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Nickster79		2012-04-10 12:42:10 PM

Straight up gangsta

cmunic8r99		2012-04-10 02:11:01 PM

List fails without Limp Bizkit.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey		2012-04-10 02:17:40 PM

Debbie Harry didn't do that well in "Rapture" either.

As to the Dragnet theme, I thank CavalierEternal for introducing me to that cheesetastic 80s rap first.

farkingismybusiness		2012-04-10 02:20:06 PM

God is doing a new thang.
www.absolut-ism.com

Ya know he's doing it! (new window)

Nickster79		2012-04-10 02:23:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: God is doing a new thang.
[www.absolut-ism.com image 534x427]
Ya know he's doing it! (new window)

Gah! That hurt to watch.

Nickster79		2012-04-10 02:26:32 PM

farkingismybusiness: God is doing a new thang.
[www.absolut-ism.com image 534x427]
Ya know he's doing it! (new window)

Who knew; apparently auto tune can fix everything....sort of.

Link (new window)

timujin		2012-04-10 02:37:01 PM

I always had a soft spot for the one from Dragnet, if only for the high level of cheese. The rest, though, just make me cringe.

cretinbob		2012-04-10 02:41:13 PM

farkingismybusiness: God is doing a new thang.
[www.absolut-ism.com image 534x427]
Ya know he's doing it! (new window)

for those who don't believe autotuned artists suck ass (new window)

Yeah that whole list is pretty much why rap just.....damn.....

beantowndog		2012-04-10 02:43:33 PM

Some of the best rap I've ever heard.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-10 02:47:09 PM

William Shatner was rapping before there was even such a thing as rap!

Shatner pioneered the artform!

TsarTom		2012-04-10 02:50:58 PM

I gotta be the asshole, huh?
moneyblistens.com

downstairs		2012-04-10 03:11:25 PM

Finally, a top 10 list I can get behind.

TsarTom		2012-04-10 03:26:32 PM

farkingismybusiness: God is doing a new thang.
[www.absolut-ism.com image 534x427]
Ya know he's doing it! (new window)

OH sweet GOD! THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Gnah!!!!!
Hold on. I'm remembering something...
...
(from the distance, a harp plays softly)
...
I remember a drummer friend of mine was asked to write a rap in high school:

(Harp's gone, replaced by a Casio home organ)

BOOMdisBOOMBOOMdisBOOMdisBOOMBOOMdisBOOMdisBOOMBOOMdisBOOMdisBOOMBOOM d is

i870.photobucket.com

First you take a "K" no matter where you found it,
Then you take a circle and you totally surround it!

He was white as hell... Haven't brought this up in 10 years... And Imma sending him this link!

NEVAR FORGET YOUR COOL STORYZ BRO!

farkingismybusiness		2012-04-10 03:37:40 PM

Give me that christian side hug! (new window)

Jumpin Jbot		2012-04-10 03:38:28 PM

How can you contain yourself and keep it only to ten?

FuryOfFirestorm		2012-04-10 03:40:14 PM

Today, Tom Hank's bad rapping on Dragnet lives on through his son, Chet Haze.

List fails without Brian Austin Green's "Non-Stop Carnival".

Wellon Dowd		2012-04-10 03:41:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: William Shatner was rapping before there was even such a thing as rap!

Shatner pioneered the artform!

His version of The Real Slim Shady is epic.

ertznay		2012-04-10 03:41:17 PM

List fails without Dee Dee King.
Love the Ramones, but that album made me cry.

Evil Mackerel		2012-04-10 03:42:08 PM

No David Hewlett?

don't understand		2012-04-10 03:43:25 PM

Uh, no.

Barton Fink		2012-04-10 03:44:05 PM

ertznay: List fails without Dee Dee King.
Love the Ramones, but that album made me cry.

i came here to say this....

but in a much more erudite way.

tala-wallah		2012-04-10 03:48:41 PM

didn't watch, but I bet this is worse than the worst of those: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHl71ajfNg (new window)

NutznGum		2012-04-10 03:48:42 PM

Don't forget David 'Bud Bundy' Faustino aka D' Lil with I Told Ya (new window)

LeroyBourne		2012-04-10 03:48:43 PM

Yo dawg, give me some side hug luv.

