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(The Weekly Standard) NewsFlash Santorum to pull out. Gross   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 830
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2012-04-10 02:26:22 PM  
Will a mormon in office take away our beer?
 
2012-04-10 02:26:30 PM  
*Yawn*

/boring speech
 
2012-04-10 02:26:33 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

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That's an awesome snuff video.

Dude calmly hands out papers to the press, pulls a hand cannon out of a large envelope, and after about a minute of "OMG he's got a gun!" and "Don't do it" he sucks the nipple.

BOOM HEADSHOT!
 
2012-04-10 02:26:38 PM  

BunkoSquad: So how many candidates that God told to run for President have fallen on their faces now?


At last count? All of them.
 
2012-04-10 02:26:39 PM  

Muta: I want another picture of Santorum with his family but this time with his son crying while holding his Real Doll.


"kwame, I am your father." --Rick Santorum
 
2012-04-10 02:26:47 PM  

EWreckedSean: AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Depends how militant the Tea Party gets, but I can't help but wonder if he's doing this to rise up Romney's shortlist for VP. I mean who else is there for Pete's sake?

Rubio is the obvious choice. He has no path to victory without Florida. Plus the Tea Party folks like him, even though he pretends they don't exist for the most part anymore.


Rubio would be an idiot if he accepts. It'll ruin his brand when he's already being touted as one of the presumptive front runners for 2016.
 
2012-04-10 02:26:51 PM  

LegacyDL:

/Won't be surprised if Fox News has a show with his name on it yet


Sponsored by Shinola.
Bet you can't tell the difference between the commercials and the show.
 
2012-04-10 02:26:57 PM  
Santorum dripping out of race?

Never saw it coming.

/squish
 
2012-04-10 02:27:01 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo I really wanted to see the Pennsylvania meltdown.

I wonder what Mitt Romney promised Santorum to get out now.
 
2012-04-10 02:27:17 PM  
I have a facebook friend who is about the biggest Santorum supporter you can get... I look forward to relishing in his tears...
 
2012-04-10 02:27:25 PM  

Flappyhead: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]

Don't get the reference. Background?


Google Budd Dwyer.
 
2012-04-10 02:27:30 PM  

Weaver95: Muta: I want another picture of Santorum with his family but this time with his son crying while holding his Real Doll.

the santorum family looks kind of....creepy.


What? His kids, Wednesday and Pugsley, are adorable!
 
2012-04-10 02:27:34 PM  

Hobodeluxe: actually he's just suspending it. I'm guessing that is so he can continue taking in money.


I'm pretty certain his campaign is significantly in arrears.
 
2012-04-10 02:27:36 PM  
Thank GOD
 
2012-04-10 02:27:42 PM  
Dammit. Once again, as a Californian I don't get the opportunity to not vote for someone and have it matter.

We have the most delegates and the least impact during the primaries.
 
2012-04-10 02:27:50 PM  
so now the GOP shills are going to have to reboot their brains. they have always loved Romney, they were never against him. They Love Big Brother.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:11 PM  
Damn, I was hoping they'd drag it out until the convention.

Oh well, now it's time to see Mitt Romney get his ass handed to him by high-flying rhetoric, full-campaign mode Obama. Remember that guy, how great he was? Well he's coming back, and even though this time through we know at least half of what he says is full of shiat, it's still a welcome change from the boring, pragmatic, moderate Obama he's been while governing.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:11 PM  
"They kept telling us we couldn't win, but we proved them!"
 
2012-04-10 02:28:17 PM  
pacejmiller.com
 
2012-04-10 02:28:21 PM  
Damn, I always knew Romney was going to win but I really enjoyed the fact that Santorum refused to quit, forcing Romney to keep grinding towards exhaustion.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:22 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


i94.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 02:28:25 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

"Awww, man, not again!"
 
2012-04-10 02:28:27 PM  

Super Chronic: Weaver95: Muta: I want another picture of Santorum with his family but this time with his son crying while holding his Real Doll.

the santorum family looks kind of....creepy.

What? His kids, Wednesday and Pugsley, are adorable!


that chick in the green shirt is kinda hittable.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:35 PM  

EWreckedSean: Rubio is the obvious choice.


