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(LAist)   Vandal trashes Octomom's car & leaves note "LEAVE CALIFORNIA OR YOU WILL DIE" ...probably not of embarassment   (laist.com) divider line 124
    More: Followup, Nadya Suleman, City News Service, La Habra  
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2012-04-10 03:43:23 PM
Which state has the best Welfare bennies? Otherwise, I hear Canada has some good freebies. Stick a note on her that says "This is for Celine Dion" and send her north.
 
2012-04-10 03:45:02 PM
Well, say what you will, but at least she's consistent into not doing porn (new window).

/Also
//She ain't no Duggar
///Now those are batshiat crazy
 
2012-04-10 03:46:17 PM
If she had taken up Vivid Video's offer, she'd have a million bucks and wouldn't be on welfare.

She sure couldn't have lost more dignity.
 
2012-04-10 03:46:55 PM
Sass-O-Rev: Regardless of my opinions about her, I can't find any schadenfreude in this story. It was a low and nasty and frightening thing to do.

This.
 
2012-04-10 03:47:58 PM
It would have been so much cooler if he'd written "When California is ashes, you have my permission to die."

Don't care if it's plagiarism. Much cooler story.
 
2012-04-10 03:49:05 PM
"NOW CAN I HAVE A REALITY SHOW?!?"
 
2012-04-10 03:50:23 PM
namegoeshere: I call shenanigans.

Publicity stunt.

Nobody cares about you, toots. Time to fade away into obscurity.


That's what I'm thinking too. She's upset with having to go on welfare, so she's trying anything to get back on the paid talkshow circuit.
 
2012-04-10 03:50:46 PM
RibbyK: Don't date single moms (

Or robots...
 
2012-04-10 03:51:09 PM
1. The handwriting looks feminine.
2. The note is on lined paper. Who the hell has lined paper unless they have students in the house.
 
2012-04-10 03:52:44 PM
Please......stop.............we don't care.............go away.

thank you

/aw publicity stunt
 
2012-04-10 03:54:26 PM
CygnusDarius: Well, say what you will, but at least she's consistent into not doing porn (new window).

/Also
//She ain't no Duggar
///Now those are batshiat crazy


At least the Duggars were smart enough to space them out. The older ones parent the younger ones. And cook, and clean.

Mrs Duggar probably has it easier than most moms of two or three who actually mother. And now that she has the older ones poppin' out the next generation, she no longer even has to gestate.
 
2012-04-10 03:54:48 PM
Did she fark a stranger in the arse?
 
2012-04-10 03:54:49 PM
29.media.tumblr.com

Heavens no, it's German- for "Leave California or you will the".

/maybe there was another lost page completing die sentence
//must he died while carving it
 
2012-04-10 03:59:09 PM
taurusowner: Somebody misses the spotlight and free donations...

Wouldn't you in her place? A free house and "stuff", is a good incentive to ask for more "stuff" when you lost your lime light, and need new "stuff". Especially when you can't even pay the taxes on your free home.

But honestly? I really never understood her position on the one talk show I saw her on when she indicated she really doesn't like men, and doesn't want a relationship or sex.

Want kids but no relationship... wants more than one kid and no relationship... I just don't get it.
 
2012-04-10 04:03:41 PM
Sass-O-Rev: Regardless of my opinions about her, I can't find any schadenfreude in this story. It was a low and nasty and frightening thing to do.

Yep... I think she's a waste of space, but that doesn't justify death threats. God, people are stupid out there.

Now, if she did it herself, she needs to get some court ordered counseling. So far I haven't heard of a single decision this woman has made that is actually good for her kids.
 
2012-04-10 04:10:23 PM
RibbyK: Nail on the head, per Tom. Don't date single moms (new window)


I miss Flash Fridays. :-(
 
2012-04-10 04:16:18 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]


Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!
 
2012-04-10 04:20:08 PM
Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!


...both of them?
 
2012-04-10 04:27:09 PM
elffster: what is the deal with this chick? cant she get a man?

Yes, but they keep falling into ger vagina, never to be seen again.
 
2012-04-10 04:29:40 PM
SoCalSurfer: No hero tag?

I'll be your hero. Where'd you park your car?
 
2012-04-10 04:33:58 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]


www.inmycommunity.com.au
 
2012-04-10 04:56:07 PM
Short of some sort of spectatular advancements in medicine and/or nanotechnology, she's gonna die whether she leaves California or not.
 
2012-04-10 05:04:53 PM
Uh. Didn't Notorious BIG (Biggie) already convince us all that death is merely an illusion??
 
2012-04-10 05:05:23 PM
The_Sponge: Hopefully she won't move up to Washington.

/Have too many Californians as it is.
//And she's the worst of the bunch.


