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(The Weekly Standard) NewsFlash Santorum to pull out. Gross   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 830
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2012-04-10 02:12:07 PM  
Eww...
 
2012-04-10 02:12:08 PM  
Fans of Santorum seen frothing at the mouth over the news...
 
2012-04-10 02:12:19 PM  
I love Boobies
 
2012-04-10 02:12:25 PM  
Good FARKING riddance.
 
2012-04-10 02:12:31 PM  
Santorum dropping from the... race, dropping from the race!
 
2012-04-10 02:12:35 PM  
Good, I didn't want that man making decisions on what porn I could or could not have. This is America, dammit! I should have all the porn I want.
 
2012-04-10 02:12:37 PM  
Clean up aisle everywhere.
 
2012-04-10 02:12:44 PM  
Yeah, let this be the end of these hackneyed jokes, verily.
 
2012-04-10 02:12:52 PM  
Wipes curtains and leaves.
 
2012-04-10 02:12:53 PM  
Good! Now RON PAUL will finally get the recognition he deserves!
 
2012-04-10 02:13:08 PM  
I guess there were too many people who were afraid to stand behind him.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:09 PM  
Damn! I just invested heavily in sweater vest futures.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:17 PM  
In the end, his anus was unremarkable.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:17 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
"KAPLAH, BREEDER BIATCHES!!!"
 
2012-04-10 02:13:20 PM  
I really didn't think Romney could do it.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:21 PM  
actually he's just suspending it. I'm guessing that is so he can continue taking in money.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:21 PM  
And down goes the Fascist.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:32 PM  
Just more proof that Obama is the antichrist.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:32 PM  
In other news, Southern states to revisit secession from the Union.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:37 PM  
I farking hate politics, but the headline and news made me laugh.
 
ecl
2012-04-10 02:13:38 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Good! Now RON PAUL will finally get the recognition he deserves!


RON PAUL!
 
2012-04-10 02:13:41 PM  
This makes Newt look even more sad.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:41 PM  
Is he suspending it to deal with the economic crisis? That usually works.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:49 PM  
He's as broke as a busted condom. It happens.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:51 PM  
Pop.... Drip.... SPLAT
 
2012-04-10 02:13:51 PM  
It was as if millions of social conservative voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced.
 
2012-04-10 02:13:59 PM  
www.sable-pro.net
 
2012-04-10 02:13:59 PM  

Johnstarr: Good, I didn't want that man making decisions on what porn I could or could not have. This is America, dammit! I should have all the porn I want.


Except for child porn.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:02 PM  
Didn't see that one cumming...
 
2012-04-10 02:14:05 PM  
Blames sick daughter in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
 
2012-04-10 02:14:07 PM  
the freepers are screaming like a pack of Nazgul right now.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:11 PM  
Don't stand. Don't stand so close to me.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:13 PM  
I liked the one about Santorum getting wiped from the ballot.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:13 PM  
Well, that's a thing that happened.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:15 PM  
Can we officially retire the "Santorum does ____. Gross." headline cliche?
 
2012-04-10 02:14:18 PM  
We would have also accepted "Santorum is coming out."
 
2012-04-10 02:14:25 PM  
But don't you dare call Rmoney inevitable...
 
2012-04-10 02:14:25 PM  
live video (new window)
 
2012-04-10 02:14:29 PM  
Someone get a towel?
 
2012-04-10 02:14:33 PM  
Newtmentum!!!!
 
2012-04-10 02:14:39 PM  
Santorum drops out after coming out on bottom.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:54 PM  
Don't expect Newt to drop out. He likes the abuse.
 
2012-04-10 02:14:58 PM  
didn't want to lose his home state, i guess...
 
2012-04-10 02:14:58 PM  
Maybe all those Santorum For President signs littering all the yards will disappear now.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:01 PM  
In 24 hours, the Tea Party will be claiming they supported Mitt all along.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:10 PM  
Bye bye shiddy man
 
2012-04-10 02:15:17 PM  
Let this man never be mentioned in political theater again.

/Won't be surprised if Fox News has a show with his name on it yet
 
2012-04-10 02:15:20 PM  
Making America safe for cream pie no holes barred gang bang videos.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:27 PM  
I was thinking something around the lines of "Radical conservative defeated at Gettysburg," but I like this one better.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:29 PM  
Boo! I wanted his embarassment of social conservatives to continue all the way to Tampa.
 
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