Conservative white guilt.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:46 PM  
Chuck the Truck
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-10 02:28:47 PM  
Santorum Pulls Out. Leaves Behind An Awful Mess.
 
2012-04-10 02:28:53 PM  
You know, if you told someone a few decades ago that a presidential campaign would come down to men named Barrack, Willard Mitt, and Newt, no one would believe you.

/no, Ron Paul doesnt count as a real candidate. Why should he get two normal names, and no one else get any? He's greedy.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:02 PM  

NightOwl2255: Don't expect Newt to drop out. He likes the abuse.


I think he's just trying to raise his profile so he can make more money on the lecture circuit.

Or he's just an idiot.

Or both
 
2012-04-10 02:29:04 PM  
sweater vest!?

STFU and just bail out now Rick.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:15 PM  
Santorum talking about equality for all people is comedy gold.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:22 PM  
Keep in mind: With Santorum out, any losses by Romney going forward will look twice as damaging.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:22 PM  
"We were winning in different ways....by bringing up issues people didn't want to discuss."

Uh...yeah.

Handicapped kids, check. Duggar family, check. Sweater vest, Check.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:34 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


We need Bud Dwyer jokes like we need another hole in our head.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:48 PM  
Good farking riddance.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:52 PM  

Weaver95: so now the GOP shills are going to have to reboot their brains. they have always loved Romney, they were never against him. They Love Big Brother.


We should start collecting quotes from the League of FAIL from recent threads so we can trot them out in the fall.
 
2012-04-10 02:29:55 PM  
Is this where one would say....."I can fap to that"?
 
2012-04-10 02:29:56 PM  
Well now that Santorum has motivated the fringes of the Political Spectrum to register and vote Republican, he can retire.

Job well done.
 
2012-04-10 02:30:00 PM  
He will blame his sick daughter.
/dnrta, if in case they thought that too
 
2012-04-10 02:30:05 PM  
rambling
 
2012-04-10 02:30:11 PM  
No... come on please stay, Rick. Go for the brokered convention!
 
2012-04-10 02:30:13 PM  
www.choosepp.net
A SECOND CONE SWEATER VEST HAS HIT THE SANTORUM!
 
2012-04-10 02:30:19 PM  
Best election year quote from that Sh*t My Dad Says Dad, "These candidates are sh*t; we're just picking the dick that's gonna screw us."
 
2012-04-10 02:30:21 PM  

Weaver95: Super Chronic: Weaver95: Muta: I want another picture of Santorum with his family but this time with his son crying while holding his Real Doll.

the santorum family looks kind of....creepy.

What? His kids, Wednesday and Pugsley, are adorable!

that chick in the green shirt is kinda hittable.


That's crying girl, I hope you know
 
2012-04-10 02:30:32 PM  

Weaver95: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm a bit disappointed that Pennsylvania voters didn't get a second chance to obliterate him at the polls..

I think that's WHY Santorum is dropping out of the race. He knows that losing Pennsylvania would be a kick in the balls. he's crazy, not stupid.


I disagree. I'd go with both.
 
2012-04-10 02:30:36 PM  
"The Twitterverse went wild."

about a sweater vest.
 
2012-04-10 02:30:37 PM  

ISO15693: /no, Ron Paul doesnt count as a real candidate. Why should he get two normal names, and no one else get any? He's greedy.


It shouldn't be the federal government's responsibility to give the other candidates normal names. Ron Paul got his names on the free market.
 
2012-04-10 02:30:38 PM  
thank god and greyhound he's gone.
 
2012-04-10 02:30:50 PM  
The Republicans are now facing a serious "not Romney" shortage.

Is it too late to draft Palin? Perhaps Michelle Bachmann can be convinced to rejoin the circus,
 
2012-04-10 02:31:00 PM  
So onto the Mormon hate?
 
2012-04-10 02:31:10 PM  
"...and, of course, when we went into my son's room, opened the closet and found dozens of cheerleader outfits made out of human skin and bowling bag after bowling bag filled with skulls covered in dick dents...."
 
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