This is why you are on my favorites list.

You know Washington is going to get crowded when Cali runs out of water.
 
2012-04-10 05:11:59 PM
stevenboof I find it much more likely that a vandal did break the window and left the note than someone actually still listening to Tom Leykis.

he's back, online
Link (new window)

The_Sponge I miss Flash Fridays. :-(

Like all clever radio ideas, it's a swipe from O&A's Whip 'Em Out Wednesdays
http://www.fark.com/comments/1525394/Opie-Anthony-fans-interrupting-l i ve-shots-on-New-York-City-newscasts-it-has-one-TV-critic-steaming-mad
 
2012-04-10 05:12:56 PM
She probably wrote it but I wouldn't put it past some tea bagger to write that. She consumes 4 times the amount of welfare a family of 4 can. Welfare pisses people off, imagine that times 4.

Not to mention all the disability a few of her kids get.
 
2012-04-10 05:14:44 PM
I didn't see this part:

Suleman told TMZ--but not the cops?


I am 100% convinced she wrote it.
 
2012-04-10 05:18:21 PM
The_Sponge: Hopefully she won't move up to Washington.

/Have too many Californians as it is.
//And she's the worst of the bunch.


I hope she does, it would be an epic troll job on the special snowflakes that reside in the Pacific Northwest that somehow think they are better than Californians. When I visit Oregon and Washington I make a point of telling every pasty resident that I plan on moving here as soon as possible.
 
2012-04-10 05:19:21 PM
NOT COOL, guys.

I mean, who wants to risk her moving into one of YOUR states?
 
2012-04-10 05:22:15 PM
Brew78: NOT COOL, guys.

I mean, who wants to risk her moving into one of YOUR states?


As the official FARK respresentative of Florida, I humbly accept this Octopus/mom hybrid
 
2012-04-10 05:25:28 PM
elffster: what is the deal with this chick? cant she get a man?

She has 14 kids and doesn't like sex.

What man wouldn't want that?
 
2012-04-10 05:28:21 PM
Satanic_Hamster: They, like us, just want her gone.

upload.wikimedia.org

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?


Only thing that popped in my head...
 
2012-04-10 05:36:27 PM
Well, you know a Farker didn't write it....

If a Farker did it...it would say "Moov 2 Florida" or something like that
 
2012-04-10 05:36:28 PM
kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?


I don't even know you Kiwi... but since you gave me a large smile with your humor, I wanted to call you out :)
 
2012-04-10 05:37:18 PM
Gilligann: elffster: what is the deal with this chick? cant she get a man?

She has 14 kids and doesn't like sex.

What man wouldn't want that?


Gilligann: elffster: what is the deal with this chick? cant she get a man?

She has 14 kids and doesn't like sex.

What man wouldn't want that?


www.afterellen.com
 
2012-04-10 05:38:31 PM
mjoven1975: The_Sponge: Hopefully she won't move up to Washington.

/Have too many Californians as it is.
//And she's the worst of the bunch.

I hope she does, it would be an epic troll job on the special snowflakes that reside in the Pacific Northwest that somehow think they are better than Californians. When I visit Oregon and Washington I make a point of telling every pasty resident that I plan on moving here as soon as possible.


Your newsletter

/I wish to subscribe
 
2012-04-10 05:41:53 PM
CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?

I don't even know you Kiwi... but since you gave me a large smile with your humor, I wanted to call you out :)


A smile? Is that what we're calling it these days?

/you're already on my favorites list :)
 
2012-04-10 05:42:41 PM
Just so I'm straight on this. We are tired of her asking for and always expecting free stuff, but not all the other people with a bunch of kids, who have made a lifestyle out of doing the same thing? I like to be selective when dealing with entitlement junkies so I need to know where we are on this.
 
2012-04-10 05:55:19 PM
Well, that "have a bunch of kids at once that I can't afford to take care of without assistance" plan is going like clockwork.

Now if only the other "please shove as many embryos into my uterus as you can, Doc, because God wants me to have a litter" people would take her story as a cautionary tale.

And it would be nice if the public would lose its interest in these "multiple birth" stories. They're really only as newsworthy as a "calf born with two heads" story, and for the same reasons.

/My personal record for number of phrases enclosed in quote marks in a single comment.
 
2012-04-10 05:56:22 PM
kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?


Hey hey hey! I wasn't going to try and think that big!
 
2012-04-10 05:58:59 PM
mjoven1975: I hope she does, it would be an epic troll job on the special snowflakes that reside in the Pacific Northwest that somehow think they are better than Californians. When I visit Oregon and Washington I make a point of telling every pasty resident that I plan on moving here as soon as possible.


