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(The Weekly Standard) NewsFlash Santorum to pull out. Gross   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 830
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2012-04-10 02:15:35 PM  
Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-10 02:15:37 PM  
Makes me want to go to church again.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:38 PM  
As a right winger, let me be the first to say "good".

Good.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:40 PM  

Hobodeluxe: actually he's just suspending it. I'm guessing that is so he can continue taking in money.


"Suspending" is important under finance law, but really means ending
 
2012-04-10 02:16:01 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-10 02:16:05 PM  

NightOwl2255: Don't expect Newt to drop out. He likes the abuse.


actually, Newt is fueled by bitter hatred. he won't drop out until the convention. not because he thinks he can win...he just wants to make the race has difficult as possible for Romney.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:24 PM  
Sad.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:29 PM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 02:16:29 PM  
It's a mistake. In states where either Santorum or Gingrich won at least one delegate (i.e. those where they campaigned and were on the ballot), together they are well ahead of Romney.

They don't need to quit, they need to double down and get into more races before the convention.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:36 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.


That is some next level shiat right there.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:49 PM  
I'm a bit disappointed that Pennsylvania voters didn't get a second chance to obliterate him at the polls.

Ricky's next stop will, no doubt, be a "Alliance for Family and Jesus and Crying Eagle F-150 Freedom Freedom America Precious Babys Coalition" up until the point he's caught using PAC funds to arrange a trip to Master Dick's Dungeon for Human Urinal Wednesday.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:49 PM  

Dogberry: Blames sick daughter in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1


This, more than anything else, made me question why he was still in the race at all.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:57 PM  
Everybody exhale.
 
2012-04-10 02:17:18 PM  

WTFDYW: Maybe all those Santorum For President signs littering all the yards will disappear now.


Really? Those actually exist?!? I've sure never seen one. Where in the hell do you live?
 
2012-04-10 02:17:19 PM  
My Rush Limbaugh-listening, God-fearing, gun-toting officemate haz a sad. He just told me Santorum was the only one he thought had a good head on his shoulders. I told him there was no use frothing at the mouth, to just put it all behind him.

I told him Santorum scared the crap out of me. He told me none of them scare him as much as the current occupant of the White House.

This is why we don't talk politics at work.
 
2012-04-10 02:17:20 PM  

neritz: And down goes the Fascist.


I read that as "Down goes the Face-ist,"
 
2012-04-10 02:17:45 PM  
OK Santorum is coming out
 
2012-04-10 02:17:49 PM  
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 
2012-04-10 02:17:51 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm a bit disappointed that Pennsylvania voters didn't get a second chance to obliterate him at the polls..


I think that's WHY Santorum is dropping out of the race. He knows that losing Pennsylvania would be a kick in the balls. he's crazy, not stupid.
 
2012-04-10 02:17:53 PM  

ecl: Rev. Skarekroe: Good! Now RON PAUL will finally get the recognition he deserves!

RON PAUL!


RON PAUL!!!
 
2012-04-10 02:17:56 PM  
Now his wife can go back to the peaceful activity is pushing more clowns out of the clown car.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:03 PM  
Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:10 PM  
I thought he was against that...

Oh, btw... Ewww.
/needs some mind bleach
 
2012-04-10 02:18:11 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


LOL.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:11 PM  

BunkoSquad: In 24 hours, the Tea Party will be claiming they supported Mitt all along.


Doubtful. They'll either continue to vote for notRomney out of spite, or just not vote at all in the primaries, hoping that depressed turnout will send a message of its own.

After a few months, the TP will realize that the party brass has thrown them under the bus for good, and they will revolt.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:12 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


Ohhhhhhhh daaaaaaamn
 
2012-04-10 02:18:16 PM  
And now we get to watch Mitt Romney swing wildly to the left and try to pull off the "I was always a moderate" trick.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:19 PM  

dahmers love zombie: OK Santorum is coming out


Eww.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:30 PM  
Looks like we've found something else the magic underpants protects you from.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:33 PM  
So how many candidates that God told to run for President have fallen on their faces now?
 