Rapmaster2000		2012-04-10 03:50:37 PM

Skwishmitten		2012-04-10 03:53:46 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Debbie Harry didn't do that well in "Rapture" either.

I'm gonna have to 'this' this.

^this.

RevCarter		2012-04-10 03:55:43 PM

Rapmaster2000: [cache.gawker.com image 220x223]

Whoa!

New Age Redneck		2012-04-10 03:56:07 PM

Here is some guys that don't suck.

3 Feet Deep (new window)

Hit Song (new window)

Viscious Battle Raps (new window)

/NSFW language

maxx2112		2012-04-10 03:56:59 PM

Why are we here, to hurt your ear, roll the bones:

/ (new window)

kab		2012-04-10 03:57:02 PM

Why isn't Fred Durst on this list?

Glitchwerks		2012-04-10 03:59:21 PM

As much as I love them, let's face it, they were not very good rappers.

Mike Chewbacca		2012-04-10 03:59:23 PM

NutznGum: Don't forget David 'Bud Bundy' Faustino aka D' Lil with I Told Ya (new window)

All rap sounds like that to me. To be fair, I'm sure all metal sounds like this (new window) to listeners of rap.

groppet		2012-04-10 04:03:13 PM

NutznGum: Don't forget David 'Bud Bundy' Faustino aka D' Lil with I Told Ya (new window)

Dont go dissin Grand Master B!

Rapmaster2000		2012-04-10 04:04:11 PM

Mike Chewbacca: NutznGum: Don't forget David 'Bud Bundy' Faustino aka D' Lil with I Told Ya (new window)

All rap sounds like that to me. To be fair, I'm sure all metal sounds like this (new window) to listeners of rap.

i0.kym-cdn.com

FeedTheCollapse		2012-04-10 04:04:13 PM

best example:

(click. nsfw lyrics)

Nickster79		2012-04-10 04:05:10 PM

tala-wallah: didn't watch, but I bet this is worse than the worst of those: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHl71ajfNg (new window)

You can't claim that until you've listened to/survived Miley Cyrus' rap.

SwingingJohnson		2012-04-10 04:13:07 PM

Nickster79: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 275x183]

Straight up gangsta

Now:

shapeupcity.files.wordpress.com

vrax		2012-04-10 04:13:08 PM

The best results definitely come from white and black rappers working together

howdyyall9999		2012-04-10 04:13:11 PM

City of Crime? Seriously? That song is awesome.

Grandemadaca		2012-04-10 04:14:03 PM

ertznay: List fails without Dee Dee King.
Love the Ramones, but that album made me ~~cry~~ laugh.

FTFM.

I freakin' LOVE that album. So bad, yet so good.

/my guilty pleasure
//It's time to rock. It's time to rap. It's time for the Mashed Potato Attack!

AiryAnne		2012-04-10 04:14:45 PM

Any Dallas Farkers should remember this one:

Link

thecpt		2012-04-10 04:18:33 PM

didn't see that awful Blondie song. To quote my mom, "she was like the first white person to try it."

Stile4aly		2012-04-10 04:21:12 PM

MagSeven		2012-04-10 04:21:49 PM

Ninja Rap was awesome. There. I said it.

MagSeven		2012-04-10 04:23:04 PM

logic523		2012-04-10 04:23:52 PM

FeedTheCollapse: best example:

[cbskroq.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]
(click. nsfw lyrics)

Boats 'n Hoes!

PanicMan		2012-04-10 04:24:50 PM

Word to your mother.

paswa17		2012-04-10 04:25:30 PM

Vanilla Ice seems out of place on the list - which didn't mention that there was a Ninja Turtles rap from the 1st movie as well by Partners in Kryme, called "Turtle Power".

/I guess they weren't mentioned because they aren't white