Weaver95: Sock Ruh Tease: Some Freepers are saying they will vote for Mitt to "save the country" from "Obutthole". Others seem to want to sit it out.and a third faction is sitting in the corner, cutting themselves and writing (bad) poetry.
Weaver95: and a third faction is sitting in the corner, cutting themselves and writing (bad) poetry.
Weaver95: the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.
blackminded: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x328]Oh yeah. I'd oppress her sexually, if you know what I mean./and I think you do
canyoneer: And after much utterly pointless sound, fury, and endless torrents of verbal diarrhea from legions of leech political commentators, Phase One of the farce is complete. Now, the even more intense and even more meaningless Phase Two begins. When Phase Two is complete, we will know which bland, middle-of-the-road corporate spokesman will lie to us for for the next four years. It's an epochal day.
fracto73: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weaver95: meat0918: make me some tea: Weaver95: the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.Holy hell, they really seem to hate Romney as much as they hate Obama. A lot of em are gonna sit this one out from the looks of it.Romney is a Massachusetts Republican, which is a Blue Dog Democrat in many Republican strongholds.That, and Mormon is just about as much an "other" as "Kenyan".doesn't matter. the GOP rank and file will STFU, wipe their brains clean and vote for Romney. they'll forget they voted against Romney, they'll do what the party orders them to do.I think you're right, but it won't be as unimous as it has been in the past. I still say a not-trivial percentage stay home.What if they get gay marriage and abortion referendums on the ballot?
bogey: What do the Freepers have against RON PAUL? Digging around over there it's obvious they don't like him but not so obvious why.
sharkbeagle: Hyper Dictator el Presidente Obama For Life! We no longer need Congress or the Courts or elections or laws or anything but Dear Leader Barack.
R.I.P. SWEATER VEST
kid_icarus: Weaver95: kid_icarus:I dunno. I come from a family of evangelical Christians, and I think their heads all just exploded. They do NOT like Mormons. They think they're a cult, false religion, etc. I honestly don't know what they'll do now. (my dad, for example, will not vote for a Mormon).the freepers are having a mental breakdown right now, but again - its early. by the end of the week I suspect they'll have worked their way around to accepting Romney as the opposition candidate.You may be right. But it will be interesting, to say the least. This will send shockwaves through the evangelicals. Don't expect them to accept this without freaking out.
Weaver95: freeperville is going nuts.
LadyBelgara: I know how Jim Rob feels about this so I might reach that final zot in the sky for this post. But Romney is our nominee, like or not, and I'm voting for him without reservation for myself, and my childrens sake.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]
zedster: Zion (Hebrew for penis)
kid_icarus: Weaver95: meat0918: make me some tea: Weaver95: the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.Holy hell, they really seem to hate Romney as much as they hate Obama. A lot of em are gonna sit this one out from the looks of it.Romney is a Massachusetts Republican, which is a Blue Dog Democrat in many Republican strongholds.That, and Mormon is just about as much an "other" as "Kenyan".doesn't matter. the GOP rank and file will STFU, wipe their brains clean and vote for Romney. they'll forget they voted against Romney, they'll do what the party orders them to do.I dunno. I come from a family of evangelical Christians, and I think their heads all just exploded. They do NOT like Mormons. They think they're a cult, false religion, etc. I honestly don't know what they'll do now. (my dad, for example, will not vote for a Mormon).
Jon iz teh kewl: trappedspirit: So did someone create the sexual definition of his name for political reasons or does it predate his career?Sexual definition? the whole idea of naming shiat + semen mixture is absurd.
culebra: And now we get to watch Mitt Romney swing wildly to the left and try to pull off the "I was always a moderate" trick.
ParadisePornoTheater: Good FARKING riddance.