2012-04-10 02:18:46 PM  
GAWDDEMMITSOMUCH.

There goes my hope for a brokered convention. I really thought Santorum could hold on.
 
2012-04-10 02:18:50 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


LOL!!! Hey, man, nice shot Santorum!!!
 
2012-04-10 02:18:53 PM  
I can't wait to see all the frothing at the mouth posts from FR.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:08 PM  
Santorum should run as an Independent.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:08 PM  
Draft Palin?
 
2012-04-10 02:19:33 PM  

Brandyelf: My Rush Limbaugh-listening, God-fearing, gun-toting officemate haz a sad. He just told me Santorum was the only one he thought had a good head on his shoulders. I told him there was no use frothing at the mouth, to just put it all behind him.

I told him Santorum scared the crap out of me. He told me none of them scare him as much as the current occupant of the White House.

This is why we don't talk politics at work.


Well, see, black people are just innately scary to certain groups.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]


Thanks for bringing that vomit-inducing memory back to the forefront of my thoughts.

Thanks.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:41 PM  
Thank goodness. Now maybe I can go eat at my favorite milkshake and burger place without being grossed out by the mental associations of frothy chocolate milkshakes and the "Santorum for President" sign out front.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:45 PM  
And so it goes...

Total committed: Romney 563, Santorum 205, Gingrich 132, Paul 27, Huntsman 2, Undeclared 22, Uncommitted 7, Unclaimed 4.

Superdelegates (according to FL/DCW): Romney 33, Gingrich 2, Santorum 2, Paul 1.

GRAND TOTAL: Romney 596, Santorum 207, Gingrich 134, Paul 28. 1144 to win.
 
2012-04-10 02:19:56 PM  

BunkoSquad: So how many candidates that God told to run for President have fallen on their faces now?


Well what do you expect when their God has dick like tendencies.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:06 PM  

Hagbardr: I can't wait to see all the frothing at the mouth posts from FR.


screeching like banshees right now, but it's early.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:07 PM  

Weaver95: the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.


Holy hell, they really seem to hate Romney as much as they hate Obama. A lot of em are gonna sit this one out from the looks of it.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:11 PM  
Depends how militant the Tea Party gets, but I can't help but wonder if he's doing this to rise up Romney's shortlist for VP. I mean who else is there for Pete's sake?
 
2012-04-10 02:20:18 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: live video (new window)


Plot seems a little thin, so far.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:19 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hopefully, he'll announce it in spectacular Pennsylvanian fashion.

[i41.tinypic.com image 550x364]

Ohhhhhhhh daaaaaaamn


This works too: Link (new window)
 
2012-04-10 02:20:22 PM  
Good! Glad that douche saw the writing on the wall!
 
2012-04-10 02:20:29 PM  

Cyberluddite: WTFDYW: Maybe all those Santorum For President signs littering all the yards will disappear now.

Really? Those actually exist?!? I've sure never seen one. Where in the hell do you live?


West Central Ohio. An hour or so north of Dayton. Lots and lots and lots of staunch Catholics here.

/not Catholic
//I'm like the anti CHrist on Fridays during lent.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:29 PM  

BunkoSquad: So how many candidates that God told to run for President have fallen on their faces now?


All of them.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:46 PM  

make me some tea: Weaver95: the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.

Holy hell, they really seem to hate Romney as much as they hate Obama. A lot of em are gonna sit this one out from the looks of it.


they'll knuckle under and vote Romney, you wait and see.
 
2012-04-10 02:20:50 PM  
That's a shame. I wanted to see him receive an epic beatdown in the Pennsylvania primary.

/you know... the state in which he lost his last US Senate race by a full 18 percentage points... the largest ever loss by an incumbent senator in the history of our country
 
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