No no no....it's the Californians who come up here with their attitude and expect everything to be like it was back home.

(I keed.)

But it's time for a cool story bro:

Back in 2002/2003 I worked for a Washington winery. One day, this lady came in and asked if our $5 tasting fee was applied to the purchase of a bottle.

I apologized and told her that we did not do that.

"That's not how they do it in Napa Valley," she said. (In a very biatchy tone, BTW.)
 
2012-04-10 06:05:25 PM
elffster: what is the deal with this chick? cant she get a man?

Would you brave Queen Suleman's Mine?
 
2012-04-10 06:06:08 PM
Almost Pure: kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?

Hey hey hey! I wasn't going to try and think that big!


You never know.

KILL ALL THE ERECTIONS!!

/no, rearry
 
2012-04-10 06:08:08 PM
Isn't Octomom starring in the remake of Cronenberg's 1979 movie The Brood?

cache.io9.com
 
2012-04-10 06:10:00 PM
kiwimoogle84: CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?

I don't even know you Kiwi... but since you gave me a large smile with your humor, I wanted to call you out :)

A smile? Is that what we're calling it these days?

/you're already on my favorites list :)


You really want to hear something scary? I honest injun already have you in *my* favorites. But since fate put us here, I will share more. The favorite comment I had for you is the you are pretty, clever, and live in CA. Since I peeked at your profile (just now) and you don't have a pic? I will have to assume I write that comment for a reason. Most likely I saw a pic of you somewhere and I have good taste :)
 
2012-04-10 06:15:06 PM
Xenomech: Isn't Octomom starring in the remake of Cronenberg's 1979 movie The Brood?

[cache.io9.com image 520x528]


I felt that was extremely gross and anti-social, and while I feel the bile rise, I am still fascinated in a sick sort of way. Maybe something like that requires being high to be funny? It is the same kind of disturbing I felt when watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time and watched the scene where the hammer came out and "grandpa" was to do the killing. Made my skin crawl.
 
2012-04-10 06:19:26 PM
CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: Almost Pure: Because People in power are Stupid: I think she's kinda hot.

[itsokaytolikeit.com image 480x444]

Great. You just killed every erection I wanted to have for the next week. I hope you're happy!

...both of them?

I don't even know you Kiwi... but since you gave me a large smile with your humor, I wanted to call you out :)

A smile? Is that what we're calling it these days?

/you're already on my favorites list :)

You really want to hear something scary? I honest injun already have you in *my* favorites. But since fate put us here, I will share more. The favorite comment I had for you is the you are pretty, clever, and live in CA. Since I peeked at your profile (just now) and you don't have a pic? I will have to assume I write that comment for a reason. Most likely I saw a pic of you somewhere and I have good taste :)


Well all three still apply. However I removed my pics (will put others up) and I'm moving FROM CA to Indianapolis in a few weeks. Thanks!

/I aim to please
 
2012-04-10 06:28:06 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Well, that "have a bunch of kids at once that I can't afford to take care of without assistance" plan is going like clockwork.

Now if only the other "please shove as many embryos into my uterus as you can, Doc, because God wants me to have a litter" people would take her story as a cautionary tale.

And it would be nice if the public would lose its interest in these "multiple birth" stories. They're really only as newsworthy as a "calf born with two heads" story, and for the same reasons.

/My personal record for number of phrases enclosed in quote marks in a single comment.


Most human litters are the result of fertility drugs causing hyperovulation (many eggs released during one cycle) which are then fertilized the traditional way. High end multiples are a risk of the drugs, and unfortunate outcome that can happen sometimes. I don't know of many sane parents who would choose 6 or more, an incredibly difficult and uncomfortable pregnancy, a risky delivery, and financial armageddon over a healthy, easy singleton or set of twins. They don't hop on the Clomid for the free diapers. Octomom is whack because she did it ON PURPOSE. She had that many implanted intentionally. She wanted everything she got.

This is just not done, which is why her doc lost his license.

That I think is the main reason why she is reviled while other high end multiple parents are supported.

Except Kate. She's just a biatch.
 
2012-04-10 06:34:45 PM
I don't want her to leave California because there's a risk she could come to my state. I don't want that. And neither does any other non-CA farker.
 
2012-04-10 06:38:12 PM
The_Sponge: "That's not how they do it in Napa Valley," she said. (In a very biatchy tone, BTW.)

Well that's NorCal, They hate the fact they're not awesome like SoCal, cultured like San Fran (which, though being in Norcal, is a populous each in their own), or weathered and intelligent like the Northwest.

They needed to stake a claim! So they got arrogant. Just ask them how the GS Warriors or Raiders or Sharks are doing, they'll stare daggers...
 
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