Lenny_da_Hog: "There is one screaming, huge story here tonight and that is these Republicans just don't want to vote for Mitt Romney. I mean it's like you're trying to give a dog a pill. They keep spitting it up. Now, they're going to eat the pill, 'cause Romney's going to eventually be the nominee,"James Carville
Dusk-You-n-Me: New Rule: Any bigot candidate that trots out "All men are created equal" in a speech has to add "except those gays" afterward.
meat0918: Oregon has a drive to get personhood amendment that explicitly bans all abortions added to our state constitution, no consideration for women's health and safety, as well as some birth control methods.I think they'll fail to make the ballot though, and even if it somehow makes it and then somehow passes, a federal court will probably nullify it based on existing case law.
zedster: Who wants to help me wire Goldwater to a generator? I suspect the RPMs will require heavy duty equipment
Mrs.Sharpier: HotWingConspiracy: EWreckedSean: Rubio is the obvious choice.Conservative white guilt.The end of my white guilt (new window)so so hilarious
Dr Dreidel: Hobodeluxe: actually he's just suspending it. I'm guessing that is so he can continue taking in money.See also: Clinton, Hillary, 2008; Romney, W. Mitt, 2008; Edwards, John, 2004; Gephardt, Richard, 2004...
PonceAlyosha: Is James Carville suggesting we wrap Mitt Romney in bacon?
PlatinumDragon: bobbette: Weaver95: there's that 'american exceptionalism' thing again. WTF man....what does that even mean?It's the belief that America because of its history and culture is the most special and unique and country ever, and (in recent development) normal rules and standards for nations don't apply, because FREEDOM. U-S-A U-S-AHeh.I just finished reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. Guess how much any reference to AE enrages me right now?/someone needs to write a canuck equivalent of that book
rynthetyn: Markus5: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x328]Crying daughter got hot since the crying pic. And is it just me or does Harry Potter son have a touch of gay face?
make me some tea: Annnd here it is, from TPN's Judson Phillips:Rick Santorum is suspending his presidential campaign, in effect making Mitt Romney the Republican Presidential Nominee.From the AP:A Republican close to the campaign says the former Pennsylvania senator was to make the announcement Tuesday in his home state of Pennsylvania, two weeks before the GOP presidential primary there. Santorum faced a tough fight in his home state against Romney.Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich are technically still in the race, but Santorum's withdrawal effectively ends the race.For the Tea Party and conservatives, we have a lot to think about.This should have been the year of the Tea Party Presidential candidate. We should have been able to offer the American people a clear choice between Obama's vision for failed socialism and the end of America and the bright, shinning, city on a hill that is America. We could have offered them the hope of a great future.Now, to get Obama out of office, we have to support a Republican who is only slightly less liberal than Obama. At least he is a natural born citizen and not an anti-American Marxist.Romney is a soulless technocrat. To him, everything is a problem to be solved.The passion of patriotism and conviction do not enter into those equations. Romney is a big government, statist Republican. He also made it a point to win the nomination without conservatives and the Tea Party.For conservatives, our future now lies with trying to put conservatives in control of not only the Senate but the House as well.Romney now needs to reach out to conservatives, not go left as a lot of his advisors are going to tell him to. This election is a referendum on Obama. With unemployment at record levels and gas prices causing major economic damage, Obama is very vulnerable. But surveys on Tea Party Nation show that one quarter of Tea Party supporters will not vote for Romney in the general election.If a quarter of Romney's base stays home, he ...
LovingTeacher: ParadisePornoTheater: Good FARKING riddance.I am actually rather dissapointed by this. He stands up for his shiatty beliefs and those of the shiatty Republican party and I think that the more obvious and transparent the better.
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Depends how militant the Tea Party gets, but I can't help but wonder if he's doing this to rise up Romney's shortlist for VP. I mean who else is there for Pete's sake?
netweavr: Weaver95: 'shining city on the hill'.what weird catch phrases evangelicals have...If the city is on a hill, then it is highly-susceptible to siege tactics. Starve the residents.
Weaver95: 'shining city on the hill'.what weird catch phrases evangelicals have...
Aar1012: Any statement from Romneybot 2.0?
make me some tea: Annnd here it is, from TPN's Judson Phillips:...Romney is a soulless technocrat. To him, everything is a problem to be solved.
NateGrey: tkwasny: If the GOP goes for deep dirt on the Obama administration, non-stop, they might win if they pick a black VP like Condi Rice or Allen West. If Romney wins it's more corporatism just like Obama. The people lose again in 2012 either way. Loss with a cannon shot to the face, or loss with a hop into a lava pit.Both sides are bad. Vote Republican.
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