever one of his al qaeda heroes gets whacked.

BurnShrike: Grables'Daughter: emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Not even a bikini espresso stand?

Yeah, I have to say, even a bikini espresso stand.

A strip club has many, many girls, all making a lot of money.

The stand has maybe two girls, selling coffee. They didn't look like there were a lot of customers there to me.

Grables'Daughter: BurnShrike: Grables'Daughter: emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Not even a bikini espresso stand?

Yeah, I have to say, even a bikini espresso stand.

A strip club has many, many girls, all making a lot of money.

The stand has maybe two girls, selling coffee. They didn't look like there were a lot of customers there to me.

*shrug* I wouldn't know anything about strip clubs.

BurnShrike: Grables'Daughter: BurnShrike: Grables'Daughter: emersonbiggins: Why doesn't he reopen as an espresso stand?

Ima gonna go ahead and guess that an espresso stand doesn't make the kind of money that a strip club does.

Not even a bikini espresso stand?

Yeah, I have to say, even a bikini espresso stand.

A strip club has many, many girls, all making a lot of money.

The stand has maybe two girls, selling coffee. They didn't look like there were a lot of customers there to me.

*shrug* I wouldn't know anything about strip clubs.

Me either.

Do I side with the scummy strip club owner, or the scummy politician. Damn. I'm just not sure.

What was that old saying from some old book: I think a servant of the Enemy would look fairer and feel fouler.


One of them exploits women for money. The other sells out everyone in his community for a corporate bribe. Hmmm.

I'm telling you, tough decisions.

Jake Havechek: Bullseyed: Crosshair: Well he figured that since Obama gets to do it that it was OK.

Yep. Isn't illegal when terrorist blacks put hits on people, why is it illegal for whites?

Crosshair cries himself to sleep at night whenever one of his al qaeda heroes gets whacked.

Hey now, they're just here because they're concerned & feel the need to ask questions. Questions which totally irrelevant to the topic, but still...

Murder ain't no thang, but this here's some assassination shiat.

Scorpio Rex: But I thought there was no sex in the champagne room?

Actually, there's no champagne in the sex room.

/only real pain.

What is the difference when the Mayor and the DA send uniformed thugs to shut down your business, kidnap you and extort money from you?

vudukungfu: Oooooooooooooooooooooo, they even have a newsletter, and everything.

I'm not so sure about that: It might just be online. My point isn't that the New Black Panther Party is the most credible group of nuts out there (they aren't), but that that they have been screaming their fool heads off in a pretty crazy direction for a while.

Eapoe6: What is the difference when the Mayor and the DA send uniformed thugs to shut down your business, kidnap you and extort money from you?

Badges.


Real criminals don't need no stinkin badges.

scarmig: One of them exploits women for money. The other sells out everyone in his community for a corporate bribe. Hmmm.

What are you basing this on? Maybe he does maybe he doesn't surely you don't think all strip clubs are exploitation. Women get a free pass on this stuff it seems. They freely choose to enter a career selling their image but it's not their fault, they are being exploited? It's as if the people who are against this sort of thing and trot out the exploitation angle have no respect for the individuals who choose that career/job/$50 on amateur night to make decisions for themselves.

Egoy3k: scarmig: One of them exploits women for money. The other sells out everyone in his community for a corporate bribe. Hmmm.

What are you basing this on? Maybe he does maybe he doesn't surely you don't think all strip clubs are exploitation. Women get a free pass on this stuff it seems. They freely choose to enter a career selling their image but it's not their fault, they are being exploited? It's as if the people who are against this sort of thing and trot out the exploitation angle have no respect for the individuals who choose that career/job/$50 on amateur night to make decisions for themselves.

Either that, or they don't think that most if not all corporations exploit their workers - either way, they're retarded.

For full information on how to give the finger to a city council and stay in business, contact Joe Redner; Tampa, FL. But hurry. Joe has been diagnosed with cancer.


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